A/N: Took FOREVER, just so yanno. -Glares at reflection- GET OUT OF YOUR CREATIVE SLUMP ALREADY, YOU LAZY FRICKEN 'TARD. And this is a rather long chapter... RoxasSora action ahead...
Life's Cheat Code
-Level 02 Begin-
Now Sora and Roxas agreed on two things, and two things only.
They agreed to never let anything come between them, such as their choices in dating, food, and video games.
And the second thing is Sea-Salt and/or Paupu-Explosion ice cream.
Roxas and Sora were incredibly alike. They can even be mistaken for the other by they're most closest friends. They both had brilliant blue eyes, and the only difference was their hairstyles and colors, and the fact Sora was two inches taller. The two could even finish each other's sentences on command if they wanted to.
Another difference is their tastes in music. Sora had the ear-shattering, heart-wrenching bass of a subwoofer permanently lodged in his head that usually went along with any high-energy Pop and Alternative song that reached him; hence why he could never get off the In The Groove machines. Roxas, however, preferred the heavy, loud, subliminal messaging of Rock and Metal. There were a few things the two could agree on in cases of music, but most of the time Sora had his iPod and was actually singing along to whatever song was playing...like now.
"The Venga Bus is comin', and everybody's jumpin', New York through San Francisco, an interstate free-disco, the wheels of steel are turnin', and traffic lights are burnin', so if you like to party, get on and move your body!" The brunet sang as he danced some random little dance he decided to make up on the spot. Roxas stood against the brick wall behind him, arms crossed and eyes downcast, trying to give off a hint that he just might not know the boy dancing obscenely in front of him. Sora was a great dancer, but... Well, he sometimes got carried away and would go and rape poles and make really embarrassing noises...so, the boy had to be stopped.
"Sora...?"
"Uh-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...? We like to party, we like, we like to party...we like to party, we like, we like to party..." The brunet asked without breaking his lyrical roll. Although, he was seemingly thrusting his hips up in the air like just some horny guy on the streets.
"Wanna go get some ice cream?"
Sora stopped, and looked at the blond, "I'm embarrassing you, aren't I?"
"My treat!"
"Okay, okay fine!" He said, ruffling the younger boy's hair, "God, ruin all my fun why doncha."
"Hey, I'm buyin' you ice cream so shut up!" The two boys walked down the ice cream shop, and Roxas stopped to get out his wallet. Sora walked a little ahead to take a nice good look at the menu, although trying to avoid the fact he wanted his traditional Paupu-Explosion ice cream.
Roxas pulled out 500 munny, and caught up to the taller boy, "Know whacha want yet? Paupu-Explosion, got it!"
Sora turned to look at the younger boy, "Hey, I didn't say that!"
"You were."
"...God, am I really that predictable?"
Roxas laughed, heading up to the cashier and getting his ice creams. He handed the munny to the tall blond man and got his ice cream, and soon walked back to the waiting Sora and handed him his. "Thanks, kiddo!" Sora rapped an arm around the younger boy's shoulders and almost gave him a kiss on the cheek. Before Sora could register to do such a thing, the younger boy had moved to be back to back with the older boy.
"R-Roxas?"
"Shh!!"
"What're you-"
"Just. Don't. Move."
"...Why?" Sora started unwrapping his ice cream bar and shoved it in his mouth.
"Remember the guy from yesterday...?" Roxas asked, barely above a whisper, still trying to keep out of sight. "Uh-huh..."
"He's right..." The blond boy turned and pointed, "...over there..." and pressed his back against Sora again and quickly unwrapped his ice cream and gently bit it.
"Your heart beating fast, or is that me?" Sora asked, still trying to figure out who the younger boy was pointing to.
"I-it's me..."
"Oh...well, do you want to go and talk to him?"
"Nu-uh! We should leave! Say, right now!"
"Hold on, who were you pointing to?"
"Red hair, little tattoos underneath his eyes...bright, green eyes..." Sora glanced around the small crowd until a rather tall guy caught his attention that fit Roxas' description.
He was sitting with a blonde girl and guy with a mullet, all three just lounged around and burst into laughter every once in a while, although a few points the two guys would laugh and the redhead would get hit in the head by the blonde girl. There was another boy with them that looked like he was more detached from the group, and stood away from the others with his arms crossed.
"Who's the gray-haired kid?"
"Gray?" Roxas asked, looking around the taller boy and focused on the group and locating the taller boy. "That was the boy with him at the arcade on the DDR machine... He looks familiar...Ricky or something like that..."
"Kinda hot...DDR machine?"
"Yeah, yesterday. Looked pretty good, too..."
"We've gotta go there tomorrow...I think I have a way to get you with that red haired guy..."
"Y-you do?"
"I think so... But it'll cost you a movie and free stay over at your place, okay?"
"Deal. But Sora...you don't really have to do that."
"I want to, Roxas! You're my buddy! Besides, if you think you're turning gay, I wanna make sure so you can help me check out guys, okay?"
"Yeah...sure..." The younger boy agreed, leading the way back down the street to his place for a movie and to set up the futon in Roxas' room.
/L-C-C\
"White Chicks!" Sora announced, almost pouncing on Roxas' DVD collection. "Popcorn?" "And lots and lots of soda!" Sora said, continuing to sort through the stack of DVD's and searching for the movie. Roxas ran downstairs and started the popcorn and grabbed a couple of Pepsi's from the fridge. He found a large tub and set it next to the microwave to stuff it full of popcorn when it was ready. He nearly jumped when the resounding Ding! rang in the kitchen and he filled the tub. He then dashed into the living room where the big screen TV was and DVD player. Sora soon came with the movie in hand and put it into the player and set back to turn it on with the remote.
The two sat on the couch and watched as the small dog nearly flew out the car window. "So...Roxas...where is mom?"
"Thursdays, her hours are 4PM to 4AM...wont be back until morning..."
"Mommy works hard." Sora laughed as he took another drink of his Pepsi.
"My God! Your lip!"
"My God! Your nose!"
"So...she'll be gone all night...?"
"Uh-huh...Why?"
"...No reason..." The taller boy said, cautiously settling his right hand on the blond's leg when he wasn't looking. Roxas did, however, notice after a moment and looked up at the brunet, "Sora?"
"I wanted to ask you, um..." Sora moved closer, keeping his hand on the blond's leg, "Have you ever...made out before?"
"What?"
"Yes or no question, Roxy, and be honest."
The blond boy felt heat rushing to his cheeks. Sora had the uncanny ability to change moods rather quickly when he wanted to become serious...
"N-no I-I don't think so..."
Sora laughed, "Must I teach you everything...?"
"What does-Mm!" The older boy leaned forward a little to touch lips with the younger boy before he pushed the brunet back, regaining his breath and yelping out "THAT MEAN??"
Sora chuckled, still holding onto the younger boy as to prohibit his movement, "If you really, really want the red-haired guy to like you, and since he's hanging out with a guy that I think I really want, then you have to learn how to play tonsil hockey so I don't look bad, alright?" Roxas stared blankly at the older boy with the soft pink hue still gracing his cheeks.
"Look, I know it's awkward to kiss your best friend, but just get over it for a second and when we're done, we can pretend it never happened..."
"O-okay..." Roxas whispered, letting himself being pushed back onto the couch with Sora shortly following, "Now, judging by how you're being submissive, I'd say you're a bottom..."
"And that means?"
"You'd take it."
"...Oh."
"So, this is probably how it'll be played out, on say, oh...the third date-"
"That soon!? And what do you mean?! You're not even sure he knows I exist! I don't even know his name!"
"First step: Relax." Sora said, pressing a finger to Roxas' lips to quiet him. "You saw that gray haired guy on the DDR machine, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"So he'll probably be there again tomorrow... And since he was hanging out with the red-haired guy that you like, then I could probably win you a date..." Roxas eyed Sora for a moment, "How would that work out?"
"Oh, you'll see..." Sora laughed again, pushing the shorter boy back onto his back on the couch. " But for now, you need a lesson. Now like I was saying, this is how it may be played out on the third date. You may be offered to go to his place, and say yes, okay?"
"Yeah...?"
"And you say yes. I'm not trying to get you seduced or anything, but this will put major bonus points toward a long term relationship. And what happens usually when you go to someone else's place...?"
"...Make out?"
"Yes! Good boy. Now, since you don't know the first thing about kissing-"
"Yes I do!"
"-Then I will be your personal trainer for the time being, alright? First step: Relax...Then he'll probably try to get close to you, like this..." The brunet leaned forward a little so the Roxas could feel his breath on his neck, "Accept I don't think he will be on top of you...it all depends..." Sora paused to take a short laugh, "Next, he'll...well probably just give you a peck...and by any means, keep your eyes closed if he does."
"What if he's just staring at me...?"
"Stare at him back until one of you caves in molests the other..."
"Oh..."
Sora leaned even more forward, both boy's noses barely touching. "...And that's when you do the rest."
"Wh-what?"
"You know, if he's close enough, give him a hint that you want him." Roxas stared at Sora blankly for another moment.
"And that hint would be...?"
"A peck or so." The younger boy bit his lip in thought for a second before thrusting up forward slight and chastely kissing the unsuspecting Sora's lips. He pulled back and glanced up at the older boy, and taking note of his reaction.
"Like that?"
"...Just like that. And hopefully, if all goes well, he'll return it, and that's when the real fun starts, okay?"
"O-okay...So..."
"Now, before I change my mind, peck me again, okay?" Roxas obliged, giving the taller boy yet another small, innocent kiss on the lips, earning his own shortly after. The younger boy felt Sora's tongue slickly glide over his own lips and involuntarily opened them, granting the older boy entrance.
The blond gave a small gasp when he felt Sora's hands begin to knead his sides, sending some sort of haze over his thoughts. He tried to keep mental notes of what to do, but keeping a straight head with Sora's hands squeezing his hips and his tongue dancing around like it was proved to be...difficult.
Okay, now it was getting awkward.
Roxas pushed the other boy away slightly, trying to regain his breath, "Alright, alright! I know what to do!"
"Good! Now if you don't mind, I want my popcorn!" Sora reached over the younger boy and grabbed the tub of popcorn, sprung back to his seat and began eating again. Roxas sat up and tried to straighten his clothes, glancing over at the amused Sora then at the television.
"What's up, money? You got a problem? What you looking at my ass for? No, yo, hold my poodle. What's up? Y'all got a problem? Y'all want some of this? You want some of this, punk? What, boy?"
"Sora?"
"What."
"That never happened."
"Gotcha."
+Insert Coin To Continue?+
A/N: Okay, is everyone aware of Marine World? Six Flags Marine World? If not you either don't live in California, or you live underneath a rock...but that's not the point. The commercial to advertise the park has a nice, catchy song to it called "We Like To Party" by the Vengaboys. Now, this is the song Sora is singing, and if you're anything like me, -probably not- then weird, annoying little songs like that make you laugh and you just HAPPEN to have limewire, and download them...
There's my rant for the day...anyhow, good funny little song, go download! That should keep you occupied long enough to stall for chapter 3...heheheh...don't expect it soon...
In the meantime, R+R?