I have to say this-

this here is a disclaimer-

Apollo Haiku

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The rest of the day went without a hitch. The rest of the gang came over, they ate mac&cheese after Percy and Annabeth decided it's better if they didn't leave the big house. But then came the biggest challenge.

"Ok team i've either battled or smack talked 50% of ancient greece." Percy said talking to the Heroes of Olympus plus Nico. "But this is a battle I can't do alone."

"Were there for you Perce." Said Frank " May any non-four year old god bless us."

"Thanks frank. Annabeth have the battle plan?"

"I have it done perfectly."

"Lay it on us."

"Okay the Big House Is a 4 bedroom 3 bath house." Annabeth began eyeing them all making sure they were paying attention. "Now, if we seperate the boys and the girls during bathtime but do it at the same time that would save time and energy, same with putting them in Pajamas, wait, we don't have pajamas!"

"I thought ahead and got the stolls to get me some PJs for the tikes." Said leo bringing out some pajamas no one noticed where there.

"They didn't ask why you needed them?" Asked Percy.

"They respect me that much."

"Ok after that we will split them into rooms, each room has 3 so everyone gets their own bed and so piper hazel and I get the girls. Percy Jason and Leo get Zeus ,Hades ,Poseidon and Hermes . Nico and Frank get Hephaestus, Ares, Apollo and Dionysus. Got it?"

"Got it" came from everyone in the room

"Lets roll."

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Now some might say demigods aren't real, gods don't exist, and ancient greek things are just a myth. But Percy know all of those things are real so he knew this might be impossible.

"Why do I have to take bath?" Asked Poseidon crossing his arms outside the bathroom door.

"Really? you of all people will be arguing this?"Said Percy

"I like clean water, not the one with all the soap that gets in your eyes and ears."

"Eh true, But your getting a bath!" And with that Percy picked Poesidon up, and went into the bathroom.

When they were all in the bathtub, well all four year olds that is that's when thing's got all action movie like and flashed between different bad thing's happening before the one very big event.

"Hey Poseidon splashed me." Whined Hades.

"Well then don't hit me!"

"I didn't hit you Zeus pushed me!"

"Well then tell Hermes to move over!"

"Well make this bathtub bigger then!"

And with that the 4 of them started fighting, Percy and Jason tried to stop their dads and two other god's from murdering each other.

"Hey Leo help us!" Shouted Jason over the brawling .

"Huh" Leo said. "I'm still here?"

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"OW, Aprhodite, why would you do that!" Artemis cried after Aphrodite accedentially squirted soap in her eyes.

"I'm sorry! it just squirted out!"

"Hera, what do you like better animals or plants?" Demeter asked her sister, if your mortal you better answer plant's but Hera's immortal so she answered truthfully.

"Animals"

"But plants are so cool!"

"They're boring."

"Your as boring as Athena!" Demeter said.

"What's that supposed to mean!" Asked Athena.

"Ok, everyone calm down." Annabeth said already assesing the situation.

"Yes calm down." Piper said with total charm speak. But it was to late, it's already set in motion.

"Are's stop it!." Hephaestus wined, Ares would not stop poking him."

"What are you going to do?" Then they started fighting, and nico trided to split them up.

"Will you turn into a manatee?" Asked Apollo annyoing Frank.

"No."

"A snake?"

"No."

"A starfish?"

"No."

"A-" Apollo started but was cut of by frank.

"Just stop asking I will not." Apollo looked really sad like he was about to cry.

"Uhh, fine." and with that a manatee was laying on the floor.

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After they were all washed, clothed and in bed the Heroes of Olympus collapsed.

"That was the hardest day ever." Annabeth said.

"Wait, that was all one day!?" Asked Percy, "5 chapters in one day!?"

"Percy! what did we say about breaking the fourth wall?" Asked Annabeth.

"Fine, but this is going to be a long two weeks."

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Me: *exhausted* I'm sorry where all tired, except maybe Leo.

Leo: Hey, I was useful!"

Me: Whatever, can you just say the ending stuff?

Leo: R&R & F&F! hey have you seen Frank?

Me: I think he's still a manatee?

Leo: Really that has to be my screen saver! * Run's off*

Me: you heard him folks R&R and whatever *fall's asleep*