Episode 12, The Bold in the Boody
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, our final five went on an ice cream hunt for a not-so-magical wizard, "Mike" proved beyond a doubt that this kid is totally insane, and he made Theirs when Courtney won the challenge, convincing Brick and Scott to expel their little friend Gwen, very dirty of you, Mal, now there are 4 of them left, but this may change, who will survive this challenge? And who will get a bacterial infection if someone doesn't stop using the Flush of Shame?! Stick around to find out here on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
Intro
The episode begins by showing the night in Wawanakwa, outside the cabins, Scott was sitting on the stairs while Mike(Mal) was standing next to him.
Scott: I still not over Dawn leaving, she managed to change something about me.
Mike: Well that's good, I guess she'd be proud of you.
Scott: Yeah...but still you and the rest will pay for laughing at me at the end of last season.
Mike: Um what?
Scott: Don't think I don't remember, you guys are going down!
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Scott: Yelling at others won't bring Dawn back but that feels good, plus I'm the only real villain left on this island, and I'm going to flatten everyone as ma's meatloaf...gosh, I miss her so much
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Mal: The good thing is that I reach the final four, and the even better thing is that nobody knows that I'm not Mike in reality, I will finance the prize money to live like a real villain, with a tower and a volcano view, it would be great, right?
Mike's mind
The four Mikes continued with the trip to the tower
Vito: I hope we get to the club district soon
Chester: Ugh, if that place has a clubbing district, I'll eat my pants with ketchup myself, unless you have a little "Stop messing around!"
The four personalities met Manitoba, who was chained to a large rock and holding a rope, in front of him was a campfire.
Mike: Manitoba!
Manitoba: Hush, I have a quota to meet, do you see those clouds?
In the sky there were a lot of clouds
Manitoba: They are your dreams, my job is to get rid of them so you never enjoy them again
Manitoba caught a cloud with his rope bringing it closer to him, the cloud showed Mike and Zoey approaching his lips while it rained at night
Mike: That's me and Zoey kissing in the rain, I love that dream!
Stevlana: It's so romantic!
Manitoba threw the cloud into the sky, burning it completely
Mike: HEY, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Manitoba: Sorry dude, Mal is the boss
Mike: Urgh! When I get out of here it's gonna be finding Zoey and giving her a real kiss, one that Mal will never ruin.
As he said that, Manitoba threw another cloud onto the campfire.
Mike: OH COME ON STOP BURNING MY DREAMS!
Manitoba: I would, but Mal won't let us go free
Mike: Then come with me to defeat Mal!
Manitoba: But even if we can defeat Mal that would put you back in charge, then how would that make me free?
Vito: He's right, why do you have to be in charge?
Mike: Because I'm the first
Chester: Oh, where's the proof?
Mike: Here it is.
Mike took out his wallet and showed his identification to his other personalities, who gasped in shock at the sight of it, Mike looked at it and saw that it had Mal's face on it.
Mike: Mal?! First?! NOOOOOOOOO!
Out of Mike's Mind
In the spa hotel, in the room, Courtney was strangely looking at a portrait of Chris
Courtney: Strange, what can...?!
Chris: I'm so bored!
Chris opened the door entering the room.
Chris: I miss my little house!
Courtney rolled her eyes.
Courtney: You mean mansion, I was...
Chris walked over to Courtney
Chris: Did you know that soap is made of soap? Who am I? An intern? And the sheets are made with six hundred thread count, it's like...sleeping on sandpaper!
Courtney: Hey, can you please go?! I want some privacy!
Chris: Okay, gosh, youngsters don't have manners these days!
Chris left the room and closed the door, Courtney looked at the painting again.
Courtney: Okay, how about I just...?
Courtney hit the wall, causing an object to fall out of the painting, and it was nothing more or less than a puck that Courtney grabbed.
Courtney: Great, Alejandro said "it's in art", now let's see what's in this...
In the camera room, Courtney put the CD in the VCR, the screen showed videos of Mal breaking Brick's lamp, Sierra's phone, and the boats in episode eight, as well as dropping Brick and push Dawn, Courtney was petrified
Courtney: It can't be?!
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Courtney: Mike wasn't Mike this whole time, maybe Brick and Zoey were right, ugh, I feel silly for not realizing it sooner.
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Now in the morning, Chris called on the speakers
Chris(over PA): Attention, last four, meet me at the dock in five minutes!
The four finalists walked to the dock
Courtney looked at Mike (Mal) in surprise.
Courtney: Mike, are you okay?
Mike: Oh yeah I am.
Courtney: Well, you've been acting really weird since Zoey left.
Mike: Um, it's just that I miss Zoey a lot, she's everything to me still, since I gave her that bracelet last year
Courtney: Oh well, I get it.
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Courtney: It's obvious that he's not Mike, Mike gave Zoey a necklace, not a bracelet, I'll turn a blind eye, and when I win, I'll make that good-for-nothing Emo go away
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The finalists reached the edge of the pier, where the losers' boat approached and Chris came out, dressed as a pirate.
Chris: Ahoy my dear sailors, welcome to today's challenge!
The Chef came out, wearing a parrot costume
Chris: You look good, my feathered friend.
Chef rolled his eyes.
Chris: Listen, if you don't want to be here, then...
The Chef left with the ship, moving away
Chris: That's not what I meant!
Chris approached the campers depressed
Chris: I'm sorry, it's just that life is so hard at the spa hotel, I miss my little house... that's why I decided to do a pirate treasure hunt for the most valuable artifacts of Total Drama, hidden here on the island
Scott: Pff, like there's something valuable around here.
Chris: Believe me, there is.
Chris walked over to a table where there were four small chests, and in front of them were two girls in cheerleading outfits that looked alike, the only difference being that one of them had a mole.
Chris: The items to be searched will be chosen by these chests, which will be opened by our twins invited today...Amy and Samey
Sammy: Umm, it's "Sammy"
Amy: Oh shut up Samey! You make us look bad!
Chris: Since Courtney was the winner of the last challenge, will you choose the chest first, Courtney?
Courtney: That one!
Chris: Girls, do your thing.
Amy: Get the job done, Samey!
Sammy approached the chest, but when he touched it he received a shock, falling to the ground, the chest opened showing the image of Chris's face.
Chris: Courtney, you must go to the messy, destroyed and risky beach, of my old little house, to get a moa portrait.
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Courtney: He said "risky"...pff, no brainer, now I'm the only one from the original cast, but...I miss Gwenny.
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Chris: Brick, you're next
Brick: The one on the left, please.
Amy approached the chest and when she opened it, a large spray of pepper splashed on her, making her sneeze, the chest revealed the image of a big foot
Amy: ASHOO!
Chris: Brick, you must find the Yeti that is on this island.
Brick swallowed nervously.
Chris: Scott?
Scott: The one near the right
Sammy approached the chest nervously, but when she opened it nothing happened, she took a look inside and a boxing glove came out hitting her in the face, the glove had an image of a diamond
Chris: Perrrrrrfect!, you must go to the abandoned ship on this island to find the lost diamond, but what happens is that it is guarded by your old friend... Fang
Scott: What?! I have to fight a shark and Courtney just has to look for art?! Is that fair?!
Chris: Hey, there's no "fair" in pirate
Mike: That leaves the last chest for me, what's inside?
Chris: The choice is not decisive until you see it yourself.
Amy: Ugh, let's get this over with.
Amy opened the last chest, when she reached into it with her hand, she screamed in pain, revealing that a turtle was biting her hand.
Amy: AGH, REMOVE IT!
Amy pushed the turtle off her, then saw Sammy chuckling at her.
Amy: You!
Amy praised her, and both twins fell into the water, the chest showing an image of a Golden Chris
Chris: Mike, you'll have to look for a lost Golden Chris statue.
Mike: And where can I find it?
Chris: If you knew where she is, then she wouldn't be "lost", right?
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Mal: This challenge is too hard for me, few people would trust me, so if I can't win this the fair way then I'll do it the unfair way
Mike(Mal) began to laugh evilly
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Chris: I wish you all good luck, a hint, "be quick", because two of you are going home today
The final four gasped in shock.
Courtney: But, three of us were supposed to go to the finals.
Chris chuckled.
Chris Yes...no, whoever comes last or worst, empty handed, goes straight to the Flush of Shame, the first person to arrive with their assigned loot wins immunity and a direct pass to the final, and can decide who the remaining two will walk the plank tonight
The campers looked at each other.
Chris: Now ready for adventure buccaneers! ...ugh, just go
Chris honked the horn
The scene fades out showing the pirate ship and Scott jumping on rocks.
Scott: Come diamond, come diamond
Scott entered the ship, with some nerves
Chris(over PA): And Scott is the first to get to the pirate ship!
Scott: Do you want to keep your voice down?!
Chris(over PA): They're called loudspeakers, man!
Fang came out of the bathroom door and looked at Scott, Scott began to tremble with fear
Scott: Easy, shark, just tell me where the diamond is and I'll be gone, okay?
Fang smiled, showing his fangs and that the diamond was in them, Scott was stunned
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Scott: REALLY?!
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Scott yelled and started running as Fang chased after him
The scene fades out showing Brick, near some large footprints.
Brick: They're yeti tracks, they're still fresh.
Chris(over PA): And Brick is just steps away from the yeti, saying too much is less than...!
Brick launched into the speakerphone, interrupting Chris.
Brick: That'll keep him quiet.
Brick started to climb a tree
The scene fades to show Courtney running on the beach.
Courtney: A psycho portrait on the way, how hard can it be...?
Courtney stopped and looked stunned at the destroyed mansion, which was almost in ashes and with almost destroyed objects.
Courtney: Why did I have to say that?!
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Courtney was cross-armed and angry.
Courtney: Thanks again, Max.
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Courtney began to walk into the destroyed mansion.
Chris(over PA): And Courtney comes to my old little house, *sobbing, be careful Courtney, be careful!
Courtney: Yes, yes.
Courtney saw a piece of Chris's portrait stuck in various things.
Courtney: Oh, could it be...
Courtney grabbed the edge and tried to pull it out.
Courtney: Ugh, come on.
A shadow approached her and the screen paused, revealing Mike(Mal) holding a tube with an evil grin.
Chris: Wow, who is that guy? God, it's scary, will anyone survive this challenge? Stick around to find out because I'm going to panic room here on Total Drama All-Stars!
Chris said as he left the room in a panic
Commercial Break
After the commercial break, Courtney is shown again.
Courtney: Come on, why don't you let go?!
Mike(Mal) was about to knock out Courtney, but she accidentally broke the piece of painting hitting Mike(Mal) in the face.
Mike: Ow!
Courtney: Mike, what are you doing here?!
Mike: Um, I was looking for the golden statuette.
Courtney: I thought Chris said it's lost.
Mike: Yeah, lost in his basement, like he's going to lose some of his image.
Courtney glared at Mike(Mal) for a moment.
Courtney: You're right about that.
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Courtney: I know he's not Mike, but I'll try to trick him into helping me.
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Mike: And look, now we can look for each other's object
Courtney: Well, keep an eye out for any intact portraits of Chris.
Mike: And keep an eye out for any golden figurines.
Courtney: Oh, but watch out, this place is about to collapse.
Courtney said as she walked away from Mike(Mal)
Mike: Thanks for the tip...
Mike(Mal) smiled when he pushed a railing and a lot of objects and furniture fell on Courtney, covering her completely.
Mike: Oh Courtney, are you okay?!
Courtney: HELP!
Courtney yelled from inside
Mike: Don't worry, I'll go for help.
Mike(Mal) walked away whistling evilly as Courtney continued to call for help.
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Mal: If you can't beat them...crush them
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Back with Brick, he was up in a tree looking at something surprised.
Brick: Geez, was it always this big?
Brick was looking at the yeti, he who was wearing an apron and a chef's hat, was currently looking in a tree hole until he took a nest that had several eggs.
Brick: I always need a plan before action, but now I have to be quick.
Brick grabbed a vine and slithered down and grabbed the yeti's eggs, he landed on the ground.
Brick: Find them!
Brick started running while the yeti chased him
Back with Scott, he was on top of the ship in the sailboat, tying a rope while watching Fang on the deck sunning himself with a pair of sunglasses.
Chris(over PA): And Brick is taking his treasure to the finish line, looks like you'll have to quicken your steps, hunters!
Scott: Not if I had anything to do with it.
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Scott: If I'm going to take that diamond from F-f-f-fang, I have to subdue him before he can subdue me, Pa taught me how to tie pigs when I was a kid, and sharks aren't that different, same soft skin, same evil eyes...basically are the pigs of evil!
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Scott held the rope, letting the knot take Fang's nose by surprise.
Scott: That's right, I got you!
Fang angrily pulled the rope, causing Scott to fall to the deck and break it at the same time, and to finish it off Fang threw a chest at him.
Scott: Ow! Why?!
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Scott was in his arms, with the chest still on his head
Scott: Sharks don't look like pigs at all!
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Below the boat, Scott was in pain, meanwhile, Mike (Mal) looked at him from afar, smiling evilly.
Mal: perfect timing
Mike(Mal) approached Scott to help him
Mike: Scott, are you okay?!
Scott: Ugh, it's Fang, I can't with him
Mike: At least you know where the loot is.
Scott: Fang has it in him, it's impossible
Mike: How about you bring the shark to Chris?
Scott: Take it to Chris, by myself? how not
Mike(Mal) rolled his eyes.
Mike: How about this? I help you catch Fang if you swear to take me to the final?
Mike(Mal) offered Scott his hand, he thought for a moment until he accepted his hand
Scott: Dude, it's a deal.
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Mal: I guess, he thinks I'll give him the million in silver platter?
Mike(Mal) chuckled and rubbed his hands together.
Mal: Sometimes it's so easy
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Scott chuckled.
Scott: The fool is handing me the million on a silver platter, and he doesn't even know it!
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Back at the mansion, Courtney managed to get out of the fallen furniture, now covered in dust, coughing
Courtney: Thanks for the help, Mike...
Then she noticed something on the furniture, when she took it out she found it to be an intact portrait of Chris.
Courtney: Yeah, and it's in perfect condition, I have to take it to Chris!
Back with Brick, he was still being chased
Brick: Over here, yeti, come get your dinner!
Chris(over PA): Courtney and Brick are now going to the pier, if Mike and Scott haven't found their treasure yet, they better do it NOW!
Chris was shown in the camera room
Chris: Okay, I guess you have to go to the dock to see who gets there first.
Back with Brick, he had reached a tree branch being cornered by the yeti.
Brick: AHH, I give up, take my eggs, take them!
Before they could return them, the tree branch broke causing them both to fall, the yeti fell on the branch and the nest fell on his head, and then Brick fell on them, crushing them all
Brick: Ugh, sorry, oh no...
Both began to slide down the branch that fell
Back on the ship, Mike(Mal) is up in the lookout area, holding a stick, which was holding a rope from a barrel, and a rope trap on the deck, Scott put a barrel full of fish inside the circle of the rope, gave a signal to Mike (Mal)
Scott: Over here, Fang!
Scott hid, Fang approached and took the bucket and walked away, Scott saw this and looked at Mike (Mal)
Scott: Dude, what did you do?
Mike: I don't know what happened?
Scott stood inside the circle, Mike(Mal) smirked and dropped the stick
Scott: Saw rope got stuck somewhere...AH!
Scott fell for the trap, being hung upside down
Mike(Mal) Whoops
Fang approached Scott
Scott: I'm not done with you yet...!
Fang began to hit Scott, while Mike (Mal) enjoyed watching him, he took out a knife and cut the rope, leaving a stunned Scott on the ground
Mike(Mal) went down to the ground and took Scott by the arms
Scott: Time for my bath, granny...?
Mal: You could say
Now outside the cabin and the mansion, Chris was waiting in the center, until Courtney arrived holding a portrait
Courtney: Got it!
Courtney showed the portrait of the host
Chris: Finally, I was looking for it everywhere, and without a scratch, congratulations, you have won and you are in the final!
Courtney cheered, until a scream was heard on the hill, Brick and the yeti quickly went down, Brick quickly jumped landing in front of Chris, before the yeti crashed on a rock.
Chris: I don't care how it happened, how you did it, but how you brought it here, congratulations.
Brick sighed in relief, then Mike(Mal) came dragging a stunned and stuttering Scott, Mike(Mal) stopped letting Scott fall to the ground.
Chris: And finally Mike and Scott arrive, empty-handed.
Scott: Sorry, pa, I had the glowing rock but the pig ate it.
Scott stammered in a daze.
Chris: Hmm, can you explain to me?
Mike: Um, well, I didn't bring the spoiled loot, but I did bring some other kind of treasure... an injured competitor, one of your favorites.
Chris: Hmm, right, injured competitors are one of my favorite things, well played, Scott, I'm so sorry, but for being last and not bringing anything, you're going to go down the toilet
Scott just babbled without understanding anything, while Mike (Mal) saw him smiling mischievously
Mike's mind
Mike looked at the photo of Mal shocked
Mike: Mal is the original personality?! I can not believe it?!
Chester: Me neither, I can't believe I've been listening to you all this time?!
Stevlana: STOP! Who cares who was first?! Mike is the ideal person, he is more patient than me, more generous than Chester, less self-centered than Manitoba... and he is a better dancer than Vito
Vito: Hey! Hey! Hey! ...Oh, it's true
Mike: Thanks guys, but if I'm not the original...
Manitoba: Nah, go ahead, silly dog, think, this is the world created by Mal, what makes you wonder where that license came from?
Mike looked at the photo again, and then it faded away revealing a piece of brain.
Mike: Ewww! Nice try, Mal!
Mike rubbed the piece together and shaped it into a key, and used it to release the Manitoba chain
Manitoba: It took you a long time, come on, I know a shortcut to Mal's watchtower
Mike: Watchtower?
Manitoba: What haven't you noticed? This place is a prison, the tower is the only entrance or exit, you have to go to stop Mal, go!
Manitoba, Vito and Stevlana started walking towards the tower
Chester: Ugh, I don't think I can walk anymore, shortcut or no shortcut.
Mike: Fine, I'll carry you on my back.
Chester climbed on Mike's back, and Mike started walking along with Chester on him.
Chester: Come on, horse!
Out of Mike's Mind
Elimination Ceremony
Scott was inside the Flush of Shame, and he seemed angry
Scott: This is not fair, Mike betrayed me, he should go, you guys don't know what they're dealing with!
They both looked at Mike(Mal) who gave a nervous smile.
Chris: Sorry Scott, but you know what they say, what goes up must come down!
Chris pressed the button causing Scott to be sucked down the toilet.
Chris: And now who goes down now? It all comes down to who you want to face in the finals, Brick or Mike.
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Courtney: It's obvious that I won't take Mal, but if I don't, Mike could be lost forever, but Brick is an easier target... ugh, decisions.
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Courtney: I promised to have a friendly final, but things have changed a lot...
Chris looked at his watch and yawned.
Courtney: But I have a use of reason, so, I decided to take the final to...
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Brick put on a nervous look, while Mike(Mal) smiled confidently
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Courtney: Brick!
Mal: WHAT?!
Courtney: That's right, you're out, Mal!
Brick: I agree, your malevolent days are over!
Mike (Mal) growled with anger, until he composed himself and lowered his hair showing his true appearance
Mal: Well, it looks like you guys found out, party all you guys want, but listen up...Mike, he's dead now.
Courtney and Brick gasped horrified, while Mike (Mal) laughed evilly, until the Chef grabbed him by the shirt and brought him closer to the Flush of Shame.
Chris: I liked your performance, Mal, but unfortunately it's out, Chef?
Chef threw Mike into the toilet, and Chris pressed the button, getting sucked out of the island.
Chris: And now there are only two left, Brick and Courtney, CADET VS CIT, the final showdown 2.0!, who will win the most dangerous battle for a million dollars? Stay tuned for the season finale of...Total...Drama...All-Stars!
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Finalists: Brick and Courtney
Eliminated
16-Owen
15-Lightning
14-Anne Maria
13-Geoff
12-Sierra
11-Heather
10-Dakota
9-Lindsay
8-Dawn (injured)
7/6-Alejandro
7/6-Zoey
5-Gwen
4-Scott
3-Mike
Conclusion
And here is the penultimate episode, which is a bit meh and not as hateful as others in the season, so it's a bit salvageable, Gwen obviously had to go since no winner is canon or alternate can win twice, that's the rule that maintains the status quo of the series, but Scott was able to go to the finals with Zoey to make a final between old rivals, it would be more exciting than seeing a couple fight each other
But what I said doesn't make sense as I still take Scott out I could take him to the finals but I already did it in my alternate version of Pahkithew Island (read it if you haven't), for me Scott was one of the few good things about All-Stars, yes I know, he was flanderized and he became more stupid, but his stupidity is very entertaining to make you laugh, so that's fine
And surely what surprised them the most is that Mike(Mal) was eliminated before the final, I didn't want to have the same finalists, so I eliminated him from third, discovering that it was actually Mal, but don't worry, Mike will be fine and it will be resolved all in the next episode where the All-Stars will be, and also the originals, so wait for the end
Now it comes down to two, Brick vs Zoey, Boy vs Girl, Cadet VS CIT, the final showdown, Courtney was able to win at least one season, despite how bossy she is, in fact, there are many fanfics that make her a finalist for this season, and Brick, could do more in Revenge, now he can show off in the next episode
PS: For someone who asked me about Courtney and Gwen, no, Gwen is no longer dating Duncan, they have broken up
Oh, and a curious thing, there was already a final between them in a fanfic, but I hadn't seen it before deciding those two as finalists, so it's not plagiarism
Now who do you root for to win, Brick or Courtney? Find out in the next final episode...
