Truth or Dare, Vampified
I do not own the HON series; if I did then there would be freaky chainsaw attacks and ninjas on unicorns
Chapter 2
Twin: ok I gots my coffee, lets do this("gots" comes from my language, yeah, that's right, I'ms important enough to haves my own language)
A-Ya: I agree
Twin: seriously, where did you come from?
A-Ya: nowhere
Twin: cryptic
Stark: now you know what it feels like!
Kalona: why am I here?
Johnny B.: something
Stark: oh no! Not you too!
Zoey: don't worry about it
Stark: give me one reason not to
Zoey: some reason
Stark: Zoey!
Zoey: Kidding!
Twin: yo, my show here, don't ignore me
Damien: can I just-
Twin: ok! Push Wings into the acid pit on three!
Kramisha: when did that get here?
Twin: not long after Jack showed up
Jack: eap!
Twin: did he just eap?
Erin: yes
Shaunee: yes he did
Damien: really, this is important for you to-
Twin: everyone! Push!
After Kalona fell in
Zoey: yay!
Twin: I'm happy too
Damien: Guys!
Shocked Silence
Damien: Listen to me. It's not possible to kill Kalona!
Erin: why?
Damien: Because he's immortal
Twin: oh yeah, forgot about that
Johnny B.: didn't think that through
Kalona: no, you didn't
Twin: dang
Zoey: so…what we gonna do now?
Twin: poof him and A-Ya out of here
Johnny B.: works for me
Twin: ok. Immortal, be gone!
Kalona poofs out in a mass of feathers and smoke
A-Ya: what about me?
Twin: go back to Zoey or something. I don't really care
A-Ya: whatever. I'm out, peace!
(A-Ya poofs out of the room in a flash of pink light)
Twin: (blinks) that was oddly modern
Johnny B.: yeah, so what's next?
Twin: well since I'm writing this during math class and I haven't posted the first chapter yet…I'll ask my friends (this was when I wrote it in my notebook, and before I finished typing up the first chapter)
Kramisha: oh goody
From- Kristen in my science class
Truth- Ant, if you could kill anyone on this show, who?
Dare- Damien, run around screaming pie until you fall down
Die: whoever is chosen
Twin: yeah, I have friends who come up with good ideas, or at least semi-good ideas
Erik: dang
Twin: did I say you could live again?
Erik: like I care
From- half of twin
Die- whoever is chosen and Erik the asshat
Erik: seriously?
Twin: seriously
Kramisha: come on, I want out of here soon
Twin: technically you're all just characters inside my head
Damien: really?
Twin: yeah, you guy are just who I mess with when I'm bored
Damien: well that's kinda depressing news
Twin: sorry to break the news to you
Kramisha: ok! Lets get this started or skip it, got that?
Twin/Johnny B.: buzzkill
Kramisha: thank you
Twin: fine. Ok Ant, who is it?
Ant: um…I don't know...hmm-
Twin: goddess you take forever
Ant: s-sorry
Twin: whatever. I'll give you some time to think, so…cookie fight!
Everyone: cookie fight?
Twin: yeah, it happened at lunch today during school while I was writing in my notebook
Zoey: really?
Twin: probably
Stark: seriously! Give a straightforward answer for once in your life!
Twin: Fine! Yes, yes it did happen
Jack: why?
Twin: a dude was being annoying, came over to our table and saw we had cookies. He told us that we needed to put them in the microwave because cookies taste best when warm and melty. Then he asked for the cookies, we said no, he kept asking, we threw pieces of cookie at him. Then he threw a piece at my friend Kitty and missed. And the cookie went under the janitors' door
Stark: did we need to know all that?
Twin: no
Jack: then why did you tell us all that?
Twin: I'm working on longer chapters
Jack: oh
Twin: so are we gonna have a cookie fight or what?
Erin: I think it's a waste of cookies. Don't you agree twin?
Shaunee: I agree, twin
Erin: why don't we eat them instead?
Shaunee: great idea, twin. Give Ant some brain food
Twin: cookies are not brain food. All they make your brain think is "I want another cookie"
Damien: you know she has a point, in some weird way
Twin: thank you. Now, Ant, who is it?
Ant: um, I'd have to say-
Twin: ok if it's me, you get killed
Ant: *gulp* o-ok, um, Aphrodite
Aphrodite: dead man talking!
Twin: not the best choice
Ant: I didn't want to die!
Twin: way to boost my self-esteem dude
Ant: sorry
Stevie Rae: I know Aphrodite is mean a lot, but ya'll know that she's still good
Twin: you only know that `cause you two were imprinted
Aphrodite: Never speak of it
Twin: LOL! Fine
Damien: do I have to do the dare?
Twin: Erik's done pretty much everything so far; we need a new victim for this one
Damien: *sigh* fine, but no pictures or video taping
Twin: dang
Johnny B.: wait, what happened to "my game my rules"?
Twin: my camera died
Johnny B.: dang it!
Twin: I Know!
3 hours of "pie"s later
Twin: wow
Johnny B.: I know
Zoey: 3 hours of running and screaming, yet no sweat?
Erin: impossible
Shaunee: something's wrong with the queen
Erin: seriously
Jack I had no idea that it was possible
Damien: thank Nyx no one noticed what I was doing
Twin: oh we noticed
Damien: dang
Twin: yeah. Ok, so lets finish this one off! Aphrodite, time to die!
Aphrodite: you're going to bring me back?
Twin: wouldn't dream of it
Aphrodite: you're going to bring me back
Twin: of course, if I remember
Erik: what about me?
Twin: …Stark you might as well just say your line now
Stark: Cryptic
Twin: thank you
Stark: every time
Twin: I know
Erik: will I come back or what?
Twin: what
Erik: I asked if I was going to be-
Twin: Yeah I heard you
Aphrodite: Erik's going to die first right? I want to see it. Hey, where's Nefferet?
Erin/Shaunee/Twin: dead
Aphrodite: one brain, 3 people sharing it
Erin/Shaunee/Twin: Hey!
Aphrodite: thanks for proving my point
Twin: do you want to see Erik die or what?
Zoey: are you going to bring back Nefferet?
Twin: dude, I can hardly remember you all now. And later I'm going to be adding a few people. There will be people I kill off and keep off. Or send away until need them, if I need them. And have you noticed that we're missing a ton of characters already?
Stark: so who are the lucky ones who get away from here?
Twin: Ant, Darious, Neffy, and I may put in Kalona and A-Ya every once in a while, whenever you guys bore me. Erin, Shaunee, Stevie Rae, and Kramisha, you guys will just be off to the side watching. Sorry, don't use you guys all that much. And the rest of the people will make their debut sometime later on.
Stark: lucky ones
Twin: watch it
Damien: so the rest of us are stuck here?
Twin: …Yes
Damien: dang
Erik: but I'm dead half the time
Twin: Only half? Man
Erik: but I'm pretty much still stuck here
Zoey: much to our displeasure
Twin: yeah, your all stuck here
Johnny B.: I'm ok with it
Twin: thank you. So Erik, quicksand, right over there
Johnny B.: you replaced the shark tank with quicksand?
Twin: Nope! Replaced the shark tank with chainsaws and ninja stuffs
Damien: stuffs?
Twin: learn to speak my language
Damien: whatever
Johnny B.: so we have chainsaws and ninja stuffs, an acid pit, and quicksand?
Twin: no acid just sand
Johnny B.: why not keep it all?
Twin: I write this stuff at school, you can only sneak so many deadly toys by your teachers
Johnny B.: whatev.
Erik: quicksand?
Twin: slow, deadly, torturous. It's just my style all right!
Erik: yeah, but quicksand?
Twin: This. Is. My. Show. You. Play. By. My. Rules. Get that into your head dude!
Erik: alright, alright
30 minutes later
Twin: this is taking forever!
Erik: hey! I'm the one half covered in sand!
Twin: Whatever! Ninja time!
Everyone whose still there: No!
Twin: buzzkills'
Johnny B.: well, they wont let me use ninja stuffs either
Twin: yes! One down! Like, 12 more to go. Dang. Erik?
Erik: yeah?
Twin: Dang, you're not dead yet!
Erik: Hey!
Twin: Hay is for horses!
Erik: that's not what I-
Twin: whatever! (Shoves Erik's lead under)
Aphrodite: Finally!
Twin: that was kinda fun
Aphrodite: should've done that a long time ago
Twin: I know! But I was waiting for a break in the series to write this stuff, then I got writers block, then school started.
Johnny B.: so for a while we were just in your head?
Twin: yup
Damien: even worse
Twin: it wasn't that bad
Stark: well maybe not to you
Twin: seriously, this show is meant to torture you and bring joy to me and all who read it
Everyone: we know!
Twin: then stop trying to take over
Johnny B.: then make me the co-host!
Twin: …no
Johnny B.: why not?
Twin: `cause I'm promising co-host to someone else
Johnny B.: and if they cant?
Twin: I'll think about it
Johnny B.: …good enough
Ant: OK, can we move on?
Aphrodite: oh you just want me dead
Twin: duh, that's why he chose you
Aphrodite: whatever
Twin: so...how are we gonna kill you?
Zoey: the perfect way to kill Aphrodite?
Stark: oh just throw her to the sharks! Oof! (Aphrodite just elbowed Stark in the ribs in case you were wondering)
Twin: we have ninja stuffs, not sharks
Damien: then…what do we do?
Silence
Ant: well, I've got nothing
Damien: nope, not a clue
Johnny B.: I'm not the brain here
Zoey: we don't have the acid anymore
Stark: or sharks
Twin: I'm 13, how violent is my mind `spost to be?
Stevie Rae: not very. But you've proved that your mind is already too violent for your age
Twin: …what's your point?
Stevie Rae: *sigh* never mind. I'll be in the waiting room
Aphrodite: can I just try poison?
Twin: ok, BRB
Twin goes to her brother's friend J.T. house
J.T.: you want to barrow poison?
Twin: …yup
J.T.: whatever, here you go
Twin: thanks!
Back to the studio
Damien: he seriously just gave her poison
Ant: and without asking what it was for
Twin: the dudes awesome. and a danger to society
Johnny B.: sweet
Twin: yeah. Drink up Aphrodite
Aphrodite: if this fails you don't get to try again, ok. And I want to have some wine with this
Twin: whatever (starts playing with her thumbs)
Aphrodite: (drinks the poison/wine mixture) ok, we're done
Johnny B.: you're seriously alive?
Aphrodite: yes, duh
Twin: the antidote was alcohol
Damien: and you still let her have wine with it?
Twin: I didn't know
Johnny B.: but you know now?
Twin: yeah
Damien: how?
Twin: `cause she's still alive
Yup, that's the best way to know. And I'm not very happy so far. I only got one review that was useful. Fail! But thank you Francesca. I have yours in Chapter 3 in case you were wondering, I already had Chapter 2 written when I posted Chapter 1. So…review people!
Insanely,
Half of twin