Truth or Dare, Vampified

I do not own the House of Night series; if I did then the word 'buttmuncher' would show up a lot

Chapter 3

Twin: well, when I was typing up my first twin chapters, I found out that it took way too long so…short chapter!

Stark: seriously?

Twin: No time! Gotta get through one truth/dare/die thing then do our stupid banter

Zoey: how long will it be?

Twin: …shorter than the others

Stark: Cryp-

Twin: Dude! Told you! Time limit! This thing should be about 5 or 6 pages

Damien: and how is that not long?

Twin: I skip lines on everything; if I didn't then it would be about 3 or 4 pages

Jack: oh

Twin: yeah, lets go. We take about 3 pages for just one of these things then who knows how many more for just short bantering

Damien: looks like you really planed this thing out

Twin: nope

Zoey: it really seems like you planed it

Jack: yeah, how is this not planed?

Twin: I have a time limit for what I can write at school (which is where I usually write the chapters)

Damien: you really should be listening and not writing

Jack: school is very important

Zoey: what grade are you in?

Twin: 8th

Stark: one year `till high school! Don't choke now!

Twin: is your horrible life-lessoning thing done now?

Damien: no, school is the most-

Twin: Damien! Time limit! Remember?

Damien: fine, whatever

Twin: "Truth or Dare, Vampified", the place to come for life lessons and stupidity. OK, Stevie Rae, read it

Stevie Rae: K

From- The People I Sit With At Lunch

Truth- A-Ya, would you do a dog or a donkey?

Dare- Damien, slap a killer penguin with sharp teeth and a chainsaw on the head

Die- Jack

Twin: NO! NOT JACK!

Stark: she has a heart, who knew?

Twin: Hey! He's one of my favorite characters

Jack: Aw! (Hugs Twin)

Twin: Yay!

Damien: Hey! He's my boyfriend!

Twin: great, another possessive jerk

Damien: I'm not…its just…gah!

Jack: hehehe

Twin: lets get started. Come on in A-Ya!

A-Ya: Why?

Stark: why what?

A-Ya: why am I here?

Twin: `cause

Stark: …I'm not even going to say it

Twin: aw

Zoey: hey, where's Johnny B.?

Twin: …I dunno. Hey! Where's my key?

Ant: what key?

Twin: the key that unlocks the door to get out of here, duh

Silence from realization

Damien: he took the key

Twin: even worse, he took the key from me

Aphrodite: he's dead now isn't he?

Twin: yup. Roll call everyone! I need to see who got out with him

10 minutes of names later

Twin: we're missing Kramisha and Aphrodite. You know what this means?

Jack: we all have to go looking for them

Erin: we go find them at the mall

Shaunee: then we go shopping

Zoey: we are all free to go

Twin: no I was thinking we'd bomb Michigan

Stark: …why?

Twin: OSU, baby! Whoo! (And TCU! My cousin plays for the team!)

Ant: oh?

Twin: don't comment

3 hours later

Twin: ok, I understand why you left. But why did you go to a stripper club?

Johnny B.: …I have no idea

Kramisha: Liar! It was your idea!

Twin: whatever! Ok, A-Ya, answer your question

A-Ya: do I have to?

Twin: Yes!

A-Ya: Fine, a dog. Dogs are cuter

Zoey: why must she be part of me?

Twin: whatever. A-Ya, be gone

Poof

Twin: ok, I'm going to skip the dare and die

Damien/Jack: Yes!

Twin: ok, this one is from a reviewer, yay!

From- Francesca

Lmfao I found this fucking funny as hell... Even if my friend Jess thought it was weird lol

So here are some truths dares no dies!

(Dare) Kalona- rips off his wings and reattaches them upside down.

(Truth) Stark- would you date a jersey/Italian girl ;) and don't say that he cant answer because he's with Zoey I want a real yes or no Answer!

(Dare) Erik- rips off his penis and shoves it up his ass... Although he might enjoy that to much

Everybody: daaaaang

Erik: why me?

Twin: when did I bring you back?

Erik: hey, the dare is torture enough

Twin: ok, fine. Kalona? Do it!

Painful sound of detaching wings and having them reattached

Twin: thank Nyx for earplugs

Kalona: please fix this

Twin: later. Now get outta here. Stark?

Stark: I don't want to answer that

Francesca: you have to! Don't give us any " sorry, can't say. I'm dating Zoey" crap

Stark: when did you get here?

Twin: sometime

Francesca I poofed in either before or after A-Ya poofed out

Stark: oh no! One was bad enough! Not two cryptic people!

Francesca: fear it. Now give us a fucking answer!

Stark: um…Italian girl?

Twin: ...was that…a question?

Francesca: I think that was

Stark: Zoey, promise not to kill me after I answer?

Zoey: No promises

Stark: (gulp) uh, Italian girl

Francesca: why?

Stark: (mumblings)

Twin: what was that?

Stark: (more mumblings)

Zoey: what did he say?

Francesca: he said that he prefers Italian girls because in Europe some girls go swimming without tops in

Stark: I did not say that!

Twin: so are you perverted or not? Make up your mind dude. (Whispers to Francesca) is that really what he said?

Francesca: no, it just makes for an interesting story

Twin: genius (high-five's Francesca)

Zoey: Seriously? You seriously said that with me, your girlfriend, around!

Stark: I didn't say that! She made it up, I swear!

Twin: no she didn't

Zoey: Ha!

Stark: your going to trust her? Really?

Zoey: Really!

Twin: first break up, good job Francesca

Francesca: anytime

Twin: should we move on?

Francesca: I don't know. This fight is just starting to get good

Twin: hmm, agreed

Francesca: but I want to see Erik become a girl so… yeah lets move on

Twin: I like the way you think

Erik: I don't!

Twin: shut up, no one cares

Erik: I'm not going to do it!

Francesca: Yes!

Twin: Do it!

Erik: No!

Francesca/Twin: Yes!

Erik: No!

Twin: ok, dude we already did this, grow up already

Erik: I'm not going to do it!

Francesca: ass

Twin: hat

Francesca/Twin: asshat

Jack: this is getting weird

Damien: I agree sweetie

Kramisha: Gay1 and Gay2, shut up

Twin: gay people have feelings too

Jack: you know, this chapter isn't very short

Twin: Fail!

Francesca: Do it Erik!

Erik: you know, it's not possible to do anyway

Twin: its not! Aw man! There goes the most fun part of this chapter

Erik: Ha!

Francesca: ass

Erik: bitch

Twin: language Erik

Erik: what? She can curse but I cant?

Twin: …yeah pretty much

Erik: Why?

Twin: `cause I don't hate her

Stark: Seriously! Zoey, I never said that!

Zoey: Whatever!

Twin: ahh…young love

Francesca: yeah, young, shitty love

What did you think? Personally I like it, but... I wrote this so…yup. I typed this up in one night for you guys. But it will probably take me at least 3 days to post mew chapters. My brothers getting annoyed with me taking the computer for so long. I call our computer room my Writers Lair now. So, if you have any ideas go ahead and tell me, if not…then just say if you like the chapter or not.

Less insane than usual,

Half of twin