Truth or Dare, Vampified

by half of Twin

my game show, my rules. the HON characters are the contestants and I'm the host, and their worst nightmare. we ask them truth questions, make them preform dares that they cant back out of or i go ninja on them, and we kill them off! read and find out more

4. Chapter 4

Truth or Dare, Vampified

I still do not own the House of Night series; if I did then Damien would get mad at lack of logic a lot

Chapter 4

Twin, guys, we're going to have to step it up

Francesca: why?

Twin: `cause I'm not getting as many reviews is hoped to have

Erik: that's what happens when you kill off the sexy guy

Twin: yeah, you would think that

Francesca: that people aren't review because you keep killing him?

Twin: no that he's sexy

Kramisha: well, why don't you let us go then?

Twin: no, I'm still feeling psychopathic

Jack: huh?

Twin: this is where I let our my craziness and psycopathity

Zoey: why us?

Twin: `cause I really hate Erik

Aphrodite: thanks a lot Erik

Erik: anytime

Twin: ok! Lets do this

From- half of twin

Dare- bring in the rest of the characters and video tape them saying hi

Truth- Did Loren really have feelings for Zoey?

Die- that pedophile with a girls name

Damien: you dared yourself to do something?

Twin: no one gives me dares! Or truth questions. I feel so left out

Johnny B.: he does have a girls name

Zoey: I get to kill him

Twin: I though you might want to do that. Ok, lets get this started

Venus: get me the hell out of here

Lenobia: hello

Dragon: Hey

P. Penthesilia: hello

Shekinah: hello

Nyx: hello my fledglings

P. Nolan: Hi

Anastasia Lankford: Hello

Dallas: I wish I were dead, again

Heath: hey guys. Hey Zo

Grandma Redbird: hello

Linda Heffer: Hi

Step-Loser: what in gods name?

Sister Mary Angela: Hello

Kayla: Hey

Ate: Hello

Rephaim: …um…hi…

Elizabeth No Last Name: Hey!

Becca: Stark!

Loren: H-

Zoey: you assy bitch!

Zoey attacks Loren with all five elements

Twin: physical and spiritual pain, I like it

Johnny B.: why can Zoey use the elements?

Twin: I thought something like this would happen

Francesca: genius

Twin: break it up you two!

Zoey: No!

Loren: help

Twin: Zoey, we cant kill him until he answers the question

Loren: What!

Twin: Come on! We wanna kill you!

Loren: fine. A little bit. That's why Nefferet killed me

Francesca: seriously?

Twin: Neffy's a bitch, what else would she do in her free time?

Johnny B.: (in his pervey mind: Loren apparently)

Loren: …

Twin: you know, if you don't tell the truth then we get to kick the snot out of you. Or throw ninja stars at you

Loren: (alarmed look)

Twin: I'm a part time ninja, and I play soccer and have a freaking hard foot

Francesca: and Darious has a freaking hard fist

Johnny B.: and I have freaking hard abs

Kramisha: you wish

Johnny B.: Hey!

Twin: Truth

Johnny B.: (sarcastic) thanks

Twin: anytime

Zoey: ok, can I fucking kill Black now!

Twin: Oh sure

Stark: can I help?

Twin: no

Stark: why not?

Twin: `cause you asked

Stark: What the hell?

Twin: whatever. Zoey, just kill the girly named pedophile

Zoey: Don't have to tell me!

Loren: Hey!

3 hours, 12 ninja stars, 7 murders, 82 chainsaws, and one restraining order later

Loren: Seriously? You're getting a restraining order against me?

Zoey: duh, that's what I just said

Twin: I agree with Zoey

Loren: What?

Twin: …don't question me; I brought the acid pit back

Loren: *gulp*

Stark: I thought you couldn't put too many violent objects in at once?

Twin: I did. But I wrote this stuff down during lunch at school, I just couldn't have too much deadly stuffs in at once during class

Stark: … ok then

Francesca: what grade are you in?

Twin: I already told the bunny sniffers and other people reading this stuffs in the last chapter. I'm not telling the bunny sniffers again

Francesca: good reason

Twin yeah I know

Loren: can I leave now?

Twin: when did I revive you?

Loren: …I don't know

Johnny B.: well this is kinda weird

Twin: seriously

Johnny B.: I think it may be time to move on

Twin: yeah. Ok, lets see what's next?

From: thefamiliarstranger

So lookie here I'll help you out if that is you add me and I get to tie a rope around jacks neck then hook the rope to the back of a truck and time how long he could stay alive while I drive the truck in to a building oh I also want the truck to have a gas leak

OK. On to the Dares!

Ok I want Kalona, Rephaim, Nefferet, Aphrodite, John Heffer, Linda Heffer, Professor Lankford, Venus Davis, Johnny B and Dallas to do the Michael Jackson thriller dance moves ya it's weird but... Lol oh and ONLY THEM and another dare is for stark he has to sing "The Bad Touch" by the "bloodhound gang" to Nefferet lmfao

Btw I total love how long your chapters are because lots of time these truth and dares are really short and it gets boring because it's all the same stuff over and over again so I really like how yours isn't anything like that so any who sorry for the abnormally long review maybe I should have PM'd you but idk I didn't think it would be this long OMG I'M TYPING WHAT I'M THINKING! Ok I'm going to end it here before things somehow get dirty.

Twin: ok, talked to…I'm just going to call them Stranger for short, Jack, you're going to be replaced by Ant

Ant: What?

Twin: we never do anything to you!

Ant: still!

Twin: I'm going to bring her in now, run while you can

Ant: (mutterings)

Stranger: (poofs in eating a cookie) Ah!

Erik: we scream when we see her too

Twin: go back to dead Erik

Stranger: does this mean that…?

Twin: Go for it. I'll just pants Erik first

Erik: No!

Twin: Dude! Not again! (Pants Erik)

Erik: (embarrassed 1cause he's wearing pink and purple polka-dotted boxers)

Stranger: LOL!

Francesca: OMG!

Twin: …are those my brothers?

Johnny B.: (dying of laughter)

Stranger: ok, lets do this

10 minutes of Agonized Screams Later

Twin: Lasted longer than I though he would

Stranger: made things more fun though

Johnny B.: yeah, but you ran him over a few times

Stranger: …that was the fun part

Twin: ok, lets get the dancing over with

5 minutes of dancing later

Twin: … I think that was more torture for us

John Heffer: that's was you get for-

Stranger: save the preaching for someone who cares, Step-Loser. Stark?

Stark: No

Twin: do's it

Stark: No!

Twin: Fine Erik

Stark: grrr

Twin: ooooh, did I make the widdle warrior mad?

Stark: Will you shut up if I do it?

Twin: …no

Stranger: if you don't do it, then we can make Zoey think you're Loren

Stark: …I wanna live

Twin: then do's it

Stark: Fine!

After the Song

Stranger: Not bad

Twin: better signer than I thought he'd be

Nefferet: I didn't enjoy it

Twin: your first line, we're so proud

Nefferet: pft

Twin: …yeah, I'll kill you again. To the sharks!

Johnny B.: you got rid of the sharks

Twin: To the acid pit!

Zoey: why don't we throw water on her head and see if she melts

Twin: Now Zoey. That only works on witches, we're trying to get rid of a bitch

Damien: a female dog?

Twin: *cough* Nerd *cough*

Kramisha: can we get moving already?

Twin: Buzzkill!

Kramisha: and proud of it

Jack: hey, we went through a whole dare thing, and no one died

Damien: …well, that's weird. But really good, for us anyway

From- Renesmee AKA Ness

Here yas go:

(Truth) Aphrodite-Is there seriously something wrong with your backside? Seriously, when you walk it looks like it's f-ing spasming (xD)

(Dare) Give Twin a lighter, ropes, and some gasoline :) goodbye again Erik

(Die) F-ing die AGAIN Erik, you as$hat! (And you too Loren! You should bring Blake back next so Darius the mountain can kick his as$!)

Twin: Thank you Ness!

Ness: you're welcome

Twin: I've been wanting to go pyro

Ness: Well go for it!

Twin: Whoo! (Grabs the lighter)

Aphrodite: Hey!

Twin: What? Oh yeah, the question. Answer fast; I'm in a burning mood

Erik: *gulp*

Aphrodite: no, that's just how I walk you bitch

Ness: …works for me

Twin: Burn now?

Ness: Oh yeah!

Twin: Come're ya asshat!

Erik: Ah!

Many Explosive Sounds and Evil Laughter Later

Twin: ok, all good now. Hey, what's with the Plexiglas box?

Johnny B.: we decided that we wanted to live

Twin: Ok! Now, lets bring back the pedophile

Loren: NO! I'm not going back!

Twin: Too bad! Sons of Erebus are dragging you in, no use fighting back!

Darious: you got my brothers?

Twin: …yep

Darious: Ok then

Ness: well, what are you waiting for? Kick his ass!

Darious: It's against the code

Twin: Darious, I hereby release you from the code for as long as it takes for you to kill Loren Blake

Darious: …good enough

Ness: where's some popcorn when you need it?

Twin: (hands popcorn to Ness)

2 Hours Later

Ness: more fun to watch than I thought it'd be

Twin: it was a nice tough to keep it going longer than it need to, more torturous

Darious: he was a dishonorable man so he need to be-

Twin: whatever. Can you do that to Erik now?

Damien: you've killed him, like, 7 times already

Twin: really? Only 7?

Ness: we need to step it up

Twin: I'm thinking a fiery death again

Ness: don't we need to revive him before we kill him again?

Twin: …my brother says I'm a devil and a demon; we could go bother him in hell

Ness: but we can't kill him, he's already dead

Twin: …well dang

Francesca: we can just think of ways to kill him

Kramisha: so…that's all you're going to talk about now?

Twin: no, just ways to kill people in general

Ness: well aimed lighting rods

Francesca: rocks, stoning people to death

Johnny B.: fire crackers, if enough are used

Stranger: Twin if she goes on a pink rampage again

Twin: Bunnies!

Everyone: bunnies?

Twin: I went to a pet store, held a bunny, and it scratched me

Damien: but that doesn't mean it could kill you

Twin: yeah, but a swarm of bunnies

Damien: seriously?

Twin: yeah, why not?

Damien: because its not very logical

Twin: yeah, neither is this entire show, get used to it

Damien: never

Twin: ok, but you're going to be stuck with it for a while

Zoey: which brings us to this; when do we get out of here?

Twin: …how should I know?

Stark: `cause you write this stuff

Twin yeah, but I never plan anything out. You guys could be stuck here for 6 chapters or 30 chapters. It all depends

Damien: on what?

Twin: If get bored of you or not. Or if the FBI come after me or not

Damien: dang it

Twin: this is just my logic

Damien: Screw your logic!

My logic has no logic, so that's why Damien is getting pissed about this whole thing with my story. Now, I'm not sure how soon I can get chapters posted, I'm getting tons of homework and I'm running low on ideas, so if you want this story to survive then gut ideas in your reviews. I have chapters 5 and 6 written (I'll have them typed up and posted as soon as possible. I just need to go back and revise some things. Like the fact I've been spelling Neferet wrong) but I'm stuck on 7. Help!

Insane and geeky,

Half of twin