Truth or Dare, Vampified
Seriously, I don't own House of Night; I'm getting tired of saying this
Chapter 5
Twin: Damien, did I make you mad?
Damien: Mad!
Twin: yeah, are you?
Damien: I'm furious!
Twin: good. Makes this interesting
Ness: so…its good that he wants to kill you?
Twin: yeah, `cause if he kills me then I get kill to kill him back harder
Damien: Use actual logic sometime!
Twin: but that's no fun
Francesca: so…are we going to start another dare now?
Twin: nope. I skipped some banter time in the last chapter to fit in those guys saying hi. So in this chapter I plan more banter
Jack: that's it?
Twin: I plan there to be a few dares, plenty of dies
Kramisha: dang
Jack: you planed something?
Twin: I like to try new things
Damien: seriously?
Twin: yeah why not
Damien: because you're contradicting what you said earlier on
Twin: I'm a living contradiction
Damien: then that means your not living while living at the same time!
Twin: didn't you know I was a Vampire Diaries vamp?
Damien: ahh! (Dying from LOL- Lack Of Logic)
Erik: why do we have to die again?
Twin: `cause I can't let you guys off to easy
Aphrodite: why not?
Twin: `cause then I wouldn't have any readers. I'm keeping people who aren't in this country (USA if you were wondering) laughing with my stupidity. You guys just make it easy to do, plus I've been much calmer ever since I've started writing this stuff (until I post it, then I go mental)
Jack: well, that's good for the people in your life (not really, I'm starting to act like the real me, but it is better for me since I'm not pretending)
Ness: but you need to keep your crazy in this!
Twin: Trust me, I am. We are just having dumb conversations right now. Zoey, Stark, are you two still fighting?
Zoey: No
Stark: Yes
Zoey: We aren't!
Stark: But you're still mad at me!
Zoey: Duh!
Twin: Ok now I'm just annoyed. So lets get on with the torture
Ness: Finally!
Francesca: Good to have you back Twin
From- thefamiliarstranger
Lol knifes? They'd work for cutting off his dick but then again you are only 13 that may be over doing it just a tad lol ummm can you somehow make becka (is it becka or becca? Idk I spell my name like becka) come in you know the chick stark raped oh and make her get an ass wax lmfao I heard those things are painful btw I totally love the chapter you are now my favorite 13 year old even if I don't know your name you still rock major ass sir (rock ass is good suck ass is bad and I call everyone sir) well anywho... Bye Bless your face! Lol
Stark: wow, for once its not one of us getting painfully tortured
Twin: yeah this is different
Stranger: I wanted to mix things up a bit
Twin: variety is goodety
Damien: something that I –almost- agree with
Jack: your agreeing with Twin?
Damien: …something's wrong with me
Kramisha: other than being gay?
Twin: why are you always hating on gayness?
Kramisha: its just weird
Twin: I have gay friends and bi friends (I do!)
Ness: should we get this started?
Stanger: Oh yeah!
Twin: sure
Stark: please no
Twin: why not?
Stark: `cause she's stalking me
Stranger: that's why I'm bringing her here
Twin: duh
Stark; I change my mind, this is torture for me
Stranger: that's the point
Twin: I though you'd catch on to the whole point of this by now
Zoey: He's an idiot
Ness: You're still fighting?
Francesca: I did better than I thought
Zoey: wait, you really did make it up?
Twin: she did
Francesca: I did
Stranger: she be the she that did
Zoey: I'm sorry Stark
Stark: I'm sorry too
Twin: life lessons, stupidity, and we rebuild/destroy relation ships
Stranger: what a great show
Twin: thank you, I try
Erik: We do all the work!
Twin: I write this stuffs
Francesca: you got beat
Erik: Whatever!
Twin: hehehe, you gots pwnd
Erik: Moving on!
Twin: Fine, Buzzkill. Lets bring in Becca
Stark: No!
Becca: Oh yes!
Stranger: you know you're here to get tortured
Stark: (mutters) and to torture me
Twin: (whispers to Stark) duh, James
Stark: My name is Stark!
Becca: There you are!
Stark: Dammit Twin!
Twin: language
Stranger: OK Becca, you're going to go get your ass waxed
Becca: …
Zoey: the rest of us aren't really sure either
Johnny B.: do girls have hairy asses?
Twin: …you're an idiot
Francesca: and an ass
Johnny B.: what did I do?
Stranger: you asked if girls had hairy asses
Zoey: which was stupid to say
Kramisha: and totally like you to even think it
Johnny B.: are you trying to say something?
All the girls except Becca who was drooling over Stark: Woooooow
Becca: yeah…wow (still staring at Stark like the stalker she is)
Zoey: don't drool over my boyfriend
Becca: whatever, you just know that he'll dump you for me
Zoey: WHAT! (Looks at Stark)
Stark: …I'm staying out of this
Zoey: Becca, just go get your ass hair waxed
Becca: I do not-!
Stranger: do the dare or else
Becca: or else what?
Twin: …do you really want to know?
Becca: …not really, I'm going
Stranger: it's in the spa
Twin: when did this place get a spa?
Stranger: how should I know? I just saw a sign that said spa
Twin: this show alters itself. Hey, someone put popsicle sticks all over my social studies teacher's computer! And they blamed it on my math teacher!
Damien: how does that relate at all?
Twin: I'm keeping things interesting. Besides, some people like my randomness
Damien: but you really should stick to just one topic for-
Ear Piercing Scream Coming From the Spa I Didn't Know We Had
Stranger: I was right!
Ness: What was the "or else" anyway?
Stranger: nothing. I just wanted to scare her
Twin: and I went along with it
Jack: poor Becca
Stark: that's what she gets for stalking me
Twin: be nice Stark
Stark: You're telling me to be nice?
Twin: …yeah so listen
Stark: No
Ness: Yes
Erik: No
Francesca: Yes
Stark: No
Twin: Yes Infinity Slap!
Stranger: Slap?
Twin: yeah, we get to slap them
Stranger: can I slap Jack?
Twin: sure
Ness: Bring in Loren
Loren: (poofs in) OH no! Not again!
Zoey: AHHHH!
Twin: No Zoey, down girl
Zoey: aw
Becca: that was horrible
Stranger: that's what happens to stalkers
Becca: Whatever
Twin: I think she just admitted to being a stalker, she's stalking Stark!
Stranger: LOL!
Becca: What? Wait-!
Stark: I'm out of here
Becca: Stark…wait
Zoey: Lay off my boyfriend
Stranger: (having pervey thoughts about what Zoey said)
Twin: (having the same pervey thoughts)
Loren: (having pervey thoughts about Zoey)
Johnny B.: (having pervey thoughts about cookies I'm trying to figure it out too)
Jack: (singing freaking Justin Beiber, `cause they both sing like girls(Justin Beiber, boy? Girl? A mix in-between? Or just gay? The world may never know). Only Jacks singing voce is manlier)
Becca: while you lay on him?
Stranger/Twin/Ness/Francesca: (alarmingly pervey thoughts that don't keep the "T" rating in this)
Johnny B.: (switched to pervey thoughts about sheep)
Twin: I understand why Stark left now
Zoey: Why?
Twin: `cause of the pervey thoughts we had from what you two said
Zoey: …what were they?
Twin: I wish I didn't even know
Stranger: hehehe
Ness: OHMYGOD! You're LAUGHING about it!
Francesca: you have a dirty mind
Twin: technically we all thought it so…
Stranger: I'm not alone here
Twin: Johnny B.?
Johnny B.: (perverted minded still!)
Twin: Johnny B.! Don't think about sheep like that!
Johnny B.: (face turns red, then green after we throw paint on it) Hey!
Twin: Green cleanses perveyness!
Damien: No it doesn't
Twin: here it does
Johnny B.: what was I thinking about?
Damien: What?
Twin: Ha!
Jack: stop making Damien angry
Stranger: but it's so fun!
Francesca: you know you want to join in
Ness: you know you wanna
Jack: Cant, promised not to
Twin: when?
Jack: while you guys were using your dirty minds
Them: Ohhh
Twin: after you sang the freaking Justin Beiber, but with a less girlish voice?
Jack: yeah
Stark: is she gone?
Becca: No!
Zoey: Someone get her out of here!
Stranger: acid or poof?
Twin: hmm…acid then poof?
Stranger: agreed
Ness: (whistling suspiciously as she pushes Becca the Stalker into that acid pit that I just love so much)
Stark: Finally! Should've done that a long time ago!
Becca: IIIIIII'm Baaaaaack!
Zoey: Dammit!
Becca: hahah- (breaks off when poofed out)
Twin: Better. This place has one less stalker
Francesca: who're the others?
Twin: …TO BE CONTINUED
Jack: huh?
There are other stalkers in this story, can you spot them? If you can then you get a cake. Not really, but you will get to kill the person of your choice. YAY! Deadly prizes! How fun. Ok, I'm seriously loving writing these stories and really glad that you guys like them. I'm using this as an outlet and it has really helped so... thanks to everyone who reads this stuff and especially to those who have reviewed. At school I've talked to more people and I know I'm weirding them out, but I'm not pretending anymore. And sorry to get sappy like this.
Thankful and sadly sappy at the moment,
half of twin