Truth or Dare, Vampified
Dude, seriously. I still do not own House of Night, nor shall I ever own it. Does each book end with ninjas and tiger maulings? Then I don't own it.
Also I'm a little behind on dares and stuffs so if you haven't been added yet I'm sorry, but you will make you're appearance in Chapter 7 or 8 I promise. That also goes for you're ideas in reviews. I'm just trying to catch up right now.
Chapter 6
Twin: I don't know what to use for our mindless banter right now so…lets get right to it!
Erik: no stalling?
Twin: …no stalling
Francesca: this is weird
Twin: yeah, it's odd for me too
Jack: Insane
Damien: that doesn't really even add up to your kind of logic
Twin: I like to mix it up
Ness: we noticed
Erik: I'm ok with not doing anything but talk for a few chapters
Twin: Yeah but I'm not. Lets get started!
From- Renesmee AKA Ness
LOL I might've just pissed my pants...
(Truth) Stark, who was your girlfriend before Zoey? We know you had one...or a couple dozen...
(Dare) Erik, confess your love for Kalona
(Die) As always, my lovely (hah!) Erik, GOODBYE! We will feed you to the Raven Mockers and then pour salt in your wounds *smiles evilly*
Stark: I don't like this one
Ness: Like I care
Zoey: Don't think that I'm going to leave for this
Stark: People just love to break us up Zoey
Twin: Its fun to see you two fight
Francesca: I thought it'd be more interesting though
Stranger: I was disappointed too
Twin: yeah, you'd think that their fights would be more violent considering that Zoey controls all the elements-
Johnny B.: yeah, just look what she did to Blake! (Refuses to risk saying his (Loren Blake's) first name with Zoey around)
Twin: -and Starks a warrior
Stark: I'm her warrior though
Ness: Whatever! Just tell us
Stark: all the girlfriends from my past or just the one before Zoey?
Ness: Hmmm…past year
Stark: Mary, Rachel, Megan, Riley, Alyssa, Allison, Gabby, and Taelor
Twin: 8?
Zoey: 8?
Ness: less than I was hoping for
Twin: Same here. Go ahead and kill him Zoey
Zoey: Fine by me (throws earth at Stark)
Stark: Dammit, Zoey!
Ness: is this as violent as you guys are going to get?
Stark: well I can't fight back
Ness: Zoey?
Zoey: I'm good now
Ness: ok, lets move on
Twin: No relationship rebuilding?
Ness: Nope, I just want to get to Erik's death now
Twin: Or deaths
Ness: Deaths would be nice
Francesca: I concur
Twin: …it sounds kinda weird coming from you
Francesca: I agree
Ness: I concur
Stranger: LOL!
Erik: I'm not going to do it!
Stranger: Didn't you say that the last time?
Ness: And the time before that
Zoey: And the time before that
Damien: And when Johnny B's mind went pervey
Twin: And on the first page of this story
Jack: And each time you end up going through with it
Erik: This time I mean it!
Kramisha: I just remembered, who're the other stalkers?
Twin: I'm voting on it being Kalona and Erik. But reviewers are saying I'm one of the stalkers too. And it was several of you here, and one or two who are yet to be added (You'll b in Chapter 7 or 8 I promise. I'm just falling behind on my work)
Erik: Why me?
Stranger: Why not? You did kiss Zoey after you broke up with her (the first time you two broke up, the second time you were dumped) and at the time you were her teacher. So you're either a stalker or a creeper
Twin: *cough* both *cough*
Jack: Teehee
Kramisha: Stop with the gay laugh
Twin: Gay people are awesome people too
Kramisha: So you're saying you're gay?
Twin: I'm not gay, but I don't get the big thing about people who are gay. So their different, grow up people
Damien: wow, now she's giving a life lesson
Twin: yeah weird right
Jack: it was a good speech
Twin: Thanks, I do my best
Erik: I'm still not going to do it
Ness: Do it you creeper!
Erik: Hey!
Twin: Hay is for horses!
Erik: Shut up!
Twin: No!
Erik: Respect your elders!
Twin: Dude, I'm kinda your boss here. You play by my rules
Johnny B.: haven't heard that for a while
Twin: you also haven't said anything for a while
Erik: Maybe green makes you quiet. (Smirks) we should pour some on Twin
Twin: (Throws pink paint on Erik)
Erik: What the hell?
Twin: I throw pink paint on creepers
Jack: I like pink
Twin: well…I don't. It makes me feel like Barbie
Francesca: Barbie?
Twin: Yeah…I have no idea
Stark: well…you are blonde
Twin: Or am I?
Stark: Are you?
Twin: Maybe
Star: Cryptic
Twin: Haven't heard that for quite some time. I keep forgetting these things
Damien: you're spending more time torturing us
Twin: Well, I call this a lose-win situation
Ness: Why?
Twin: I lose `cause I forgot, I win `cause their tortured more
Stranger: How nice
Twin: I know. Now Erik, get on with it
Kalona: I hate this too
Twin: Like I care
Erik: Kalona, I'm not going to say it
Twin: I could change it
Erik: To what?
Twin: You'll find out if you let me
Erik: Fine
From- half of twin
Dare- Erik, make out with Kalona
Erik: …I'll take the first one
Twin: I thought you might
Ness: Nice. Can we make him do that?
Twin: Why not (shrugs)
Ness: Yes!
Erik: No!
Ness: Do it!
Erik: Never!
Twin: Grow up Erik!
Erik: After you!
Jack: Can we stop yelling?
Francesca: Yes!
Silence
Jack: You know you just yelled that right?
Francesca: Yeah I know
Twin: …well ok then
Erik: I still refuse to
Ness: Just do it
Twin: Yeah, we've wasted enough time on this
Damien: I think that was the point
Twin: …well thanks for making me feel stupid, Damien
Zoey: He does that a lot
Damien: It's really fun
Twin: …I think this may be the start of a beautiful friendship, Damien
Damien: I don't think so
Twin: yeah, you think too much
Damien: no, you think too little
Twin: I never think little, I always think big, when I do think
RJ: Her thinking is dangerous
Johnny B.: who're you?
RJ: Twin's older brother
Twin: Get out of here you buttmunch!
RJ: No
Twin: yes, this is my story. Go be the…narrator or something
RJ: Fine
Narrator (RJ): why did you get rid of my name?
Twin: `cause we don't want to get dorked
Narrator: Jerk
Twin: thank you. I'm getting tired of writing "Narrator", you're just…hmm…I've got it!
Bunny: seriously?
Twin: Fine
Dork: This isn't getting any better!
Johnny B.: My turn!
Fluffybeer: What the heck!
Johnny B.: What? Bears can't be fluffy?
Twin: They can be, but you put "Fluffybeer" not "Fluffybear"
Johnny B.: …oops
RJ: I'm just going to be myself now
Twin: That's not your real name
RJ: And "Twin" isn't yours
Twin: My story
RJ: My character
Twin: Fine, but you're still just a computer voice
RJ: …I sound like a computer?
Twin: (fetal position covering ears) The voices! No the voices! Their back!
RJ: Haha very funny
Twin: I know right
Stark: So you're brother and sister?
RJ/Twin: Maybe
Stark: Really?
Twin: Really
Ness: So are we going to kill Erik now?
Twin: He hasn't said it yet
Ness: Oh right
Erik: Kalona, I love you (very unemotional, almost makes Twin repeat the "Voices" thing)
Twin: Say it like you mean it
Erik: you didn't say I had to
Twin; Fine then I'll-
Erik: And you can't change it!
Twin: Well darn
Ness: Then lets get right to killing him
Twin: `K. Yo Bro! Get the Raven Mockers and some Raven Mocker food
RJ: …there's no such thing
Twin: Then what do they eat?
Ness: Erik
RM1: Whom do we kill?
RM2: And how much damage can we do?
Twin: Keep it "T" rated
RM 1 and 2: Dang it!
Ness: It depresses me too
Twin: I'm sorry! Hey, where are Stark and Zoey?
Aphrodite: Making out
Twin: First time in this story! Whoo! (Fist pump)
RJ: Didn't expect you to cheer about that
Twin: Mom and Dad didn't expect m to be a pyro either
RJ: …good point
RM2: Hey! Are we going to maul someone or what?
Twin: Erik, dude hiding over there in the corner getting hateful looks from everyone and giving hateful looks to me right now
RM1: Ok!
30 Minutes of Horror, to Erik Anyways, Later
Erik: Just kill me now!
Ness: Not yet (pours salt in his wounds)
Erik: (screams like a little girl)
Ness: Ok, go ahead and kill him now
Twin: Make it plenty painful. Everyone grab your earplugs!
You know he would scream like a girl. And sorry, but I wont be updating for a while. I want to post chapters 7 and 8 together, and I'm in the middle of writing chapter 8. Also next Friday my moms having surgery so we'll be doing housework and I'll be learning to cook a little more `cause my brother is useless and my dad is…limited in cooking. She's going to be in the hospital for a week and out of commission for about 6 weeks at least when she gets home. I'm not giving a pity excuse, its just why I may not update for about a week or more. I will update in two weeks or less for sure, this I swear!
Insane and awesome,
half of twin