Truth or Dare, Vampified
Seriously! Must I say it? I do not own House of Night. If I did then I would be in the story, I would not need to post this on fanfiction.
Chapter 7
Twin: wow, my ears still hurt
Francesca: Seriously
Zoey: That was the reason why I continue to stay here
Twin: It's really fun to write
Ness: So, are we going to do a dare or what?
Jack: Spare us
Damien: The dares hardly ever include us
RJ: Isn't it torture enough that you're here?
Twin: Watch it
RJ: Whatever buttmuncher
Twin: That's my word!
RJ: Too bad!
Twin: …revenge
Fluffybeer: Seriously?
Twin: Yeah
Aphrodite: How `bout we skip this and move on
Twin: …Fine
From- Panky25 (known to us as Francesca)
Yay u kept me in :) I love it! Ok so here are some more!
Ok so have me, stranger and Ness and stark, Johnny b and Darius do this one. Ok so have the three hot guys blind folded. Then the three of us girls has to pick one guy take the guy the pick shirt off and lick then anywhere. Then the guy has to guess who it is. :p
Well that's all I got so far I have to think of more Hehe!
Francesca
Stark: I don't like this
Francesca: Too bad (puts blindfold on Stark)
Twin: Heh-heh-heh (puts blindfolds on Johnny B. and Darious)
Ness: Hmmm…something's missing
Twin: You're right (blindfolds Damien)
Damien: I don't want to get licked!
Francesca: We don't care
Four Licks and a Kick Later
Erik: Ow! Why'd you kick me?
Twin: I felt like it
Johnny B.: Who licked me?
Francesca: You're `spost to guess
Johnny B.: Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: You wish!
Johnny B.: Kramisha?
Kramisha: I don't want your stupidness on my tongue!
Johnny B.: …I've got nothing
Kramisha: In your head
Johnny B.: Hey!
Stranger: It was me!
Johnny B.: Really?
Stranger: Really!
Johnny B.: Ok!
Twin: Stop yelling!
Darious: I don't feel right guessing
Twin: It was either Ness, Francesca, or me
Darious: Um…Ness?
Ness: …Dang
Stark: Twin?
Twin: Hell no!
Francesca: Stark! (Hugs Stark)
Stark: Uh, awkward
Damien: So wait…Twin…
Twin: Yup!
Damien: …later
Twin: Where are you going?
Damien: To burn my face (leaves the room)
Zoey: You licked his face?
Twin: Nope. Dipped my thumb in water
Stranger: LOL!
Jack: Must you mess with him?
Twin: …Yes
Jack: *sigh*
Damien: I'm going to need new skin (as you can see he came back)
Twin: To replace the skin with my spit on it?
Damien: Yeah, it's disgusting
Twin: That was just water that I wiped on you with my thumb
Damien: Seriously?
Twin: You know the answer to that
Damien: …moving on!
Twin: Hehehe
From- Renesmee AKA Ness
(Truth) Twin-Is there anyone in this place who you wouldn't kill? (Other then you or mwah!)
(Dare) Give Twin and Ness tanks to run over Erik then feed him to the Raven Mocker
(Die) Hmmm...I think Zoey needs to die also...Stark deserves wayyyy better ^_^
Twin: Yes! A question for me!
Stark: Too bad you can't answer it
Twin: Why not?
Zoey: So there is someone here you wouldn't kill?
Twin: …Oh
Zoey: so you're going to kill all of us?
Twin: Yup! But those are reviewers who want to kill people. But the question is difficult
Ness: I thought it would be
Twin: Hmmm…I'm not sure
Francesca: Would you kill your reviewers?
Twin: No, but I'm looking for a character from HON
Stranger: We know who you love to kill (Erik! …I feel like killing him now)
Twin: But I wouldn't kill Jack, He's cute like a puppy (I wanted a puppy, but instead I got a fat lazy cat. Milo (my cat) is cute and all…but is a horrible writer cat. Won't even step on the keys and runs whenever I turn my head away)
Ness: Ok, now for a killing
Erik: Oh Goddess
Two Tanks and Several Girlish Screams Later
Ness: That was fun
Twin: Again! Again!
Aphrodite: Where's the asshat?
Twin/Ness: Dead
Aphrodite: Good
Zoey: Do I have to die?
Ness: Yes
Stark: I vote not to kill her
Ness: I vote to
Twin: Ditto
Damien: Two to two. It's a tie
Twin: No it's not, I'm the writer. I win
Damien: …Should I even try to argue?
Twin: Nope
Damien: *sigh*
3 Girl Screams From an Actual Girl This Time and 12 Chainsaws Thrown Later
Jack: You threw…chainsaws?
Ness: Yeah it was fun
Twin: `cause you hit her over half the time. I never hit her at all
Ness: The poison threw off your aim (meaning my aim was off `cause I covered the chainsaws in poison, not that I was poisoned. This has been a word from half of twin)
Twin: …yeah but still (pouty)
Stark: Did you have to be so violent?
Twin: …have you payed any attention to what we have been doing so far?
Stark: …good point
Twin: Ok, what's next?
From- WritetoReading
GOOD! (Truth) Zoey do you really love Stark or are you just stringing him along?
(Dare) I dare Stark to sit in a room with Kalona for 1 hour and have a conversation with him for the first 45 minutes (with out killing him) then give Stark a very sharp knife for the last 15 minutes.
(Die) Heath! I've never liked him! I always wanted Zoey with some one else (STARK!
Stark: Finally! Something that benefits me!
Twin: Ok, whatever. Enjoy it while it last
Stark: I will
Twin: Well then. Ladies, gentlemen, Erik-
Erik: Hey!
Twin: -Welcome…Write!
Write: (poofs in reading) Sweet, violence
Twin: Hey
Write: Oh, wow. Awesome!
Twin Yeah, I get like that while reading sometimes (sometimes I forget where I am)
Write: Ok! Stark?
Stark: What?
Write: You're shorter in person
Stark: Hey!
Twin: Yeah I noticed that
Ness: She's right
Francesca: How tall are you? 5`10?
Stark: 6`2!
Twin: *cough* Liar! *cough*
Stark: I am-!
Twin: A liar. Zoey?
Zoey: How should I know how tall he is?
Twin: No, the question
Zoey: Oh. Yes, I do love him. Although he is annoying sometimes
Twin: True chizz
Jack: What is chizz?
Twin: How should I know? A country or something
Damien: …wow you're stupid
Twin: …acid pit
Damien: I'll shut up now
Write: heh-heh
Stark: Can we get the dare started?
Twin: Sure, we'll kill Heath while we're waiting (locks Stark and Kalona in an abandoned coffee shop)
Write: There's a coffee shop?
Twin: There was. When did I add that?
Stranger: …Weird
Twin: Seriously
Zoey: Not Heath!
Heath: It's Ok Zo
Twin: We'll be nice and fast with this `cause I don't hate you Heath. What to do though?
Red Queen: Off with his head!
Twin: Get out of here!
Red Queen: Off with your head!
Twin: I'm the writer, bitch! (Kicks out the Red Queen)
Francesca: …well that was unexpected
Twin: *shrugs*
Write: Sniper?
Twin: Not bad
Write: C4?
Twin: I like it!
Zoey: `cause you're a pyro
Twin: …duh
Damien: You're so simple minded
Twin: Nope. I'm really complicated. It's just more fun to act dumb
Damien: Acting is one thing, being is another
Twin: …Two advanced classes dude. I'm also learning some Spanish, Japanese, and I'm learning to write in L33t
Damien: Don't you mean speaking in, er, L33t?
Twin: No, then I would have to spell everything I say out. And spelling is my kryptonite
Damien: …Ok then
Write: How are we going to kill Heath?
Twin: …like how people always think to kill a vampire
Zoey: Redundant
Twin: But it's just how I feel like killing right now
Write: Can't argue with that logic
Damien: It's just too difficult to do
Ness: It's useless to try
Twin: So…who want to stake him?
Write: I came up with killing him so I get to stake him...and I just wanna
Damien: That's the closest we're ever gotten to actual logic
Yelling From the Coffee Shop
Twin: Well, looks like it's been 45 minutes
Write: You give Stark the knife while I plunge a giant stick through Heaths heart
Heath: …Daaaaang
Twin: Sure, BRB
One Knife, One Stake, and Screams Later
Twin: Aw man! I just got the floors cleaned! *Sigh* now its covered in blood again
Zoey: Seriously? That's what you're worried about?
Twin: …Yeah why?
Stark: Guys! Can I come out now?
Twin: Why?
Stark: Kalona's dead
Damien: But he's immortal
Stark: I know, but I think he really is dead
Damien: How is that possible?
Twin: How is most of the stuff that happens here possible?
Damien: You made him human?
Twin: Nope
Write: I did
Twin: She did
Write: She let me
Twin I be the she that let her
Write: I be he she she let
Twin: I be the second she
Write: I be the first
Damien: Gah!
It's so fun to mess with him. I'm listening to a Japanese song on my iPod right now. It's so good. Bakayaro! You stupid jerk! Japanese, how fun! I'm being the sensei now! I didn't say that to anyone, I'm just teaching you Japanese being all
Sensei-y. I'm such a dork. It's the end song from Shugo Chara, Honto No Jibun. And guys I'm Still catching up with the dares and stuffs so if you have an idea could you just send it in a PM to me if you don't wan to wait for Chapter 9. I already have them picked out for 8 and 9 so it would be a while before you saw them in a story. If you don't mind waiting you can send it to me.
Insane and a b4k4
half of twin
P.S. B4k4 is L33t for baka, and baka is Japanese for stupid, fool, idiot, catching on? This has been you're language lesson from half of twin