Truth or Dare, Vampified
Does it rain chocolate bunnies on Saturdays? No, so I continue not to be the owner of House of Night
This disclaimer is in memory of the bunnies that were once alive, before made into that insanely soft bunny fur vest I saw in a store on Sunday. They shall live on in our hearts.
Chapter 8
Twin: Well, since I'm behind on dares and stuffs…extra long chapter!
Damien: Oh Goddess
Stark: Dang
Stranger: This should be fun
Twin: Yeah. Well, lets get started
From- thefamiliarstranger
Ok I wuv'ed the chapter Lmfao ass wax lol it's just so wrong! Lmfao
Truth for twin what's your type in guys?
Dare for jack twin shove a rake up Jack's ass Lmfao don't ask...
Another dare this ones for stark give grandma redbird a lap dance
Die for Justin Beiber Lmfao (could you bring him in?)
Oh and bring Dragon tell him I love him with all my heart I love him so much I named my cat after his (shadow fax) and ya I'm in to order guys ok get over it
Ps can I lick Damien's face just to piss him off? Lol
Damien: No! Not going to happen!
Stranger: Too bad! (Licks Damien's face)
Damien: Ick! Give me the C4; I need to burn my face
Twin: Have fun
Stranger: LOL! So, Twin…?
Twin: Nerdy. Sometimes goofy
Stranger: Nerdy?
Twin: If you're cooler than the person you date, they will be less likely to dump you
Francesca: You've got a point there
Ness: But then you're dating a nerd
Twin: So, I'm kinda nerdy myself
Stranger: So…you would date Damien?
Twin: Maybe
Stranger: …Well now that that's settled
Jack: I'm not sure if it's possible
Twin: How `bout I just hit him with the rake?
Several Painful Hits Later
Erik: You were only spost to hit Jack!
Twin: But this way we both got something out of it
Erik: what?
Twin: I had fun, you got a headache
RJ: She's not a nice person
Twin: I'm not
Stark: Do I really have to do this? She might break
Stranger: I don't care
Twin: …what's a lap dance?
Stranger: …You don't know?
Twin: I'm a sheltered child! Said my first curse word when I was 12!
Stark: Seriously?
Twin: My parents messed up with my brother-
RJ: Hey! I'm right here!
Twin: -so they tried not to make the same mistakes with me. Which I why I can only really be myself with my brother
RJ: She does talk to me a lot
Twin: I try to act perfect for them, that's what they expect
Jack: Awww. Hug! (Hugs Twin)
Twin: Well, since I don't know what a lap dance is…can I kill Justin Beiber now?
Stranger: Yeah sure
Justin Beiber: Where am I?
Twin: Somewhere
Stark: Cryptic
Justin Beiber: who are you?
Twin: Me
Stark: Ok! That's just stupid!
Twin: Will you shut up?
Stark: …no
Justin Beiber: Seriously, why am I here?
Stranger: Wow you ask a lot of questions
Twin: You're here for this (Trap Justin Beiber in a fire tornado)
Zoey: How did you do that?
Twin: My friend, I shall call her Gnomey but she is better known as paganpancakes, decided that she was fire and I was water. I didn't make much of a connection to water so I changed it to air, which I do have a connection with. And the air candle I bought smells really good
Damien: And to think I don't like you
Twin: Gee, thanks
Dragon: Is there a reason why I am here again
Twin: Stranger loves you, and named her cat after yours
Dragon: …ok then
Stranger: …that's it?
Dragon: my wife was just killed so…
Stranger: Sadness
Twin: My math teacher said that once, She couldn't find something. It was funny `cause she's 25
Stranger: Can I lick Damien's face again?
Twin: Sure
Damien: This is why I don't like you! Yuck! (Got licked by Stranger)
Write: Should we move on?
Twin: Why not (shrugs)
Write: Are you going to boil your face Damien?
Francesca: He left
Write: Why?
Ness: To boil his face
Twin: Hehehe
From- Jessica and Cyara Baylin
Heyyyy. Don't worry bout the weirding people out thing. I've never been able to make friends either.
Btw, that Beiber comment is offensive. I'M A BELIEBER!
BUT, I like that part about the gays, and bis, not being weird. I'm bi... btw.
I love this chapter, and this story. It is, like, my #1 fave story now.
I love it almost as much as I LURRRRVE Loren. Oh! And is Zoey doesn't want him, I do! I would be glad to have him and keep his completely safe from you people... like I said before: he's too gorgeous to hurt like that. UPDATE SOON!
Oh!
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Truth: for Loren. Do you still love Zoey?
Dare: for Zoey and Loren. I dare you two to kiss each other... on the mouth so no cheating.
Die: Neferet. She makes me wanna throw up. Seriously.
LoveS ya nd Ur story. JB
Twin: What to call this person? I have no idea which name is theirs
Jack: JC Baylin?
Twin: Sure
JC Baylin: (poofs in listening to Justin Beiber)
Twin: I really should ban that music
JC Baylin: Hey!
Twin: Sorry, just an opinion. I prefer Linkin Park and P!nk along with the "Shugo Chara!" songs
Loren: Oh no, I'm going to get killed again aren't I?
Twin: Nope. She wont let me ()
JC Baylin: (Hugs Loren) I'll protect you!
Francesca: …I refuse to say it
Twin: What can I say; I don't want to leave out any of my reviewers. (Although I did not think I'd have this many)
JC Baylin: Do you still love Zoey?
Twin: No I'm straight
JC Baylin: …I meant Loren
Twin: …Oh…awkward
JC Baylin: So do you?
Loren: Sorta
Stranger: Is it because you think she's hot?
Loren: …maybe
Twin: Pervert! (Hits Loren with air)
Write: why did you do that?
Twin: Who knows, it was really fun though
JC Baylin: Stop hurting him!
Twin: Sorry (snickers)
Zoey: Hey, o I get out of doing the dare if I let you kiss him?
JC Baylin: …not really, no
Zoey: Dang (kisses Loren)
Loren: (looks dazed)
Stark: Grrr
Twin: Don't go all Erik on us
JC Baylin: can we kill Neferet now?
Twin: Oh sure. How?
Ness: Don't you always know how to kill people?
Twin: I like to kill in different ways
Ness: Ah
JC Baylin: Poison?
Twin: Did it
JC Baylin: Fire?
Twin: Perfect for a pyro. Lets do it!
Neferet: Ah, so you spelled my name right this time
Twin: I don't want to hear it (pours gasoline on Nefferet along with a burning match)
Neferet: (screams)!
Damien: I thought that your friend controlled fire
Twin: She does. I just plan to use her later on
Damien: When?
Twin: After she reads this story and reviews
Zoey: She hasn't yet?
Twin: Not that I know of. But I don't want to get into this stuff right now so moving on. This next review leaves us just talking so…this won't end well
Johnny B.: Why not?
Twin: …you know how this show works
Johnny B.: Oh yeah
From: Redstar
Mwhahahah I know the other stalkers *happy face* ide say jack, Erik, and you here are my reasons!
Jack- he stalks Damien think about Damien! How did he know you just got out of the shower! (Lol idk if he's gonna say but if he does HAHA IM A PHORPEST LIKE APRIDIHTE: P)
ERIK- HE STALKS ZOEY AND WE ALL KNOW IT! HE SECRETLY ACTS LIKE HE THINKS SHE A JACK WAGON BUT HE STALKS HER! I BET HE HAS PICS OF HER ON HIS WALLS!
You (twin)- you stalk Erik not in love way but it enemies' way you carefully calculate his movements and his fears to give awsomeaxtity to his death and dares
Also AWOMSE STORY JUSTIN BEIBER IS SO A GIRL! I KNOW IT! WHO THE HECK BLOW DRYES THERE HAIR FOR AN HOUR AND ISENT A GIRL! Mwhahahah I can't wait for my dare! (If u use it)
-Red star
Twin: Told ya people were calling me a stalker
Erik: Hey, everyone thinks I'm stalking Zoey
Twin: `Cause you probably are
Erik: I am not!
Twin: Lies!
Erik: …You're stalking me
Twin: Nope. I pay ninjas to do it for me. That way I know your fears, and whom you stalk
Erik: I'm not-!
Twin: Gonna get to finish
Erik: Why not?
Twin: `Cause I don't feel like talking to you
Jack: I'm not a stalker!
Damien: I know, this person is just mean
Redstar: I am not!
Twin: She was just giving her opinion
Redstar: And like its not possible
Damien: Well there was that time…
Jack: It was just a guess!
Twin: Apparently it was a very good guess
Redstar: You're only proving my point
Twin: Like when you tell a Justin Beiber fan he's a girl
JC Baylin: He is not!
Twin: …I rest my case
JC Baylin: Justin Beiber is a boy!
Redstar: That was the doctor's biggest lie
Stranger: LOL!
Twin: It's true though. No Real guy should sing like a girl
Redstar: It's a fact of life
Ness: Well, this conversation is getting weird
Francesca: I'm not quite sure what to say
Twin: Is this going to turn into a complaint thing?
JC Baylin: Yes. You kill Loren too much
Francesca: I wanted to lick Johnny B.
Damien: There is no logic here
Erik: People think I'm a stalker
Jack: You pick on Damien all the time
Loren: You always kill me
Twin: And this is annoying me. Plus I never get any dares
Erik: But seriously
Twin: Whatever!
Stark: Someone's mean today
Twin: Sorry, I'm mean `cause I had church today and I had to get up in front of everyone (I don't feel like explaining why, but it was with my whole church school class and I was in the center) and I was practically vibrating
Stark: …Vibrating?
Twin: Stage fright
Stark: You have stage fright?
Twin: Yeah. But I want to be an actress if not a writer or photographer
Zoey: Are you planning to join the paparazzi?
Twin: No, but it sounds fun
Stark: …We learn something new about you every chapter
Twin: Yeah, I guess you do
Francesca: It's good to put personal experiences in your story
Twin: I just do it to add more, `cause you know, there's no plot. Well, other than to kill Erik a lot
Redstar: What are we up to?
Twin: About 10 I think (I really should count sometime, just to know)
Redstar: Less than I thought
Twin: We only kill him once or twice a chapter
Redstar: Ah
Twin: Should we move on?
Jack: No! I have a question
Twin: What is it Jackie?
Jack: …Jackie?
Twin: You have more girl in you than most guys so…I thought it was cute
Jack: …Anyways, is there going to be a Christmas special?
Twin: …?
Jack: Most things have a Christmas special so…I…uh, thought I would ask
Twin: Maybe. Depends on what people think of the idea
Jack: Ok
Twin: Well than, shall we move on?
Jack: I guess
From: Redstar
Well I've been thinking I hate Loren and Erik and Kalona right now... happy time begins... today's unlucky bachelor is ERIK
Truth- Erik, how many times have you actually imagined Zoey naked? And please tell stark EXACTLY HOW MANY! (I'm just wonder I think its 0 its obvious your gay)
Dare- sing to Kalona I wanna take you to a gay bar in a speedo bikini... while set on fire
Die- Erik of course please let stark do it for my truth :3 or me! ~ (Let just say it will involve a truck 1000 chainsaws going off at once and a pit of snakes)
Good luck Erik... evil laugh MWHAHAHAHAHAH (call me Redstar :) )
Erik: What?
Twin: It's a valid question
Erik: How?
Twin: Well, there was the time in the tunnels
Erik: Oh come on!
Stark: What happened in the tunnels?
Zoey: Nothing you need to worry about
Redstar: Well-
Zoey: Nothing
Stark: And with Loren?
JC Baylin: He screwed her
Stark: (Kicks Loren's ass)
JC Baylin: Hey!
Twin: This time it was kinda your fault
Damien: You know she's right
JC Baylin: You wrote it
Twin: …yeah what's your point?
Zoey: Stark! Neferet set me up!
Stark: Still!
Francesca: And to think I didn't do anything
Twin: This is so fun
Stark: Is there anything else I should know?
Ness: You don't mind if we stall, Redstar?
Redstar: Sure, this is getting interesting
Write: Read Hunted from the series
Stark: I don't have time for a whole book
Stranger: Page 61
Twin: One of my favorite lines is on page 77. This is only for Hunted though.
"I do believe our Z is implying that we'd use our goddess-given affinities for something as selfish as making thick, warm, sweet-smelling mist to help relax all of us after we've had a day that was ever so horrible," Shaunee said with mock Southern Belle innocence.
"Would we do that, Twin?" Erik asked.
"We absolutely would, Twin," Shaunee said.
"For shame, Twin. For shame," Erin said with mock severity. (Hunted 77)
Stark: Can I kill him now? (He just finished reading)
Zoey: Can I help?
Twin: Nope. Erik?
Erik: I don't wan to answer
Twin: Do it
Redstar: Obviously more than one time if he doesn't want to answer
Erik: …!
Ness: Answer!
Twin: And fast
Erik: Why would I keep count?
Redstar: Ah-ha!
Twin: I keep count of how many times I have a daydream
Stranger: Really?
Twin: Good memory. I still remember stuff from my second year of preschool, when I was 3
Damien: You went to preschool twice?
Twin: 3 times, started at the age of 2. This is my 11th or 12th year of school, and I'm only in 8th grade
Damien: So when you get out of college you'll have had 19-20 years of schooling?
Twin: Unless I go to law school
Stark: You want to be a lawyer? I really don't get you
Twin: Yeah, not many people do. So, Erik?
Erik: 6-10 times
Redstar: Seriously?
Zoey: Seriously?
Stark: Seriously?
Twin: Seriously
Erik: …(looks scared)
Twin: Now, for the dare. Stark! Get away from my poison stash!
Stark: Fine!
Twin: You get to kill him later. Now stop acting all pouty
Stark: (Pouty!)
Erik: Must I sing?
Twin: It just occurred to me that I don't know the song. And I really don't want to see Erik in a speedo. My brother is on swim team and some of the guys got speedos' (shudders). Also, have you ever seen a bunch of dudes in short shorts and loose tank tops?
JC Baylin: I wish
Twin: …And they're all really pale. And one of them's your brother who glows I the dark from being so pale
RJ: Hey!
Twin: Its true
RJ: Don't tell them!
Twin: Too late!
Stranger: LOL!
Twin: Can we skip it? But still set him on fire? I don't want the image of Erik in a speedo to scar me or my readers for life
Redstar: Lets have Stark do it. Then I get to kill him again
Twin: Fine (Pouty `cause I wanted to set him on fire)
Redstar: You need air for fire, the more air= the bigger the fire
Twin: I'll enjoy this
Stark: (sets the perverted asshat on fire)
Twin: (makes the fire bigger)
Erik: (Screams his girly screams)
5 Minutes Later
Twin: Well…he's dead
Redstar: Lets kill him again!
Twin: Later, this chapter is getting long
Jack: At the beginning you said that it would be an extra long chapter
Twin: …Don't make me feel stupid
Damien: But it's true
Twin: I know. But it's a pain to type all this up
Jack: Oh
Damien: More logical answers. Who are you?
Twin: …still your worst nightmare
Sorry it took me forever to post this, I was taking a break from writing and typing. I have computer class at the end of the day so…my fingers hurt when I get home from all the typing. I'm also starting a new story. Well, more like I'm trying to write a book. I might post a few excerpts from it on my shorter chapters. I wan to see what people think of it. I'm making it kinda like a journal thing, someone who has lost their self and trying to figure out their place. Sadly, the person is me. I plan to base it off of some past experiences and make everything in it truly…well…my thoughts. Why am I writing that? Cause I didn't have any ideas. The first chapter is just about me trying to write it! Sounds lame I know but…I'm the writer so deal with it. Lol! Anyway, as for the "Christmas Special" chapter, do you guys want me to write it? I'm not sure if I should or not.
Confused and writering,
half of twin
P.S. if you have any comments on the book I'm trying to write feel free to email me from my profile (I have it setup to make it possible)