Truth or Dare, Vampified
Dude really, I aint eva' gonna own the House of Night books
Ahem, testing, testing. Good normal voiced in my way of normal again. Sorry I haven't posted sooner, took a break from typing and writing to rest my dysfunctional brain. And I've been stalling and having fun talking to Ness, Redstar, and a new character who you shalls (yes shalls, not shall) meet soon in the next posting (Sorry I don't have you in yet! I swear, you're in the next chapter!). BTW, I have both 9 and what was spost to be 10 here, but 10 was running too short so I'm adding it on to 9. So the new chapter 10 will be what used to be 11, which is the Christmas special. Now that we have that covered…to the amusingness that is my stupidity!
Chapter 9 (and what was 10 but now isn't)
Damien: Seriously? You're still saying you're my worst nightmare
Twin: Yeah, `cause I am
RJ: You know she is
Damien: But must you keep saying it?
Twin: …Yes
Damien: *sigh*
Twin: Well, I gave you a long chapter last time so I think I'll make this one short
Zoey: So we're getting off easy this time?
Twin: Pretty much
Jack: Yay!
Kramisha: You would "yay" over that
Stark: We're still here so it's not that easy
Twin: Hey, can you die from being tickled?
Damien: Probably not. Why?
Twin: No reason
Johnny B.: Should we get started?
Twin: I guess
From- Redstar
OMG U WATCH SHUGO CHARA 2! NOW I HAVE A TRUTH FOR YOU!
Truth- Twin, Amuto? Or Tadamu? (If you're Tadamu sorry he is a GAY I SWEAR TO GOD!) AND I HAVE A SECOND QUESTION FOR STARK what the heck did u guys talk about in chapter 7! (In the coffee shop)
Dare- Loren Blake, and Zoey go jump in a hole, plz let there be weapons at the bottom of it
Die- jack, death by tickling~ (I wonder if it can happen O_O)
Redstar: I want to know if it's possible
Damien: So that's why you asked
Twin: Yup
Redstar: So, which is it?
Twin: As a fan, I'd say Amuto. But if it were real I'd prefer Tadamu
Redstar: Why? He's probably gay, I swear!
Twin: Yeah, but Ikuto is hot. I'd want him for myself. Amu can have Princey
Tadase: Prince…? Prince! I am king! I will rule the world! HAHAHAHAHA!
Twin: But not this one (Poofs the dude out) (oh god that can sound perverted)
Redstar: Ikuto is hot
Ikuto: …
Twin: …Well this is kinda awkward
Ikuto: Yes, it is
Yoru: Lets go! Maybe the Embryo is around here!
Twin: Its not
Yoru: …then lets get out of here
Ikuto: Fine (Jumps out all cat-ish)
Twin: He is hot
Redstar: What is wrong with Amu?
Stranger: …Well this is weird
Twin: …Awkward!
Ness: Very
Redstar: So what did you two talk about?
Stark: Zoey, hating each other, who will die first…
Twin: Oh…boring
Redstar: Should we see if it's true?
Twin: Truth detector? (Looks at the one she just got and thinks about how she had JT [the dude who gave her the poison] rig it to shock people when they lie and truth)
Redstar: Nope. I set up a camera
Twin: Oh (all sad `cause she wanted to shock people, literally). Seriously?
Redstar: Yea
Twin: …Sweet
Stark: Wait! A camera?
Redstar: Yes, of the video variety
Twin: Why?
Stark: No reason
Zoey: Why?
Stark: It's nothing to worry about
Twin: Ok then. We'll just play it on this 180-inch TV screen that just got here
Johnny B.: My TV!
Francesca: Why did you get a TV?
Johnny B.: To play video games
Ness: …You're an idiot
Twin: Can we just watch?
Stark: No!
Redstar: YES!
Stark: Fine! He talked about the raven mocker's porn collection!
Twin: …I'm so not going to ask
Jessica (who was known as JC Baylin but then informed me that she was Jessica): Where's Loren?
Stark: And Zoey?
Damien: Jumped in the pit while you weren't looking
Twin: Dang! We didn't get to see it!
Redstar: Video camera
Twin: Oh yeah
Laughs from Twin and Redstar Later
Twin: Thank Nyx we have the camera
Redstar: Well I guess its time to find out if death by tickling is possible
Twin: I hope it is!
Jack: Wha!
Twin: I'm sorry Jack but…we just never really kill you
Jack: Aw
Redstar: Must…resist…the cuteness
Twin: This s why I never kill him
Jessica: But you kill Loren!
Twin: `Cause its really fun and pisses you off which is kinda funny-but I'm not trying to be mean here-and he was screwing with Zoey and Neffy
Zoey: Don't say that!
Jessica: But it is kinda true
Meanwhile
Write: (whispers to Francesca) when did she get out of the pit?
Francesca: I have no idea
Write: Weird
Back to the other thing
Zoey: But Stark is around!
Twin: *blinks* I'm sorry, is that spost to make us care?
Redstar: Why don't we give him a page number?
Jessica: Loren I hotter
Zoey: And dead
Jessica: ...Point taken
Twin: Dead as in dead in the books or dead as in dead in the pit?
Zoey: The books
Twin: So he's not dead in the pit?
Zoey: Will you forget about the pit!
Redstar: So, I really want to know if you can die by being tickled
Twin: I'm starting to doubt it
Redstar: Why?
Twin: `cause we're testing it on Erik in the corner
Redstar: …Why?
Twin: `cause no one cares if he's dead
Redstar: Why don't we test it on Jack?
Twin: …Fine
Jack Laughs a Lot and Later On
Redstar: Man! It didn't work!
Twin: I'm disappointed too
Jack: Well I'm happy
Ness: `cause your not dead?
Jack: …Yes
Stranger: I don't think it's a good reason to be happy
Jack: Why not?
Twin: `Cause I'll just end up killing you later on
Jack: Oh
Francesca: Should we move on?
Twin: Sure
From- Agent
Stark- Die-Jump in a Lava pit
Zoey-Truth- Do you still love Loren
Darius-Dare-Jump up and down a field of spikes
There you go!
Twin: Now to welcome our newest addition to the group…Agent!
Agent: (poofs in listening to music) Whoa
Twin: Yeah
Agent: How long will I be here?
Twin: I have way to many people for me to keep track of so you'll come in when you have dares and stuffs or when I need you
Agent: Aw
Twin: You'll come in again
Ness: So you're keeping the rest of us?
Twin: Probably
Stranger: Ok
Agent: Answer your question Zoey
Zoey: Nope. I do not, and never will
Jessica: But he's hot! And a poet! It's so romantic
Twin: Yeah, and so is a "Hot, brooding vampire falling in love with a human girl who is so amazing and beautiful and stuttering all the time. And a hot, brooding werewolf falling in love with her and getting in the way." But even freaking Twilight has its end
Zoey: You hate Twilight, Justin Beiber, skirts, and makeup
Twin: I fail as a teenage girl. And proud of it!
Francesca: LOL! You're so weird
Twin: It's so fun
Damien: For you maybe
Twin: …You're a meaner
Damien: And you have bad grammar
Twin: Yups!
Damien: …Why do I even bother?
Twin: I question it too
Darious: What is the point of this?
Twin: the spikes, duh
Darious: Huh?
Twin: The spikes are pointy
Darious: What is the point?
Agent: To amuse me
Twin: Duh
Damien: Like you knew
Twin: Shut it ya bunnysniffer
Damien: What…bunnysniffer…? What does that…why would you…?
Darious: The problem is that we don't have a field of spikes
Agent: Make one Twin
Twin: Cant. This place stopped listening to me a few chapters ago
Agent: Dang
Twin: Sooo…Erik! Stark! Get to work!
Erik/Stark: What?
Twin: Build a field of spikes for Darious ton jump around in. Put it in the coffee shop
Agent: Why not the spa? More room
Twin: Yeah, but I get a massage there after each chapter. It really helps tone down my craziness for school hours. And it relieves me of my psycopathity
Stranger: …Well then
Francesca: That's a little odd
Ness: I concur
Stranger: LOL!
Twin: Ah, memories
Stark: We're done
Write: What happened to Erik?
Stark: Tripped and fell on the spikes. So I got Loren to help out
Jessica: And where's Loren?
Stark: I pushed him onto the spikes while he wasn't looking
Twin: Yes!
Jessica: No!
Redstar: Why are you upset? The world of Girl is safer now
Jessica: How?
Twin: (whispers to Ness) World of Girl?
Ness: I have no idea
Twin: Still nervous about the concert?
Ness: Yup
Redstar: One less girly named pedophile dude inhabiting Earth
Jessica: Hey!
Twin: I agree with her
Jessica: Thank you
Twin: No Redstar. Now we just need to get rid of Justin Beiber
Jessica: What?
Twin: Oh like it surprised you
Jessica: …True
Ness: Hey, where's Darious?
Zoey: He did the dare while you guys were arguing
Agent: Aw man! I missed it!
Twin: why didn't anyone tell us?
Zoey: It looked like you guys were enjoying the fight
Write: Still!
Damien: Well, at least you get to do what you do best now
Twin: Confuse myself?
Damien: Nooo…?
Twin: Make my brother mad?
Damien: …No
Twin: Make you mad?
Damien: No!
Twin: Then who cares!
Write: I think he means killing
Twin: Oh. Yay!
Jessica: You would "yay" over that
Twin: Duh. These guys are fun to kill
Jack: *gulp*
Twin: Heh-heh
Write: Time to kill Stark!
Agent: To Mount Awesomeoscity!
Twin: Where?
Agent: That volcano over there (Points to a volcano with a sign naming it)
Twin: Oh
Francesca: How did that get here?
Twin: I am at a loss for words
Damien: That's a first
Stark: How do we know that there's lava?
Stranger: It's a volcano
Damien: Nice use of reasoning
Stranger: Thank you
Damien: …I was being sarcastic
Twin: Hontou? 実際にか。
Damien: Huh?
Twin: 残念. 私は日本語で話している
Damien: Speak English!
Twin: No. I like Japanese (I hope that its correct. I copy and pasted it from a translator)
Stark: I'm just going to go jump in the volcano now
Agent: Have fun
Write: We'll be laughing
Stark: Jumps in the Volcano
Agent: …Well that was boring
Twin: Yeah, he didn't even scream!
Redstar: Booo!
Zoey: Seriously?
Twin; Yeah, he didn't put on a show
Ness: Its no fun if they just die
Agent: Seriously
Zoey: You just killed my boyfriend
Francesca: Look what we do to Jessica
Jessica: Yeah! They keep killing Loren!
Twin: And mocking Justin Beiber
Redstar: Its really fun and easy
Jessica: For you!
Damien: Yeah! I love Justin Beiber!
Jack: Me too!
Twin: …I like you two less now
Jack: What?
Twin: …Must…resist...the puppy look
Now For What Was Going to Be Chapter 10 But Now Isn't!
Twin: Alright!
Damien: What?
Twin: Lets get a move on
Zoey: How many things are in this one?
Twin: All three! And I just remembered a dare that I hate that's in the next chapter
Erik: What is it?
Twin: Can it asshat
Erik: Why?
Twin: `Cause I don't like you
Erik: We all know that
Redstar: Why are you stating it?
Twin: So that SOME people know for sure (giving Stranger the evil eye)
Stranger: Hehehe
Jack: (Whispers to Damien) What's going on?
Damien: (Whispers back) I don't know
From- Black Cat
Truth Aphrodite you envy Zoey don't you don't you
Dare: Erik I dare you to kiss stark and says you're hot~ and then hug Zoey: 3
Die: Kalona and Neferet jump in a shark tank, ... kissing SHUT UPz!
Twin: Lets welcome…Black Cat!
Black Cat: (Poofs in reading chapter 8) Wow
Twin: It's not that weird a story
Francesca: Kinda is
Redstar: But that's why it's awesome
Ness: And why we PM you
Twin: I feel loved. In a friend way
Write: How long is this chapter?
Twin: Longer than I would like to type
Write: Then on with the banter!
Twin: Nah. I'm going to get this started
Aphrodite: Why the hell would I envy her?
Twin: We're looking for an answer, not another question
Jessica: And She controls all five elements, stole your boyfriend, got Loren, is hot according to most guys, very powerful-
Aphrodite: All right already! I get it
Black Cat: SO do you envy her?
Aphrodite: Only the power part
Zoey: Really?
Twin: Lame. I Wanna se Erik get killed
Black Cat: I didn't set it up for him to die though
Twin: Do you think Stark will let him live?
Black Cat: Point taken
Stark: He's dead
Twin: he did the dare?
Stark: Yeah
Black Cat: We missed it!
Twin: Dammit people! Don't do that! (Evil Rampage!)
Redstar: I set up a video camera
Twin: (Pauses evil rampage) Really?
Redstar: Hontou (Hon-toe) [実際にか。]
Twin: Yay!
Damien: Japanese again?
Twin: Yups!
Damien: *sigh*
Black Cat: Lets just watch Kalona and Neferet die
Twin: Yay!
Two Deaths By My Awesome Shark Tank Later
Twin: Sweeeeet (says it like a dude)
Kramisha: Lets get a move on. I want out soon
Twin: Bunnysniffer!
Damien: …?
Twin: …I don't know how to explain
From- Sexy Someone
Truth Twin. If you could change anything about the world, what would it be?
I know very simple
Twin: Ok! Last one!
Sexy Someone: So what would you change about the world?
Twin: I would make it so that the world is like this story. And also that I wouldn't be ignored
Redstar: Awesome!
Ness: That'd be interesting
Twin: It'd make me the supreme ruler of the world!
Erik: Oh Goddess!
RJ: I'm worried too
Twin: Bunnysniffer!
Damien: …Should I even ask?
Twin: …no
Francesca: So we're done now?
Twin: I guess. Why don't we have people say what they want for Christmas?
Zoey: Something I don't get for my birthday
Erik: To get out of here
Jack: The ultimate dorm room makeover!
Damien: A book on the history of vampires
Twin: *cough* Lame! *cough*
Heath: To be alive…?
Erin: Free shopping spree!
Shaunee: Ditto!
Aphrodite: I'm happy with Darious
Darious: Maybe a new machete…
Neferet: World domination
Kalona: A-Ya
A-Ya: Not to be made of dirt
Twin: …Well that's kinda weird
A-Ya: Valid wish though
Twin: Yeah
Grandma Redbird: Zoey to be happy
Twin: Cheesy wishes people. I agree with Darious though
Jessica: So are we done?
Twin: Yeah. And the Christmas Special will be long so I'll have it posted 2 days after Christmas at the latest. Trust me, I won't miss that deadline
I will have it posted my then I swear. And I'm sorry to those of you I promised to have this posted by Tuesday for. I'm a slow typer and had a lot of homework and 3 tests to study for last night. And if you have any comments feel free to PM me, I have fun talking to you guys.
Insane and creator of the word "Bunnysniffer",
half of twin
P.S. What do you guys want for Christmas? I'll put them in my next chapter for the heartfelt crap that I have to put in since it's a Christmas thing