I saw mommy beating Jack Skellington,

Under the shrieking bats that night,

She didn't hear the murderous duck

Down the stairs the slinky creeped

She thought I was safe,

Locked down in the basement, that night

Then I saw mommy hit Jack Skellington,

Pulling off his beard so white,

Oh how I screamed when I saw mommy banishingJack,

Under the shrieking bats.

AN: This one is, I admit, a little stupid. I'm running out of songs to use. Comment with some carols you want to see a parody of!