Truth or Dare, Vampified
Christmas Special!
Hey people! Do I own HON? If I did I wouldn't be asking
Sorry I'm late posting this chapter, I got writers block for a while, and its REALLY long. This is the last time I'll be updating for a while. I need to rest my brain, allow new insanity and material to come in. In the meantime I will be posting another story I've written but haven't posted. It'll only bee a two weeklong break at most. Besides, I need a new notebook for writing this stuff. This chapter took up more than half of it. So I made this even longer. Merry Christmas!
Chapter 10
Twin: Merry Christmas! Have you been naughty or nice?
Damien: The question is have you been naughty or nice?
Twin: Naughty in a nice way
Jack: Original answer
Twin: I know right
Loren: Why am I here?
Jessica: Because it's Christmas!
Lauren: And we want to kill you
Jessica: Who're you?
Twin: New character. I knew you two would argue a lot
Zoey: so you just have them here to argue?
Twin: Nah, I've been talking to Lauren lately
Stark: Since Loren's here, does that mean that everyone will be here?
Twin: Yup
Johnny B.: Wow, that'll be a lot
Twin: Over 32 people
Ant: Wow
Kramisha: What's with the mistletoe?
Twin: Just setting the mood for some people
Francesca: Does that mean…?
Twin: Yes
A-Ya: And the C4?
Twin: One particular dare I hate, and for one I love
Stranger: I know which one you hate
Twin: …Bunnysniffer
Stranger: Hehehe
Venus: Whatever. I just want the hell out of here so lets get this over with
Twin: Fine
From- panky95
Lol Jess would so do that! I love P!nk too ! Omg did u hear that she's prego?
Ok so...
U should have my character ask Johnny b out ;) even though I wish it was stark but I no that ain't gunna happen...
So
Truth... For Johnny b... If I were to... I don't know... Ask u out... What would you say and do
Twin: And let this sappy and sadly romantic chapter begin
Francesca: So what would you say?
Johnny B.: Uh…
Lost Part Of Story [Story Board Meeting]
Francesca: What? I don't get an answer
Twin: I'm sorry! I write this and I didn't know what to put as an answer. I'm 13 and have never been asked out before, what was I suppose to put?
Ness: An answer Johnny B. would give?
Twin: …I can't even come up with an answer to what I would do if I was randomly hugged
RJ: You cant?
Twin: No. So I'm really sorry Francesca
End Meeting
Francesca: SO I'm not going to get an answer after all
Johnny B.: Sure
Twin: Your saying yes to the date?
Johnny B.: Yeah
Lauren: A twist of events
Jessica: I thought you said you couldn't come up with an answer for him to give
Twin: I had writers block
Write: Even you?
Twin: Duh. Why do you think it took so long for this chapter?
Stark: Weird
Twin: Moving on
From- GC97
Its okay I have bad spelling to. Okay dare- dare Zoey to kiss Johnny B truth- Kalona y you like a-ya ? Die - uhhhh a-ya
Zoey: No!
Johnny B.: Sweet!
A-Ya: Hey, I'm the one who has to die
Twin: Welcome…GC! I'm leaving out the 97 part `cause I'm lazy
Stranger: lol!
Zoey: Nope, not gonna do it
Stark: Thank you
Francesca: Fuck you
Twin: First cuss word this chapter, Whoo!
RJ: You're cheering about that?
Twin: Yeah, why not?
Redstar: Yeah, why?
RJ: …I shouldn't even question
Twin: Its best if you don't
RJ: I know
Twin: Ok. Do it Zoey! Do it!
Zoey: I'm not going to kiss Johnny B.
Johnny B.: Sure, don't mind me. You're only hurting my feelings and ego
Twin: You should be able to handle it
Jack: Man up dude
Johnny B.: Ok I don't want to hear that from you
Twin: Yeah, it's just weird
Jack: Aw
Venus: Gay2, go back to Gay1
Stevie Rae: That just sounds weird and is very mean
Venus: Shut it
Aphrodite: That's what I always tell her
Stevie Rae: You always call me "Bumpkin"
Twin: You read my other story?
Stevie Rae: I was in it, remember?
Twin: Oh yeah (The story I'm talking about is not posted yet. Its what I will post while I'm on break from this story)
Jessica: Let me guess, you kill Loren in it?
Twin: He's not even a character
Agent: Johnny B., why do you look dazed?
GC: Aw man! She did the dare while we weren't looking!
Zoey: Ha
Twin: People! Stop doing that! It's no fun
GC: *sigh* Might as well go on to the next thing
Jack: Don't be so sad about it
Redstar: Yeah, I have the cameras set up remember. We can watch it later on at the staff meeting
/Staff Meeting/
Twin: We have staff meetings?
Ness: Yeah
Twin: …Ok then
/End of Meeting/
Damien: Weird
Twin: Seriously
Ant: So are we going to move on now?
Twin: You just want out don't you?
Ant: …Yes
Kalona: I don't really know
Twin: You don't?
Kalona: Yeah
GC: That's really weird
Agent: And kinda creepy
Black Cat: Seriously
Twin: Well that only makes killing her easy
Ness: May I?
Twin: Sure thing
Ness: (Walks over and pushes A-Ya into the acid pit that she mistakenly stood by)
Twin: I've got to name that thing
RJ: Deady?
Twin: No. That's the name of the evil undead teddy bear that kills people when they try to eat my cake
RJ: Really?
Damien: Really?
Dallas: Really?
Neferet: Really?
Twin: Hontou
Stark: In English?
Twin: Really
Jack: We need to learn Japanese
Erin: No way
Shaunee: We don't need to know any language other than English, and retail. We wont learn Japanese
Twin: Why not? It confuses and annoys people
RJ: Plus you can insult them without them knowing it
Twin: I wonder how you would say "bunnysniffer" in Japanese?
Stark: You would wonder that
Twin: Uh-huh!
Damien: Moving on
From- Thefamilarstranger
Hey! No lap dance! *Sad face* and grandma redbird is awesome ok she's not gonna break! (Ok well I don't know that for sure. But still...) lol
Oh dare for twin. Kiss Erik! Lol
Truth for twin. What do you really look like? (I was going to ask your name but im a tad bit scared to)
Also I'm liking on the christmas gig you asked about but but idk you sound like you've got alot going on right now
Ps hows your mom?
Oh and twin. What do you want for Christmas?
Twin: You were afraid to ask my name but you gave me THAT as a dare?
Stranger: Yup
Erik: Why?
Twin: Yeah, why would you torture me like that?
Erik: Hey!
Twin: Oh come on. Nobody wants to kiss you
Erik: Hey!
Twin: Why?
Stranger: You asked for a dare
Twin: Dang it!
Erik: Why torture me this way?
Twin: …Go back to dead
Stranger: Do the dare!
Twin: I'm too short
Stranger: Just do it!
Twin: No! I don't want to kiss THAT!
Erik: "That"!
Twin: You heard me!
Stranger: We've never seen this side of you before
Ness: No ones ever dared her to kiss Erik before
Stranger: Good point
Twin Bloodily Murders Erik
Write: Wow
Twin: *huff*...*huff*…All better now! (All Cheery!)
Damien: …So weird (Thinking she's bipolar [Is that spelled right?])
Agent: Very
Twin: Moving on
Stranger: You still have to kiss him…or his remains I guess
Twin: *Glare!* (Pushes what's left of Erik into the acid)
Stranger: …
Twin: What remains?
Stranger: You're good
RJ: Always finds a way out of things she doesn't want to do
Twin: It's a gift
Stranger: So what do you look like?
Twin: Dark Blonde/a little reddish (vintage-y style and 3 inches below my shoulders), dark blue eyes (changes shade in different lighting, almond-y shaped and long black lashes), faded freckles across my nose and under my eyes, slightly rosy cheeks, pale skin, full lips, English nose, no glasses or braces. Vintage New England clothing style with a little preppy and sporty mixed in
Stranger: Detailed description
Twin: I would give my name, but no one asked
Lauren: You told me
Twin: You asked
Damien: Now I know where the "dumb blonde" saying originated
Twin: Yup!
Stranger: What do you want for Christmas?
Twin: A new laptop. Mom's old one sucks
RJ: Then don't use it for a while
Twin: I'm ignoring you
Stranger: You still have to do the dare, and what I added onto it
Twin: …I'm 13
Stranger: If I have to so do you
Twin: …I never told you to dress like an elf. And with my ears, when they poke out from behind my hair I look like an elf (my friends agree)
Ness: She added on that you have to dress like an elf?
Twin: One of those sexy elf costumes. Which I won't wear
Stranger: yes you will, you have to
Twin: I look awkward in anything other than jeans, a T-shirt, and a hoodie
Black Cat: I'm sure you're exaggerating
Twin: You're right. I don't look awkward in black dress pants or button down shirts
Black Cat: That's not what I meant
Twin: Oh well. I'm still not dressing like an elf
Zoey: You made some of us dress as elves
Twin: It amuses the readers
Erik: But why am I Santa?
Twin: `cause Santa is a creeper just like you. Now go back to dead
Jack: Then why am I in a box?
Twin: It's called a "Jack in a Box"
Damien: …I'd question your sanity, but you don't have any
Twin: Completely sane people are boring
Lauren: Don't you know anything Damien?
Loren: It's amazing, I haven't been killed yet
Twin: A dare from Jessica
From- Jessica
Dare ~ Twin: I dare you to go at least ONE chapter without killing MY Loren.
Lauren: Thanks a lot Jessica
Twin: Ruin my fun
Erik: I'm going to be killed even more n-
Erik Gets Killed. Twice
Jessica: Wow
Twin: We have to kill him for compensation
Stranger: And you want to keep him dead so you don't have to do the dare
Twin: And its not working `cause the idiot wont stay dead
Stranger: So you'll have to do the dare
Twin: …
RJ: Looks like your plan isn't working
Twin: …Payback (Shuts off the lights)
Fluffy Beer: Again?
Twin: That's not all (Devious smile)
Ness: What did you do?
Twin: …
Ness: …Stranger…?
Twin: …Tied up, gagged, invisibility cloak, she's in the corner
Everyone Looks To the Corner
Twin: Like I said, Invisibility cloak
Write: We should name that corner
GC: Why?
Write: She just says "that corner" so…
Twin: That's its name!
Redstar: That Corner is its name?
Twin: I wasn't feeling creative
GC: …
Write: …
Redstar: …
Twin: ...Fine! I'll name it Coffee
Ness: Coffee?
Twin: Yeah, when my friend Gabby is acting weird/insane I immediately ask her how much coffee she had that day
Ness: …Weird
RJ: You expected normal?
Ness: Nope
Twin: Normal is for bunnysniffers
RJ: You just love that word
Twin: I've infected the minds of 7th graders at my school
Damien: (Dying of LOL [I've told you want it means in earlier chapters])
Stranger: lol!
Twin: That's what he's dying of
Ness: hehehe
Zoey: Huh? (Confused elf!)
Twin: Are you confused?
Zoey: Yes
Twin: I confused an elf! Cross that off the list
Rephaim: I'm here now?
Twin: Yes
Rephaim: Why?
Twin: Don't question it
Stranger: Don't
Twin: I thought I gagged you
Stranger: …You even replied to my "lol"
Twin: I blonde out all right. Go back to Coffee and re-gag/tie up yourself
Stranger: Do the dare first
Twin: That's why I tied you up! To get out of the dare!
Stranger: Do it!
Twin: I'm allergic to creepers
Erik: Hey!
Twin: Go back to dead
Stranger: Stay!
Twin: Go!
Stranger: Don't leave yet!
Twin: Die!
Stranger: That's kinda rude
Twin: It was directed at Erik not you! Erik, go die!
Stranger: Not yet!
Erik: I feel so conflicted!
Twin: Do you know what gets rid of that? Death!
Stranger: No!
Erik: I'm confused now
Twin: If you're dead you're away from me!
Stranger: Not really
Twin: Suck a fish!
Stranger: …What?
Twin: I have no idea, but we really should move on now. I have a lot waiting to be used
Stranger: Fine (Pouty!)
From- Renesmee_AKA_Ness
I'm baaaaack...(awkward silence)...Sheesh, I only wanted tell our wonderful author dear that I'm still lovin' the story aaaand I have some violent material =]
Hmmm...
Dare-Er-dick, wanna go for a swim? How about we have Twin out oil on top of the water and set it on fire? Sounds good to me! =]
Dare-Twin, mwah, Er-dick, and whoever else who wants Er-dick dead: Everyone is in an elevator, we annoy the crap outta Er-dick for hours and we leave hi-HER =] in the elevator and set it on fire as we put toxic gas into it =]
I hope you like it Twinny dear
-Ness
Jack: That isn't very Christmas-y
Twin: It's a Christmas present to me
Erik: Eap!
Ness: Did he just "eap"?
Twin: I think he did
Stranger: That's so weird
Twin: Get in the pool Erik
Erik: No
Twin: Yes
Erik: No
Twin: Yes
Erik: No
Twin: Oh not this again! Just get in the pool Erik (Pours oil on the water)
Erik: Fine
Erik Burns In the Water Fire
Twin: Awesome (Says it like a dude)
Damien: Got to admit it, that fascinated even me
Redstar: That was sweet
Ness: Now lets get to annoying him!
Twin: All right! (Poofs Erik back to life)
Erik: Oh goddess
Everyone Gets In the Elevator
Ness: *poke*
Redstar: *poke*
Write: *poke*
Jessica: *poke*
Stranger: *poke*
GC: *poke*
Agent: *poke*
Twin: *Lick*
Lauren: *poke*
Francesca: *poke*
Black Cat: *poke*
Twin: Bunnysniffer!
Redstar: Pocky!
Twin: Yay!
Damien: (Endless lecture of the use of language in this story and in history)
Erik: Shut it!
3 Hours Later
Ness: Burned faster than I thought it would
Twin: He screams like a girl
Lauren: Seriously
Twin: Guess we can move on now
Ness: Yeah
From- Jessica and Cyara Baylin
WOOHOO! Stop killing MY Loren. Even though he does LIE! I SO know he still loves her like crazy... same with her.
Okay here's ya go...
Truth: Kalona ~ Do you LOVE Zoey. Zoey not A-ya. And LOVE not WANT.
Dare: Loren... okay, I'm not sure how to word this but... I wanna make out with MY man. I thought that, since you, Twin, are so amazing, you could make it happen. Giggles.
Die: hmmmm... Zoey's kinda annoying. But... she's wayyyy too hot to die. Giggles. So... another dare... for Nyx (evil laugh) I dare Nyx to kiss Kalona.
Anyway, I LOVE your story, I feel so sorry for sweet Damien, I love puppy-like Jack, Zoey's STILL smokin', and Loren is drop dead gorgeous.
Ps. Its jessica. Cyara is my sister. Unfortunately.
Twin: Jessica, I am not here to help with your fantasy love life
Jessica: Hey!
Twin: You do know Loren's not real…right?
Jessica: …Yes
Francesca: She always talks about him like he's real
Jessica: Hey!
Francesca: Its true!
Twin: Its weird when two people in your story know each other, other than the book characters
Jessica: Anyways. Kalona, do you love Zoey?
Kalona: …Pass
Twin: Did he just pass?
Ness: I believe he did Twinny
Kalona: I feel…compelled to love her
Damien: Really? And why is this?
Twin: Damien! This is no time to play psychiatrist!
Damien: I just thought that it could help to know why he-
Twin: There is no possible vamp/human war here. You just die
Damien: Well that's-
Twin: Anyways
Jessica: Corner or closet?
Twin: Closet. We don't have a camera there, do we?
Redstar: There might be
Twin: Oh well
5 Minutes Later (Happy Jessica?)
Twin: Did you even breath?
Stranger: Ok! You let that happen, but you wont kiss Erik?
Twin: Not after what you added on. If you didn't add that I might've
Stranger: Seriously?
Twin: Heck no!
Jessica: Tee hee hee
Twin: Seriously, did you breath?
Francesca: 10 bucks she didn't
Jessica: (Faints from lack of…well…AIR)
Francesca: You owe me $10
Twin: I'll give you $10 if you kiss Erik for me
Francesca: …Never mind then
Johnny B.: No one wants to kiss Erik
Francesca: Maybe Damien
Johnny B.: Good point
Lauren: Nope, not even Damien would kiss that
Erik: 'That'?
Twin: Come on out Nyx
Nyx: Must I?
Kalona: (Gaping)
Twin: You must
Nyx: *Sigh*
Kalona: (Stop gaping fool!)
Twin: Dude, you look really stupid right now
Kalona: (Recovers from his stupidity)
Nyx: (Kisses Kalona on the cheek)
Jessica: Cheater!
Nyx: You never said I couldn't
Twin: Smart
From- WritetoReading
You're so evil! I love it! :D
Truth: Stark if given the chance what would you do to asshat (a.k.a Erik)?
Dare: Twin give him (i.e. Stark) that chance- with his awesome Guardian sward!
Dare: Twin I dare you to lock your self up with Erik and a lit candle and some highly flamable objects
Dare: Darius (i think thats how you spell his name?) to be given a big unbreakable stick and to have access to the guy that skewered Zoey for no good reason other then that he's a pedophile (i.e. Loren)!
Die: Dallas (or as I like to call him Dal ass -get it?)he tried to kill Steve-Ray! So now he must die! and Rephaim (that's how his names spelled right?)must kill him! Slowly...!
Write: Yay!
Twin: Good thing I'm fire proof!
Ness: You're a fire proof pyro?
Damien: Is that even possible
Twin: Yeah why?
Damien: (Face palm!)
Twin: I'm confused
RJ: Oh like it's the first time
Twin: Shut it
Sexy Someone: Being fire proof is usually Hell to regular pyro'
Twin: …Yeah but that's logic
Sexy Someone: And you don't use logic
Twin: Exactly
Damien: So you don't use logic, but you speak Japanese?
Twin: そ でもない、私は少しだけ知っている (Not really, I only know a little)
Damien: Gah!
Stranger: lol!
Ness: This is so entertaining
Twin: It's so fun to mess with him
Jack: Can't you give him a break?
Twin: …No. That's why some people read this stuff
Jack: Really? (Looks out of the screen at you)
Twin: …Who are you talking to?
Jack: I don't know, it's just what you do
Twin: Really? (Looks out of the screen at you like Jack did)
Damien: Oh you too?
Twin: Yeah why not?
Damien: (Face Palm!)
Write: So Stark, what would you do?
Stark: *smile* I would-
BLOCKED TO KEEP THE "T" RATING
Twin: And you guys think I'm violent!
Jessica: I don't even want to know what he would do to Loren
Twin: I would love to see that
Lauren: (Imagining) Sweet!
Jessica: Hey!
Lauren: Oh he deserves it
Jessica: Nuh-uh
Lauren: yeah, he does
Twin: It just occurred to me that we don't know what Stark would do to Loren
Lauren/Jessica: …Oh, yeah
Zoey: well now that that's done
Write: Lock `em up!
Twin: Cant, he's dead. Ha!
Write: (Brings back Erik) Ha!
Twin: Mutiny!
Stranger: First me now Write, looks like we're turning against you
Twin: Grrr
Twin and Erik Locked Up In a Room That Goes Up In Flames
Twin: Again, again!
Damien: …You just survived a fire like that? And you stayed in there until it burned down! How…?
Twin: Told ya I was fire proof!
Damien: (Dies of LOL, again)
Write: (Gives Darious a big stick)
Details Too Gory For Me To Tell, Loren's Just Dead (Before you say something Jessica, I didn't kill Loren, Darious did)
Jessica: Again!
Twin: People just keep dying form these dares
Write: That's why they're fun
Twin: Yeah
Dallas: Why am I being killed?
Write: We've never killed you
Francesca: And you're an ass
Dallas: Hey!
Twin: Well you are
Dallas: Seriously?
Stevie Rae: Seriously
Dallas: ...Hey, you guys rebuild relationships right?
Twin: Yeah, but we don't try
Ness: It just happens
Dallas: Could you try here?
Twin: I thought you wanted us to rebuild it, not destroy your credibility
Ness: Besides, we're going to kill you
Write: How though?
Twin: Drown him. It's slow and painful
RJ: Isn't that how some quiz said you would die?
Twin: …Yes. And I'm still scared
Damien: Why? You can't swim?
Twin: I'm a great swimmer. But RJ, my brother, is a swimmer and I never go swimming without him (`cause who else would I annoy?) so He'd be the first to try and drown me
RJ: Heh-heh
Ness: …Weird
Twin: Yeah I have a jacked up family life
Damien: "Jacked up"?
Twin: Its funny `cause my math teacher said that once. It was funny, and ok `cause she's 26
Write: Can we drown Dallas now?
Twin: Oh sure
Screams That Are Slightly Less Girlish Than Erik's And Under Water Later
Twin: Wow. I thought that he would scream like a dude
Stevie Rae: Dodged a bullet with that one
Stranger: Does Stark scream like a girl?
Francesca: I doubt it
Jessica: That's because you like him
Francesca: …Loren…
Jessica: Ooooh
Twin: Loren does scream like a girl
Jessica: No he doesn't!
Lauren: Yes he does
Jessica: No he-!
Twin: Yes he does, check your hearing. Moving on
From- LaurenRedBird
Heey, Its Lauren here :)
And BTW Loren is gay he stole my name and spelt it wrong :(
Oh and I love this story:)
Erik- YOUR POSSESIVE JERK- to think I used to like you ;/
Zoey-YOUR GREAT
STARK- 3333
Truth- Zoey- HONESTLY who is the better kisser Erik, heath, Stark, Kalona (from your dreams) or Loren?
Dare- Damien kiss twin:)mwhahahah :) I like annoying people :)
Die-LOREN, DIE NAME STEALER;) DIE HARD
PS- please put me in the story:
Zoey: Oh no
Damien: Look at what I have to do!
Twin: Yep, you guys are turning against me
Jessica: Stop killing Loren. And you cant, its in the my dare!
Twin: Screw that, this is want someone else wants. And I'm not killing him, someone else is. And I think we kill him more than Erik now
Lauren: We need to fix that
Twin: People used to like Erik; half the people never cared about Loren
Jessica: So you wont kill Loren?
Lauren: Oh we're still gonna kill him
Jessica: What?
Twin: No time. Zoey, answer?
Zoey: …Well…
Stark: Oh goddess, its not me!
Erik: Ha!
Zoey: Its not you either
Stark: Ha! Wait then who is it?
Kalona: …
Zoey: Not you
Heath: Probably not me
Zoey: Sorry
Stark: Than that leaves…
Johnny B.: Me!
Ness: (Hits Johnny B. Upside the head)
Damien: (Face Palm!)
Twin: (Mocks Johnny B.)
Jack: (Confused for some odd reason)
Erik: (Confused `cause its not him)
Stark: (Practicing on a teddy bear so its him next time)
Johnny B.: (Confused `cause…well…he's Johnny B., there's no explanation)
Zoey: …I've never really kissed you
Johnny B.: And that's why I'm confused
Twin: Oh, that's why. I thought we needed to get the doctor again
Damien: We're you going to let me "play psychiatrist"?
Twin: No
Johnny B.: …
Zoey: So yeah, I'd have to say Loren
Jessica: Ha! (To Twin)
Twin: Dang (Hands over the C4)
Francesca: Why do you need C4?
Jessica: To keep people from killing my Loren
Twin: Twin be mad now
Damien: Twin be talking in third person
Twin: Twin knows this
Damien: …
Lauren: Time for the dare
Twin: Traitors!
Damien: Why me?
Lauren: We never kill you
Twin: Why me?
Lauren: Why not?
Twin: `Cause I have to power to kill you off
Lauren: But you wont
Twin: How do you know?
Lauren: I'm still here
Twin: …Point taken
Damien: This place has no logic
Twin: Nope
Redstar: None
Ness: But that's why it's awesome
Twin: Its like Japanese music from an anime
Redstar: …No, it's nothing like that
Twin: …Well I feel stupid now
RJ: Oh like it's the first time
Twin: Hey!
RJ: Is it?
Twin: No, but still (Pouty!)
RJ: Its not even the first time today, or the second
Twin: I have a lot of blonde moments
Ness: But it makes life fun
Damien: …(Hoping to avoid the dare)
Lauren: Will you guys just do the dare already?
Jack: Now that I think about it, Zoey and Johnny B. have kissed
Twin: Oh, yeah. Blonde moment!
Zoey: And I'm not even blonde
Lauren: Do the dare
Damien: Can't, Jack's here
Twin: I'm 3 years younger than him
Lauren: …I'm sorry, was that to make me care?
Twin: …That's my line. I've taught you too much
Damien: (Kisses Twin) [I shall get my revenge!]
Twin: Whoa!
Stranger: lol!
Ness: Hehe
Twin: I thought he was going to jump in the acid or something!
Redstar: Apparently not
Damien: (Embarrassed and feeling awkward)
Twin: Why do you guys want me to kiss people?
Redstar: It makes you mad
Twin: …(Angry face!)
Stranger: I would know!
Twin: Hehehe
Lauren: Well, lets kill the name stealer!
Twin: Technically he's older than you, so you stole him name and spelled it wrong according to him
Lauren: …(feeling stupid and making a very angry face) [Sweet revenge]
Twin: Payback (Evil grin!)
Ness: May I?
Twin: You may
Ness: (Throws Loren into the shark tank)
Twin: I'm going to name the sharks. The big one with sharp teeth is Killer, and the small one with not as sharp teeth is Shark
Redstar: And the others?
Twin: Who cares
RJ: Your nice
Twin: Yeah
From- GoddessIncarnet
Make chapter 9 please! I know, I'm trying to write a book to and it's really hard! Continue with the story!
Truth: Does Aphrodite really love Darious?
Dare: Aphrodite has to go up to Erik and kiss him for 3 min. straight and Erik cant stop her
Die: Damien because he, like, never dies
Goddess: Hey guys!
Twin: Hey
RJ: Oh god, another one
Twin: Meaner!
Damien: So now I die?
Goddess: Yeah
Twin: That's just how things work here
Write: In music its "kiss and tell", here its "kiss and die"
Twin: Its very fun
Goddess: So Aphrodite, do you love Darious?
Aphrodite: Of course! With him my feelings are true
Darious: My queen
Twin: Oh god, not this mushy, lovey stuff again. Get a room or something
RJ: There's a reason why you don't have a boyfriend
Twin: `Cause I don't want one
RJ: …Yeah, that's why
Aphrodite: Why do I have to kiss the asshat?
Stranger: I dared Twin to, but she didn't
Twin: `Cause I'm the writer, you cant make me do anything
Zoey: They're a lot of kissing dares in this chapter
Twin: Yeah I put them all together, to get it all over with
Stranger: Really?
Twin: Yeah, and to put off your dare as long as possible
Stranger: And you still didn't do it
Twin: And I never will
RJ: People are just going to dare you to kiss Erik now
Twin: And the same thing will happen to them as what happened to Stranger. And this goes for ALL dares where I have to kiss someone
Goddess: Now do your dare Aphrodite
Aphrodite: …No (walks away)
Twin: No one wants to kiss Erik
Aphrodite: (Kisses Erik)
1 Minute Later
Twin: Seriously! Get a room!
2 Minutes Later And Sadly Still not in a Different Room
Twin: Erik go back to dead
Goddess: Now how to kill Damien?
Ness: He dies from LOL all the time [Note- This LOL has nothing to do with laughter]
Damien: What does that mean?
Twin: You'll find out
Damien: When?
Ness: When we get to chapter 5
Damien: …This is chapter 10
Twin: We know
Damien: …
Twin: (Whispers to Redstar) Lets use our new dictionary
Redstar: Why?
Ness: What are we going to use it for?
Twin: Confuse/un-logic him to death
Redstar: Sweet!
Twin: Hey Damien, have you heard about the new dictionary that just came out?
Damien: New dictionary?
Redstar: Yeah, we thought you'd want one so we got a copy for you
Damien: Rabitgrande? Bunnysniffer?
Twin: Buttmunchingchizz
Redstar: Really bad chizz
Twin: Angelicallyawesomechizz
Redstar: Super amazing chizz
Twin: Chizz
Redstar: Who knows!
Damien: Gah! These can't be words!
Twin: (Whispers to Redstar) And to think he's the smart one
Redstar: Hehehe
Ness: Chizzlacation
Twin: Chizzifying stuffs
Damien: My life is a lie! Goddess! How can these be words?
Redstar: Who knows?
Twin: I'm stumped
Damien: The why does it say "Written by Redstar and Twin"?
Twin: `Cause I lost at rock paper scissors over whose name went first duh
Damien: (Face Palm!) And why title it "Fake Dictionary"?
Redstar: Because I lost that round
Damien: (Dies from LOL)
Twin: that was fun
Ness: We should do that more often
Twin: Redstar Came up with "Rabitgrande" and " Buttmunchingchizz"
Stranger: Nice
GC: Where's Lauren?
Black Cat: And Jessica?
Sexy Someone: They got in a fight. Lauren threw Jessica in the acid pit, Jessica cam back and threw Lauren in the shark tank. Lauren came back and they're trying to murder each other with that ninja stuff
Twin: And I just got the bloodstains off!
Write: …?
Twin: Well I have to do something on my days off
RJ: …Anyways
Goddess: They killed each other?
Twin: …OK I know this is mean, but I want to see this
Redstar: Got a camera set up to catch that
Agent: Sweet!
Twin: Lets watch!
Redstar: …I forgot to turn it on
Agent: Buttmunchingchizz!
Redstar: (High-five's Twin)
Stark: You're happy about it?
Twin: No. But she said one of our new words
Agent: ...
Redstar: Infecting the world!
Twin: The world that can read English anyway
Damien: Amazing. Actual logic
RJ: She really used that blonde brain
Twin: ...At least I'm not bleaching my hair
RJ: It's the chlorine!
Francesca: ...?
Twin: He's on swim team
RJ: And my coach is a slave driver
Stranger: lol!
RJ: 8 A.M. practices! And this is over winter break!
Twin: It's a miracle he didn't have practice on Christmas
RJ: Moving on
From- xXxNekoxChanxXx [Redstar]
:D IM SO HAPPY!~ my friend black cat sent in a dare~ lol Ikuto awkward moment!~ I HAVE NEW DARES ALL CENTERED AROUND KALONA! :D
Truth- Kalona, what they heck happened in the cave with A-Ya, seriously? It must have been very boring... another thing (ps stark was knocked out so he doesn't know this happened) when you kissed stark to bring him back to life what the heck was going trough your mind (thinking of it only Zoey knows he did that O_O)
Dare- Kalona, um... this is hard ... *thinking* (hour l8tr) dress like Nyx for chapters 10-13
Die- um Kalona again :) how? Justin Beiber kisses him anyone can die from that (ps jack i can no longer fall for the look *glare* i have a better one called glare of death i have killed ppl with it DONT MAKE ME USE IT GRRR! RAWR! *runs of eating pocky (yum yum pocky {yeah im a charcter (aka strange person) :3 ]
Stark: What?
Twin: Hehehe. A dude kissed you
Kalona: (Laughing) [I didn't know how he would laugh]
Lauren: Why are you laughing? You're the dude that kissed him
Jack: And what is wrong with that?
Twin: He's not gay. He doesn't swing the same way as you
Jack: …Oh
Redstar: So Kalona, what did happen?
Kalona: Nothing, she turned into dirt
Redstar: …So?
Kalona: So I'm not going to make out with dirt
Twin: Wouldn't put it past you
Kalona: Hey!
Twin: Hay is for horses!
Kalona: That's not what-!
Twin: Yeah, yeah, whatever
Redstar: What went through your mind when you kissed Stark?
Stark: (Whispers to Zoey) He kissed me?
Zoey: Well...your spirit got-
Twin: Jacked up
Zoey: -Killed, so Nyx ordered him to share some of his immortal spirit
Stark: …But did he have to kiss me?
Twin: Maybe he does swing that way
Kalona: I can hear you
Twin: No you cant
Kalona: Just because you're whispering doesn't mean I cant hear you
Twin: It's not nice to eavesdrop
Kalona: What went through my mind? "Why do I have to do this? Zoey would be much better off without him. I don't want to do this, I'm not gay. Goddess, why couldn't he be a girl. Damn, he taste like blood."
Stark: Hey!
Twin: He's the one who had to kiss a dead dude/spirit of a dude
Stark: And that was me!
Redstar: …Should we care?
Stark: Yes!
Twin: …Oh well *Shrug!*
Kramisha: Can I say something?
Twin: You would even if I said no
Kramisha: This is the dumbest dare ever
Redstar: Hey!
Twin: No, it was thinking I would kiss Erik
Jessica: Lets just see Kalona in a dress
Twin: Frankly, I don't want to see it, so he's just going to be in the green room `till we kill him
Redstar: I have video feed there so if you want to see you can
Agent: …Weird
Redstar: Kalona in a dress?
Agent: No, how you have cameras everywhere
Redstar: Someone had to do it
Twin: And I was too lazy
RJ: I taught her well
Twin: …(Angry face!)
Redstar: I'll get Kalona, you get Justin Beiber
Twin: Fine
Justin Beiber: (Poof!) On no, not again
Twin: You're the killer, not the killee
Justin Beiber: …?
Redstar: Congratulations Kalona! You get to kiss another dude! Or so the world thinks! We don't know if he's a dude for sure, he sings lie a girl
Justin Beiber: Hey! You better not mean me!
Twin: (Pushes Justin Beiber into Kalona)
Justin Beiber: (Accidentally kisses Kalona)
Kalona: (Dies)
Twin: Ok, all done
Justin Beiber: (Poof!)
Twin: Lets move on
Agent: Already?
Twin: Yeah, I'm out of comedic material on this one. And I'm tired
From- HONLuvaXx
Hi luv ya story
Truth-Stark what's your fav book
Die-Zoey - I don't hate you - kill her with anything
Dare- Damien- where did u learn those very long and confusing words?
Damien: I think that's more of a truth question than a dare
Twin: Ah! Logic! (Fetal position!)
Damien: But it is-
Twin: No! No more of your logic!
RJ: So much for being tired
Twin: I know right
Luva: What happened to the "HON" In my name?
Twin: I got lazy
Luva: …Ok…?
Stark: I only read archery magazines
Twin: You would
Stark: It's my affinity!
Twin: Whatever
Stark: Gank
Twin: …Weird
Luva: Seriously
Zoey: Why do I have to die?
Twin: The question is not why, but why not?
Zoey: …?
Luva: So Damien, where did you learn those long, confusing words?
Damien: I read a lot, so I've collected them over the years
Twin: I read a lot
Damien: Yes, but unlike you I like real words
Twin: …What's the fun of that?
Damien: People will know what your saying
Twin: But that's no fun
Damien: *Sigh*
Luva: Now, how to kill Zoey?
Zoey: Why don't we not kill Zoey?
Twin: …Why are you talking in third person? That's just weird
Luva: Yeah, don't do that anymore
Damien: (Face Palm!)
Redstar: Snake pit?
Twin: Too…Indiana Jones-ish
Ness: C4?
Twin: Over done
Write: Hang her?
Twin: Too…medieval churchy
Jessica: What Stark did to Erik?
Twin: Too Stark-y
Oliver: Black Fire?
Twin: …This is for House of Night, go back to Blue Bloods
Oliver: (Walks out the front door)
Stark: …
Kramisha: …
Venus: …What the hell!
Twin: And there goes a very rare silence
Damien: Tragic
Ness: It was awkward
Francesca: Very
Twin: We have a lot of awkward silences at home
Write: Weird
Twin: So lots get the Black Fire! (In the Blue Bloods series, the only way to end the immortal life cycle [hard to explain] you need to burn their blood with the Black Fire from Hell)
Burnage and A Charred Zoey Later
Jack: That was disturbing!
Stark: I will never unsee that. The smell of burning flesh is stuck in my nose
Twin: That was…AWESOME! Lets do that again sometime
From- Jessica and Cyara Baylin
I absolutely LOVED it. STOP KILLING MY LOREN! UGH!
What i want for Christmas... LOREN... and... KE$HA! I LURRRRVE me some Ke$ha.
Anyways, hereS ya goeS,
I'm outta truths so, Dare ~ Damien (MWAHAHAHAHA) I dare YOU to kiss Erik. (I know. I'm sweet.)
Dare ~ Twin: I dare you to go at least ONE chapter without killing MY Loren.
Die ~ Erik! CUT HIS LIMBS OFF FIRST. Then... OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
that will be all.
...
...
...
Do you like Ke$ha, Twin? LOLZ JB
Damien: Cruel and unusual punishment!
Twin: Now you know how I felt
Jessica: Do it!
Damien: I'd rather kiss Twin again
Twin: …I think I'm going to stay out of this for now
Jack: Ke$ha?
Twin: Her music's good. But I'm more of a P!nk, Linkin Park, Buono person
Francesca: Buono?
Twin: Japanese group
Redstar; Didn't Shugo Chara! use some of their songs?
Twin: Yeah, they're pretty good
/Meanwhile/
Damien: I'm not going to kiss him!
Jessica: Yes! You are!
Damien: No!
Jessica: Come on!
Damien: Not going to happen
Jessica: *Glare!* (Pushes Damien into Erik)
Damien: Gah! (As you can see they accidentally kissed)
/Back To the Other Stuff/
Twin: Grrr
Jessica: Ha!
Twin: Why can't I kill him?
Jessica: You kill him all the time
Twin: It makes people, and me, happy!
Jessica: Not me!
Twin: Don't be a bunnysniffer!
Jessica: You still can't kill Loren!
Lauren: Why would she kill me? (Trying to mess with Jessica with the name thing)
Jessica: Not you, the guy Loren
Twin: Lets get to killing Erik
Lauren: After this (Kills Loren!)
Jessica: Hey! (You said you wanted Loren for Christmas, never said anything about wanting him alive!)
Twin: You said I couldn't kill Loren, never said anything about Lauren (The girl…the person people don't always want dead)
Jessica: …!
Lauren: You forgot that most of us hate him
Twin: And would kill him for me [Yay! Unpaid assassins!]
Jessica: Jerks!
Twin: Thank you
Lauren: We try
Ness: Its fun
Stranger: lol!
Jessica: …Lets just kill Erik already!
Twin: Fine by me
Bloody Murder and Girl Screams Later
Francesca: He has got to learn how to scream like a dude
Twin: Seriously
/ Merry Christmas /
Hope you guys enjoyed! And had a merry Christmas! Sorry That I won't be updating for a while, I need to rest up my brain and get more comedic material. So I'll be in the mountains with bears! `Cause that's what you do when you need new ideas or to improve, mountains and bears. Lol! Anyways, I have a question to ask, the first to get it right wins a cookie! Not a real one though, I ate it!
Question- Damien dies from LOL a lot. What does LOL stand for here in the story? And not when I have people say it, but when Damien dies from it
And this is for people who read this author notes stuffs, go to and search Shugo chara utau butterfly and Shugo chara utau black diamond. The songs are awesome. Nana Mizuki [Mizuki Nana] is amazing!
Insane and with aching fingers for such a long chapter,
half of twin
P.S. This is 43 pages typed up, about 52 written