Truth or Dare, Vampified
For the record I had some serious writers block so don't chase after me throwing chainsaws `cause I'm, like, a month late getting this chapter posted.
And the first person to answer my little question correctly was Ness, Yay! Here's your Internet cookie!
Apparently I still don't own House of Night, got into a huge argument with P.C.
Me- Give me the series!
P.C.- No!
Me- At least give me Erik!
P.C.- why would you want Erik?
Me- Target practice, duh!
Chapter 11
Twin: Ok, short chapter
Jack: You say that, but the chapter only ends up longer
Twin: Yeah, but I don't want to type more than 15 pages. I'm still recovering from the last chapter
Redstar: And you want it short so I have less of a chance to make you kiss Erik
Twin: Which is still not going to happen. Tadase was more than enough torture [Grrr]
Ness: Who is-
Twin: Shugo Chara prince dude, come on I put him in one of the chapters
Ness: And when did you-
Twin: Redstar's truth or dare story, she made me do it [Revenge!]
Ness: You keep interrupting me! Who am I, Damien?
Twin: No, I haven't done that in forever. Tragic really. But still on the Erik thing, NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
Stranger: Come on!
Jessica: You're going to do the dare I gave you
Twin: You said you were fine as long as you got to do your dares
Damien: She gave herself dares?
Twin: Yeah, you haven't seen them yet
Jessica: They're really good (Picturing them)
Twin: For you, I don't even get to kill anybody!
Redstar: She didn't have a die?
Twin: I don't think so; it's been a while since I've read it
Jessica: It might. Lets get started on it to find out
Twin: Nope, I haven't given a dare since chapter 1, maybe 2. So I'm going to give one, I have to many ideas. I'll pick the people to do/answer these things as we go
Truth- pink, manly or not?
Dare- goes into my mind
Dare- jump in shark tank
Dare- drink poison
Truth- Cross-dressing/$2 million thing [Its on my profile at the end of my fav sayings list]
Dare- Aoi [Hehehe]
Truth- I'm not going to tell yet but it's for Loren
Dare- Slap a penguin
Dare- Cross-dressing [is that how you spell it?]
Die- whoever gets hit with the chainsaw
Truth- Stark, did you enjoy wearing a dress? Hmm? (Weird fake goatee stroking thing)
Dare- Kairi and Damien locked in a closet [who knows what will happen in there!]
Dare- get slapped by a fish with a penguin
Zoey: We're doomed
Twin: Yup
Jack: Who's Aoi?
Twin: One of the few people more insane than me
Stark: Oh Goddess
Twin: Yeah
Johnny B.: And why is there cross-dressing?
Twin: More fun
Damien: You have a sick sense of fun
Twin: *Smiles*
Redstar: If you hit someone with a chainsaw, wont they die? How will we kill them if they're already dead?
Twin: Easy, we don't kill them completely
Aphrodite: Twisted minded
Twin: Life's fun that way
Lauren: Couldn't agree more
Twin: So for the first truth, finger chooses…Jack
Jack: Pink can be manly, Damien pulls it off nicely
Twin: Pink or a shirt?
Jack: Both!
Twin: Wow, you do not understand what I'm getting at
Kramisha: Way too innocent minded white gay boy
Twin: Be nice. I'm dedicating this chapter to Jack because of…well. I don't want to spoil it and make people sad [Because of what P.C. and Kristen did to Jack in Awakened]
Jack/Damien: (Crying!)
Twin: Awww! (Hugs Jack)
Redstar: So weird
Twin: He's my favorite character!
Lauren: He is?
Twin: Yeah weird right?
Ness: Very. He's positive and optimistic; you're…the opposite of him
Twin: He's like a puppy
Francesca: Can we do the dare?
Twin: Sure, Jack you choose
Jack: Um…
Twin: …it can't be me
Jack: …
Jessica: He's taking too long!
Lauren: Loren!
Twin: Yes!
Jessica: No!
Jack: Neferet?
Twin: …I can understand that
Neferet: What?
Loren: Yay!
Francesca: Did he just "yay"?
Ness: He did
Redstar: Weird
Jessica: He's so cute
Twin: And not real
Jessica: …
Francesca: We already went over this
Twin: Neferet! Get in my head!
Zoey: That sounds weird
Stark: And kinda wrong
Twin: Shut it
Stark: No
Twin: Do you always have to get the last word?
Stark: Yes
Twin: really?
Stark: Really
Twin: I'm not giving up
Stark: Neither am I
Twin: Look! A blue monkey!
Stark: Where?
Twin: Nowhere (Hits Stark in the head with a frying pan)
Stark: (Knocked out)
Twin: I win
Damien: …What?
Zoey: I wont even say it
Twin: Say what?
Zoey: *Sigh*
Twin: …Meany. Lets just get this over with
Neferet Goes Into Twin's Mind and Comes Out Dead 10 Seconds Later
Everyone: (Scared!)
Twin: Sweet!
Kalona: Thank you
Twin: No problem, I had fun
Stark: You have a deranged sense of fun
Twin: …Duh
Ness: Haven't you been paying any attention?
Stark: …!
Jessica: Making out with Zoey?
Redstar: No wonder they stopped talking so much
Twin: I was wondering about the jeans I found by Coffee the Corner
Jessica: …
Ness: …
Redstar: …
Francesca: …
Lauren: …
Write: …
Stranger: …What the hell?
Twin: Well said
Erik: (Mumbles) First Loren, now Stark, sheesh
Twin: What was that Erik?
Erik: Nothing! (Be afraid, Erik, be very afraid)
Twin: …Shall we move on then?
Erik: S-Sure
Twin: Since you can take letters from 'shark tank' and spell 'Stark', this one is for Stark!
Stark: What?
Write: You can spell 'Stark' with letters from 'shark tank'
Stark: …
Twin: It was the most logical way for daring people we've had
Damien: It was (Dies from LOL)
Stranger: He died?
Redstar: He died from Lack of Logic, even though we used logic
Twin: Which is no logic at all. We of all people used LOGIC
Ness: I didn't
Twin: …Thank you for making me look stupid
Ness: Anytime
Twin: …Stark, get in the shark tank
Francesca: Can we name the shark tank?
Twin: Yeah, I'm getting tired of writing 'shark tank'
RJ: What are you going to name it?
Twin: Hmm…Idea!
FluffyBeer: The shark tank! Not me!
Twin: Aw, sadness
Jessica: Hehe
Redstar: Fishy!
Twin: Swimmy!
Ness: Killy!
Stranger: Deadly!
Francesca: Deady!
Twin: …That's my undead teddy bear
Jessica: Why do you have an undead teddy bear?
Twin: Why do I change my brother's name to FluffyBeer?
Jessica: I don't know
Twin: Then I guess we both have our answers
Jessica: What?
Twin: Stark! To the sharks!
Stark Jumps In The Still Un-Named Shark Tank and Less Girlish Screams Later
Zoey: …Wow
Twin: Come on! Can no one on the show scream like an actual dude?
Jessica: Loren can-
Lauren: Not
Jessica: He-
Lauren: Screams like a little girl
Jessica: You scream like a girl
Lauren: I am a girl, what's his excuse?
Twin: Not your best comeback Jessica
Ness: Who's our next victim?
Francesca: I vote Aphrodite
Damien: Why?
Jack: I know she can be mean and all but no one should die by murder
Twin: I'm sorry that you know that, but why Aphrodite?
Francesca: `Cause last time we tried to poison her she survived
Recap!
Twin: yeah. Drink up Aphrodite
Aphrodite: if this fails you don't get to try again, ok. And I want to have some wine with this
Twin: whatever (starts playing with her thumbs)
Aphrodite: (drinks the poison/wine mixture) ok, we're done
Johnny B.: you're seriously alive?
Aphrodite: yes, duh
Twin: the antidote was alcohol
Damien: and you still let her have wine with it?
Twin: I didn't know
Johnny B.: but you know now?
Twin: yeah
Damien: how?
Twin: `cause she's still alive
End Recap!
Twin: Ah, memories, and failed murder attempts
Aphrodite: Ok, I need to poison we used last time and more wine
Francesca: Not gonna happen
Aphrodite: You don't want me to survive this time?
Twin: We didn't want you to survive last time. But its that we used it all. Awesome party game
Lauren: Until your brother died
Twin: No I enjoyed that part too
Ness: But then we only had Jessica to argue with
Party Memories
Jessica: Loren (For the 100th time)
Ness: Stark (For the 101st time)
Jessica: Loren!
Francesca: Stark!
Twin: What's going on?
Francesca: We're arguing over who s better for Zoey
Twin: The choices are Stark and Loren?
Ness: How did you know?
Twin: I'm Twin like that, and you were yelling. Stark wins hands down
Jessica: Loren!
Twins: Lets settle this (Gets RJ and two poisons)
Jessica: …?
Twin: This (points to a poison) is the 'Loren' poison; this (points to the other poison) is the 'Stark' poison. Whichever one doesn't kill RJ s the best match for Zoey
RJ: WHAT?
Twin: Oh relax you'll come back
Jessica: (Hands RJ the 'Loren' poison)
Lauren: (Hands RJ the 'Stark' poison)
RJ: (Dies from the 'Loren' poison)
Twin: Well there you go
Jessica: You rigged this!
Twin: Yes I did
End Party Memories
Francesca: Good times
RJ: Not for me!
Twin: Who cares about you?
RJ: Me!
Twin: Don't count
RJ: Mom!
Twin: …Dude don't pull the mom card!
Francesca: Kinda pathetic
Twin: He's Mommy's little girl
Stranger: lol!
Twin: It's true!
RJ: Buttmuncher!
Twin: Bunnysniffer!
RJ: Baka! [Yay! Japanese, how fun!]
Twin: Gicksnot!
Everyone: Gicksnot?
Twin: Yeah why not?
Damien: Because it's not a real word
Redstar: It's in the dictionary
Damien: Your fake dictionary!
Redstar: But still a dictionary
Aphrodite Drinks The Poison In The Middle Of The Argument And Dies
Damien: It's not a real dictionary, there for it doesn't count!
Twin/Redstar: Yes it does!
Damien: No it- hey where's Aphrodite?
Twin: *Looks to Coffee the Corner* Dead
Francesca: Why do people die in Coffee?
Twin: `Cause its really hot and they drown
Jessica: …I think she means the corner
Twin: …*Blink* Seriously?
Zoey: And on your own show too
Stark: Sad, just sad
Twin: …(Pushes Stark into acid)
Ness: Wow
Twin: Ok then. Erik, would you rather pay $2 million or dress like a girl the rest of your life?
Erik: Dress like a girl, I don't have that kind of money yet
Twin: …You just like cross-dressing don't you?
Ness: Who's Aoi?
Twin: Psychotic dude from Imadoki, and my manga hero
Jack: (Takes a look at the series and sees my favorite picture [Aoi licking a knife at a club during a knife fight]) Ah!
Twin: Hehehe
Redstar: Dude looks insane
Aoi: (Points a gun at Redstar) I prefer "Wacko"
Redstar: Eap!
Aoi: Relax. It's a toy!
Everyone: …?
Twin: There's a reason they call him Flippy
Aoi: And a computer hacker and a-
Twin: We do not need to hear that
Aoi: …(Gets out toy gun…again)
Twin: …(Gets out a taser) I win!
Damien: This is so odd
Twin: Yeah, but fun! (Shoots Erik with the taser!)
Redstar: So who's the victim?
Ness: I vote we just let Flippy here choose
Aoi: Yeah!
Erik: I'm going to be killed aren't I?
Aoi: No, not anymore. It's no fun when they expect it
Twin: So true. All guest and Jack into the safe house (Why do we even have a safe house?)
Jack: Why me?
Twin: Surprisingly I don't hate you. So Aoi, do your…Aoi-y thing
Aoi: Heh heh
With Everyone I Cant Or Choose Not To Kill In The Safe House, Aoi…Well, I Cant Tell You What He Did, Have To Keep A "T" Rating
Stranger: Daaaaang
Jack: Damien! (Damien comes back to life) Yay!
Francesca: I think we'll have to move location
Twin: What makes you say that?
Francesca: The place is trashed, blown up, and there is blood, dead bodies everywhere, and- wow Stark and Zoey are dead and still making out
Ness: Wow
Twin: Right. (Poof!)
In A New Location
Zoey: Where are we?
Twin: Oh not this again. Other place needs fixing and de-blooding so we moved to this secret location
Ant: Area 51?
Twin: Hahaha! No. Just a secret location
Stark: Why a secret location?
Twin: So Aoi can't trash this place
Stark: Understandable
Twin: So what next?
Erik: Question for Loren
Twin: Yay!
Loren: What's the question?
Twin: You screw with Zoey and Neferet so people don't know you're gay don't you?
Loren: What? No! I'm not-!
Twin: Straight? I know
Jessica: He is not gay!
Twin: Think what you want
Jessica: But he isn't!
Twin: …Who wants to slap the penguin?
Francesca: Why would anyone slap a penguin?
Redstar: Why not?
Twin: Exactly. Erik, slap the penguin
Erik: Why me?
Twin: It'll probably slap you back
Damien: No it wouldn't
Twin: Shush. My world, my logic
Damien: Yeah, but a penguin cannot slap a person
Twin: have you even slapped a penguin?
Damien: No...?
Twin: Then how would you know?
Erik: (Slaps a penguin)
Penguin: (Slaps Erik back, harder)
Twin: Haha! (Slaps Erik)
Erik: Ow! Why did you slap me?
Twin: How could you slap a cute little penguin?
Erik: You told me to!
Twin: I know, but still!
Ness: I can't believe that actually happened
RJ: The argument or Twin's penguin thing?
Ness: Neither, the penguin actually slapped him
Twin: Well he did slap it first
Francesca: Penguin had full right
Jessica: I'm just happy it didn't slap Loren
Penguin: (slaps Loren)
Jessica: What?
Twin: Ah, the things you can do with money (Hand the penguin $5)
Jessica: Why did you do that?
Twin: Well the penguin wasn't going to do it for free
RJ: Has anyone seen my wallet?
Twin: (Hands RJ his wallet) Here, you're $5 short
RJ: Grrr
Twin: Moving on. Where's Write?
Write: Right here
Twin: Oh thank God, I thought you fell in the acid since you hadn't talked for a while
Write: …ok?
Twin: …Sorry `bout that
Write: …so Who's going to be cross-dressing?
Zoey: Please don't be me
Twin: Relax, its only funny if it's a guy
Redstar: We mess with Erik and Loren too much so I say we leave them out
Twin: And Stark, he already wore a dress
Stark: Kilt! It was a kilt, wumman!
Twin: …(Snaps fingers)
Ninja Fish: Wah! (Kicks Stark in the face and leaves)
Damien: *Blinks* I wont even say it
Jack: Probably for the best sweetie
Jessica: we also put Kalona in a dress
Francesca: Jack would love it, and Damien wouldn't care
Write: Which leaves John Heffer, Dragon, Dallas, Johnny B., and Ant
Johnny B.: Sweet!
Ness: …You don't talk in forever then you say "Sweet!" about that?
Johnny B.: *Shrugs*
Stevie Rae: I will pay good money to see that jerk Dallas in a dress
Twin: Lets put them all in dresses!
Ant: Why?
Twin: Why not?
Ant: Its embarrassing and humiliating!
Twin: Which is why we're doing this
Ant, Johnny B., Dragon, Dallas, and John Heffer in Dresses
Twin: …I have to admit, Johnny B. makes it work
Zoey: But Ant looks so cute!
Ness: On the others it's just wrong
Redstar: Agreed
Johnny B.: Ha!
Stark: Dude, it's not something to be proud of when you look good in a dress and you're a dude
Johnny B.: Oh *blush!*
Kramisha: Looks like a girl and acts like one too
Johnny B.: Hey!
Twin: Well it's true
Ant: Can we just move on?
Twin: Aw, but you look so cute!
Johnny B.: Yeah, if you really were a girl I'd date you
Twin: …? (Disturbed!)
Ant: …! (Freaked out!)
Jack: …(Smiling)
Francesca: …Awkward!
Stranger: lol!
Twin: …o…k…well then, lets move on?
Ant: I'm with you on that
Lauren: Can I throw the chainsaw?
Twin: Sure (Blindfolds Lauren)
Lauren: Why am I blindfolded?
Twin: So you cant target someone
Lauren: Meaning?
Twin: You can't aim for Erik or Loren
Redstar: Why can't she do that?
Twin: She's blindfolded
Redstar: …I mean, why don't you want her to aim for Erik or Loren?
Twin: We kill them too much. I got a complaint about it [also got a complaint about taking so long with this chapter. It was a serious case of writers block!]
Jessica: Thank you for listening to me, finally
Twin: Not you, my friend Gnomey
Jessica: Still
Lauren: (Throws a chainsaw)
Neferet: Ah! (Got hit, apparently, by two chainsaws)
Twin: OK, who threw the second one?
J.T.: (Walks of whistling)
Ness: Who was that?
Francesca: He was kinda cute
Twin: That was J.T., my brother's friend
Redstar: He has a friend?
Twin: Yeah
Ness: …Weird
Twin: Yeah
Jessica: That's what she gets for killing my Loren! [Imagine if that was my character, then you'd b happier `cause I kill Loren all the time wouldn't you Jessica? Even if we do kinda get along when we talk]
Twin: ...Ok then. Stark, did you enjoy wearing a dress? (It's in Awakened)
Francesca: It was a kilt
Twin: Oh yeah, a kilt *Cough* Dress! *Cough*
Stark: It was surprisingly comfy
Zoey: And you looked really good in it
Twin: Gag! [As you can see I don't like couple-ly-ness, so obliviously I don't have a boyfriend]
Damien: Who is Kairi?
Twin: An annoyingly logical person from Shugo Chara!
Kairi: That is very rude
Twin: And very true
Damien: What are we going to do?
Twin: Get locked in a room and talk for an hour or so
Damien: That's it?
Twin: Pretty much
Kairi: Why me?
Twin: Why not?
Kairi: Because I don't belong here
Twin: Neither does J.T., Aoi, Tadase, Ikuto, RJ, or half the people here
Kari: Then why are we here?
Twin: *Sigh* I have so much to teach you
Kairi: I think there is more for you to learn than teach
Twin: ...I liked you better in Japanese [He was my anime/manga crush for a while. I'm a sucker for nerds and ninjas]
Damien and Kairi Get Locked In the Closet
Redstar: Why are you doing this?
Twin: I want to see if Damien can convert Kairi to being gay
Ness: Why?
Twin: Why not?
Stark: Standard answer
Twin: Yups
Stark: Yups?
Twin: Yes, you pronounced it perfectly
Ness: So what now?
Twin: I don't know, we've got time to kill
HON Cast: (Steps back)
Twin: What?
Francesca: You said kill
Twin: Not that kind of kill
Jessica: Why do we need to wait?
Twin: The next dare is for Kairi
Zoey: So…what are we going to do?
Twin: Go Fish?
Two Hours Later
Twin: Take tat suckas!
Johnny B.: She won?
Francesca: She did
Twin: She be me
Redstar: She be she
Twin: She who be she be me
Kairi: Ah!
Twin: Oh, you're here. What happened to Damien?
Kairi: He passed out
Twin: Huh, interesting
Fish: (Walks up to Kairi and slaps him with a penguin)
Kairi: …!
Twin: Guess we're done here
Jack: Fish can walk?
Stranger: Duh
Ta-da! You waited a month for that! And for the record, I spent hours typing and fixing this since I kept you waiting so long. Hopefully it wont take a month to update again, if it does then I have another really bad case of writers block, a ton of homework, and/or the flu (I'm not going to explain). Hope you guys are having a great new year so far and will have a great year.
Late and scared of what you guys may do to her for being so late,
half of twin
P.S. for M-A if you still are looking for that advice you asked for
First of all I have no relationship experience so…I'll do my best with the advice. I don't think that its weird, and I don't think you should either. And she probably isn't messing around with you; she likes you for you so that's why she decided to date you. You shouldn't feel insecure about the relationship you two have, there are plenty of people who are in a similar situation as you