All I want for Halloween is two pointy fangs,
My two pointy fangs,
See my two pointy fangs.

Damn, if I could only have my two pointy fangs,
Then I could wish you,
A "Haunted Halloween"

It seemed so long since a could say,
"Sister Susie sitting in a cemetery."
Oh, damn it to Hell,
If only I could have my two pointy fangs.

All I want for Halloween is my two pointy fangs,
My two pointy fangs,
See my two pointy fangs.

Damn, if I could only have my two fangs,
Then I could wish you,
A "Haunted Halloween"