I wish I owned

Sunlight fitered through the window. The sun casted it's gentle rays on the peacefully sleeping students. Well, they were peaceful, until now. A resounding crash reverbated through the school, waking even the deepest sleepers. A shriek easily identified as Arthur's was emitted, and rapid, heavy footsteps were heard.

Lovino shoved his face into the pillow. It's fucking Saturday morning! Fucking Bad Touch Trio!, he thought.

Alfred ran into Gilbert's and Matthew's room. Without acknowledging the two residents, he ran into their kitchen. There was a bunch of metallic clangs, and then complete silence.

Gilbert had a wide smirk on his face. He, Matthew, and the Bad Touch Trio had called a truce on Friday. That night, they agreed to pull a prank on Arthur. We'll leave that to your imagination (for now).

"Alfie?" Matthew called out, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

Alfred replied with a loud shushing.

"ALFRED! YOU BLOODY GIT!" Arthur called out. "If you don't come out I'll get my brothers!"

Something close to a whimper was emitted from the kitchen cupboard. Matthew decided to help his brother out.

"I heard him go that way." Matthew said, poking his head through the door and pointing down the hallway. There was something ... different about him.

"Thanks!" Arthur said, and then ran in the direction Matthew was pointing.

"It's safe" Matthew called to Alfred.

He (tried) to tiptoe out of the cupboard, but he forgot that it was above the ground. He tumbled out and fell, creating an inhumanly loud thump was heard.

Everyone was frozen for a moment. They say hell has no wrath like a woman scorned; Well hell obviously hasn't met the infamous Kirkland temper. "What happened?" Matthew asked. He didn't like the growing smirk on Gilbert's face.

"Someone shaved off Arthur's eyebrows. Whoever did it placed the razor in my hand while I was asleep. "

Gilbert couldn't hold in his laughter anymore. "KESESESESE~!" Gilbert laughed rolling on the floor. "I did it!" Gilbert said.

"Aha!" A voice said from the doorway. An eyebrowless Arthur was glaring at Gilbert. The sight was actually quite amusing.

"Sheiße!" Gilbert cursed. "Francis and Antonio helped me!" He said; If he went down, he was going to bring them down with them.

Arthur just icily smiled, and moved into the darkness.

"You just condemned yourself into a living hell." Alfred said. "I'm gonna go now."

"Whatever. I'm going to sleep." Gilbert said.

"OK, but be careful. I've heard of Arthur's bad side, and it isn't pretty."

Gilbert smirked. "Sure. His temper isn't that bad." Right after he said that, he clutched his head.

An incantation reverberated through his head.

Nake snake cobra cobubra

Pum-pum-pum-pumpkin

Francis and Antonio were also having the same problem. Those two incantations reapeatedly played in theirs heads. They were convinced to lay down, and they were lulled to sleep.

Lovino walked in, took one look at the sleeping Antonio, and walked out again.

Why is it always me?

Once again, sorry for the short chapter. I started school again. -_-

Kudos to you if you know where these incantations are from.

And yes, Medusa is one of my favorite characters :D

Hasta la pasta~!