The life of pokesexuals

Missingno (Female) and Artemis (Male)

This chapter is more dark than the others, but this was suggested by Trahzo. I don't intend to do as dark chapters as this in the future. Maybe some slightly twisted, but we'll have to wait and see.

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We see ourselves, in a destroyed grassfield, with scattered soldiers, Pokemon both dead and injured, a hideous blocky creature, and Kanto Champion Red!

"Alright you son of a bitch! Take this! GO ULTRA BALL!" Shouted Red as the black, yellow and white orb flew threw the sky as military soldiers watched in awe!

"Gjsokfbiebf283893ó)]7í38äóç=%==*= ":+" The creature that stood before Red was making ungodly as it was hit by the ball!

The sphere opened as the creature became red light and flew into it. The ball wiggled as soldiers watched in hope and fear.

Red stood bravely beside his Mega Mewtwo Y as the ball confirmed the capture was a success!

The soldiers cheered as Red picked up the ball and handed the creature over to a purple haired man in a lab coat and glasses!

"Thank you Champion Red...you really saved us."

"Anything for Kanto, now get rid of this monstrosity!"

"We'll work around the clock, figuring out how!"

"Good, see yah around Professor Artemis." Red said before flying off on his Mega Pidgeot!

"Men, to the lab!"

After returning to the secret military base, somewhere in Kanto, the creature known as Missingno. was thrown into an isolation chamber so it could be examined thoroughly.

"It's time to deal with this terror." Then Professor Artemis pushed a button! "Test one...burn it!"

Several holes opened before flames shot at the creature.

"What in the..."

Then it shot multiple Water Guns and Hydro Pumps!"

"Hmm...Test 1 is a failure, test 2 should try and prove more fruitful."

He pulled a switch. "Test 2, slice it with all forms of blades!"

Several rows of blades moved towards it. A sword, chainsaws, buzzsaws, plasma cutters, and even scissors! But each one shattered before touching the pokemon.

"Test 3...Squished like a bug type!" He then pressed the button, making the floor and ceiling collide! But he saw the pokemon spring back into shape.

The more tests that he attempted, the more frustrated and closer to madness he got, everything, stabbings, shocks that even overloaded the base's power box, freezings, throwing weapons, poisoning! Nothing worked to kill Missingno! Professor Artemis even tried to give it aids by injecting with every blood type!

Then one day...

He walked into the lab with a groan. Artemis' usually well combed hair was messy with split ends sticking out, his glasses were crooked, a beard mustache combo present and bloodshot eyes!

"How did Red catch you?"

"That's something I'm still trying to figure out as well!"

"What the Hell?"

"What? Never heard me talk before?"

"This is new, how long have you been able to do that?"

"I have the powers of every Pokemon here in Kanto, except that damn Mewtwo and that...accursed Mega Evolution...why?"

"Well, whatever the case, you've been captured and I must kill you so you won't cause anymore trouble!"

"Me? Trouble? How rude."

"Look at these pictures!" Then Artemis presented her pictures from his pocket of mass destruction! "You see this?! You caused 500 acres of the Safari Zone to be destroyed! A nature preserve! This one here! This is a Johto trainer you mutilated as soon as she got off the ! Oh and what about what you did to Pewter City?! You put their Gym Leader in a coma right after blowing up the entire Gym!"

"So?"

"You are no Pokemon, you're a mistake of nature that endangers the safety of both!"

She just stuck her tongue out at her.

"What? Do you even care?"

"Nah, but you know...I'm getting kinda lonely, why don't you come in?"

"No!"

"What? You sure you don't want this?" Said Missingno as it transformed into a feminine form.

"I'm sure, but what I am sure of, is that I'll find the thing that ends you!"

"Eh, go ahead, but you're only wasting your time." Missingno replied.

So the tests went on as usual and Artemis was driven even more mad with each passing second.

'Damn it damn it damn it!'

"Hey nerd...wanna take a break and come roll around on this cold floor with me?" Missingno. beckoned.

"SHUT UP!" That's when he walked into the isolation chamber and began hitting Missingno., which did nothing at all. "JUST DIE!"

"Die! Die! Die!"

"Would you knock that off?" Then Missingno. smacked him! "Sheesh, you do need to relax, luckily I can help!" Missingno. then took off Artemis' pants and boxers. "Let's get you hard little guy."

He was about to punch her, but found a long tongue wrapped around his dick. "Whuuu..."

"Lickitung, tongue, and why don't I add Nidoqueen tits?" Which she did.

He gasped as the long tongue slobbered over his cock while the tits were sandwiched around them. 'This isn't good, I gotta close the door before she..."

Then she used her psychic powers to close the door. "There, now we're both trapped!"

"Damn you!"

Missingno then sucked so more passionately!

Artemis groaned and felt his dick start twitching.

His sperm then shot into her, but then something caused Missingno. to reel back in pain!

"Aaargh! Why do I legit feel pain?! I've had the semen of Pokemon before, why are humans different?"

Artemis then stood up, smiling that he's now found Missingno's weakness. "So, human semen hurts, eh?"

"You may have found my weakness, but I can still fight back! Ice Beam!" Nothing. "Uh...Crunch!"

All she was doing was ticklishly nibbling on Artemis's shoulders.

"That tickles...infact, I bet you can't even do the move."

"Shut-up! HYPER BEAM!" Nothing.

"Interesting, so my semen can even take away all of your PP huh?"

"Uh..."

"You lose!"

Artemis then pounced on top of her! Straddling her folds with his shaft and holding her arms down with his. "Now, this is where you die, monster!"

Artemis then shut her up as he pressed his lips with hers. She moaned in from the sensation.

'This is so good, yet so bad!' Missingno. thought in fear and pleasure.

He made sure the tip lined up with her pussy before he started pushing inside.

"Please...don't kill me!" She screamed.

"If you don't wanna die, then why are your legs wrapped around me, wanting me to cum inside?"

She blushed and moaned as his cock was buried all the way inside as he started moving his hips.

Artemis then slapped her boobs, letting out a pleasured yet pained moan.

"This is for 7 years of trying to figure out how to kill you!" His hips moved faster while he started lightly biting on her neck.

"I...I can feel you dick twitching...heh...what a way to go, am I right?"

"That's right!"

Then, as Artemis shot his seed into Missingno.'s pussy! Her body began fading away, until there was nothing left but a light. He sat there as the light formed something. It formed into a pokemon egg.

"A bad egg...if you think I'll bring a new life into a brand new Missingno, I am not sorry!" Then he took the egg! "I REFUSE TO TAKE THE CHANCE!" Then in one good throw, he destroyed the bad egg. Then, as Artemis stepped all over the gooey mess, he called someone to get him out of the isolation chamber, telling them, mission complete while the credit rolled, signifying the end!