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Life was hell for the Hetalia Secondary School students. It all started when the BTT had to explain why they were now female.
"Our story starts during the 12th century..." Antonia started.
"Where our day started with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe..." Francisca continued.
"Our afternoons begin with a cup of hot tea with two lumps of sugar..." Gillian said.
"And in the evenings... we change into our pajamas!" they chorused.
Mr. Beilschmidt could already feel a headache coming on. "Please be serious, or I will send you to the dean's office!" he ordered.
They all sighed. "Fine, then." Gillian started. "We all just woke up, and we were female! The end. What a boring story, I know."
Mr. Beilschmidt nearly banged his head against the table. How was he supposed to believe that? But then, the trio got themselves into many kinds of trouble, so it was possible for them. He stood up and announced, "If anybody knows of how this happened or is the cause, speak up, and you will not get in trouble!"
Nobody spoke. Then a hand slowly rose up.
Mr. Beilschmidt acknowledged the hand. "Feliciano?" he asked. "You know something about this?"
"Ve~...I do! Eh.. Oh yeah! Gil, Francisca, and Toni shaved off Artie's eyebrows yesterday!" he said.
Arthur consciously brought a hand to his brow. He had been able to regrow them in a night since his family... let's just say their hair growth rate was incredible. He gulped. Feliciano was a nice guy, but sometimes, he just didn't know when to keep his mouth shut.
~Hetalia~
The Bad Touch Trio were excused from class, as Mr. Beilschmidt and Mr. Vargas were trying to find the culprit.
"D'ya think it was Arthur that turned us into females?" Gillian said.
"Well, it most likely was," Antonia said. "But we had this coming, amigas."
"Then..." Francisca said. "we shall make his life living hell!"
"I thought you would say something about messing up his life of "l'amour" or something..."
"Ah, but his only chance at a life of l'amour is Alfred, so it is already tres horrible."
"True..."
"Ohonhonhon~, but what about your love life, Gil?"
"...I don't know what you're talking about!"
Antonia had dozed off at this time, and started muttering something about tomatoes and Lovino.
Ignoring the Spaniard, Francisca said, "I see the small glances you steal when nobody's looking, Gil. I am the master of l'amour! You obviously love Matthieu!"
Gillian sighed. Francisca was correct, but Matthew would never love her. She was outgoing and loud, with red eyes, silver hair, and extremely pale skin. There was even a rumor going around that she was a vampire. It was crazy, really. she preferred demon! When she voiced these thoughts (leaving out the vampire-demon thing), Francisca laughed. And laughed. And laughed. She eventually passed out from the lack of air.
When she was revived, she finally explained why she was laughing so hard. "Gil, mon ami, you know absolutely nothing about l'amour!"
"..."
"Matthieu's also sneaking looks at you, did you know that? I also overheard him confess his love for you to Alfred!"
"You're lying."
Francisca started laughing again.
~Hetalia~
Matthew was acting very weird that day. He kept opening his mouth as if he had something to say, but then closed it and shook his head furiously, a blush spreading across his face. This only happened around Gillian though. She was too busy boinging around and proclaiming her awesomeness to notice though. Alfred though, noticed this, and went to talk to his twin.
"Yo, why haven't you asked him yet?" Alfred said from behind Matthew. Said Canadian jumped and whirled around. When he realized it was just Alfred, he blushed furiously for what was the gazillionth time that day.
"Well...I'm just not up to it." Matthew said, stabbing his pancake violently. Why the school served pancakes for lunch, Alfred would never know.
"Aw, come on brah! It's so obvious he likes you! Just ask! If I'm wrong, we can have a movie night together, and you can pick the movies!"
Matthew opened his mouth to reply, but Feliciano and Ludwig had arrived at that moment, interrupting them. Even though, Alfred knew from the determination that suddenly appeared in his twin's violet orbs that he accepted the challenge.
"Ve~! Ciao guys!" Feliciano greeted before diving into his gargantuan pile of pasta.
Alfred really had to talk with the principal. They served pancakes, raw, whole tomatoes, and way to much pasta, but no Big Macs? Outrageous, I know!
He nudged Matthew, who gave him a glare, and then stood up and marched over to Gillian. Alfred watched as Matthew explained his question to Gillian, a faint blush powdered across his cheeks. When Gillian answered in the affirmative, the widest grin appeared on Matthew's face. He ran over to Alfred.
"He said yes! He'll go to the movies with us! Now, you have to ask Arthur!" Matthew said, as loud as he could muster.
"Do I-" Alfred started to ask, but stopped when Arthur sat down.
"Ask me what?" Arthur asked.
Alfred blushed, if possible, even more furious than Matthew did earlier. "Ah...well.. Iwaswonderingifyou'dliketogotothemovieswithus!" Alfred rushed out.
Arthur blinked. "I beg your pardon?"
"Would you like to, um, go to the movies with me and Matthew?"
"Matthew and I, Alfred. And I guess so, if I finish homework in time."
Alfred reached across the table and engulfed Arthur in a bone crushing hug. "Ack...I'm...choking..." Arthur managed to breathe out.
"Oops!" Alfred said, rubbing the back of his neck. He forgot his own strength sometimes. Gillian greeted the boys at the table. They all blushed at the boing that Gillian's chest emitted.
"My back is killing me!" Gillian complained. "Now I know how Yekaterina feels! These boobs are killer!" They boys blushed even harder. Even so, four boys at the table couldn't wait for the following Sunday.
Ciao~! 8D
Just wondering, would you like long chapters like these, which take a week or so, or my usual short chapters?
WHO SAW THE SUPER BOWL? I don't like football, cuz the commercials are the best part, Except that GoDaddy one. That was disturbing.
Also, who caught the Soul Eater reference? Or the Harry Potter reference in the latest episode of The Beautiful World? Review s'il vous plaît~!
Hasta la pasta~!