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Alfred pulled Matthew into his dorm, and then checked all of the rooms, before sitting down next to him.

"What did you bring me in here for?" Matthew asked, slightly exasperated.

"Well...I sort of need some...sibling cuddles..." Alfred said, bringing his knees up to his chest.

"Love problems? Which girl?" Matthew asked, grinning.

"That's the problem...it's a he..."

"I don't have a problem with you being gay!"

Alfred smiled. "Of course you wouldn't Mattie. The problem is, I don't think he's gay..."

Matthew got up and went to the kitchen. He came back with a container of ice cream, and handed it to Alfred. They started to cuddle together, and Alfred began to tell him about how he was in love with Arthur, and how it would never work out because Arthur hated him. Matthew quietly listened as Alfred explained his current situation.

"I think Arthur's gay. I mean, I highly doubt straight guys enjoy embroidery, so you may have a better chance than you think..."

"Thanks Mattie! Now that you helped me, I'll help you!" Upon seeing his twin's confused face, he added, "You and Gilbert, of course!"

Matthew blushed a tomato red. "I-I don't–"

Alfred laughed loudly. "Mattie, I've known you all your life. I've known that you were gay long before you even thought about it! Of course you love Gilbert!"

Matthew blushed again and buried his face into his stuffed bear, Kumajiro. Alfred smirked, but then he heard something outside. He got off the bed, tiptoed to the door, shushing Matthew when he opened his mouth. He flung the door wide open, looking around. He didn't see anything, so he came back in.

"What was that about?" Matthew asked.

"I thought I heard someone outside." Alfred muttered, after he sat back down on the bed. "Of course I was going to check it out!" Matthew rolled his eyes, knowing what was going to come next. "Heroes always keep their brother's secrets!" Alfred exclaimed.

~Hetalia~

Arthur pulled Francis into the Frenchman's dorm quickly. He was planning to use his dorm, but it seemed Alfred and his twin brother-Mark, was it?-occupied the room.

"Mon lapin, what did you bring me in here for? I was about to ask that lovely woman out on a date!"

"She probably would've rejected you!" Arthur explained. "If you're the so-called "Master of Love~", then give me some advice!"

Francis smirked, knowing exactly who he was talking about. "Mon petit lapin, is this about Alfred~?"

Arthur blushed deeply. "N-no! Why would I like a wanker like him!"

"Don't deny it! The whole school knows you have it bad for the American."

Still blushing, Arthur looked away. "Yeah, so? Just because I fancy a certain person doesn't mean that certain person fancies me!"

Francis sat next to Arthur, who was hugging his knees. "Come with me, mon amis."

"Do I have a choice?"

"Nope!" Francis said cheerfully, pulling the British man out of his dorm.

Francis and Arthur sat still outside of Alfred's dorm, listening in to the conversation.

"I love everything about him! His hair, his expressions, and especially his accent!" Alfred gushed to his brother, unaware that three people were listening in. Arthur blushed as he listened to Alfred go on and on about what the American loved about him.

Eventually Alfred turned on Matthew about Gilbert, and Francis signaled that they should go. Arthur got up, but he slipped on something and fell to the floor. Alfred fell silent, and Arthur knew that someone was outside.

He whispered, "Invisibilia" and got up and ran after the Frenchman, who fled the scene after Arthur fell. He heard Alfred open the door, and then close it after not seeing anyone.

Arthur stopped in front of Francis's dorm, panting. He removed the invisibility spell he cast upon himself, and walked into the door.

"YOU BLOODY WANKER!" Arthur exclaimed upon seeing . "What if he saw me?! How would I explain that?!"

"You got out fine, non? Nothing to worry about!"

"Hmph."

"Now, let's see if we can get Alfred to make a move..."

From the shadows, a pair of violet eyes glinted. From what he just heard, his plans were not going as planned. He would have to intervene. He smirked as Feliciano walked past, frightened by his stare. He watched as Feliciano knocked on the door. Alfred opened the door.

"Hey Feliciano! How're ya doing?" Alfred asked.

Feliciano quickly turned around, but Ivan was gone.

"Bro, are you okay?" Alfred asked, arching one eyebrow in confusion.

Feliciano turned around, facing Alfred, shivering. "Can I come in?" He wasn't his usual happy self.

Alfred popped open a soda can, while lying on the bed, and Matthew sat on Arthur's bed.

"What's up?" Alfred asked.

"Something happened with me and Ludwig..."

Hello people, I'm not dead! I've obviously gone on an unannounced hiatus. My grades were slipping, so my parents took away my computer, and I couldn't use it until now...

Since it's summer, I can update a lot more and quicker than before!

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Also, how would you feel about a Hetalia and Puella Magi Madoka Magica crossover?