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WHAT AN ASSHOLE-CHAPTER 17

ELI'S PERSPECTIVE

I can't take the constant hovering.

Ever since I got home from the doctor's, I had my mom's dick forty feet up my ass and my dad constantly walking in and out of my room asking me if I was okay. Since when did they care about me being hurt? Since when did they care...about me?

I've had Clare and Adam calling me every thirty seconds, sending texts, IM's and Clare even activated her Facebook again just to write on my wall to ask if I was okay and if I was mad at her.

Mad, the word itself made me laugh.

When I left Clare at the hospital, I was just...worked up. I had some doctor that I don't even know feel me up, and I mean literally feel me the fuck up. I think when I fainted, I was out for about an hour, and I could swear I felt him touching me in my sleep. Which, he was, to fix me, but that's beside the point.

Clare had even come by, and she didn't say a word, just handed me the prescription for my pills and I shut the door before we could start to talk again.

I know I had told Clare that she was my "girlfriend," but it's just, I needed breathing room. I know right, one day and I can't even handle a relationship. All she was trying to do was to comfort me, but, I couldn't take the feeling of being...wanted and cared for.

It's new to me, and it was just too much to handle at once.

I liked when Clare and I would bicker with each other, and I would annoy her until her eyes would roll so far in the back of her head they'd almost fall out of her eye sockets. It turned me on when she was mad or upset. I know it's wrong to make someone mad and frustrated to turn yourself on, but, eh I'm a guy that's what I do.

It just seems like Clare has brought too much of the soft side out of me, and I was never really fond of that side.

But now, I need to find an escape route. A fantasy place where I can go where my phone isn't constantly ringing, where my nuts aren't twisted in a ninny, where my parents aren't nagging me about how I feel, and a place where Jake isn't posting shit on Facebook about me.

Ha, the only place I know that doesn't have all those things is prison or hell.

Hell did sound like a pretty good place right about now.

I sighed as my mom walked in once again and sat near me, placing her hand over my forehead and asked, "How are you feeling baby boy?"

"Fine," I lied knowing I had the most uncomfortable tearing feeling in my dick.

She took out the pills and said, "Here, one each day for a month."

I threw my head back, gripping the glass of water in my mom's hand and quickly swigging the pill down my throat.

"Not so bad now is it?" Cece asked.

I shook my head, "No, but having my nuts rubbed by a guy isn't exactly my forte."

Cece giggled and then said, "Elijah please just rest. I already called your school, you can stay home tomorrow."

The thought sounded good at that moment, but then again, leaving Clare alone in school with Jake around wasn't going to happen. If I'm gone from that school for one day, I'll come back in the next and have no friends, no girlfriend, no Clare, no...nothing.

I couldn't risk it.

"I want to go," I told her and she said, "Eli, you shouldn't be on your feet."

I removed the blanket and stood slowly, trying my best to keep a convincing painless expression on my face.

"See, I'm fine, please mom, I have to go, I have to make things right with Clare," I told her and she smiled, "Alright Elijah but please, no more fights. For the sake of your health."

I nodded and agreed with her in some sort. I didn't really want to fight anymore because if this ever happened to me again, I'd just chop my dick off because I would never want to go through this again.

EVER.

I sat down, placing my hands on the bed slowly and glanced at my vibrating phone.

"You going to answer that?" Cece asked me as she got up and stopped by the door.

I shrugged my shoulder and said, "I'll talk to her tomorrow."

My mom smiled, and said, "Good Night Eli."

She slowly closed the door, and once I heard her feet walk away, far enough that I couldn't hear it anymore, I smirked.

I wasn't tired yet, so I took it upon myself to tire myself out. I got up slowly, grabbing my laptop, and plopping down on my bed. I took the ice bag on the table that was placed at the side of my bed, and placed it on my nuts and I sighed.

"Let's see what's going on in the internet world of Facebook," I mumbled smiling and feeling as if I was going quite insane.

Maybe, just maybe, it was those pills.

Ha-ha oh pills.

Pills is a funny word, "Pills, Pills, Pills," I mumbled and started hysterically laughing.

I immediately stopped knowing I really sounded like I belonged in a nut house. It was one of those moments when you're sitting in your bed, alone, and you just want to sound like a complete weirdo and laugh at yourself.

It's nice to laugh at yourself sometimes, it heals the soul.

My eyes browsed the news feed and I glanced at Jake's profile.

"Hm," I whispered as I pressed on his picture and his profile popped up on my computer screen.

"Oh god! Oh god that's fucking horrible! It burns! Please stop it! Stop it!" I screamed covering his picture and I sighed, "Oh wait, it's just his face."

I laughed at myself once again, always seizing to surprise myself with amusement.

When I calmed down, and my heart stopped racing, I glared intently at his profile picture and noticed, he wasn't alone in it. It was a picture of Clare and him, at school.

"Where did he take this? Who took this?" I wondered out loud to myself.

Clare's eyes were bright blue, and his arms were wrapped around her, as he had his lips pressed to her neck.

Why does he have this up?

They aren't together.

I glanced at the comments and my lip twitched in aggravation,

Ali: Aw, you two look so cute together 3

Jake: Thanks, I know :D

Jenna: Aw, Clarebear is growing up! ;)

Jake: ha-ha chu noe chu noe, moving on to BIGGER and BETTER guys ;)

Reese: Everyone's gettin it in but me...

Fitz: Don't feel that bad, neither am I, but eh Clare's actually a good person...if you talk to the upper half of her, not her boobs, her face I mean her face!

Jake: I know, she's amazing, and she's all mine 3

I gulped nervously, looking at the date and noticed it was posted three days ago. But, he hasn't taken it down.

My fingers wouldn't let me stop scrolling, so I continued to scroll, and growled looking at the video of me being fucking kicked in the dick.

"429 Likes," I mumbled to myself as I quickly slammed my laptop down, not wanting to read the 1,000 comments below it.

Fucking Jake, you know what, this kid right now, is on my last nerve. I beat him up, and he still won't stop with the Facebook shit. I rolled my eyes, as I tossed my laptop on the floor next to my bed and growled while looking up at the ceiling.

I grabbed my phone, flipped it open, and texted Clare one statement and I knew this would probably drive her insane until I saw her tomorrow.

Good Night, hope you sleep okay. -Eli

I turned my phone off, tossing it onto the floor and yawned closing my eyes and pulling my blankets over my head in the process.

Soon enough, I fell asleep...

CLARE'S PERSPECTIVE

I growled throwing my hand over my alarm as it buzzed loudly echoing through my room.

"Shut up," I whined getting up and throwing it at the wall finally making the annoying noise stop.

Once I brushed my teeth, got dressed, and did my hair, well attempted to do it, I gripped my bag off the floor and walked slowly down the steps.

"Honey, are you not going to eat?" My mom asked me and I shook my head, "Got to get to school early. I have to meet Adam."

My mom nodded and smiled, "Have a good day sweet heart."

Yeah, "good days," aren't really in my vocabulary anymore. Whenever I went to school I would have another secret, another rumor, another trouble hanging over my head. I haven't been to school one day without going through severe emotional trauma.

I took it upon myself that today would be different.

I wasn't going to walk into this school and let everyone push me around and ask me if I was really going out with Eli like several nosy people asked me on my Facebook wall. Yes, I know, mistake number two of yesterday, I reactivated my Facebook account. But, that was just to write to Eli.

All I got from Eli was a text saying he hopes I sleep well, fuck, yeah right! The most I slept last night was one hour, a complete sixty minutes, barely...

FITZ'S PERSPECTIVE

"This kid thinks he's hot shit, getting all the girls, I mean come on it's ridiculous. He's like a trend on twitter, he's like a fucking virus in a computer," I mumbled to Owen.

We watched as Jake hugged and kissed the cheeks of several hot cheerleaders that walked on by.

"I don't see it," Owen whispered.

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Maybe it's the smile."

"I can smile," Owen said smiling creepily at a girl who walked by and she just rolled her eyes.

"Dude, don't smile," I mumbled slapping him on the shoulder.

My eyes analyzed every girl that walked through the Degrassi doors, and my eyes shot open when I saw Clare.

"Remember when we used to hate her?" I asked Owen and he "hm'd," under his breath.

I sighed and smiled, "I kind of feel bad for doing all that shit to her."

"Well, I mean, after all I hate this fucking Jake kid more than I hate my step brother. And, trust me, that guy is the biggest dick you will ever meet," I told Owen as he stared at Jenna, who walked by. He whistled at her and she rolled her eyes at him.

"Dude, when are you going to stop trying? Just, give up," I told him while patting his left shoulder and walking away...

CLARE'S PERSPECTIVE

The second I walk into school, I notice Jake, and he has his arms around...Ali.

"Ali?" I asked as they both turn around and Jake smiles at me, "Clareeee, where's your other half?" He looked behind me, I'm assuming to look for Eli.

My lip curled in anger and I asked, "Seriously Ali? Are you kidding me?"

I pointed to Jake, noticing that my best (girl) friend was going out with...Jake. The guy that ruined my physical life, aside from Eli. But, that was a totally different story.

She remained silent and Jake said, "Well, not all of us are attention whores. Ali actually likes me for who I am and I like her..."

I laughed, throwing my head back, and asked, "You? You are a self-centered jerk who makes girls feel wanted and then once you get them alone you feel them up on the first date! All you care about is your physical needs! Ali, you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Take it from experience."

"And you aren't? Look who you're involved with? Eli, seriously? That kid had you crying for days, nights, weeks! Don't you remember when Adam and I helped you clean the big gaping scratch on your back that Eli made? Don't you remember the times when all you did was walk around like a zombie?" She asked me, using Eli to fight back at me.

"Leave Eli out of this Ali, you know what, forget it," I laughed lightly under my breath and said, "You are making a BIG mistake. And, when he does what he only intends to do with you, don't come crying back to me because I warned you."

Ali sighed, parting her lips and said, "Clare."

She reached for my hand and Jake glared at me, "Don't," I hissed while ripping my hand away from her.

"Good luck with him," I mumbled to Ali while glancing momentarily at Jake.

Ali laughed, making me turn my head and she said, "Yeah because Eli is so easy to deal with. Look at that kid; he looks like a walking tornado."

I turned my body, glancing at Eli walk through the doors, holding his dream catcher in his right hand and limping. Eli's figure had out shined through all the plain figures surrounding him as he walked in. Eli's hair was tasseled slightly, his bag was hanging off his left shoulder, papers falling out slowly, and his shoe laces untied.

"I guess the tornado's with me," I whispered while slowly walking towards Eli.

Jake laughed at Eli as he limped quicker trying to get to me before I got to him.

"Clare, listen, I'm really sorry about yesterday it was just I-," I cut him off pressing my lips to his, as Eli didn't complain and pressed his right arm on the small part of my back and bringing me closer to him. Everyone around us gasped at the sight.

Eli's smirk turned into a grin as I formed my smiling lips around his.

I tugged on his bottom lip gently and pulled away.

"What was that for?" Eli asked me, his face turning a pink shade while he gripped his dream catcher tightly.

I smiled and said, "For being your jerk off, asshole complaining, nervous self."

He smirked and Jake asked, "How are ya nut's feelin'?"

Everyone surrounding us, mainly seniors, laughed at Eli and I watched his head fall and I spun around, "Why would you care Jake? Do you want to share something with the rest of us?"

I crossed my arms over my chest and Eli placed his hand on my shoulder, "Clare come on, it's really not worth listening to a five year old talk."

"No Eli, it's not right," I mumbled.

Jake grinned and remarked, "Yeah Eli, you got to put a leash on that thing, tame it while it's still in the cage."

I glared at him as people giggled until I made eye contact with everyone.

"Ali, seriously? You're going to let him talk to your best friend like that?" I asked her, a tear threatening to fall from my eyelids.

Eli sighed and said, "Come on Clare, let's go."

I shook my head, "No Eli! No, this has to be settled now."

"Nothing is going to be settled now because all four of you have detention!" The Principle screamed over the loud speaker and I sighed in aggravation.

The four of us, stuck in a room, for an hour, alone, this should be fucking interesting...

I sighed and Adam asked, "Something wrong with you two?"

Eli laughed and said, "My balls still hurt and I have to sit in a room with her, Ali, and Jake."

"Oh I'm the problem?" I asked smirking and chills going up my spine.

I love how Eli's calling me a problem when he recently invited me to come over his house tonight to do..."homework."

He wrapped his arm around me and said, "You're like…trigonometry, a subject that's hard to figure out and something that you'll probably NEVER figure out...even if your life depended on it."

I giggled and Adam growled, "Ugh, you guys are sickening. What is it, your second day of dating? Well, it doesn't really count because you guys should have been dating since the first day you met each other and said, 'I fucking hate you. 'Aw, isn't that a story for the kids?"

The jokes Adam and Eli exchanged during lunch was enough to distract me from thinking about Jake and Ali.

"One more period, then detention, fuuuuuun," Eli said attempting to walk straight as we approached English.

I walked into the classroom, and Fitz smiled asking, "Are you two dating?"

Eli glanced at me and I shrugged my shoulders placing my bag on the floor, "I don't know Fitz, you tell me. What's on Facebook that Jake posted now?"

Fitz handed me his phone, and on it, Eli's Facebook wall popped up. His status made my eyes bulge as I read it,

"Eli: Wow, what a dumb ass! Whore doesn't even know I'm using her. She keeps talking even though all I want is for her to get down on her knees and do her job. She's coming over today, Maybe I'll get sumin' good out of it, FINALLY ;) "

I turned around to face Eli and he asked, "What?"

"Like you don't know, you've got to be fucking kidding me Eli," I huffed as I felt the tears coming.

Eli sat up in his chair and said, "Clare, I didn't do anything! What did he tell you? Fitz, what did you show her?"

Fitz shrugged his shoulders and handed him the phone, "It's what you wrote on Facebook dude, that's fucked up. Are you asking for the death penalty?"

I stared at the board, drowning out Eli's apologizes and excuses while I just tried to get through this fucking day. I love how in Degrassi I can never have one day, one day without drama, or hurtfulness, just pure happiness.

That seems like it's in reach but just, too far away.

The worst part about this day is that I have to spend the next hour with three people that I hate, as of right now...

END OF CHAPTER 17

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