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WHAT AN ASSHOLE-CHAPTER 18

CLARE'S PERSPECTIVE

I leaned my head on my desk, and growled knowing I had a long, torturous hour of listening to Eli and Jake bicker, as Ali just sat there, like a lump on a log.

Once Ms. Dawes left "to get coffee," Eli stood up and immediately starting harassing Jake.

"What the fuck is your problem? Hacking my Facebook, you little prick!" Eli screamed at Jake and I sighed just letting them scream because I honestly didn't care.

I couldn't believe that this was happening...again.

He lied to me when I actually trusted him. How could I be so stupid?

I can't believe it.

It's like you turn your head for one second and BAM there he goes again, doing the same shit.

I blinked quickly as I watched Eli limp quickly towards Jake, "Admit it," he hissed at Jake while gripping him by the collar and slamming him against the chalkboard.

Ali asked, "Clare, aren't you going to do something?"

"Eh, like Jake said, got to keep it tamed while it's still in the cage, too bad Eli's been out of the cage for a pretty long time," I told Jake smiling and then leaning my head back on the desk. I sighed listening to him bang Jake into the board and it made my body jolt each time he did it.

"Alright that's enough," I said, "Eli, stop it."

Eli hissed, "You're lucky I listen to her, unless you'd be dead."

"Oh really? Would I?" Jake smiled and lifted his knee and I knew exactly what was coming next.

I stood up quickly and screeched, "Don't!"

Jake stopped his knee in midair and I breathed out, while Jake had to make a comment, "What's wrong? Dick got your tongue?"

I giggled and said, "Oh Jake, maybe you should ask Ali that?"

Ali's mouth went agape and she glared at me, "What the fuck is your problem?"

"Dick too small to fit in her mouth?" Eli asked as I giggled loving the verbal battle we had between the two of them.

At this very second, Eli and I teaming up against Ali and Jake never felt so good, and nothing else mattered. Not the Facebook status, not Eli's pain, not the torture I'm going to endure by people tomorrow at school, nothing mattered.

Jake tossed his head back and said, "Dude, I must have chopped off half your dick when I kicked you. Your dick's so small, bacteria laughs at it."

Eli breathed out and said, "You want to play dick games," Eli glanced at me and I smiled and repeated obnoxiously, "He wants to play dick games!"

I nodded, crossing my arms over my chest and I smiled knowing dick jokes were Eli's favorite and his strongest topic, "Alright Jake, well, your dick is so small that when you have sex, a girl asks if it's in yet."

I couldn't help but burst out into laughter as Jake's face turned red and Ali said, "Get him back."

Eli smirked, loving a challenge.

"Alright Eli, you got less meat in your pants than a vegetarian restaurant," he said as I covered my mouth, trying not to laugh.

Jake raised an eyebrow, and Eli smirked, "Let's change it up a bit. My dick is so big; I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow."

I held back a laugh, and then I grinned as Jake sighed, "My dick is so big, every time I get hard, I cause a solar eclipse."

Eli nodded, looking at the ground, and back up at Jake, "Well Jake, my dick is so big you can't blow me without a ladder."

I had to sit down as I bursted into yet, another fit of laughter, and held my hand over my ribs because the look on Eli's face was the most determined face I've ever seen. Ali was motionless, as Jake thought of a comeback even though he was probably out of them...

After approximately sixty minutes of listening to Jake and Eli go back and forth about their dicks, I sighed in relief when Ms. Dawes came back in and announced we could leave.

All I wanted to do was get the fuck out of here, forget about Eli, wish Jake is dead by the time the sun rises tomorrow, and that Ali will grow a brain.

"Clare! Hey,wait up!" Eli screeched while he began to walk normally and chase after me, not giving up as I completely ignored his existence.

I waited at the bus stop, pulling out my iPod and Eli asked, "Okay, now that you've successfully caused my dick to snap in two, and ignore me, now you're not letting me drive you home?"

"Well, that generally happens when you talk about your so called girlfriend on Facebook and call her a whore," I mumbled as I saw the bus coming in the distance.

Eli sighed, gripping his bag and said, "Clare, come on, it wasn't me. I swear to god I would never say anything about you. I mean, I know I used to, but I'm done with that, I don't do it anymore, I would never do anything to hurt you like that. You know that."

I glanced into Eli's eyes and I shook my head, "How can I believe you Eli?"

"Just believe me Clare, trust me! I didn't do it!" He told me raising his voice, trying to get me to believe him.

I sighed as the bus stopped in front of me as people got on, and Eli grabbed onto my arm.

"Let go Eli," I hissed ripping my arm away from his grip.

I turned around and said, "I knew being with you was a stupid idea, who would have known that when I actually started to care, you'd just push me away...like this."

"Clare I swear-," I cut him off and got onto the bus, "Save it Eli. I don't want to hear it."

My iPod blasted loudly in my ears as the depressing music seeped through my mind and I sighed. I glanced out the window, and as the bus pulled away I watched as Eli started to knock over the garbage can near the traffic light.

"Say what you want. Or don't talk at all. I'm not gonna let you fall. Reach for my hand. 'Cause it's held it's held out for you. My shoulders are small but you can cry on them too," I mumbled the lyrics to the song "More than a Band" by Lemonade mouth as I tried to distract myself from life.

A steamed tear streamed down my face and I wondered why I was still thinking about Eli.

I jolted slightly when I saw Jake plop onto the seat right next to me. Out of all the fucking seats on this bus he had to sit right next to me.

"Hello?" I asked wiping the tear that had remained on my face.

He smiled, gently taking one of my earplugs out of my right ear and he listened to the lyrics closely.

"Lemonade mouth, good taste Edwards," he said smiling.

I asked, "Not to be rude, but, why the fuck are you on the bus and number two, why the fuck are you breathing my air?"

He tossed his head back, laughing and interlocking his hands together.

"Sorry about the little show you had to watch back there in detention, Eli and I just have...too many differences," he told me smiling and continued, "Sorry you and Eli didn't work out."

I sighed, smiling and biting my lip looking out the window, "No matter how many times Eli hurts me, he'll never hurt me as much as you did."

"He posted that shit about you on Facebook and you are still giving him another chance Clare? What's wrong with you? He doesn't deserve you and you don't deserve to be treated the way you are. You're a strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a guy like him to complete you," he told me smiling.

I laughed out pathetically and said, "Quoting the mother of Freaky Friday, nice one Jake. But um, this is my stop. Do me a favor and never talk to me again? Oh, you can tell Ali that I said don't return the favor." I moved past Jake as he glanced up at me, wanting me to say that I forgive him for everything and just forget that Ali and him were an item and kiss him.

"You know what Jake, fuck you," I mumbled and laughed getting off the bus.

When I turned I glared at Jake and waved him off, smiling.

As the bus moved I watched as Eli stood uneasily leaning against Morty and smirking at me. He had his hands tucked into his skinny jean pockets as he waited me to say something, to do something, to do anything.

But, I wasn't giving in.

I walked up to him, keeping my head down, and sighed pulling myself together to just walk away.

"So, you're just going to walk away? You're going to walk away from your problems?" He asked me throwing his hands up and the air and I turned to face him before I could even reach my doorstep.

I sighed and sniffled, "What do you want me to say Eli? Do you want me to say that I forgive you and everything you said on the fucking internet didn't mean a thing. You keep doing the same shit to me and it's come to a point where I don't know if I can handle it."

My right hand shook lightly and I gripped it with my left hand to make it stop.

"Clare, I didn't fucking do it! I swear to you I didn't post anything! Jake hacked my Facebook!" Eli screamed at me and I bit my lip as a steamy tear dripped down my cheek.

I screamed, "Why do you keep blaming him? Why can't you blame yourself for your own mistake for once?"

My chest rose and Eli smirked, "You know what Clare...believe what you want to fucking believe but whether you like it or not, I'm telling the truth."

I laughed pathetically and asked, "How am I supposed to know if you're telling the truth?"

Eli walked up to me, our chests touching, and he gripped my right hand in his and he said, "I'm not supposed to convince you I'm telling the truth, you're just supposed to believe me."

Before I could speak, Eli let go of my hand, my hand missing his warmth as he stormed off in his hearse and driving up the street up into the hills...

ELI'S PERSPECTIVE

I breathed out through my nose frustratingly and glared at the road pressing down causing my hearse to accelerate with power.

She couldn't believe me, it would eat away at her to make her believe me. She was so stubborn sometimes that I just didn't want to be around her. So, I did what any guy would have done and left her crying on her doorstep, feeling guilty as fuck.

Seeing her cry...is now one of my sick, twisted, guilty pleasures.

Was that bad? Am I that sick in my head to forcibly make her cry to pleasure myself?

I laughed to myself, gripping the wheel, and shook my head.

"I might be crazy, but she's fucking insane," I mumbled to myself as I stopped Morty causing it to come to a complete stop and my body jerked due to the speed I was going.

I got up, slamming my door in the process, and sighed standing at the edge of the cliff. This was always my getaway place, a place when I can run away from my problems, a place where I can scream and no one can hear me. A place where no one could hurt me and everything around me...believes me.

I pushed the pebbles at the bottom of my shoe off the cliff and watched as they fell off the edge. I leaned over, trying to hear them hit the water, but, I couldn't. I growled, my relaxed hands turning into tense fists.

My mind was racing with anger. I just wanted to...I just wanted to...I JUST WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE!

I moved over to towards my hearse and in the process gripped a heavy branch in both hands. My chest heaved, staring at the car, and moved to the back, swinging my arms back and slamming the branch through the window causing the glass to break.

My feet stomped to the side window as my hands moved the branch behind me and I swung once again, successfully smashing the side window.

"Now do you fucking believe me?" I shrieked my voice going to its highest tone.

I pounded my feet with every step to the front of my hearse, hearing the leaves crunch beneath my feet.

"Fucking bitch!" I screamed while moving my arms up behind my head and my chest heaved while letting my arms drop through the windshield. I screamed out her name, wishing that the feelings for this heart breaking bitch would leave me as soon as I was done destroying my car.

I stopped my motions, I laughed out loud pathetically looking down at my broken car. My hands shook, and I dropped the heavy branch that now lay on the glass filled floor. I gulped, stroking my right hand through my sweaty scalp and I glanced down at what I did.

What I did didn't help my emotions disappear; it just helped me destroy my car.

I stood up, moving to the edge of the cliff once again and letting the wind engulf my body. I held my hands out, letting the air clear my senses. I breathed in, loving the smell of...blood?

My eyes averted to the glass in my hand and I hissed starting to pick out the tiny pieces of glass out of my hand.

"You believe me right?" I asked the squirrel that was staring up at me and looked as if he was about to shit his squirrel pants.

Do squirrels even wear pants?

My train of thought was interrupted by a buzzing from the passenger seat to my car.

I quickly walked over, not bothering to open the door since the windshield was completely bashed and I gripped my phone, flipping it open.

Does destroying your piece of junk make you feel any better? Dipshit.

My nostrils flared, looking around nervously wondering who had witnessed me destroy my car. The words 'your piece of junk' ran through my brain and echoed teasingly. I had no idea what the hell this person had against me, let alone my fucking car. And, the number this message was sent from a number that I didn't recognize at all...

"Come out you little bitch!" I screamed listening to my voice echo through the woods.

No answer.

My heart skipped a beat and I instantly knew how to get Jake back for framing me...I'd frame him.

It's the only rational way to get back at him.

An eye for an eye, right?

END OF CHAPTER 18

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