Well you asked for it so here it is, a continuation of the Oneshot Left 4 Ed

Took longer than expected, but i'm glad that I finally got back to it, and all.

Chapter 2

" So its agreed no mall correct? " Eddy nodded his head in agreement, and Ed merely stared at Double-D blankly. " Uh I'll take that as a yes then, well my only alternative then would be that we journey to the Schneider train station. Hopefully from there we can perhaps ride to the west, and reach the safety perimeter established by the national guard. "

" Not a bad plan sock-head, besides the ungodly hordes of undead between here. So before we hit the road I gotta ask... does anyone have any weapons, or anything of use? " Eddy's question was quickly answered by Edd shaking his head no, and Ed emptying his coat pockets which were filled to the brim with useless debris, and gross oddities that apparently he collected for luck.

Out of the corner of his eye Eddward noticed a wooden table besides the door, that they must have ignored when they initially reached the rooftop. Beckoning his comrades to inspect the items laying on top with him, they identified two handguns, a crowbar, and two med-kits.

" Da da da na! You found a crowbar! " Double-D, and Eddy watched Ed with annoyed expressions, as he held the crowbar high into the air. " Swing the mighty melee weapon to turn the undead into the plain dead. " Growing tired of the as old as time video game reference Eddy stepped toward the table to divide up the remaining items.

" Alright I'll take one handgun, brain boy you take the other gun, and the two med-kits. " Double-D started to sweat nervously as he reached for the remaining pistol on the table, sensing an issue Eddy tried to put the obviously gun shy Eddward at ease. " Don't worry college boy I'm not expecting you to shoot anything with that, just didn't feel like holding two guns at one time. "

Edd's eyes narrowed at hearing Eddy's comment, taking more offense to it then intended. " For your information I can aim a projectile weapon fine enough, I just abhor violence on any level. After picking the gun up, and checking to make sure the safety was on Edd started wondering why he was the one holding the only medical supplies they had, and promptly asked.

" Well you look like a bleeder to me, and since killing brain eating cannibals is something your not fully ok with it just seems natural that you be the group medic. " Even though his words made sense Edd couldn't help but wonder if Eddy was naturally rude, or if it was just the stress of the situation.

Most likely the former.

Now that everyone was equipped it was time that they headed back inside, down the stairs, through a building infested with the undead, and reach street level. Ed was more than happy to lead the way, in fact as he descended back down the stairs they had just not so long ago just had to trudge up he started making a point system for killing zombies.

" Ok so a normal torso kill, any kill that requires more than three shots will be worth 1 point. Headshots are worth 3 points, if you vanquish a zombie with a body shot, and a headshot its called a double-tap and worth 2 points. Also if you catch one on fire and it..." At that moment Eddy started tuning the big lug's words out, Double-D having done that a few minutes after that just to be polite.

Finally they reached a downstairs door that they could open, and agreed that at the count of three they would burst in, and do what had to be done. " 1...2...*Uuuuaaaghhh!*"

The three eds all looked at each other accusingly, thinking one of the others had messed up the plan. " Whats the big deal people I could have sworn we agreed on three here." Double-D looked at Eddy irritation evident on his face.

" That's what I thought as well, but apparently one of you decided it would be humorous to play such a ill mannered prank in this dire situation. " Eddy, and Edd glared daggers at each other both assuming the other had been the culprit. That is until their slow witted comrade finally made a comment.

" Yea zombie that's not very funny, now we have to count to three all over again mister. " A few seconds later both Eddy, and Double-D came to the exact conclusion. Slowly they turned their heads from each other, and looked at Ed would was in the middle of chastising a zombie who had apparently sneaked up on the trio. Time seemed to slow down as both eds opened their respective mouths to usher a warning to their third.

" ED! ITS A ZOMBIE! " Eddy, and Double-D's warning seemed not to worry Ed as he merely rolled his eyes, and laughed. " Well duh, you didn't need to tell me that I'm not stupid guys. " There was a long pause as Ed just stood there with a matter of fact grin, the zombie just stood there opening, and closing its mouth in a mechanical motion its lack of aggression would have been interesting if not for the situation at hand. Then Eddy who's face was starting to turn red in anger, while he tried to comprehend the shear stupidity radiating from his fellow survivor finally lost it.

" SO KILL IT IDIOT! " Eddy's yell was louder than even his previous warning combined with Double-D's. Ed finally understanding the situation seemed to rejoin his comrades in reality, he took a look at the zombie, and promptly yelled. " ZOMBIE! " Fueled by fear, and instinct Ed hoisted the zombie over his shoulders, and threw it into the door which broke the door off its hinges the entire time screaming " DIE ZOMBIE! DIE! "

There was a long pause as they waited for the undead monster to rise back up. They soon realized that the zombie's neck had been snapped when it was thrown into the door, so the first zombie kill had gone to Ed.

" So any chance that no one else heard any of that? " Eddy's question was soon answered when the sounds of groaning, and approaching footsteps started growing louder. All three eds peered into the now open door way, and saw the fast approaching horde of undead coming at them from down the hallway. " Well that blows. "

Warning the next scene will involve the massacre of many innocent zombies, improper use of a crowbar, and frantic shouting. You have been warned.

" My name is Ed, and this is my ficial instructions! " Crowbar in hand Ed ran down the hall meeting the horde head on, hearing the sounds of bullets whizzing past him Ed rolled on the ground so Eddy, and Edd could shoot at the horde without fear of hitting their comrade. With steady aim Eddy gunned down the leading four zombies, while Edd managed to shoot the following two behind the previous four. With the undead army softened up slightly, Ed sprang from his current rolling position, and with inhuman grace brought his crowbar down into the skull of the first zombie to cross him, seeing another closing in on him Ed yanked his weapon out of the now dead cannibals head with a stomach churning *squish*, and smashed it against the approaching horror's temple.

While Ed continued to go ape shit on the group heading his way, he was unaware that in the hallway were many doors, some of them being between his current position, and were his fellow survivors stood trying to give him cover fire. Edd noticed that one of the previously stated doors, was being smashed through, and with a glance around realized that quite a few of the doors between him, Eddy, and Ed were being destroyed by the undead that were held within.

" Eddy! The doors behind Ed are being obliterated, I feel our comrade my soon be in over his head. "

Eddy seeing the doors Double-D had mentioned quickly sprang into action, with a spring to the nearest door, Eddy shot a few bullets into the door which was now missing a few pieces, and had sickly pale hands covered in blood reaching out. Not far behind Double-D ran to the next door, and fired a few shots into the door, hoping to kill, or at least discourage the voracious monsters within.

Hearing the shots being fired Ed took a quick glance behind him to see his fellows fending off the undead threatening to enter the hallway behind him. His action proved to be a near fatal one, with his attention focused on how well his friends were doing he was unaware of the zombie that crept up behind, and with surprising speed struck him in the hand that held his crowbar and disarmed him.

With no weapon to use Ed had to resort to hand to hand combat, with a quick right hook Ed knocked the closest zombie into the rest of the horde effectively slowing them down, he would have continued with the zombie beat down if he had not noticed that Eddy had just been yanked into the room he was firing at.

After firing a few shots Eddy did a quick check on his ammo dropping his focus from the door to his gun. " Seven left, ugh leave it for the military to leave behind guns, but with no extra ammo. " While Eddy griped to himself, a undead fist punched the door he was guarding to pieces, and seized his shirt collar then dragged him within. " Aw Cmon! This is complete bullshi... "

Edd in a panic after seeing Eddy being pulled into the darkness of the room fired a few ill aimed bullets into the darkness. " Hey! Watch the friendly fire sock-head! " Ed came running to help, and soon joined Double-D in listening intently to the sounds of struggle inside. " That's just sick, geez next time you get a head-shot Edd make sure the deadbeat's brains aren't going to drip onto my shirt. " The sound of several things being thrown about was heard, then a lamp shattering. " Yeah how do you like that buddy, how bout some of this then? " More loud struggling noises were heard, then suddenly the room was lit up in a bright flash as Eddy fired his pistol once.

" Hey guys there's a window in here, and it looks like someone made a rope out of sheets. I think we could use that as a pretty handy way to get down a level or two. " Eddy's form was suddenly made visible when he hit a light switch on the wall. Inside Edd, and Ed noticed the still forms of three zombies, one having a bullet right between its eyes courtesy of Edd, the other two most likely done in when trying to subdue Eddy.

Double-D started pointing out the high risk associated with such a brash plan, when Ed noticed the fast approaching zombie horde down the hallway. " I like Eddy's idea, lets go now! " With little effort Ed picked up his brainy associated, and ran to the window where the rope was already being climbed down by Eddy.

Before his companion could protest to his brash actions, Ed swiftly grabbed hold of the sheet rope, and began to quickly descend after Eddy. " This is not good, I absolutely abhor heights! " Edd's terrified complaints fell upon deaf ears, as Eddy, and Ed were focused on climbing down.

While doing his best to avoid looking down Eddward noticed something about the bedsheets they were using to climb down. Almost to small for the eye to see was a tear in the fabric, one that was steadily growing larger from the stress of having the three's combined weight on it. Edd's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates as his complex mind put two and two together, he looked down despite his fears, and his fears were justified. It was going to be a long fall, before a unsatisfactory landing on the cold. Hard, and oh so unforgiving ground.

" HIGH-TAIL IT GENTLEMEN THIS BED SHEETS ARE RIPPING! "

Edd's warning was loud enough, to almost make Eddy lose his grip on the shoddily made rope, and he started climbing down faster in a panic. That was until he noticed they had reached the end of the sheet rope, with still quite the distance between them, and the pavement. " ….Are you serious? "

End of chapter:

Oh my quite the cliffhanger we have here, and intensely literal as well.

Will our favorite Ed boys escape their newest plight, guess we'll just have to wait for the next update.

Yeah so finally done with that chapter. To many things to do in life these days.

Well hope you like it so please review awesome readers.

Oh of course happy Halloween.

Oh and on a sidenote if you haven't yet, you should totally read Actionphoenix260's Halloween fanfic

Your in for an Ed. Its good stuff I swear