The life of PokeSexuals

Silly (Whimsicott) and Xackery (Male)

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"Yaaay!" Cheered a happy...green colored man with black hair, a beanie, black shirt under black jacket, blue jeans and red hi-tops...seriously, why's he green?"

"Pssspspspspps."

His mom was an alien?!

"Psssppss."

Wow, so his mom was the queen of an alien race who had earth at their mercy, but his father romanced her into surrendering...and then months after the invasion, she returned and gave him their child...wow...uh, moving along with the story, Xackery was frolicking through the flowers with his Pokemon partner Silly the Whimsicott. Both of them dancing and laughing, all the while having a good time.

"Whiiiiim!"

"Haha!"

These 2 live in a village in the mountains who don't ever discriminate. Meaning they were free to dance and play as much as they wanted. And today is when these two would become more.

Xackery and Silly see Silly's best friend Morgan the Lilligant and her trainer Devilin run out of the church and into a carriage with the words 'just married' written on the back. Both clapped while Silly briefly imagined herself in a bride's outfit. It was bright and sunny, she was imagining herself getting married to a handsome prince...but then she quickly snapped into reality, remembering Xackery is a prince. That's when she looked at said male and rubbed her chin.

'I've always wanted a prince...any prince actually...and Xackery's any prince and a very kind prince...' she listed off with a blush. 'Hopefully I can get through to him despite the...language barrier.' she thought with a frown.

Later at home, Xackery and Silly cuddled on the couch as they watch a Shyamalan movie.

"Hahahahahahah!" They both unleashed strong joy out of the so bad it's funny movie: Lady in the Water. After some time they slowly calmed down.

"Aw-man, that sucked!" Spoke Xackery before getting up from the couch.

'Now's my chance...' she thought reaching up and grabbing his hand.

"Yes Silly?" he asked looking at her in curiosity.

Silly then stood up on the couch and began making lots of gestures.

"Are we playing charades?"

She nodded.

"Alright, proceed."

'Please go through...'

"Uh...Michael Bay and Shyamalan will be the worst thing in history!"

Silly shook no.

"The Ice Cream Blob was actually poop the whole time!"

Silly then started getting angry.

"Uh...um...jingle bells Trahzo smells Yugiofan163 laid an egg?"

She facepalmed. She began flailing around in anger!

"You wanna get married like your friend?"

She stopped before nodding in relief.

"Oh really? I suppose I can catch you a mate. I'll look up who you can breed with." he spoke while walking over to the computer.

"Whim!" She shouted!

"Huh?" He turned.

Silly pointed towards him.

"What? Do I have something on my face?"

Now she was literally hopping mad.

Xackery finally realized what she meant. "Ooooooooh, you wanna marry me." Blushed Xackery.

She nodded frantically.

"Well...this is the 1st time a girl confessed her love to me...every girl I asked out kindly declined." he replied with a blush. "Sure, I mean if your friend Lilligant married a human, why can't a Pokemon marry an alien?"

"Whims!"

"Okay...and since I'm an alien prince, let's have a wedding...IN SPACE!" he declared with a grin.

Silly glomped onto Xackery. 'That'll be an awesome wedding!'

He picked her up before running to the garage. He got his Holo-Caster and contacted his parents from Planet Lust.

"What is it son?" Greeted his dad.

"I've found myself a bride!"

"That's great Xackery, who is she?" Asked his mom.

"Silly."

"You're marrying your Pokemon partner?" Questioned his mom.

"Yes! Why, is that weird?"

"Not the weirdest thing you've ever done, I'll tell you that." Said his dad.

"Yeah, you did the weirdest things! You put a microwave inside a burrito."

"I wanted to see if the reverse tasted good."

"Then you drank rain water from the gutters."

"Cousin Chad forgot to pay the water bill."

"There was juice, soda and other drinks at his house that day."

"Oh, what about the weirdest thing you've ever done? Remember when Silly was still a Cottonee and he was in his senior year of highschool honey?" Asked his mom.

"Oooooh, thanks for bringing up 'that' moment."

"Don't revive that embarrassing memory!"

"You tried to confess your feelings to a girl by flailing around like a fish out of water while playing dubstep in the background, infront of everyone in school, dressed as Waluigi."

"Oh god why did you have to say it?!"

"Because it was hilarious, I mean look at the video I posted on Youtube." He then showed the view count continuously and rapidly increasing. "Over 500 Quadrillion views and counting."

Xackery groaned while covering his face.

'Don't be ashamed, you looked cute...in a weird way.' Thought Silly.

"Well when are you two getting married?"

"When we get in the ship, we were hoping you'd help us plan our space wedding."

"Sounds like fun."

"Exactly, see yah when we get to Planet Lust!"

"Bye son."

'Wait...Planet Lust?' thought Silly in surprise.

Planet Lust, it used to be known as Planet Wholesome. Here you'd see friendly faces everywhere, but one day, after Xackery's dad, fucked Xackery's mom, it turned into a planet where everyone got laid, I mean, as soon visitors from another planet touches down on the planet and exits thier ship, the moment they smell virgin, the visitors are instantly swarmed!

Then as they boarded the ship, Xackery realized...

"Oh shoot, I almost forgot, not even Pokemon are spared from Planet Lust's eradication of virginities...Silly, before we leave, we're gonna have to do it. We are getting married after all."

She blushed and nodded.

"Good, so wanna go to bed, or have a kinky time in the ship?" he asked while wiggling his eyebrows.

Silly pointed to the couch.

"The place where you proposed?"

She nodded.

"Sweet, I always wanted to try this, Netflix and Chill thing."

Xackery was now fully naked as they found something on Netflix to play in the background as they fuck. Silly couldn't believe the swimsuit body that was under her trainer's clothes.

He didn't hesitate before holding her cheeks and pressed their lips together.

'Wow, Xackery looks like the kind of sexy anime guy you'd see in Yaoi stories! I'm so lucky!' she thought while moaning into the kiss.

Xackery's alien penis got bigger and harder each time thier tongues rubbed against each other.

'Her mouth and lips feel so good.' He thought has his hands grasped Silly's fluff.

She gasped and let out a moan as he started licking across her neck. 'That's feels amazing!' She thought.

Xackery stuck a finger in her pussy while she was distracted by how good the licking felt on her neck.

'No, I need to lick him now.'

Xackery felt Silly struggling and let go. "You alright girl?"

"..."

"You feel like sucking me off?"

Silly nodded.

"Well alright, but my junk might be different compared to human males."

'What, the, fuck?!'

Sure Xackery had a standard pair of balls, but his penis! Barbs, mini tentacles, and it vibrates like a dildo!

"Too much?" She nodded. "Well too bad, this what you're getting when we get married." Then then mini tentacles grabbed Silly by the head and brought her to his dick.

'Well maybe I'll get use to this.'

The mini tentacles pulled her closer as Xackery's dick began vibrating in her mouth. She moaned and tried swirling her tongue around it. 'Is there an off to his vibrations? I'm worried he'll cum without me doing much work.'

Xachery groaned and started thrusting his genitalia deeper into her mouth.

'I can't tell if his dick is vibrating or twitching!'

"Silly! I'm gonna blow!"

'Go ahead!' she thought with a moan.

Xackery shot his alien spunk ride down her throat. It made her feel warmer as she eagerly swallowed it all.

'Tastes sweet, probably from the cake we had earlier.'

After cumming inside, the mini tentacles pushed her head off and then wrapped around her legs.

"Ready girl?"

Silly nodded before the tentacles swiftly pulled her in! "WHIS!"

"Wow, your insides are just as soft as the fluff on your back!" he groaned in amazement. He grabbed hold of Silly's ass as he rammed her!

She cried out from the vibration, thrusting, and wiggling inside her. 'Let me cum first! This is all unbearable!' She thought.

"I can't stop fucking your insides girl!"

'Oh Xackery! I can't believe how lucky I am!' she moaned in her mind while her pussy went numb.

"I'm gonna cum!" he grunted. "You want it inside?"

Silly nodded with her tongue out.

He slammed inside as a torrent of cum flooded inside her.

"WHIIIIIMSICOOOOTT!" she cried out in bliss.

As they finished, the show on Netflix finished.

"Wow..." Was all Xackery could say.

'So if we get married, sex will be like this for the rest of my life? Eh, I can accept that. Besides, I get to cuddle a male model prince.' Silly thought with a pant.

About 2 months after planning, their wedding took place above Mars since the most used aliens are either martians or moon men, I mean come-on, in Naruto Shippuden, the final boss, Kaguya Otsutsuki is basically a moon man, or in that case, moon woman.

And after the wedding, they went straight to planet lust. Where they consummated, again, again, and again!