Chapter 2
This is Diego and this is Me.
Me: "Hey people this is Diego!" *points to Diego* "Say hi Diego!"
Diego: "What's Up?"
Me: "And this is me!" *Points to self*
Diego: "Anna…"
Me: "Oh Come on! They should know me by last episode!"
Diego: "Who the hell watches Q&A's in order?!"
Me… "Fine, I'm Anna and I can shape shift. There are you happy negative Nancy?"
Diego *smiles*: "Yes Negative Nancy is indeed Happy."
Me: *Rolls eyes* "Whatever looks like we have a few questions!"
Diego: "Wait a minute." *holds up paw* "People actually asked questions!?"
Me: "Yeah."
Diego: *looks straight at camera* "People get a life."
Me: "DIEGO!?"
Diego: What?
Me: *sigh Never mind. First question from
For Diego: How you feel about Shira?
For Anna: Can you have Shira as a guest star?
Me: "Of course we'll have Shira as a guest star! What kind of friend would I be to Diego if I didn't?"
Diego: *whispers* Damn you.
Me: *whispers* Just answer the damn question.
Diego: *normal voice* She is pretty and sassy and interesting and I love her earrings and her voice…"
Me: "Diego?"
Diego: "What huh? Oh Yeah, she alright."
Me: "Right next question."
Diego: *Steals paper from me* Next question comes from Mad-Face Pro c.c
Me: No Kayla, in the movie, Diego and Shira maybe together but in real life, they aren't. Are you, Diego?
Kyle: Are you still at it again? -.-
Me: No... Why are you doing here anyway?
Kyle: I'm in vacation...and keeping an eye on you.
Me: Oh wow...
Diego: "…We're seeing each other. Not in a serious relationship"
Me: *Grabs paper from Diego* Next question from KaylaDestroyer
Awesome start! Ha! Who said he'd get paid…classic! Hmmm…what will my first question be?
Diego: since there are times spans between the movies that we don't see, con you relate any interesting experiences to us? And since the fourth movie left off with you and Shira officially together, do you two have any cubs yet? Also: can you tell us about your cubhood?
Anna: I'd just like to say THANK YOU for begin the first (that I know of) to post this kind of story in the Ice Age archives! Update chapter two soon! :D
Diego: "HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND SHIRA GOD DAMN IT!"
Me: *jumps and hides behind couch* Dude chill and answer the question!
Diego: "…FINE! Buck came and visit he never told us how though. During the time he visited I almost died. Rudy followed him and well...Buck is Buck and all hell broke out. Of course Peaches was born and I had to babysit a few times. She was a real handful. Nothing really interesting happened. And I will repeat me and Shira are not in a serious relationship but w are just seeing each other. And nothing interesting happened during my childhood beside me and Soto being best friends.
Me: "Welcome!"
Diego: "Why do you have all the easy questions?"
Me: "Shit if I know just hope it don't stop."
Diego: "Anymore?"
Me: "Yeah two."
Diego: "Let me read them."
Me: "Why?"
Diego: "Because I want to."
Me: "Try and hold the paper."
Diego: "I don't have thumbs, I can't."
Me: "You can't hold the paper then."
Diego: "Shit."
Me: "Next question from Naomias123."
Sorry for the late comment, if the comments go from my messages I tend to forget XD I vote for Manny! I haven't watched Ice Age in a while, Diego was always my favorite though, this was greatly amusing, and you captured him greatly.
Me: "Thanks!"
Diego: "Finally, someone that didn't ask me about Shira."
Me:*pats head* "One more question then we go eat."
Diego: "Just hurry."
Me: "Last question from SuperPetitPie
To Diego: Why are you hatin on super-ninja-cupcake, she seems really nice? I just want to say, I don't think human would taste very good. Also, do you ever feel like killing Sid? Or are you guys to buddy buddy to hate each other? One more question: Have you met Scar?
To super-ninja-cupcake: How do you put up with him? Also, how did you two meet? I like this Q&A! It's very funny!
Diego: "Well at least it's not about Shira. I wasn't going to really eat her just trying to scare her.
Me: "Didn't really work."
Diego: *glares at me* "Anyways I'm not buddy buddy with Sid but I tolerate him. He's a a good friend of mine. But sometimes I really do wanna kill him but I hold back. And no I don't know Scar is he nice?
Me: "Right…I just put on Sesame Street to put up with him. And honestly I still don't understand all I see is a light outside and when I open the door to see what it was I saw a passed out Diego.
Diego: "Is that all?"
Me: "Well Yeah but why you don't say bye to the viewers" *Diego is gone borfore I finish my sentence*
Diego: "Later!"
Me: "O-okay." *looks awkwardly at camera* "Bye guys out next guest is Manny ask him some questions!" *turns off camera*