Sorry if you felt this toke forever! I just kept putting it off and never got around to it!
Me: "Welcome back! This is Diego."
Diego: "Hey."
Me: "And I'm Anna."
Diego: "I was all prepared to tell you to that they don't know you and shit."
Me: "I know. That why I said my name."
Diego: "Well screw you."
Me: *confused* "Wha- Never mind. Question time. Oh yeah Manny is here!"
Manny: "Hello!"
Me: "Some of you may be asking how the hell I am hiding a 10 ton mammoth in my living room."
Diego: "I think no one is asking that question."
Me: "Will you shut the hell up."
Diego: "Just saying."
Manny: "We're in her backyard."
Me: "Yep."
Diego: "We're going to get caught."
Manny: "You are so negative."
Me: "I know right!"
Diego: "Don't talk about me like I'm not here!"
Me: "We're getting off topic. Question time."
Diego & Manny: "Yeah."
Diego: "Can I read this question?"
Me: "Thumbs?"
Diego: "Damn You."
Manny: "Can I read the question?"
*I hand Manny the paper.*
Me: "Sure."
Diego: *open mouth* " He doesn't even have ankles!"
Me: "I know. But he's not rude."
Diego: "….I hate you."
Me: "No you don't."
Diego: "Well at least let me PRETEND I hate you."
Me: "Have fun. Read away mammoth."
Manny: "First question comes from Angelotti
Hahaha most of the questions where about Diego and Shira. But that was rude Diego! We even said "Bye". For sure he went with Shira. Heres a question for Manny: How did it feel to form your own family again? Did not you feel hurt? For sure was hard to start again. That's All. Update Soon.
Diego: *blushes* I was not with Shira! Geez.
Me: *smirk* Right…"
Diego: "You were with me! We were watching 'Worlds Dumbest'!
Me: *ignores Diego* "Well Manny?"
Manny: "It felt real good to start a family again. I always thought that I would never have another chance at a family. It was kinda hard but then I realized I love Eli and I need to move on."
Me: "Awwwww."
Diego: *steals paper* "Yeah, touching. I read next question."
Me: "You have no heart."
Diego: "I do. I'll use it later."
Manny: "Just read."
Diego: "Next question from YearOfTheChick
LOL Super funny! Manny: You still allow Peaches to hang out with her friends?
Diego: No ….Scar is not a nice guy. He killed his brother , almost killed his nephew, and tried to rape his nephew's girlfriend. Does that sound like a nice guy?
Anna: Hello! Does Diego live with you, or his herd?
Me: "Diego lives with me."
Diego: "That sounds awful."
Manny: "That guy doesn't deserve to live."
Diego: "What do you think Anna?"
Me: "I acutely kinda..love Scar…He my favorite…I don't like Simba or Mufasa at all..period."
Manny & Diego: "What the Hell!?"
Me: "I do."
Manny: "But he…"
Me: *puts up hand* "Next question."
Diego: "But-"
Me: "Next. Question."
Diego: "Okay, Okay"
Me: *takes paper back.* "Next question comes from PrincessofTheFireflies"
For Diego: OMG, WHAT HAPPENING WITH YOU AND SHIRA? YOU ARE PERFECT TOGETHER! Will you two be having cubs anytime soon? When you do, what will you name them? And is Shira's fur soft?
Manny: "This looks like it's for you."
Me: "Better answer her Saber."
Diego: *wide eyes* "Okay calm yo tits!
Manny: "Did he just say…"
Me: "Shh. He did."
Diego: "Okay look me and Shira…how can I put this….we are not in a big lets have cubs relationship…just a lets go out a couple times relationship. Next no and after that I don't know and after that Yes.
Me: "Wow..."
Manny: "Anymore questions?"
Me: "Two."
Diego & Manny: "Can I read them?"
*Diego and Manny look at each other*
Diego & Manny: "No me! No Me! NO ME."
Me: "WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS HAS THUMBS?"
Diego & Manny: "…"
Me: "I thought so…now shut the hell up."
Diego: *mumbles* "Well…"
Manny: *mumbles* "Didn't have to be so mean."
Me: "Next question comes from
I have two questions for Manny: 1) Do you think Diego and Shira have a relationship? 2) How does it feel to be a parent?
Diego: "WHAT THE HELL! ASKING THE MAMMOTH ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP!?"
*I scoot back a few paces*
Me: "Answer the questions Manny."
Manny: "Personally I think they do."
Diego: *glares* "Mammoth."
Manny: *ignores Diego* "It feels real good to be a parent."
Me: "Last one is not really a question….."
Diego: "Good I can leave."
Me: "It's about you."
Diego *comes back and sits* "I can wait."
Me: "From FreakinAssasin
I have to say this is an awesome Q&A fanfic. So heres my question to Diego: Just admit it man, you gone head over heels for her! Please don't kill me?
Diego: "One that's not even a damn question! Two I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Neighbor: "Hey! IS THAT A SABER TOOTH TIGER AND A MAMMOTH?"
The three of us: "Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit."