Chapter 5: Family meeting.

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2 MONTHS LATER

Living with the Cullens is pretty amazing, I mean it can't get better. I play videogames with Emmett, which he always beats me at and then we end wrestling. Edward gives me loads of tips on how to play the piano, yes I play the piano! Jasper and I always talk about our favourite wars, mine is always going to be the 100 year war and he is more of a civil war guy really. Bella and I argue about shakespseare all the time, I don't care what she says King leer is better than Romeo and Juliet. Alice and I go shopping, even though we have very contrasting tastes. I like talking to Rosalie about random stuff, mainly because she has great advice and she always listens. Esme teaches me how to cook and architecture, which she insanely good at. Carlisle answers my weird questions about being a doctor, even though I'm sure it's annoying. The best part is always joking with Nessie, Seth and Jacob, oh and the wolf pack!

I still hate Paul and Leah, but I kinda warmed up to Jacob. He's sweet despite his hard shell and I found out he's nessie's mate which makes him ok with me. It's a weird werewolf thing called imprinting, like love at first sight. Seth is awesome and hilarious, he makes me smile by doing the simplest of the things and unlike Leah he's super kind. Like Winnie the Pooh kind. Nessie is an amazing friend and in a lot of ways reminds me of Rodrick, she's quiet yet random and the most down to earth person in the world. She's been through a lot in a short space of time and she handles it so well, if it was me I would have died from stress.

The fact Nessie's been through all this crap makes me hate the Volturi even more. The Cullens are genuine and true to what they believe, they don't want to be monster. The Volturi are no different from the monster who took my mortal life, they're just same as the people who crushed my life without a second glance. I don't want to ever hurt a human like those vampires did to me. Anyway back to those scumbags of that we have to call the Volturi, it's unfortunate I have to be mates with one of them. I seriously wish everyone would stop saying I won't meet him, it's just asking for them to come here. It's like in horror movies when they say there is no way the serial killer would ever target them. And what happens? They end up dead with their guts splattered on the floor. I just have a bad feeling, like the feeling I had on the day my parent's were killed.

"Hey Chloe Seth, Jared, Embry and I are watching letter's to juliet in the living room, wanna join?" Nessie asked, breaking my line of thought. I gave her a confused look, smiling slightly.

"The guys want to watch a chickflick?" I asked, causing her to giggle.

"The pack will be out for the whole on patrol, this is the only time they can watch." She explained, leading me into the living room. I relunctantly abandoned my Little Women book, letting her lead me to the sofa which the guys were sitting on. They were staring intently at the screen, giant bowls of popcorn for each of them. We plopped down on the couch, making them unpause the film instantly.

"I love Amanda Seyfried, she is amazing!" Embry said, stuffing a fistful of popcorn in his mouth. I giggled along with Nessie as the boys leaned forward as the movie started.

I'm not one for chickflicks, but I do love the really cheesy comedic one. White chicks is my abosolute favourite of every chickflick ever, Mean Girls being a close second. But seriously I'm more of an action or sci fy person, shocking! Not. Rodrick used to always complain about me not acting girly enough, saying I'll never o get a boyfriend if I don't change. My philosphy is if I have to change for someone, then they're not worth it. At all. I guess it would have never worked if I were human, I was obviously destined for a sadistic jerk who lives in a castle in Italy. Lucky me!

I sat through a grueling hour and a half of cheesy romance and Amanda Seyfried, watching the boys stuff their face with popcorn. Frankly that was more interesting than the movie. Nessie and Jared had started to cry at the end of the movie, while Seth and Embry continued to eat. I handed the weeping duo some tissues, declaring in my head that this was a total waste of time. Like seriously I could have read at least twelve more books...

"Well that was painfully boring." I muttered. Ness gave me a shocked looked, wiping her tear stained face.

"That was so beautiful! How can you not like that!" Sh question as if i was the crazy one. I shrugged nonchalantly, starting to gather the empty popcorn bowls.

"It' was just so cheesy, I mean come on of course he didn't find the letter. IT WAS IN A BRICK WALL." I pointed out. She huffed, whacking my arm in irritance. Jared continued to weep like a child, managing a feeble glare at me.

"Nessie is right! Romance hater!" He accused. I laughed quietly, going into the kitchen and leaving them to talk about the movie. I found Esme making, what smelled like, chicken soup. She smiled as I walked, taking the bowls from my hand.

"Watch the soup dear. So how did you enjoy the movie?" She asked. I groaned, stirring the soup smoothly.

"It was the most agonising thing ever! And I had to give my mother advice on what cheese to pick for a cheese and wine party she was hosting. Why would you ever make a movie like that. The plot is cliche, the scenery is cliche and even the music is cliche!" I ranted. She laughed sweetly, tending back to her soup.

"Well you never did strike me as a romance fan." She admitted. I chuckled, I like romance. Just when it's not in brick wall letter finding form.

I heard the front door slam hard against the door frame, vibrating the edges. Usually that would be Carlisle, but he never get's angry at things from work. Esme and I gave each other weird looks as we heard Carlisle's voice start to mutter at hyperspeed, probably not the time to ask if I can time him. What don't give that look, you'd want to do it too.

"Esme, why is Carlisle having an anxiety attack?" I asked cautiously. She sighed, rolling her eyes.

"I've been with Carlisle for over 200 years, yet he still confounds me on the basis of his little panic sessions..." She muttered, angrily throwing down a dishcloth and going to see what's the problem. I stayed in the kitchen, hoping I wouldn't need to get involved. I heard their two voices converse and I could tell I wasn't the only one. Jasper's book pages had stopped turning, Alice had stopped organising her clothes, Emmett's video game was paused, Rosalie had stopped breathing intirely and Bella and Edward had stopped conversing. Way to be subtle guys!

"Family meeting." Carlisle called quietly, knowing we would hear. We all zoomed to the living room at once, worry painted on our faces. Carlisle turned to Embr and Jared." Please can you round up the pack this involves everyone." Jared and embry did as they were told, jogging out the back door. Everyone stayed in stony silence for five minutes until the wolves came in.

"Carlisle is there a problem?" Sam asked, his tone slightly irritated. Carlisle nodded gravely, oh come on! What next? What else is coming to kill us?! Carlisle stood up tall and gave everyone a clear gaze. He seemed to linger on me, his stare slightly sympathetic.

"The Volturi are coming." He said. SHIT!