OMG! The fucking season finale!

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Ali! I mean... WTF!? Ali is alive!? I still don't trust Toby. Sorry... I don't trust Toby anymore. I'm actually really mad at Spencer. I wouldn't be so forgiven. And Jenna! OMG! Jenna wants the V! I can't with it! :OO Also, I love Mona and how she is a victim again. :') I've always loved Mona. :)

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Anyways. Here's chapter 14. :) I was listening to Who knows by Natasha Bedingfield and watching 27 dresses. I'm cheesy that way.

Thanks for the reviews and to this "guest" person that is reviewing so much. :P (bad joke, I regret nothing!)

:) Yeah... that's all.


CHAPTER 14

We're hungry!

I look at me in the mirror. If I could (and if I didn't loved Emily so much) I'd marry myself. The suit was amazing. I turned around and saw my friend staring at me and about to say something.

-No. –I knew exactly what she was thinking.

-Please, please, please. –Hanna was playing a lost battle. There was no way I was getting rid of my tie- please. It's just a tie.

-it's not only just a tie. It's…

-the tie you use to propose to Emily and the first tie your father gave you. –she already knew the speech. – But it's black, Paige! Black!

-And my suit is white so it will be…

-Don't dare to say it looks fine. You said you wanted me to design and take care of your dress, in this case, suit. You can't take that back now!

-You already screw things up with the dress. Don't do the same with the suit- I warned her

-I might be very pissed off at you. But I got a better idea…

She took her phone and dialed a number. There was a pause as I was wondering who was she calling.

-Hello, Mrs. McCullers- my mother?! That was a low punch!- it's Hanna.

-How dare you!?- I yell at her. She knew what I was thinking and she hid behind her desk where it was impossible for me to reach for her.

-We are fine, Mrs. McCullers.-there was a brief pause- Caleb's working out of town for some big company and I'm quite busy with your daughter's wedding. This is actually why I'm calling…

-Is Paige getting cold feet?- I could hear my mother saying to Hanna. I decided to ignore that Hanna was backstabbing me and I tried to listen to the conversation.

-No, no. Not in my watch, Claire!-then I could hear my mother's laugh and Hanna's laugh… what has the world become?- Well, right now I'm arguing with the lovely Paige about her suit (…) Yeah, I know! The dress was just fine but you know her, right? (…) It's white and your crazy daughter wants to wear a black tie (…) ok. I'll see you soon, Claire! I'll say hi to Caleb from you. –Hanna extended her arm and hand me her cell phone- You mom wants to talk to you, McCullers.

I took the phone and I sat on the edge of my friend's desk. She was not going anywhere now…

-Hi, mom!

-Hi, sweety. How are you doing? You hadn't called me since last week! How's Emily?

-We are fine, mom. She's actually really busy and I'm having a blast bothering Han, here…

-How is Spencer? And Aria and the kids?

-They are fine. You'll see them at the rehearsal and 2 weeks before the big day. How's dad?

-He's fine or at least better than the last time you saw him.-she paused and sensed what I was feeling- He's strong, honey. He will not be defeated by some disease.

-I know, ma. He's a McCullers after all. –my dad was a hardcore dude. He wasn't going to let cancer take anything away from him. And I was sure he will kick this stupid thing in the balls.

-So… a tie, huh? If it makes you happy, you have my blessing.

I turned around and I sticked out my tongue as I mocked Hanna. I knew it… a lost battle.

-Thanks ma! I was gonna wear it anyway…

-Of course you were, Paige. It's you who we are talking about… I have to go, sweety. But promise you'll call sooner.

-I will, mom. Say hi to dad from me- I missed my parents so much.

-I will. Say hi to Em from me to, Paige.

I turned around and left Han's desk.

-So, so, so? Did I win?- she asked with a hint of defeat in her face.

-No. You will just have to endure the fact that me in a tie and a suit make a great combination.

She looked puzzled and then I saw an idea cross her mind. It was time for her to do what she did best...her job.


-Come on, Emily! It's just the rehearsal dress, no big deal.

-Yes, Em. It's already late and I'm hungry.

-Remind me again, ladies… why didn't I asked Hanna to help me instead of you?- I answered to the Team Sparia complains.

-Cause McCullers needs professional help. You on the other hand can do with both of us.

-Exactly, Spence. – I heard small footsteps closer to the curtain and a light knocking on the wood next to the dressing room I was trying a dress for the wedding rehearsal. –Em… seriously. I'm starving.

-I'm coming, ladies… plus I think this is a keeper.- I said as I examine the dress I was wearing. A plain strapless blue dress. This was definitely the one. I pushed the curtain away and stepped outside and Spencer whistled.

-Looking good, hot stuff!

-Oh, my God! Em! That dress looks beautiful…- Aria took my waist and made me turn around.

-I know. It's the one I've loved the most. I think Paige will love this!

-And I couldn't agree more- I heard a voice behind me.

-What the hell, McCullers?! You were supposed to be with Hanna!-Spencer said as she took a step closer to my fiancée.

-I'm here- Hanna interrupted me before I could scold Spencer for always calling Paige by her last name. This two had a very weird friendship… like they couldn't stand each other and yet again, they loved each other.

-No need to be aggressive, Spence. Han's here, Paige's here, we are all here… we should celebrate by eating something. - Aria was most definitely hungry.

-I second that, short stuff.- Paige said as she got closer to me to hug me and give me a light kiss- You look amazing… I mean, you always look amazing, but that dress!- she got closer and whispered to my ear- it makes me wanna rip it out, Fields.

-I love you too.- I leaned in and whisper as well- you don't look that bad either, McCullers.

-Oh, please!- I heard our blonde friend talking- you need to whisper more quietly, lovers. We can hear your kinky plans for the night. Can you get out of that dress, Em? I and Aria are very hungry.

-Aria and I- Spencer corrected Hanna.

-You too, Spence?- Hanna always so clueless- you see, McFields? Let's go!

-We should go, Em. I'm hungry as well… Rivers here didn't want to feed me.- She took my hand and led me to the dressing room. She must be very hungry.

-It's not my fault! They didn't have desserts at our usual restaurant.- Han defended herself- and you know how I feel about Paige and desserts…

-They are endgame.- Aria, Spencer, Paige and I said.

I changed rapidly and then I paid for the dress (well, more like Paige paid for the dress).

As we were walking in the mall and I had Paige's fingers intertwined with mine, I could only think of the one thousand ways I could rip her clothes off. She knew how much damage that nerdy t shirt did to me.

-what's wrong, Em?- she asked as she felt my hand pressing hers tighter.

-Nothing, nothing… just thinking about you.

-Don't you get tired?- she asked with a mocking voice.

-Never- I assure her as I stopped and kissed her.

-Jeez! Stop it, women! We are damn hungry and you are just standing there eating each other's faces.

Hanna could be a pain in the ass if she was hungry.