I hate vacations. I really do... I can't write. I can't go out. I can't do anything but sit down a reblog Paily stuff.

Sorry if I kept ou waiting for so long but my muse only strikes when I have tons of homework to do (which is why I hate vacations).

Anyways... thank for sticking around.

Remember, if you review time goes faster! (no it doesn't. I need my PLL season 4 now!)

See ya!

CHAPTER 16

No strippers

The more I looked through the pictures, the pieces of paper and the complicated things behind this, I decided I was not going to go through.

-There's no way I'm doing it, guys.

-Paige!- I heard Ezra saying- there is no way we are letting you escape from this. No way!

-Yeah, McCullers! I'm married, Ez is married, Jacob is with Spencer and Lucas is engaged. We need you to do this. - Caleb was being the normal pain in the ass.

-it's too fucking much, people- I said as I drank from my glass. We were having a drink at our favorite bar while they were trying to figure out my bachelorette party. I think that the girls wanting to steal Em from me before the wedding meant the guys were going to do the same…

-I'm not really excited to see someone else's boobs. –I confessed. I liked Em's boobs… they were nice and kinda mine.

-We know, Paige. –Jake said- but we need this crazy thing.

-You already have enough crazyness, Jake.

-Don't mess with my woman, Pi.- he said. Since college he enjoyed calling me "pi". Stupid maths… will haunt me forever.

-Listen, guys- I heard Ez talking to us in a more serious way- It's Paige's last night as a single woman… It's her night. It's about making her comfortable and having a good time.

-So?- Caleb interrupted Fitz- We'll let her choose the strippers.

We all laughed.

-Listen. I just need something like this, ok?- I said as I pointed to the drinks in front of us- my friends, some drinks… maybe even a little bit of green fun.

-Are you suggesting what I think you are suggesting, Pi?

-Kind of…- I said as I looked away.

-You want to smoke a joint?!- Caleb said as he laughed too hard.

-I'm saying maybe, Rivers.- I said in my defense.

-You said that time was the last time, Paige.

-Don't be a party pooper, Fitz.- Jake punched Ezra lightly in the shoulder.

-I'm not. I would actually like to do it again… but am I the only one that remembers what happen?

-Yes, you are. –Caleb answer- Fitz, you arrived late and we were already too high and too wasted to remember anything.

-I wasn't that wasted! –I said as I unwillingly burp- and that was not helping at all.

-We were quite wasted, Paige. You called your mother and told her that were gay… like for 10 minutes.- Jake said as he called the waiter to ask for another round

-Then you started crying. - Caleb wasn't helping.

-and when I get to Caleb's house, you were crying in his couch.

-Ok, ok. We were all wasted… remember who cried about wanting to keep his apartment, Rivers? –I said as I looked at my friend blushing- and who the hell called Peter Hastings to ask for her little girl's hand, Jacob? And let's not ignore the fact that Fitz was quoting The Great Gatsby in french.

We laughed and the night kept being a night of endless arguments in favor for a butchelorette party… that was not going to happen.

Then Nick approached us.

-Guys, guys… what are you doing Saturday 21st? - he said as he excitedly looked at us.

-Ahm… we are having Paige's bachelorette party. - Ez said to the owner of the bar.- why, Nick?

Nick left a round f drinks in our table, as he sit down next to me.

-Do you remember Patrick's roommate? –I nodded. - well, he invited us to this huge ass party… I think you will like to go.

-If that's the only way I'm getting rid of the strippers; count us in, Nick. – I said. It was settled. We were going to that party.

-88888888888888-

-They are drinking and I'm pretty sure by this point Caleb has convinced Paige, Em.

-There's no way I'm doing what you're saying, Aria!

-What?! You want to go with Hanna's idea? – she had a point.

-That would be extremely awkward, Emily –Spencer said as she order another round… it was the third one and I knew this was not ending well.

-Come on, girls!- Hanna said as she looked at us with her puppy eyes.

-You have to be out of your mind, gay or extremely confused with your sexuality to be willing to see lady parts dancing, honey. –Spencer said to Hanna ignoring her puppy eyes. She was the only one immune to them.

-She's right, Han. This is something I'm not willing to do for Emily.

-You suck, shorty. Emily would've enjoy it…

-My idea is better.- Aria said

-From Aria's idea to Han's, I'm sticking to the little lady here. It's not like we are doing anything interesting otherwise…- I saw Aria jumping up and down and Spencer finishing her drink.

-And how are we not gonna get caught?- Han asked.- we are not that sneaky and following the guys to wherever they go with Paige is not going to work.

-Hanna has a point, Aria- I said as a desperate try to keep up with my main idea: a night of movies and pizza.

-We won't get caught, Em! Where's the spirit of adventure, ladies?

-It died long ago. No chasing anybody in my last night as a single woman…- I said not wanting to stalk anybody. I knew how bad that turned out years ago. I saw Spencer's brain working on a plan B. She was easy to read so I turned to face her - I know you are cooking something, Hastings! Spill it out.

-Well… -she said as she lift her hand to order another round.- Remember Andrew?

-Mr. Cupcakes? Of course.- Hanna said to Spencer while finishing her drink.

-It was 2 times, people! 2 times!- she said pouting.

-I remember him from my English class at Hollis. Not because we caught him naked in your room, twice, Spence. –Aria said as she laughed through half the sentence.

-Well, he contact me again a couple of days ago.- Spencer said- he said he read about the case I've been working on and he wanted to know how I was holding up.

-And then you showed him your cupcakes… right, Spence?-Hanna interrupted her.

-I was on the phone, Hanna. Anyways, he told he is having a party for some kind of charity thing he's been working for. Is a masquerade/burlesque reunion…

-Spencer… masquerade balls doesn't work for us. - Aria said.

-That was years ago, Aria- I interjected. I actually liked Spencer's idea… a very different night indeed. –Count us in, Spencer!

-ReallY?!- she said sounding surprised- I… I didn't think you'd like the idea, Em.

-Seriously, Spencer? After Hanna's strip club night and Aria's idea of a bachelorette party, aka, stalking Paige; this is the greatest idea of them all.

-Awesome!- she highed five me as I saw Hanna and Aria being playfully hurt about the way I expressed their ideas.