The life of PokeSexuals

Peaches (Slaking) and Harland (Male)

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The Blahblah Zoo had just recruited a new member.

"Welcome to your new trainer class Zookeeper Harland."

Harland was a 6 foot 5, light skinned male with black hair, red contact lenses over his naturally green eyes. He wore the standard zookeeper uniform, and his boots were black with red and white socks. Also, he was a little on tbe round side, not fat...just getting to the chubby level. "Thanks, hope to make you all proud."

"Good, because we need a new handler for the ape exhibit."

"I can do that no problem."

"You haven't seen her yet."

"Her?"

"Mookma? Introduce Harland to Peaches if you'd please."

"On it Furpmip."

'Mookma? Furpmip? Someone's parents were definitely high.' As they walked through the ape exhibit, Harland asked. "So...who's Peaches?"

"You'll see..." chuckled the man as they slowly stopped in front of an exhibit. "Peaches!"

And coming out from the brick cave...

"Oh-no..." Said Harland. "Not a...Slaking!"

Said pokemon yawned and laid down on its belly before slowly going to sleep.

"Yep, you gotta satisfy her." Said Mookma.

"Huh?"

"Have sex with her."

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, Peaches needs a handler who can handle her."

"Then why aren't you using a Pokemon in her egg group?"

"It's much cheaper to do it this way." He explained. "Don't worry, she doesn't completely hydraulic press people who fuck her."

"I-I-I can't fuck a pokemon!"

"Yes you will! It'll help make sure they don't go into some estrus induced rampage, breaking down their bars and glass to look for a mate, destroying everyone in the way."

"What?!"

"We all gotta do it Harland. For example, I'm supposed to satisfy Happy the Krookodile, and that girl passing by has to satisfy the Pyroar brothers. We all gotta make sure these Pokemon have had their sexual release for the day."

"Then why can't we just get other pokemon? They're literally everywhere! Plus isn't fucking them illegal?"

"Wow, so you have no idea about the interspecies love between Pokemon huh?"

"Interspecies love?"

"All around the world, there are cases of humans having sex with Pokemon. Such as Sinnoh's history of us marrying Pokemon. A recently discovered, but kept secret Pokemon form where Pokemon such as Muk and Alomomola take on a more humanoid form. Or even those trainers who defeated Team Bobblehead 2 years ago."

"How did I not hear this?"

"What was your life like growing up?"

Harland thought back to a moment his childhood, then his teen years, then his college years, and now back to present. "No idea."

"Look, just think of it as helping a pokemon. Do you know how many men would kill for Slaking pussy?"

"...did you even think hard on those words?"

"Oh please! People would bang worst." Mookma then opened the cage door. "Now get in there and ravage the beast! If you do, I'll make sure the owner doubles your pay."

"Forget it!"

"And see if you can get more vacation days."

"...alright, I could use a vacation if my job is something so gross!"

"Trust me, you'll fall in love with her." Said Mookma as Harland walked in.

The door slammed shut while Harland looked at the pokemon who seemed to be passed out. "Uh...Peaches?"

"Zzzzz"

"I can't believe I'm doing this." Said Harland as he unzipped his pants.

Upon hearing that noise, Peaches woke up. She looked at him and let out a yawn while seeing him drop his pants and underwear. She stood up, stretching, and getting ready for sex. Harland looked at Peaches stretching and couldn't help but see that despite her monkey body, her breasts were big.

'Holy shit, those actually look pretty hot.' Thought Harland. Peaches then started stretching her legs. He gulped while seeing her slowly get ready. 'I'm gonna do it, my 2nd time is going to be a Pokemon.' Thought Harland. 'Now I wish I listened to that crazy old lady at the train station.' Thought Harland as he was half hard from looking at Peaches' boobs. He was about to make his dick completely hard by rubbing himself, but his hand was caught by Peaches. "You wanna jack me off?"

She nodded while her hand easily overlapped his cock and started to move.

"Th-think you can ease up? You're gripping pretty hard." he groaned while feeling like she might yank his pal off.

Peaches stroked softer and slower, feeling it get harder.

"Wow, you're very good at jacking off a dick, this isn't your 1st time doing it, isn't it?"

Peaches shook her head no.

"Lemme guess, you accidentally ripped thier dicks off." Harland joked

She gave a grunt and nodded.

"Wow, that's sad...but hey, good thing I'm reminding you to be gentle with me. Hey, I think my dick is hard enough, wanna taste?" he quickly offered while trying not to picture his own getting ripped off.

Peaches then puckered her lips and pressed then on the tip, before sucking his dick in like a noodle.

"Nice technique." he groaned while jumping.

Peaches slobbered all over the dick, lubing it up each time it went in her mouth.

Harland then smelled her estrus getting stronger. "Your libido must be strong, guess you almost never get to intercourse. Don't worry, keep being gentle with the foreplay and I'll give you a rough one during the main event." 'Provided she doesn't try to ride me.'

Peaches kissed the tip again before dragging her tongue across his dick's length.

"Oh yeah." 'Way bigger then my last girlfriend.' Harland's dick then started twitching. "Here it comes girl!"

Peaches opened her mouth wide and caught as much cum as she could. She licked around the tip for any leftover while he panted and was stunned. After finishing his cream, she turned and presented her monkey ass to Harland.

"Nice and plump." He said, feeling it and rubbing his dick in between her buttcheeks. "Ever had something bigger than a person before?"

She thought back to a bunch of her Pokemon mates, sadly she couldn't think of any She shook her head.

"Well, aren't you lucky to finally feel this." Harland then gently thrusted into her peach.

She hummed while he gave her ass a squeeze.

"It's so soft, I wonder how soft your chest feels." he groaned while feeling her insides had plenty of space for dick. "I keep on going deeper, but I don't feel the...oh wait...there's your hymen." he remarked before his dick tore through something.

Peaches roared as she got penetrated. She slammed her fists on the ground while he stopped and grew fearful.

"Whoa..." he gulped. 'If I move she'll break my neck!'

She turned her head and demanded he keep going.

"Ok, brace yourself." Harland began to slam hard and fast, Peaches growled with pleasure, her eyes rolled back, she drooled. Finally getting some dick.

"Your vagina is getting warmer, can you tighten up?"

Peaches clenched her pussy. Tightening it around Harland's dick.

"Fuck!" 'It's like her hands!' He worked through the tightness, thrusting with even more force. 'Fuck! I hope she doesn't try to take in my balls too!' Thought Harland as his dick began to twitch. "I'm gonna cum girl!" With one last hard thrust, his dick exploded it's seed all over her inner walls.

She let out a loud roar while he gritted his teeth feeling her pussy clench all around him.

After their pleasure died down, Harland got off of Peaches and let her sleep as he put his uniform back on.

'That was easier then I thought, I figured she was gonna-oof!' That's when Peaches grabbed Harland and made him lay down with her as she napped. 'Yup, exactly what I imagined.'