Well, well, well. If it aint the old Randomness in the Zelda Chat Room or whatever name we want to call it next. I don't own the Legend of Zelda. Well there's not to much to say right now so lets just see what you guys think.......oh and there is of course some violence, that you should make you guys happy again.
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Link: Hey we're back in here again.
Me: Yeah well I need someplace to keep that readers entertained don't I?
Saria: You mean a place where you'll be hurt by people.
Me:……… yeah that to.
Navi: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
Me: And it's already started…… WEEEEEE!!!!
Saria: Does she have the cricket bat with her.
Leo: Yup.
Zelda: When am I going to be included in this story.
Malon: Probably soon.
Ruto: I'll be mentioned first.
Zelda: No I'm more important so I will.
Ruto: You wanna make a bet on that?
Malon: I'll take this bet as well.
*CATFIGHT*
Me: I'll just mention you all at the same time to really p*ss you off *said while running past*.
Zelda: Well it worked.
Malon: That sneaky mongrel.
Ruto: Navi needs help killing him.
ZM&R: LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!
Link: Why do all the girls try to kill him?
Leo: It's just what he does.
Saria: Well I've managed to get over the need to kill him *piece of paper hits her in head*
'You Wanna Bet? Signed: LinkHammer'
Saria: I changed my mind……. GET HIM!!!!
All the Other Girls: That's the spirit Saria!!!
A While Later…… whaaaaat? This message thing works even in here?
Navi: Mr Cricket Bat is hungry (that was for you JGRDL)
Zelda: You need to be stopped before you can ruin any more of my genius plans.
Me: Genius aint the word that I would use.
Zelda; KILL!!!!!
Malon: I'll poke you with the dreaded Pitchfork of Doom.
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!!*………cool.
Ruto: I just don't like you.
Me: That was the most pathetic reason to kill me so far. You really are hopeless.
Ruto: Why you *BEEEEEEEEEEEE*
10 Minutes Later
Ruto: *EEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Me:……… much better.
Saria: We finally have him surrounded.
Me: Perfect.
Everyone Else: Huh?
*Click*
*TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, TWANG……… SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, GRAB*
NMR&Z: Owwwwwwwww………
Saria: Thank you for catching me Link.
Link: It was nothing Saria.
Me: WOOHOO!!!! Each of them was bullseyes, and best of all I didn't get hurt.
*WHACK*
Me:…………stupid falling cricket bat *THUMP*.
Girls (except Saria): Get him while he's down.
Me: Crap.
The following section is too violent for even me to want to know, and I created it……… well you need to wait for the next chapter.
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Well there you go, another set of random things that involve me getting hurt. Well I hope you guys and girls have enjoyed this story so far. Until the next chapter....................................................................................
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Just seeing if I could annoy you there.
Cya and don't forget to REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!