Hello again peoples. Sorry about the delay between getting this chapter up and going but school work has been holding me back again. Well it's here now so we can all be happy again.
Hyrule Castle……why do we need this message at the start of the story?
"Welcome to Hyrule Castle ladies and gentlemen, if that's what you are" said a bored looking man dressed in a grey suit. "We are currently accepting entries for the 5th annual Hyrule Games, so come up her and sign you and your team of three up…………I hate my job."
"We'd like to sign up" said Ruto as she Malon and Zelda walked up to the registration booth.
"Yeah we need that money" said Malon.
"Well I only want to win a date with Link who will definitely be in the games" said Zelda.
"Come to think of it, I would rather Link to the money" said Malon.
"I have enough money regardless" said Ruto with a superior air around her.
*SPLAT*
"OK WHO THREW THAT TOMATO!!" yelled Ruto.
"It was obviously me fish face" said Ganondorf as he stepped out of the shadows with another tomato ready.
"WHY YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!" yelled Ruto.
*SPLAT, SPLAT*……..ok I lied. He had two tomatoes ready *grin*.
"What are you doing here Ganondork!!?" said Zelda in a not to friendly tone.
Well it definitely wasn't 'invite you over to dinner friendly' type of voice.
"Isn't it obvious? Me and my team are entering the games and are going to win. And when we do, I am going to have you for myself Zelda" he said with an evil grin (he's gotten really good at those. But what would you expect? It was in the job description for evil supervillian).
"Who are your team members?" asked Link as our group arrived.
"Me, Majora and a mysterious person known as the Forest Shadow" said Ganondorf with a sneer at the Hero of Time.
"Your names are registered oh Dark Lord……" said the registration person in a very bored voice.
"Who is this Forest Shadow?" said Saria.
"He will come forward a present himself now" said Ganondorf.
A small shadow came forwards to reveal a short humanoid shape covered with cloaks and other feature covering clothes.
"I am the one known as Forest Shadow and when my team wins the games you will be mine Saria" said Forest Shadow.
*WHACK*
"Hi Mido" I said as I slowly put my hammer back in its place.
"Mido?" said Saria.
"Yeah well the size and the fact he knew and wanted you was a fair indicator. The fact that he came up with a crappy name like 'Forest Shadow' was the real confirmation I was looking for" I said.
"He has a point there" said Leo.
"I would have thought of it soon" said Navi.
*sigh* "How many times have you said that and I've had to bring up some embarrassing piece of information about how useless you really are Navi?" I said.
"I lost count" said Navi.
"Yet another reason why you are absolutely useless" I said.
*WACK*
"Can someone take that Cricket Bat off her?"
"No can do LH" said Link.
"Why not?"
"It's not in my contract" he said.
"Who makes the contracts for these things!!?" I exclaimed.
"Probably someone from Nintendo who has nothing else to do except make us characters do more things than we need to" said Saria.
"That would explain it" said Navi.
"Well we just need to wait around and see who else enters the games now" said Leo.
"And who asked you to put in your 2 rupees!!" snorted Ganondorf.
"Oookda, da, da" said Majora (that is really freaky so I'll just translate his words into English…….Hylian.
"There was no need to be rude!!" shouted Navi.
"What's the widdle lightbulb going to do about it?" sneered Majora.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you" said Link (I would have said it, but well…… you know that I definitely would have insulted Navi anyway).
"And why not shrimp!?" Majora sneered again.
"CRICKET BAT!!!" I yelled.
*WHACK, BAM, POW, CRACK*
"NOBODY CALLS BE A LIGHTBULB, OK!!!!" screamed Navi with fury.
"Except me" I said with a grin.
"CRICKET BAT!!!" yelled Saria.
"AAAAAHHHHHH, RUN AWAY!!!" I shouted before taking my own advice and running away from the furious author.
10 Minutes Later
"The registration for the Hyrule Games is now officially closed. A list of all the competitors will be provided in an hour's time back here" said the registration bloke.
"I wonder who else has entered?" said Saria.
"Yeah, it'll be really interesting to see what kind of competition we have" said Link.
"Well you guys have fun because me and Leo aren't allowed to participate in the games" huffed Navi.
"I did manage to obtain you a position on the team Navi" I said.
"YOU DID!!! HOW?" said Navi with joy.
"Well it says that fairies can't participate as team members. However, I managed to sign you on as our tactical advisors and managers" I said with a smile.
"Good on you man" said Leo.
"Yeah well there is a slight catch" I said.
"What?" said Navi.
"In the job description that they accepted for you to be on the team………..well you and Leo are also signed on as our cooks" I said.
"I AINT COOKING FOR YOU AND LINK!!! YOU TWO EAT MOUNTAINS OF FOOD!" shouted Navi in annoyance. "Saria is the only one I would cook for."
"Yeah well if you don't cook for us you can be fined quite a hefty amount of rupees….. I think it's 500,000 rupees…….so decided whether you want a boring time at home, stay with us and don't cook and being fined, or stay with as and cook" I said seriously.
"FINE I'LL DO IT!!!" yelled Navi before flying off in a fit of anger and Leo went after her to try and calm her down.
"Hey LH"
"Yeah Link"
"I remember the thing about tactical advice and management of the team but I'm sure that I never heard any rules and regulations about them having to cook for us" Link said.
"Yeah well I had to try and get something useful from Navi didn't I. I'm just glad she caved in and agreed with me because I was running out of lies to make up" I said.
"She won't be happy when she finds out" said Saria.
"What do you mean when?" I said.
"Well Ganondorf and his gang are standing over there so they would have heard everything" said Saria.
"It is true that they are standing over there. But they'd have to be conscious to hear what we said" I said with a smile.
"Why would they be unconscious?" asked Link.
*click fingers*
My hammer went flying out of my hand and whirled through the air until an unspoken command brought it back down to my hand.
"How does that help you with this problem?" said Link.
"Well before I started speaking I sent the hammer off to knock them all out and lean them against the wall *grin*" I said.
"How'd you get it to do that?" said Link.
"I installed a program with a 'do it yourself kit'" I said.
"Where'd you get that?" Link asked.
"If I told you that then where would all the mystery be? I have to keep a few secrets to myself you know" I replied.
"Well I guess we just need to bum around until we can find out who else is in the team" said Saria. "But what can we do for an hour?"
Me and Link looked at each other *double grin*.
"Bombchu Bowling?" said Saria.
"Yeah it's really fun" I said.
"And you get heaps of great prizes when you win" Link added.
"Do you both know what you're doing?" said Saria as we entered the building.
"Of course we do" said Link.
"We're pros at this thing" I added.
"Do you three wish to play?" said the woman behind the counter.
"We would definitely like to" said Link with a charming smile.
"I don't know how to though" said Saria.
"Well I'll give you lot the first game free just so you can have a training session. You can still win prizes though" the counter girl quickly added.
"Sounds like a plan to me" said Link.
"Ok darlings, the prize this time is a 100 rupees for each person who wins" said the woman behind the counter.
"I'll go first to demonstrate Saria" said Link before stepping up to the line.
He pressed the button on the bombchu and set it on the ground.
*WHIZ, WHIR………BOOM!!
The first wall collapsed as the bombchu exploded in the hole.
"Now there are three walls Saria" said Link. "The first one was guarded by the moving spike. This second one is guarded by a small cucco."
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
The second wall collapsed.
"WOW!! You missed the chicken as well" said Saria with awe.
"Just wait until you see what is guarding this last wall" said Link.
"It's a giant cucco in a small pit" said Saria.
"Yeah and the only way to get to the hole is through the pit and past the big cucco" I said.
"That'll be near impossible" said Saria.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………………………………………………..BOOM!!*
"PERFECT GOAL!!!" yelled the woman behind the counter. "Here's your 100 rupees sir" she said before handing the money over to Link.
"Thanks. Ok Saria now it's your turn" said Link.
5 Minutes Later
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………………………………………………..BOOM!!*
"AND WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER!!! Here are your rupees madam" said the counter lady.
"I can't believe I managed to win. And I only hit the objects a few times" said Saria with great joy.
"I'm proud of you Saria" said Link as he gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"Maybe a piece of heart would have been a more appropriate prize" I sniggered.
"Shut-up and do your bowling" Link said playfully.
"Ok"
*WHIZ, WHIR………BOOM!!
"One wall down" I said.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
"And that makes two walls" I said with a smile.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
"You hit the cucco" said Link.
"I know" I replied.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
"You hit it again" said Saria.
"Yeah.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
"Why do you keep hitting the cucco? I thought you said you were a pro at this" said Saria.
"Yeah but answer me this. Where else can you seriously hurt cuccos without getting pecked to death by a rampaging flock of them after a few hits?" I said.
"You have a point there" said Link.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
"Kentucky Fried Chicken (I would say Cucco put it sounds better with chicken), that's KFC" I sung.
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
*WHIZ, WHIR…………………….BOOM!!*
"Ok now I'll use my last bombchu to win" I said before doing stretches and huge dramatic impressions.
*SLAM*
The door burst open and Ganondorf, Mido and Majora stepped through the door.
"Ok where is that author creep who knocked us out with his pesky hammer!!?" yelled Majora.
"We need to teach him a lesson" said Mido.
"One that he will never forget" snarled Ganondorf.
"And this one goes through the legs" I said before pressing the button on the bombchu and making it go through my legs towards the three villians……….. would you believe two and a half villians?
*BOOM, THUMP THUMP THUMP*
"LinkHammer, why did you waste that last bombchu on them. You could have won the 100 rupees and then we would have helped you to get past them" said Link.
"Yeah that was really stupid of you LinkHammer" said Saria.
"Well the way I see it guys, I could have won 100 rupees then escaped with you two. Big deal I have lots of rupees anyway. Now, getting to blow those three up with a bombchu………priceless" I said with a wink and a grin.
"Yeah but who's going to pay for your dinner tonight?" said Link.
"Well you two have a heap of money now and I'd say that you would owe me a few favours" I said *WINK WINK, NUDGE NUDGE (WARNING: MAJOR HINT BEING GIVEN RIGHT NOW………….if you still don't understand that I'm hinting at them needing to pay me back for helping them then you really need help, I know I do).
"Ok, Fine. Well we still have plenty of time to kill before the list is ready so let's see what else we can do" said Link.
"Then let's go" said Saria.
"Please watch your step as you walk over the charred villains. Thank you for flying with Bombchu Blast Flights. We hope you return sometime" I said in my best air stewardess voice……….HEY, WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!…………………oh yeah now I remember.............stupid bet.
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Well I hope you people have enjoyed this chapter because I know that I certainly did. I am extremely pleased with all of the positive reviews that I have recieved. In fact, I don't think i have recieved a single flame at all since I started writing fan fiction.......talk about wierd huh. I thought heaps of people would like to bring me down.
Well you know the deal from this point on. Review, review and review some more. And thanks for being such a supportive bunch of readers. You all deserve a cookie and iced coffee.