I don't own the Legend of Zelda. Well are you guys ready for another very exciting random series of events taking place in the Zelda Chat Room or whatever we want to call it depending upon our mood? That is exactly what I thought you would say but you're going to have to read it anyway.

Please note that there is an important message I want you guys to read towards the end of this chapter because it WILL affect the events taking place in the rest of the story. Until then, ENJOY!!!

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Me: Well this a very promising start for an adventure isn't it guys.

Link: Definitely.

Saria: Very good.

Leo: Not bad.

Navi: It could be better.

Me: What do you mean?

Navi: Well I have to be your cook.

Me: I am very sorry about Navi. You really have been neglected so I have a preset for you to make it better.

Navi: You have, that's so considerate of you LH.

Link: I never thought you would get something for her.

Saria: It's pretty unbelievable you getting her something nice.

Me: Yeah, well believe it because here you go Navi.

Navi: I wonder what it is.

DO DO DO DOOOOO*

'You got the miniature chef's hat, perfect for little fairies to wear while cooking meals for other people. Set to the top C button to use so we won't actually have to listen to what Navi wants to say, you'll just pull the hat out instead of listening to her oh so mysterious words of wisdom…….stupid Great Deku Tree thinking she actually had words of wisdom.'

Saria: I believe it now.

Me: And I also got one for you Leo.

Navi: I'LL KILL YOU LINKHAMMER!!!

Me: Time to go!

Navi: Get back here, my cricket bat wants to reacquaint itself with your head!!

Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHH, get away from me you strange deranged fairy.

Leo: I quite like the hat.

Link: Yeah it doesn't actually look all that bad.

Navi: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU GUYS AS WELL AFTER I'VE FINISHED WITH THIS ONE!!!!

Link&Leo:………… how does she bloody do that.

Saria: She must have some ultra instinct or something.

Ganondorf: That author is going to die when I find him again.

Mido: Definitely!!

Majora: Nothing will stop us…………ooooooo look at the pretty flowers.

Me: Catch *said while running past*

Mido: Hmmmmmm it's a very large barrel with a skull and cross bones on it.

Ganondorf: Well I've never seen this kind of thing before.

Majora: I have. It's from the land where I come from, but I can't remember exactly what it does.

Mido: Well we'll find out soon.

Me: You certainly will *said while running past again at very high speeds so as to get away*.

Ganondorf: Hey, it's ticking really fast now.

Majora: I remember now!! It's called a powder keg.

Mido: What does it do?

Majora: Uh, I can't remember that much.

Link: Prepare for a large explosion soon Leo.

Leo: Why?

Link: Well the powder keg that LinkHammer just threw to those three guys goes……

Majora: I know!! It goes…

*KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!*

Ganondorf:………I hate you Majora *THUMP*

Mido: ………The pain*THUMP*

Majora: ……… Why does it always happen to me? *THUMP*

Navi: I've got you now LinkHammer.

Me: You and what army.

Army of Girls: Us!!!

Me:………what?

Zelda: I decided to join this army to get in slapping practice.

Malon: I also needed to train physically.

Ruto: I had to join because everyone else was.

Din: I want to see how many fireballs you can dodge.

Farore: While tied down with my vines.

Nayru: I want to be as close to you as possible.

Midna: I need to be close to people hurting others.

Me: How did you get here?

Midna: Twilight Portals, they're everywhere you know.

Farore: I'll need to look into this.

Medli: I'm practising with my new offensive sagely powers.

Tetra: My crew needs to learn to cope without me and I get to kick but!!

Me: But aren't you Zelda?

Tetra: Different timeline so there can be two or more of us in the same place.

Me: Damn.

All Girls: CHARGE!!!!!!!!

Me: This is going to hurt in the morning.

*THUMP, CRASH, BASH, BAM, POW, HURTY, WHACK, CRACK, POP, SLAP, CRUNCH, EVEN MORE HURTY!!!!!!!!*

Link: He won't be able to do much for a while after this.

Leo: Or so we think.

Saria: We may just never know.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: the reason I didn't put the list of competitors up yet is because I wish to see who out of you lot want to be included in the story. I want to complete at least two more teams so I need at 6 victims…… I mean volunteers at the minimum to sign their lives away…… sign up. If you don't want to be a competitor then you can always be a judge. They're important to so we'll see. I won't be able to make all of you competitors because it will take to much time so don't be disappointed if you don't get in.

Send me your preference of place in the story (team member / judge).

One item you would like to use (please make it random and interesting).

Skills.

Maybe a brief description of your avatar (person entering story).

Any musical skills (I have an idea I want to put into action).

And any ideas you think should be included in the competition such as events, break times, places etc.

You will also win a place in this chat room.

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Well I hope you enjoyed that. Now remember to review the story and include the things I have asked for you to include if you are interested. If you don't want others to know and you wish for it to be a surprise then you can send me a private message in regards to the thing mentioned in the last part of the story.

The rest of the story depends upon you lot so don't let me down. Cya