Well I've finally managed to write this new chapter, it would have been out sooner but I only got the last required person yesterday which meant I could finally start writing. I don't own the Legend of Zelda. Prepare for some slightly wierd stuff in this chapter..........heck you expect it in almost every chapter. Well onwards to reading!!
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"I can't wait to see who else is entering the games" said Saria as she held Link's hand.
"Well there is bound to be a large variety of challengers so we'll have to be ready to expect anything" said Link as he smiled at her.
"We don't have to worry about any of that because Navi is suuuuure to point out their weaknesses" I said with great sarcasm.
"Why thank you LinkHammer, that was about the first compliment I've heard from you today" beamed a now happy Navi.
*sigh* "Sarcasm is really lost on fairies."
"Hey LinkHammer, where did you dissapear to about ten minutes ago?" asked Saria
*grin*
"Well answer my question" said Saria
"No time for that guys, it looks like they are about to read out the list of competitors and their team names" said Leo.
"Welcome again ladies and gentlemen. We are proud to finally announce the people who will be competing in the Hyrule games" said a tall man who had the look of a commentator about him………there's always at least one for these things.
"Why are you still smiling LH?" asked Link.
*grin*
…………………*sigh*
"Our first team is composed of Link, the Hero of Time. Saria, the Sage of Forest. And some random annoying author named LinkHammer who seems to have some obsession with iced coffee. This team has also got two fairies named Navi and Leo who will be acting as managers and tactical advisors" said the man on the podium.
"Don't forget that they their cooks!!!" I yelled from the crowd using my ventriloquism skill of which I actually have none but think that it would be a really cool thing to be able to do.
"I don't remember that on the papers but we'll add it straight away in case there has been some muck-up……Our second team is composed of Ganondorf, the dark lord of evil who always manages to get pwned by the Hero of Time. Majora, some strange looking thing that has an evil mask that was also pwned by the Hero of Time when he was still just a small kid. And Mido, some Kokiri who we will somehow exploit in someway or another" said the guy on the podium again.
"You bet we will!!!" I yelled again making it sound like it came from the opposite end of the crowd.
*WHACK*
"Ow what was that for?" I said.
"Stop interrupting the guy and just listen or I'll hurt you even more" growled Navi.
"Our third team are none other than the three goddesses of Hyrule" said the man with a grin.
*THUMP, THUMP, THUMP*
Out of the now fallen balls of light stepped each of the goddesses. Din was dressed in a revealing red sparkly dress that made the crowd suck in their breath with awe. Farore was dressed in a more modest but still stunning green dress while Nayru was about the same but in a blue dress.
"Hi and thank you for being so supportive for us" said Din flashing a dazzling smile that had the crowd cheering for her.
"I can't wait to see everyone else compete in the games. It's bound to be another grand year" said Farore with an equally dazzling smile.
"Wow Farore is beautiful" a guy to my left.
"Hey is that you JGRDL?" I said.
"Sure is man" he said with a grin.
"I'm guessing that you like Farore" I said.
"Well yeah. Ummm could you do me a favour?" JG said.
"Yeah, what do you need?" I said.
"Well seeing as you are very close to Nayru, could you get close to Farore and sort of tell her about me?" JG said sheepishly.
"Ah, so once more I play cupid……at least I don't have to wear the stupid costume and carry around the poxy bow" I said.
"Note to self: cancel Cupid costume order" thought JG.
"Why hasn't Nayru said anything" said Navi.
"This oughta be good" I said and faced the stage.
"Why is she looking this way" said Link who was just to my right.
"HAMMER BOY!" squealed the blue haired goddess before she started weaving a spell.
"Oh sh*t she heard me" I said before I was teleported onto the stage.
"And it appears that one of the goddesses has a boyfriend" announced the guy on the podium.
"Bastard" I muttered.
"Well now that that bit of excitement is over we can get around to announcing the other compeditors. Team number four is an odd group composed of Princess Ruto, the stuck up fish girl with a crush on Link. Princess Zelda, a girl who continually gets kidnapped by Ganondorf then pretends to be heroic right after the Hero of Time slays him. She also has a major crush on Link. Then there is Malon, a simple farm girl who speaks to horses and is yet another would be soul mate for Link."
"Team five contains Midna, the princess of the twilight realm who enjoys riding on the back of Link in wolf form and offers some more useless information. She's kind of like an imp version of Navi……….hmmmmm now there's a theory. We also have Medli, a member of the Rito tribe who are the evolved descendents of the Zora race. She is the sage of the Earth temple (that's rather ironic how Zora's and Rito who have nothing at all to do with earth are the earth guardians and then the Kokiri and Koroks who are the children of the earth spirit, Great Deku Tree, are the sages of the Wind Temple). The last member of this team is the pirate Tetra, just another useless reincarnation of Zelda who makes Link do all of the work for her and gets captured by Ganondorf yet again."
"Team six is JGRDL, an experienced guy with a vast array of skills who likes to hunt the elusive manbearpig in his spare time (this got a small apprasing smile from Farore……BINGO). Next we have Robert (he's really MegamanSora), an experienced archer who apparently has a knock-back amazing voice. Lastly on this team we have DarthRevanShepard, a kick a** basketball player with a severe desire to destroy all trace of Navi. All in all a very valuable team member, especially the destroying Navi part."
"Team number seven is mostly made from the new bunch of reviewers with the first member being Evil Destroyer, a guitar player who looks like the Twilight Princess version of Link. The next member is Issacivan, an eccentric and hyper history geek who will just show you what he can do……….please don't fall asleep if he starts rambling on about something you don't find interesting. Lastly there is archsage328, a piano playing, rod of seasons wielding guy who may just have the ability to manipulate the wind but I highly doubt it"
*WHOOSH. THUMP*
"The wind doesn't seem to agree with you on that" yelled archsage328 from the audience as the announcer person picked themselves up from the ground.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT LATER!!!! Anyway, those are the teams and a poster will be placed here with the teams and their names if you want future references.
"Well we might as well check out that list right guys" said Link.
"Certainly" said Saria as they linked arms and walked off to read the poster.
"Wait for me!" I shouted as I ran away from a possessive blue haired goddess and joined the duo.
"You can't forget me" said Navi as she tried to catch up with us.
"Yes we can" I replied.
*WHACK*
"One of these days………*sigh*"
"You two need to get along with each other if we are all going to be close together for these games" said Link.
"Ok" said Navi.
"And what about you LinkHammer?" asked Saria.
"We'll see. We will see *grin*"
"Why are you grinning?" asked Saria.
"Well we are now able to read the team names" I said.
"And what will be so funny about that" said Leo.
"Stop talking guys, I want to read this" said Link.
Heroes of Time:
Link, Saria and LinkHammer.
Us Baddies Love Each Other:
Ganondorf, Majora and Mido.
"What the f**k" exclaimed Navi.
"And that answers your questions about me smiling and my whereabouts some time ago" I sniggered.
"You would have to get some reward for going through all of the effort to alter the original documents" said Link.
*GRIN!!!*………………ok now how can a grin have exclamation marks. It just makes no sense whatsoever……..I swear that there is something wrong with command central right now.
"Who paid you?" asked Saria.
"I'll tell you later" I replied.
"Guys can we get back to reading this?" asked Navi.
"Yeah guys" said Leo.
P*ssed Off Link Fangirls Who Always Need Help From Link:
Malon, Ruto and Zelda.
Newbies To The Stories Who Also Always Need Link To Help Them:
Midna, Medli and Tetra.
Bunch of Crazed Authors
JGRDL, Robert (MegamanSora) and DarthRevanShepard.
Evil Issacian ArchSage People…………Ok so I ruined the name just then.
Evil Destroyer, Issacivan and archsage328.
Game Managers and Judges:
Dark Link, Fado, Darunia, Liaminzo (the announcing guy) and Volvagia.
"Dark Link's a judge and game manager?" said Link in astonishment.
"Yeah well I hear he had a part time job as a team mascot for the Canadian Ice-Hockey Team so they chose him using his resume'" said Saria.
*Blank Stare*
"Well you don't think he spent all that time just waiting to fight you in the Water Temple……do you?" said Saria.
"Well the thought did cross my mind" Link said sheepishly.
"Ah Link you can be silly sometimes" said Saria with a smile and a wink.
"Hey it's been awfully quiet while we've been speaking" Link said suddenly.
"Where'd LH and Navi go?" said Leo.
A Short Distance Away………Aaaargh I Thought I Wouldn't Have to Read the Stupid Message on the Screen this Chapter.
"Rooooooooll up everybody to see the fantastic furious fairy!!" I shouted to the crowd.
A few Gorons did roll up and claimed they saw nothing.
*SLAP TO HEAD!!*
"Not that kind of rolling up………twits"
"5 rupees to see the fantastic furious fairy ladies and gentlemen. This is a rare opportunity for you, maybe once in a lifetime!!" I shouted again.
"I'll pay" said one guy who was then followed by another and another until the building I'd quickly hired up was packed.
"Now this fairy goes by the name of Navi and she gets extremely annoyed. Why if she wasn't in this near indestructible and soundproofed bottle you would hear her screaming HEY and LISTEN and the tops of her lungs while whacking people with a cricket bat" I announced.
Navi slammed around in the bottle trying to make it break.
"WHOA LOOK AT THAT THING GO!!" exclaimed a young girl in the crowd.
"You must stop this immediately sir" said a tall, proud man as he entered the building.
"Who are you?" I said.
"I am a representative from the Hyrulian Animal Rights Association. That fairy deserves to go free and we will sue if you don't let it out immediately" the guy said.
"Ok a few things I would like to say to that" I said. "One: Navi is a she and not an it no matter how much we may wish it so. Two: Fairies are technially classified as miniature people as directed under the Hyrulian Constitution of People, Creatures and Monsters, therefore making her not classified as an animal but as a person just like you and me which means that you are in the wrong profession oh animal rights person. And point three: You didn't pay to come in here so pay up 5 rupees and watch the show."
Link Saria and Leo entered the building and looked around in amazement.
"Hi guys" I said.
Navi thrashed around in the bottle.
"What are you doing?" said Saria.
"Earning some money for our dinner" I replied.
"Cool" Link said with a smile.
"How can Navi not break free?" asked Leo.
"Well as I was telling the crowd here, she is locked in a near indestructible and completely soundproof bottle" I replied.
"Near indestructible?" said Link.
"Yeah well the guy who sold it to me said that only one thing will break it but he didn't tell me what" I said.
"Have you tried to find out?" asked Saria.
"Yeah well I'll demonstrate to everyone.
With that I proceeded to belt the bottle with my hammer, ditch it at the ground all with no effect. It was superheated then superfreezed and still nothing happened. All the while the crowd was cheering and clapping.
Eventually they all went back to whatever they were supposed to be doing leaving Link, Saria, Leo, the bottled Navi and myself standing in the building.
"LET ME OUT!!!"
"Huh… did Navi's voice actually break through the sound proof barrier?" said a shocked Link.
"Man I knew her voice was annoying but to think it even withered away whatever makes the glass soundproof……that's just inconceivable" I said.
"THE LONGER YOU KEEP ME IN HERE, THE MORE HURTIES YOU WILL RECEIVE LINKHAMMER!!!"Navi's voice rang out of the bottle again.
"You might want to let her out now LinkHammer" said Saria.
"And get hurt? No way, that way I'd have to put up with her hitting me all the time as well as listening to her. This way we only have to listen to her" I said.
"Hmmmm…. Well you do have a point there" said Link.
"Exactly, now all I need right now is an iced coffee……ah there we go, nice and cool and refreshing" I said.
*Drip…….SPLAT!!!*
"Awww man" I said as I watched a drop of iced coffee slide down the cool class of the near indestructible bottle.
"What do you mean awww? Come on it was just one drop" said Saria
"Yeah, it's not like it's a matter of life and death" said Link.
I was just about to agree when…….
*CRACK, CRACK, CRACK………….SHATTER!!!*
"I'LL KILL YOU LH!!!!!!" screamed the furious and now completely free fairy.
"You just had to say that it's not a matter of life and death…JYNX!!!" I shouted.
*WHACK, BAM, POW, SHOVE, HURTY, THWACK, SLAP, CRUNCH, CRACK*
"Who would have thought that iced coffee is the only thing in existence that could destroy the near indestructible bottle?" said Link.
"Not me" said Leo.
"Well I'm sure that LinkHammer is definitely not pleased about that" said Saria.
"You better bet I'm not" I managed to wheeze from my spot on the ground.
"That was a good stretch" said Navi. "However I think my muscles still need more of a workout!"
"Goddesses preserve me"
*WHACK, BAM, POW, CRACK, THUMP AND EVEN MORE HUTIES*
"Ow……….."
"Navi. We were just about to ask him who paid him to alter the team name for Ganondorf's Team" said Link.
"You really do choose the worst times to carry out your grudge against the author" added Saria.
"I guess we'll have to wait a while to find out" Leo said gloomily.
Meanwhile, Elsewhere……I Don't Exactly Know Where Elsewhere Is
"I'm so happy that I get to spend so much time with the other two. Yeah us Baddies really do love each other" thought Majora.
"I'LL KILL WHOEVER CHANGED OUR TEAM NAME!!" yelled Ganondorf.
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO IT WAS?!!" Mido also shouted while failing to sound louder and more important than Ganondorf.
"It was the author LinkHammer" murmed Majora while lost in thought.
"LET'S GO GET HIM!!" Mido and Ganondorf shouted together.
"It's wonderful to have the name changed to suit my own needs and then get the others to attack the person I paid to do it………my evil life couldn't be better. Now then who can I get to paint our team room pink?"
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Ok now this chapter has left us with the knowledge of the teams, their skills and some questions about what is going on in Majora's mind right now. Well please review because they make me feel happy. I hope that you are all satisfied with everything so far and if you haven't actually said anything in the story don't feel bad because in the Zelda Chat Room you all get a go at doing something. Well cya for now and don't forget the reviews.