Hello and welcome back to the Zelda Chat Room. Everyone gets to say something in here so prepare to see yourself doing some pretty wacky things and if you don't get to do any this tiome then you can expect it to happen next time. Well I guess I better say that I don't own the Legend of Zelda so here it goes........... don't tell me you thought I was going to say it again.
Before we start I would just like to put in a random thought. Ever since Ocarina of Time I swear that Navi has snuck herself into every game in some form or another. In Majora's Mask she probably swallowed a desk bell, painted herself yellow and called herself Tatl. In Twilight Princess I swear that Midna is Navi in Imp form. I was playing Wind Waker and do you know what the scariest thing was?........... Ok I was at the Forsaken Fortress when Link pulled out that weird stone that Tetra gave him and it yelled out "HEY!!". They call it a communication stone but it should be called a Navi Stone because it glows a light blue, is used to transmit useless information and whenever they talk through it, the conversation starts with a "HEY!!". Talk about freaky or what.......
Well thanks for listening to that and if you skipped it then I advise you actually do read it.
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Link: This place can be really relaxing you know……just peace and quiet.
Saria: I know what you mean. You could probably hear a pin drop.
L&S: *contented sigh*
Navi: I'LL F*CKING KILL YOU LINKHAMMER!!!
Me: I wouldn't bet on it!!!
Leo: Can you two please calm down?
Navi: Not until I kill the author!!!
Me: This'll take a while.
Ganondorf: You ruined our team name!!
Mido: Prepare to die!!
Me: But Majora paid me to do it!!!
Ganondorf: Lies! No evil lord would ever have a name like that and I swear I saw some pink paint near our team dormitory!!
Mido: Majora would never do that so you must die!!
Me: You two really are stupid you know
Mido: Of course we know that……waaait!
Ganondorf:……twit!!
Zelda: You haven't done anything yet but it's in our strict rules book that we must destroy the author every time we are in here.
Malon: Yup, page number 1 in the Hyrulian Females Guide to Authors.
Ruto: We made it ourselves!! *said very proudly*
Me: Yeah I could tell from the crappy hand writing and spelling.
ZM&R: DIE!!!!
Midna: We want to help!!! *freaky grin*
Medli: I'm sure I can blind him by reflecting light from my harp.
Tetra: I'll freak him out with the Navi Stone.
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
JGRDL: We must go help LinkHammer!!!
DarthRevanShepard: Let us not wasteth time on idle chit-chat then.
Robert: A comrade in arms deserves quick assistance.
Evil Destoyer: My fellows, we hath nought but our own items to help him with.
archsage328: Through the courage and strength of our souls shall we saveth our companion anyway.
Issacivan: Uh guys, you basically just killed the heroic speeches and all this time we have been standing around here doing nothing while we should be helping LinkHammer.
Others: We knew that!!!……smart person.
Zelda Characters: You have no chance now LinkHammer!!
Authors and Reviewers: Not so fast now. He has us to help!!
Me: You guys kind of took your time. We all had to stay frozen in our positions while we were waiting for you lot to decide upon coming to help me.
Zelda Characters: *murmurs of "yeah", "that's true", "they sure were slow" and "A light gravy sauce really brings out the flavour of the chicken… I mean, I agree that they were extremely slow".
JGRDL: That doesn't matter!!
DarthRevanShepard: Yeah because we are going to kick your sorry behinds, especially Navi's.
Robert: You'll never know what hit you.
Evil Destroyer: Feel my wrath of awesomness.
archsage328: The wind is on our side today!
Issacivan: I can predict your fighting styles as they will be similar to the stereotypical medieval fighting styles as Hyrule is bas…
Everyone Else: SHUT UP AND FIGHT!!!
Issacivan: My knowledge will be helpful to you all sometime……ungrateful lot.
10 Minutes Later
DRS: Ok we just got beaten and tied up again just what happened in Link's Valentines Day when we mobbed Zelda, Malon and Ruto.
Robert: Well at least it's not too bad……we haven't gone crazy yet.
JGRDL: Déjà Vu, Déjà Vu, Déjà Vu, Déjà Vu *rocking back and forth in the fetal position while laughing hysterically*
Robert:………well at least it's only one person *grin sheepishly*
Link: Hey that reminds me while I was in Termina……serious déjà vu about the whole moon destroying the world in 3 days (said from on top of the hill with Saria and Leo.
archsage328: Get him away from me or I'll go mad as well…… please I'll tell you anything.
Evil Destroyer:…Any thing? *looks at Issacivan*
Issacivan: Any thing *grin*
Navi: What has happened to the 'oh so brave and fearsome authorian people' now?
Midna: That was too easy. You guys are pathetic.
Medli: Even I can fight better than you.
Tetra: All of you lot are useless.
Zelda: Watch out for monkeys.
Malon: Will do.
Ruto: We're not making that mistake again.
Me: ATTACK MY LOYAL MONKEYS WHO ARE HYPED ON ICED COFFEE!!!
10 Minutes Later
Me: Well at least we can say we didn't lose to a bunch of monkeys hey guys?
DRS: Totally.
Issacivan: That was awesome.
Evil Destroyer: Have a banana……NOOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
archsage328: You don't feed banana's to hyped up monkeys they just attack you.
Evil Destroyer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Robert: At least everything is fine again.
JGRDL: More Déjà Vu, Déjà Vu, Déjà Vu, Déjà Vu *still in fetal position*
DRS: You just had to say that didn't you?
*sheepish grin*
Link: As we were saying earlier, totally peaceful and quiet.
Saria: Nothing could be any better *snuggles closer*
Leo: I think I'm slowly going mad now.
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Well what did you think about that and tell me if you agree about the whole Navi Stone thing. I guess I don't have to tell you that you should really review *WINK WINK, NUDGE NUDGE....MAJOR HINT HERE!!* Well goodbye until the next chapter. If you have anything you want to say then you can mention it in your reviews or PM me.
Cya: LinkHammer