Finally another chapter is here. Sorry it took so long but school and writers block have been holding me back. Well I don't own the Legend of Zelda but I can still do random stuff with it *grin*. This is offically the longest chapter that I have ever submitted so *big celebration and party noises*.
Well why are you still reading this. GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
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Dawn of the First Competition 72 Hours Remain………this aint Majora's Mask you twit!!
"Ah what a beautiful morning" said Navi as she got out of bed and flew through the team dormitory to find Saria sitting in the kitchen.
"Morning Saria" the pesky blue fairy said in a cheery voice.
"Morning Navi, are the others up yet?' said Saria.
"Leo was just waking up when I left but the other two a still fast asleep" she said after grabbing a biscuit.
"I'll just throw water on them again" said Saria with an evil grin (reference for the water incident is chapter 1 of 'Link's Valentines Day).
"Morning" said Leo as he fluttered into the kitchen.
"Morning Leo" said Navi with a smile.
"What do we have planned for the day?" Leo said as he also grabbed a biscuit to munch on.
"Well today we are competing in the first event but before that we are going to throw water on Link and LH to wake them up" said Saria in a matter of fact tone while she lifted the now filled bucket out of the sink.
"I don't see this going well" said Leo while shaking his head.
"I see it going perfectly well" said Navi with a freaky Midna grin (this supports my theories).
"What could possibly go wrong?" said Saria as the group walked into the bedroom and up to Link's bed.
*SPLASH………………………*
"Huh?" said Leo in shock as he stared at the dripping wet but still asleep form of Link.
"Something's not right" said Navi.
"He's always so reactive to water when he's asleep. What could prevent him from waking up?" asked Saria.
The answer was given when Link rolled over in his sleep, removing some of the covers and showing that he was wearing his Zora Tunic.
"He must have known that you would do something like this to him when he wanted to sleep" said Leo.
"That's cheating" said Saria.
"Well there's always LinkHammer, I'm sure he won't be wearing a Zora Tunic" said Navi with an evil grin.
With that the fairy started flying towards the prone figure of the sleeping author when all of a sudden my hammer flies off the ground, picks up the bucket and pours its contents on top of Navi (man I love that upgrade).
Leo and Saria tried to stifle their laughter with no success whatsoever and a contented grin crept over the face of the sleeping author.
"This isn't going to get us anywhere" said Saria after she stopped laughing.
"Let's get breakfast ready while we wait for those guys" said Navi in a very annoyed tone of voice.
10 Minutes Later
"Mmmmmm, smells delicious" said Navi as her meat, potato and gravy was ladled into her bowl.
"I can't wait to taste it" said Leo.
"Be careful, it's hot" said Saria.
"AAAHH, HOT HOT HOT!!" screamed Navi who had not paid any attention to what Saria had said.
Now twice in one morning, Saria and Leo were failing to stifle laughter.
"I guess we'll just have to go for a walk and wait for our stuff to cool down" said Saria.
"Ok" said Leo.
"Why do I suddenly feel like a bear?" said Navi just before the three left the dormitory / cottage thingy.
Meanwhile in the Other Dorms
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" screamed Ganondorf.
"What's wrong Ganny" said Majora.
"My name is not Ganny!!!" yelled Ganondorf.
All of this noise woke up Mido who quickly looked around the room and did pretty much the same thing Ganondorf did.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"What's wrong with you two?" asked Majora.
"The room is bl**dy painted pink for goddess's sake!!" yelled Mido.
"And it definitely was a nice black and grey yesterday!!" Ganondorf also yelled.
"………Soooooooo" said Majora.
"I WILL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS TO OUR ROOM!!!" Mido and Ganondorf yelled at the same time.
"………………..huh?" they said at the same time as well.
"This is really freaking us out" they said in unison once again.
"This is going to take a long time" said Majora while shaking his head and wondering whether or not the room might have been better in a beige colour.
Next Dorm
"I wonder what Link will be wearing today" said Zelda as she stared out of the window.
"It will be something nice a blue, to show that he loves me endlessly" said Ruto as she shined her scales.
"Not likely fish girl. He will wear red to match my hair because he loves me so much" said Malon.
"Both of you are wrong. He will wear that beautiful golden tunic that I gave to him as a birthday present" said Zelda with a superior smile.
"The Zora Tunic lets him breathe and withstand water, he wore it all through the temple even where there wasn't any water just so that he could be with me if we met" said Ruto.
"He likes to wear the red tunic when he rides MY horse, meaning that he wants to impress me" said Malon.
"He loves me!"
"No he loves me!"
"He loves me instead!"
*SMASH, BAM, POW, RANDOM FIGHTING NOISES*
What's in This One
"I wonder what contest we are entering in today?" said Medli.
"Hopefully one where we will have to fight" said Tetra.
"Do you mean as in something that will hurt people?" asked Midna.
"Yes" said Tetra with her famous wink.
"…….Excellent!!" said Midna with her freaky grin.
"You two really need to calm down with the violence" said Medli.
"Listen, just because you are not the best of fighters yet doesn't mean that you can tell us fighters what to do" said Tetra.
"Soon enough you'll be gouging their eyes out with the rest of us" said Midna.
"Well if you two say so……I think I'll go play some music on my harp outside for a bit" said Medli before exiting the building.
Midna and Tetra looked at each other.
"We have a lot of work to do with that one" said Midna.
"Maybe I should enlist her as a pirate to toughen her up" said Tetra.
"Hmmmmmmm" they said together.
Another Dorm………how long will this go for?
"Baseball BatCheck"
"Tazor swordCheck"
"Book on explosivesCheck" said JGRDL.
"What are you doing?" asked Robert.
"Just making sure that I have everything I may need to use in the first competition" JGRDL replied.
"Ok………..hey where's DarthRevanShepard?" asked Robert.
"She's outside practising" said JGRDL.
"Ok, I'll go check" said Robert as he walked out the door.
"Rubber DuckyCheck" said JGRDL.
Outside DRS was spinning around and hitting light bulbs that hung from trees.
"What you doing?" asked Robert.
"Practising" replied DRS.
"Yeah, I kinda got that part. What are you practising doing?" said Robert.
"Hurting Navi" was DRS's reply as she smashed another ten glowing light bulbs.
"This is going to be a really interesting day" thought Robert before going to find something to eat.
Final Dorm………It's about time.
*Loud guitar noises*
"ARGH can you stop that infernal racket!!!" yelled archsage328 as he tried to sleep a bit longer.
"Sorry but I need to practice" said Evil Destroyer.
"Can't you do it some other time?" asked archsage328.
"No can do" replied Evil Destroyer before strumming another series of chords.
"Oi, be quiet up there! I'm trying to watch TeleTubbies!!" yelled Issacivan from the entertainment centre (they have an entertainment centre in these dorms…….cool).
"You're watching TeleTubbies?" said a stunned Evil Destroyer.
"……I shouldn't have said that" said Issacivan.
*More loud guitar noises*
"That's it you're going down now!!" yelled an archsage328.
"I'm with you on that" said Issacivan as he raced up to help archsage.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH" screamed Evil Destroyer.
Back at Link's Dorm
"That food should be just the right temperature now" said Saria as she walked through the entrance to the dorm.
"I can't wait to eat it now that my tongue has stopped burning" said Navi.
"I still can't believe that you managed to do that right after Saria said that the food was hot" remarked Leo.
"Shut up" said Navi.
"Saria went over to the pot to serve her own food when…….
"Huh, I'm sure that I made a full pot of stew, this is half empty" said Saria.
"Hey, I think I can hear the television in the entertainment centre" said Navi.
"Let's go" said Leo and the three ran into the mentioned area.
"Morning" Link and I said from our seats as we held our now empty bowls of stew (by the way, Link is now wearing his green tunic, just to really p*ss off ZM&R).
"You two were asleep when we left" exclaimed Navi (gee what excellent detective skills, Navi is really Sherlock Holmes in disguise).
"Well we're awake now" I said.
"And you ate most of our stew. The pot's now half empty" said Saria sternly.
"Well if you look at it from a positive side you could always argue that the pot is actually half-full" said Link.
"Why argue, just eat" I said matter-of-factly.
"This isn't helping guys" said Saria with a slight tone of annoyance in her voice.
"Oh and the stew was beautiful, but no-where as near beautiful as you" said Link sweetly (what a smoothy).
"Why thank you Link" said Saria before giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Let's go to the competition" said Navi.
2 Hours Later……Yay we finally got to the event
"Hi and welcome to the very first event for the Hyrule Games" announced Dark Link.
"I still can't that Dark Link is somewhat good this time" said Link.
"Hey Link I see your still wearing your skirt" sneered Dark Link.
"Ok I believe it now, and it's a tunic!!!" said Link.
"Sure" Dark Link said sarcastically.
"Hey you're wearing the same thing too" I said.
"……..shut-up" said Dark Link.
"Seeing as D-L is incapable of announcing anything, I will do it" said Volvagia.
"Whoa, he actually talks" said Evil Destroyer.
"That's something you don't see everyday" said archsage328.
"Well when you listen to tales about dragons you will actually find that the majority of them are said to speak" said Issacivan.
"Urgh, hurt brain" groaned Robert.
"Boring information" JGRDL also groaned.
"If these people don't shut-up I won't be able to concentrate on my trap for Navi" thought DarthRevanShepard.
"The first event of the day will be a Super Smash Brothers style battle tournament. The order that the teams will fight in are:
Heroes of Time vs. We Baddies Love Each Other
P*ssed Off Link Fangirls Who Always Need Help From Link vs. Bunch of Crazed Authors.
Newbies To The Stories Who Also Always Need Link To Help Them vs. Evil Issacian ArchSage People.
Goddess's of Might vs. Champions
We expect you all to fight fairly" said Volvagia.
"Let the tournament begin!!!" shouted Dark Link"
Round 1
"Saria, you take Mido. LH, you take Majora and I'll take Ganondorf" said Link.
"Ok" said Saria.
"Why do I get the weird one?" I said.
"No time to explain, let's fight" said Link before drawing the master sword and charging Ganondorf.
They met with a clash of steel as their swords met.
"I will defeat you and your friends" said Ganondorf as he used his weight to push down on the master sword.
"Never" said Link as he disconnected the two swords and attacked in a whirlwind of fast strikes.
"You'll see who the better guy is now Saria" said Mido with a sneer.
"Shut-up and fight" said Saria as she hurled a green energy ball at Mido's face.
*ZAP*
"That's it. If I have to hurt you to show how good I am then I'll do it!!" shouted Mido before attacking with kicks and punches which Saria blocked most of with some protective spells.
"I'm gonna beat you easy, Majora. What do you have to say about that?" I said.
"Ookda da da" said Majora.
"WTF?!!"
Majora charged at me on his scrawny legs with whips drawn.
*SWISH, SWISH, CLANG, SLAP*
"Ow. That's going to cost you!!" I yelled.
"Is that the best you can do?" sneered Ganondorf as he blocked another one of Link's strikes.
"Never" said Link as he suddenly jumped over Ganondorf's head.
Ganon went to block a sword stroke but Link wasn't attacking him.
*SMASH, POWER-UP NOISE*
"This is the best I can do!!!" shouted Link as he absorbed the smash ball.
*SHING, SHINGM SHING, CLANG, WHACK, BAM, POW*
Ganondorf went flying off the edge of the stage and collapsed.
"You're using too much of your power Saria" said Mido as Saria staggered. "Looks like I'm going to beat you at something for once" said as he grabbed her arm.
"Hyaaa!!!" yelled Link as he leaped at Mido and hit him with his sword (note: you don't get cut in two or anything so you can be sliced with weapons, shot etc.)
"What?" said Mido in shock.
"Don't you ever grab Saria!!" yelled Link as he went into a fury of attacks.
"I'll do what I want" said Mido as he tripped Link, grabbed Saria and started to run.
"Hey Mido!!" shouted Link.
"What" said Mido as he turned while running.
*CLANG*
Link's shield slid of Mido's face leaving an imprint of the offending face. Mido collapsed on the ground unconscious and was thrown of the edge of the stage by Link.
"Are you ok Saria?" asked Link.
"Yeah, are we winning?" replied Saria.
Majora was running in circles around the now bored author.
"21, 22, 23, 24 ,25" I counted as Majora ran right by me again and again. "Ok I'm just going to end this" I said and stuck my hammer out.
*WHACK, THUMP*
Majora was clothes lined by my hammer.
"Seriously how stupid can you get?" I said before delivering a solid hit to Majora's head and knocking him out.
"AND THE WINNERS OF THIS FIGHT ARE 'HEROES OF TIME'!" yelled Volvagia.
"Yay!!" I said.
"Oh Hammer Boy I was so worried for you" said Nayru as she ran out from the crowd towards me.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH" I said and started to run away.
Well you can guess the result of the chase. No-one can beat a deity when it comes to a chase.
FIGHT TWO!!!
"Robert, you get Ruto. JGRDL, you get Malon and I'll get Zelda" said DarthRevanShepard.
"Ok" said JGRDL.
"Why do I get fish woman?" complained Robert.
"Because we don't want her" replied DRS.
"Cr*p" said Robert before going and fighting Ruto.
"I'll use my fantastic water powers on you and win Link" said Ruto.
*TWANG, WHACK*
An arrow stuck out one of Ruto's fins.
"NOW YOU DIE!" she screamed.
"EEEEEKKKK!!!"
"So it comes down to this" said Malon.
"Baseball Bat vs. Pitchfork" said JGRDL.
"Well you will not win because my pitchfork has got an improvement that will absolutely own your Baseball Bat" said Malon as she pulled out her pitchfork which had a………Mozart Wig? (Thanks JGRDL)
"I'll never give in" said JGRDL before drawing his Baseball Bat and Tazor Sword.
"May the best girl win" said Malon.
"Waaaaaait!!! I'm not a girl" said JGRDL.
"Could've fooled me" said Malon.
"I…Hate…You"
"So princess are you still obsessed with jewels?" said DRS.
"What's it to you?" sneered Zelda.
"This!!!" said DRS before pulling out her hockey stick which was now encrusted with jewels.
"Oooooo pretty" said Zelda.
*WHACK*
"They also make it hurt more" said DRS as Zelda came out of her daze.
"Now you've made me mad!!" yelled Zelda before she turned into a ball of light from which emerged………SHIEK!!!...........Ok I just wanted to do that.
"Nothing can save you now Robert" cackled Ruto.
*SMASH, POWER-UP*
"You guessed wrong" said a now glowing Robert.
"Oh sh*t" said Ruto.
"Hiya folks and welcome to Kareoke night" announced Robert as he held up his microphone.
"Huh?" said Ruto.
"Princess Ruto will now sing" announced Robert.
"Ok, ummmmmm. Hi people" said Ruto as she took the microphone.
"BOOOOOOO!!!" yelled an angry crowd as they suddenly mobbed Ruto and threw her off stage.
"WOW! I didn't know that was my final smash" said Robert before walking off to see what else he could do.
"My pitchfork is too good for you JGRDL" said Malon.
"Ugh, I can't lose" said JGRDL.
"You are getting weaker and weaker as the Mozart Wig powers up the pitchfork" said Malon.
"Is this the end for me?" though JDRDL.
*WHACK*
"Ow, what hit me?" said JGRDL.
"Ha, you just got hit by a cricket bat" said Malon.
*grin*
"It's not just a cricket bat Malon. It's MR. CRICKET BAT!!!" yelled JGRDL before hitting Malon for a six off stage.
"Thank you Mr. Cricket Bat" said JGRDL before bowing to the master and going to help DRS.
"We are pretty evenly matched" said Sheik.
"Neither of us is strong enough or quick enough to hit the other" said DRS. "If only there was something to incite my fury."
Suddenly a screaming Navi was thrown on top of Sheik's head by your friendly neighbourhood author *grin*.
"Bingo!!" said DRS before moving with such incredible speed and power that Sheik was stunned just by seeing it……. So now can you imagine how stunned she is after getting hit by it?
"THE SECOND FIGHT IS WON BY 'BUNCH OF CRAZED AUTHORS'!!" shouted Dark Link.
Fight Number Three
"So do we all understand the plan" said Issacivan.
"………………..sorry I lost the conversation after the first 'blah'" said Evil Destroyer.
"Let's just attack them!!" shouted archsage328 before running off to fight Tetra.
"Good idea" said Evil Destroyer before going to attack Midna.
"Well I guess this just leaves Medli for me to attack" said Issacivan.
"So what can a pirate do?" said archsage328.
"Plenty of things" said Tetra.
"You mean like doing nothing until the big bad guy is at his weakest and then claiming practically all the credit for shooting a few arrows while the real hero does all the work" said archsage328.
"No-body insults me and gets away with it!!" yelled Tetra.
*WHOOSH, THUMP*
"The wind doesn't have a body" smirked archsage as Tetra picked herself off the ground.
"DIE!!!" yelled Tetra.
"There's no way you will ever defeat me" said Midna.
"Are you sure about that" said Evil Destroyer.
"More than you'll ever know" said Midna before throwing some condensed Twilight at Evil Destroyer.
"Is that the best you can do?" said ED as he deflected the twilight using the gilded sword.
"That was just a warm up exercise" said Midna with that freaky grin of hers.
"Ummm, I'm not really all that good at this fighting stuff" said Medli.
"Ok, so don't fight then" said Issacivan.
"But I have to or Tetra and Midna will call me weak" said Medli.
"Well how bout we just pretend" said Issacivan.
"Ok" said Medli.
"See it's not too hard" said Issacivan as he fired an arrow off to Medli's side.
"Ummm…….thanks for this" she said. (Ok this seems to be a romantic scene……. What is going on here!!!?)
archsage328 shot himself to numerous locations using the longshot but Tetra was always just a little bit behind him with that sword of hers.
"Come back here" said Tetra.
"How bout you come to me" said archsage as he turned in mid-air and hooked Tetra. "Well what are you going to do now?"
*KISS*
"Huh?" said archsage as he pulled away. "Wow."
Tetra chose this moment to attack him while he was stunned.
*PUNCH*
"OW!! Ok you are going over the edge" said archsage before firing the longshot, with Tetra still attached off the edge of the screen.
"Time to go help Issacivan" he said.
"Why do you look like Link from my time?" said Midna.
"Because I want to" said Evil Destroyer.
"Well in that case, you will look good as a dog" said Midna before she threw a dark crystal at ED.
"Woof?" barked Evil Destroyer as he looked at his new wolf body.
"Now I can use you for transportation" said Midna before jumping onto his back.
*SPIN ATTACK*
Midna went flying off Evil Destroyer and over the edge of the stage. This also removed the dark crystal from ED's body, changing him back into human form.
"Man I'm glad that's over" said ED as he scratched his head. "I think I got flees."
"Well one of us is going to have to lose" said Issacivan as he did another fake attack on Medli.
"Yeah but who?" she said.
That question was answered when archsage328 came running around the corner with a powerful blast of wind which then knocked Medli on top of Issacivan.
"Ummm, hi" said Issacivan with a blush.
"Hi" said Medli as she picked herself up.
Unfortunately for her, the wind was still blowing and her wings folded out which then blew her off the stage.
"EVIL ISSACIAN ARCHSAGE PEOPLE WIN!!!!" Dark Link and Volvagia yelled together.
"Well we only have a few rounds left to fight for this part of the Games" said Link.
"I guess we should get as much rest as possible in the meantime" said Saria.
"I'LL KILL YOU FOR THROWING ME!!" yelled Navi.
*WHACK, BAM, POW, THUMP, HURTIES*
"I think that's going to be a bit hard for LinkHammer" said Leo.
*groan*
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Well what did you think? Review and tell me for while Iced Coffee may be my life blood, reviews are what makes my brain tick............I think. Well until the next chapter of random wackiness. CYA!