Yay I'm up to chapter 8. I don't own the Legend of Zelda. This is just a random question but have you guys n girls seen "Zelda UO" and "The Real Legend of Zelda"? Thos are both absoloutely fantastic flash animations. You have my recomendations for watching them.

Well enough rambling and onto the story!!

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Link: Well that fighting sure was fun.

Ganondorf: I think it was a lousy test and so I didn't try hard.

Link: You're just saying that because I owned you in that round.

Ganondorf: No you didn't.

Everyone Else: Yeah he did.

Ganondorf: Bastards.

Saria: Well I won't use up too much of my power straight away next time.

Mido: I almost had you.

Saria: Well you didn't get me so BOOHOO SUCKS TO YOU!!

Tyler: You tell him Saria.

JGRDL: Yo it's good to see you Tyler.

Tyler: You were awesome out there man, kicking that Malon's butt with Mr. Cricket Bat.

JGRDL: Thanks.

Me: Well I have to say that it looks like the kind of scenario where I won't get hurt for once in this room………time to change that.

Leo: This won't be good.

Me: Yo Navi, did you enjoy your free flight to Sheik Land of the Falling Hockey Stick?

Navi: WHY YOU LITTLE *BEEEEEEEEEP*

Me: Much better.

Zelda: So you made me get hit by DRS. I'LL KILL YOU TOO!!!

Malon: He introduced Mr. Cricket Bat which is why I lost. YOU NEED TO BE HURT!!!

Ruto: I know you did something to work against me. DIE!!!!!

Tetra: Allowing people to use the longshot should be illegal and because it's your story I'm going blame it on you. IT'S HURTY TIME!!!

Mida: I never get thrown off TP Link when he does a spin attack so I'll blame it on you for changing that. PREPARE FOR PAIN.

Medli: I need to practice my fighting so I'll be ready next time. I HOPE THIS HURTS AT LEAST A BIT!!!

Me: Whoa……This is better than I thought.

DarthRevanShepard: Should we help him?

Robert: You saw what happened last time.

Evil Destroyer: We were owned by those Zelda characters.

archsage328: And then we were saved by a bunch of monkeys.

Issacivan: The chances of monkeys appearing again are extremely small if you look at all of the blah, blah, blah, blah which ties in with the.

DRS: SHUT-UP!!

JGRDL: I'm going to help anyway!

Issacivan: Me two!

DRS: You can count me in!

Evil Destroyer: Might as well.

archsage328: The wind will help us.

Robert: I have a bad feeling about this.

DRS&JGRDL: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!

And so the group of OC's ran towards the Zelda characters as fast as they could. JGRDL tripped over, archsage328 was thinking about which girls skirt he should blow upwards using the wind power and ran into a wall (dirty dirty). Robert didn't see the over hanging tree branch *WHACK*, Evil Destroyer saw some guys having a jam session and went to join then. Issacivan somehow managed to fall off a conveniently placed cliff. DarthRevanShepard somehow managed to reach the Zelda characters.

JGRDL: Stupid non-existing tree roots.

archsage328: Stupid wall now I've forgotten what I was thinking about (that's a relief)

Robert: Ok who put that branch there!! Innocent's like me never see those things until we hit them!

Evil Destroyer: *loud guitar noises* I am the best in the world, no-one can ever be better than me!!

Issacivan:……………why do I have to fall off the cliff?

DarthRevanShepard: Time for you to die Navi!!

Navi: Zelda Characters you can attack LinkHammer, this one's mine.

*WHACK, BAM, POW, ZAP, BOOM, PIKACHU (WTF?)*

Navi: You'll never win!!

DRS: I just have *cage falls on top of Navi*

JGRDL: YAY YOU DID IT!!!

archsage328: I remember now *WHOOSH*………heh heh heh.

Robert: CHAINSAW!!!..........Now no-one will run into that branch again

*WHACK*

Robert: WHAT? ANOTHER ONE!!!

Evil Destroyer: Did I miss something?..........*loud guitar noises*

Issacivan: *phew* finally I'm back where everyone else is………*falls another cliff* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

*THUMP*

Issacivan: This isn't funny

DarthRevanShepard: Yay I beat Navi!!! Now I can sell her on Ebay for heaps of cash.

Link: I've been left out of most of this chapter.

Saria: It's not fair, we're the main characters.

Leo: People should be more considerate of us.

Link: Well I guess everything's still fine though.

Saria: Yeah, everyone was kept in good condition when they weren't talking about us.

Leo:Yeah…………hey where's LinkHammer.

Zelda Characters: ATTACK!!!!

*WHACK, BAM, POW, ZAP, BOOM, THUMP, HURTIES, MORE HURTIES, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE HURTIES? WHACK*

Me:………..The agony

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Well there finishes yet another chapter. Ok now the thing is that this is a really challenging story structure for me and it's been hard to come up with ideas. I've been thinking 'Zelda' but every idea I have doesn't fit in with this story and the thing is that they are what I think to be brilliant ideas. I'm going to write a new story and as such you may not see an update for this story for a long time, but don't worry. This won't turn into one of those stories that are discontinued (I hate it when they do that). I will eventually come back and finish this story but until then I'm afraid you'll have to wait. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME OR HATE ME!!!!

So don't be disappointed and if your stress level is rising then go watch Zelda UO or The Real Legend Of Zelda, they should relieve you.

This is LinkHammer signing out for now.