Hiya readers. I though that I should give you another chapter or two seeing as you are all being so patient with this one. I'd like to thank all of you for reading this and not destroying me when I said I would put the story on hold (I really thought that many of you would). I have decided to open up with a mini Zelda Chat Room chapter just for the heck of it and am putting the main chapter next. Well that should be enough of me annoying you by just talking and not letting you read the story so let's get on with it!!

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ps: I don't own the legend of Zelda (hope that annoyed you)

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Me: I'm back!

Link: It's about time.

Saria: We were getting bored.

Navi: That's right, how long has it been since you last updated this story?

Me:…………………I don't know.

Leo: But you're the author, you should know!

Me: Well what's the point in keeping track of the time? It's not like anything bad has happened to you guys while I've been gone.

Link: Well everyone basically went along fine and are just doing whatever they please while waiting for you.

Me: See.

Saria: Ummm, Nayru has sort of gone on a rampage trying to find you.

Leo: She had gone and destroyed a couple of kingdoms that said they had information about you but refused to tell her.

Navi: She has been asking all of us if we know where you are and it's starting to drive me crazy.

Me: You mean you aren't already. Wow could have fooled me.

*WHACK*

Navi: That felt so good.

Zelda: Link is still hanging around that Saria girl.

Malon: Why did LinkHammer have to put them together during LVD?

Ruto: Just to try and make the girl happy and then crush her dreams when he finally reveals that he really wants me and Link to be together.

Zelda: Mostly right except he wants it to be Link and me.

Malon: No, it's me whom will end up with Link.

Midna: Hey calm down girls, you know that he wants me.

Tetra: Oh please. As if he would ever want a Twili.

Midna: Well why would he want another girl who he has to save?!

Tetra: Because he and I are destined to be together.

ZMaRT&Mi: *WHACK, THUMP, FIGHTING OVER LINK NOISES*

Din: Let's go see Link and Saria.

Farore: Anything to get away from Nayru.

Nayru: I'm coming with you just incase Hammer Boy is back.

Din: He won't be back!

Farore; He's too busy doing other stuff to even care about anyone here.

Nayru: He'll come back for me!

*POOF, POOF, POOF*

Saria: Hey look Link, it's the Din, Farore and…………oh oh.

Link: What do you mean by………this won't be good.

Leo: LH I advise you hide.

Me: Where?

Navi: I don't know, how about that conveniently placed and totally obvious bush.

Me: Perfect!

Din: Sorry to disturb you all but we needed some time out.

Farore: It's really boring up there right now and Nayru has reprogrammed my tracking device to find LinkHammer.

Link: Well he's not anywhere near here.

Saria: Yep, haven't seen him for ages.

Leo: Almost forgotten that he exists.

Navi: And he's definitely not hiding in that conveniently placed bush over there.

Bush:……………I'll get that fairy (that was thinking not speaking)

Nayru: Wait……HAMMER BOY!!!! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK FOR ME!!!!

Bush: sh*t

*GLOMP, HUG, CUDDLE, DOUBLE GLOMP, KISS*

Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Nayru: We have so much to catch up on, let's go.

Me: *whimper*

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Din: Well at least that will keep Nayru happy and away from us for a while.

Farore: Yeah, I don't think I could have survived another day of "WHERE IS HAMMER BOY"

Link: At least everything is back to abnormal again.

Saria: As soon as LinkHammer manages to get away from Nayru he can continue with the adventure.

Navi: And I can start hitting him again.

Leo: Still I feel sorry for the guy.

Others:………Nah

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Issacivan: Hey guys, I heard that LinkHammer is back.

archsage328: Well he took his time, I'm glad I asked him to update soon.

Evil Destroyer: Now we can finally get back to the games.

Robert: Goody, I've been practising!

JGRDL: YEAH BABY!!!..................I just overdid it then didn't I?

DarthRevanShepard: Yeah just a little bit but who cares? Now I can finally DESTROY NAVI!!!

Others: Now who's overdoing it?

DarthRevanShepart:………shut-up.

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Ganondorf: When I find that puny author I shall destroy him with my awesome dark power! Nobody keeps the Dark Lord waiting for another chapter.

Mido: I can just tell that we will get a main part in the next chapter.

Majora: Yeah because we are just the best and I really look good wherever I stand.

Me: HEY I'M NOT HAVING YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER GUYS AND MAJORA, YOU LOOK REALLY UGLY WHEREVER YOU STAND!!!! *said while running past as I somehow managed to escape from Nayru.......don't asked me how cause even I don't know*

GM&M: MUST DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Navi: Hey look, listen! Ganondork, Mini Mido and Majorass are trying to hurt LinkHammer............cya guys but this is a job for NAVI!!!!

Link: She didn't just go to help LH did she?

Saria: Nah, she wants to help the others bash him.

Leo: This can't be a good welcome back author celebration for him can it?

*WHACK, THUMP, SNAP, CRACK, CRUNCH, SMASH*

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Well I hope you all enjoyed that because I think I may have lost a bit of my touch with this kind of writing. Oh well. Please review and tell me what you think of this because it really means alot to me.

CYA!!!