Ok, now it's time for some ACTION!!!................I don't own the Legend of Zelda. Ok I don't have much to say except that I am glad that Daylight Savings has finally ended over here now (WOOHOO). Also have you guys heard about the new Zelda game for the DS? Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. I reckon it's just a game made to keep us happy while we wait for a Zelda game made specially for the Wii.......or that's what I hope. Well enough talking and more reading.

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Super Smash Round 2

"That was an excellent first round of fighting there. Unfortunately the losing teams won't be allowed to compete in this round of fighting and will only be awarded 10 points for competing" Dark Link said with a small clap of his hands.

"Our second round is bound to be even more exciting as the winners fight each other and even the goddesses enter the brawl!" Volvagia announced in an excited voice.

"Here are the groups that you will be battling in:"

"Heroes of Time vs. Goddesses of Might!!"

"Bunch of Crazed Authors vs. Evil Issacian ArchSage People!!"

"LET THE FIGHTING BEGIN!!" Volvagia and Dark Link yelled together.

To the Fighting Arena

"Ok so we need to fight those other authors" JGRDL said.

"Well we saw their fighting style and it's easy to see what their weaknesses are" DarthRevanShepard said confidently.

"Yeah but they might just surprise us so we should be careful" Robert said cautiously.

"…………..nah" DRS said with a shrug of her shoulders.

"You are impossible to work with" Robert said with annoyance.

"Stop bickering and let's go!" JGRDL said.

"Ok guys this is going to be an intense battle" archsage328 said.

"We'll win for sure" Evil Destroyer said as he leaned on his guitar.

"Never underestimate your enemy. If you look at many of the famous warriors who died you will find that it was through overconfidence and" Issacivan started to say.

"I knew that!" Evil Destroyer butted in before Issacivan could go into to much detail.

"Let's go guys" archsage328 said before turning towards the battle arena.

The two groups lined up in their battle positions. Evil Destroyer held onto the neck of his guitar while DarthRevanShepard twirled her hockey stick around. Issacivan pulled out the Ordon Sword and swung it a few times before accidentally tripping over. Robert swung his own sword around and tested his microphone. archsage328 sent little swirls of wind around the make some nearby flags flutter. JGRDL twirled Mr. Baseball bat around and adjusted his monocle. Tension started to build as Dark Link walked to a small podium right in the centre of the arena. He looked from one team to the other before pulling a shiny silver whistle out of his non-existent pocket. Putting the whistle to his lips he took a breath and then blew.

*BOINKLESPLURT!!!!!!!!!*

Off on the sidelines the audience just looked at Dark Link as he scratched his head in puzzlement and Volvagia tried to stifle his laughter (not easy for a dragon).

"That was weird" Saria said to Link.

"I have an idea about how that happened" Link said as he looked at a certain author.

"……….what?" I said as I twirled a small shiny silver whistle around. Strangely enough it looked just like Dark Link's whistle (what a coincidence).

*WHACK*

"OW!" I said as I rubbed my face.

"You have to learn that you shouldn't tamper with the games" Navi said.

"Awwww Man!!"

Back in the Arena……………we never left anyway………did we?

JGRDL swung Mr. Baseball bat at archsage328 who jumped over JG's head using the wind.

"So its power against agility is it?" JG said as he circled archsage328.

"Nope, the wind is also powerful" archsage328 said before sending a gust of wind at JGRDL, knocking him over.

"You are going to pay for that!" JDRDL said as he picked himself up and charged at archsage328.

"Who will win out of my guitar and your hockey stick?" Evil Destroyer said as he circled DRS.

"Well I believe that my hockey stick will definitely beat your guitar" DRS said as she went in for a quick strike to ED's leg.

*CRACK*

"OW!! Ok now I'm angry and you don't want to see me angry" ED said.

"You don't want to see me when I get angry at seeing other people angry" DRS said before charging attacking once more.

*CLANG*

Robert's and Issacivan's swords met with a clang (we already know that!).

"I am so going to beat you" Robert said with a grin.

"On the contrary, I'm going to beat you" Issacivan said with the same grin.

"Bring it on nerd boy!" Robert said before leaping forward and bringing his sword down to hit Issacivan.

*CLANG*

"You're going to have to try harder if you want to bring down this nerd" Issacivan said with another grin.

*WHOOSH*

"Ha, your wind attacks are getting weaker" JGRDL laughed as he brushed aside the gust of wind.

"How can you resist the wind?" archsage328 panted as he leaned against a wall to catch his breath.

"I don't know but it has to be something cool" JGRDL smirked.

Warning: Eating 10 gallons of cabbage pudding makes you highly resistant to the wind!!

"That's just disgusting!" archsage328 said as he looked at the sudden message that somehow appeared in front of everyone.

"Who cares, say goodbye now!!" JGRDL said before hitting archsage328 across the arena, over the podium where he slammed into Dark Link and then kept sailing through the air and off stage.

Dark Link picked himself up then went to stand back on the podium as Volvagia tried to hold in his laughter………again.

DRS and ED were fighting like wild things, with their chosen weapons speeding through the air like lighting………..ok we'll stop fast forwarding the fight.

"This is so easy, you fight like a girl" ED said with a laugh.

*SLAP*

"That's because I am a girl and now you have really p*ssed me off!!" DRS said slamming her hockey stick into ED's guitar as hard as she could.

"MY GUITAR!!" ED cried as he looked at his now dented and pretty messed up guitar.

"Hmmmm, is this a bobomb?" DRS said as she looked at the small walking bomb going past her. "Time to practice my goal shooting!" she said before hitting the bobomb straight at the weeping ED.

*BOOM……….little body parts falling from the sky noises……SPLAT?*

"………I killed him!" DRS said as she looked at the various parts of flesh.

"NO THAT WAS JUST SOMETHING I ADDED FOR EXTRA EFFECT!" Volvagia yelled as he picked up the live ED and threw him off the stage.

"I am not going to be beaten by some nerd!" Robert said as he swung his sword at Issacivan again.

*POWER-UP NOISES*

"Oh yes you are!" the glowing Issacivan smirked as he readied his final smash……."AND NOW IT'S TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF WITH USELESS TRIVIA QUESTIONS!!" (watch Metal Gear Crisis on newgrounds. I'll make my own questions but I got the idea from that flash animation)

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

"If people say that smoking kills you, then why is it that 100% of all non-smokers die?"

"Why don't we see more physics winning the lottery?"

"What do women want?"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" Robert screamed before running away from Issacivan, into the podium knocking Dark Link off again, and then off stage.

"Oh Yeah!! I beat someone" Issacivan said as he did a little victory dance.

*TAP, TAP*

"Huh………..oh oh" Issacivan said as he looked at a smirking JGRDL and DarthRevanShepard.

CENSORED FOR UNNECCESARY VIOLENCE…………what am I saying? Cue the Violence!!!!

*WHACK, THUMP, SNAP CRACKLE POP, CRACK, HURTIES, PERSON FLYING OFF STAGE AND TAKING DARK LINK OUT ALONG THE WAY NOISES*

"AND THE WINNERS ARE 'BUNCH OF CRAZED AUTHORS'" Volvagia announced as Dark Link was taking a much needed nap on the arena floor.

HEROES OF TIME vs. GODDESSES OF MIGHT!!

"Ok this is going to be a real tough battle so I suggest that you and I stick together Saria" Link said.

"Ok Link, nothing can stop us" Saria said with a grin.

"Hey what about me?" I said.

"You can fend for yourself, I'm sure you can take on a goddess" Link said with a smile.

"I hate you right now."

"Link and I will take on Din and Farore so that means you take Nayru LH" Saria said before turning to face the goddesses.

"I really hate you two right now" I said.

"Well we all hate you too" Navi said to me as she appeared from nowhere.

*WHACK*

"Stupid fairy should keep quiet.

"Well this will be interesting fighting you two" Din said as she conjured some fireballs.

"Both of you have some of our powers and have your own little skills" Farore said as she made some vines appear in her hands like whips.

Din suddenly threw a fire ball at Link who hit it at Farore with the master sword (kind of a TwinRova battle here).

At the same time Farore had lashed out at Saria who summoned an emerald disk to cut the whips before they could reach her.

"Bring it on god girls" Link said with a smile.

"Nothing can stop me and Link when we're together" Saria said as she readied a spell.

"Well see about that" Din said with a small laugh.

"May the best fighters win" Farore said before launching a set of spells towards Link and Saria.

The battle was on.

"Hiya Hammer Boy" Nayru said as she walked up to me.

"Could you just jump off stage because I really shouldn't hurt you" I said as I backed away from Nayru.

"How could you hurt me when I have this" Nayru said before sending a blue orb in a random direction.

*POWER-UP NOISE*

"NAYRU'S LOVE!"

"Ok I can't hurt her while she's protected by that barrier……… wait that isn't Nayru's Love" I thought.

*HERE COMES THE BRIDE MUSIC*

"Crap where'd this church, priest and everything else suddenly appear from" I said as I looked around before trying to run away. I was stopped by some big ugly guy which reminds me of the 'Three Musketeers' movie (WHOA UGLY!!)

"Well time for you to marry me Hammer Boy" Nayru said with a wink.

*whimper*(Man she's worse than Ruto is with Link)

Link's clothing was slightly singed and Saria had small whip marks on her arms and legs. Farore was leaning against a wall recovering from the blast of energy that Saria had sent at her along with a fireball that Link had hit at her as well.

"Farore are you ok" Din said as she continued to attack Link and Saria.

"No……I must withdraw from this fight sister" Farore said before teleporting away in a green flash of light.

"Well Din, it's two against one and I haven't warmed up yet" Link said with a grin.

"I can keep fighting for a while longer" Saria said.

Din was distracted by Link slashing in at her side which she blocked with a quick spell. However this left her defences open and a supercharged ball of Forest energt slammed into the goddess and sent her flying off the stage and into the judges stand where Dark Link had earlier retired to hoping that he wouldn't get hurt again………like that will ever come true.

"Are you alright after that spell Saria" Link said as he quickly fussed over her cuts and bruises.

"I'm fine Link but we should really go and help LinkHammer before he gets married against his will in that church that Nayru summoned up" Saria said before grabbing Link by the hand and rushing off to help me.

"Do you Nayru take this guy, LinkHammer to be your lawfully wedded author?" the priest said.

"I do" Nayru said as she looked at me.

"And do you LinkHammer take Nayru to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the priest said.

At that moment Link and Saria barged in and quickly tackled Nayru to the ground.

"Need some help there LinkHammer" Link said.

"I sure do………I did not just use those words then did I?"

"I now pronounce you author and…" the priest began to say.

"Hold up priesty guy, if I can get someone to say 'I object' within the next 30 seconds then this wedding is cancelled" I said.

Link and Saria were to busy fighting Nayru to say anything and it wasn't like anyone else would help.

"Hey Navi!! You are the most annoying fairy in the entire universe!!" I yelled.

"I object to that statement!!" Navi yelled back.

"YES YOU JUST SAVED ME NAVI!!!"

*WHACK, PUNCH, THUMP*

"Thankyou……………*collapsing noise*"

A few moments of awesome Link & Saria beating goddess butt later

"AND THE WINNERS OF THIS ROUND ARE 'HEROES OF TIME!!!'" Volvagia yelled as he gave smelling salts to Dark Link. "Our final Super Smash Battle will be between 'Heroes of Time' and 'Bunch of Crazed Authors' after we have a quick recovery period. All the teams who lost this round get 20 points for getting here anyway."

"That was a close one" I said.

"Well you should be more careful with what you say LH" Saria said.

"Everyone keeps telling him that and he still doesn't listen" Navi said.

"I'm sure he's learned his lesson now" Leo said.

"HEY, IS THAT YOUR HAIR OR DO YOU HAVE A DOG ON YOUR HEAD?!!!"

"Here we go again" Link said as he shook his head.

*WHACK, THUMP, CRACK, SNAP*

"…………the agony"

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Well there you go, another chapter made for the Hyrule Games. Well I hope this will keep you happy until I update next. So please review as much as you want and until we meet again:

"Adios Amigos, and keep smiling!!"