Ok i don't own Naruto blablabla and i like stuff :3
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"Dadada. Hmm… hair gel, hair pins lalalal. Looking sexy lalalala" Naruto sang at the top of his lungs while doing his hair
"NARUTO SHUT UP!" shouted Jiraiya
"LALALA CANT HEAR YOU LALALA!" sang Naruto even louder as he stomped down the stairs to Jiraiya's bedroom .
"Lalala lovely Jiraiya, time to take me to school, since lalala my bike isn't hear yet tralalala" chanted Naruto
"walk" mumbled Jiraiya, his face peering out from under the covers.
"No, I'm serious"
"So am I". There was a pause before Naruto filled his lungs with air and Jiraiya knew what was coming.
"Lalalala I'm not dadada walking tralalala to school" Naruto belted out at the top of his lungs.
"Fine" Jiraiya got up and trudged to the kitchen, grabbing a set of keys off the hook. "Here" He said in an irritated tone, tossing the keys at Naruto
"Yes" Naruto hissed to himself.
"Now skit, I'm going back to sleep. Don't doing anything stupid, okay?" Jiraiya mumbled, shuffling back to his room and shutting the door.
Naruto grabbed an apple and headed off
"BYEBYE JIRAIYA" he shouted, slamming the door as he ran out with his bag slung over his shoulder, keys to Jiraiya's red Tesla Roadster in hand. Who knew how much you could get for writing what was practically porn?
Naruto set the GPS to the schools address he'd scribbled down on a piece of paper with some other direction of the schools building.
Parking in the school's car park, Naruto noticed a crowd of people huddled around a black Ferrari .After nearly hitting a few students he manage to get a space close to the school. He attracted a few people's attention since it was only a few spots down from the conspicuous car itself. After a quick look in the mirror to check out his hair and practice a cute smile he reached over and grabbed his bag from the passenger seat and hoped out.
Naruto being Naruto, he knew he was looking hot. Dressed up in his his tight black skinny jeans, orange converse, orange and black ripped t-shirt that looked like some animal shredded it up, and his black zip up hoodie. He pulled out the piece of paper with the directions on it and walked towards the building, while trying to pass through the crowd that was blocking his way to the school.
"Um, excuse me?" Naruto asked a pink haired girl trying to get pass.
"Ugh, do you mind? I'm trying to get a look of Sasuke" the girl declared, turning her nose up at him.
"Who?" Naruto asked
"Shut up! Didn't you listen? I'm busy" the girl said, pushing another girl out of the way. "um, yeah, ahha. That's nice, but can I get through now?" Naruto was growing bored of this girl and her stupidity
"Who do you think you're talking to y-you?" the girl stuttered, finally taking Naruto's form.
"Um, I don't know. I'm new" Naruto said flatly at the pink headed girl.
"Hi" a blond girl interrupted. "I'm Ino, sorry about her she's a bitch and you're a hottie. How can I help you?" Ino inquired, ending with a wink
"Shut it, Ino. Like you're not trying to get into Sasuke's pants as well!" Sakura snapped.
"I wasn't talking to you Miss Forehead" Ino retorted at Sakura
"um, yeah, I'm gonna go now" Naruto said, not wanting to get into their augment, stepping around them. Weird girl Naruto thought as he walked up the stairs.
Naruto strolled up to the the secretary's desk in the front office. Not looking at her, he pulled the documents out of his bag
"Naruto Uzumaki. I'm here to see Principle Tsunade". Naruto said in a sarcastic tone. Pshh Tsunade a principle…
"Naruto is that you?" a familiar voice called, making Naruto turn suddenly the person behind the desk.
"Shizune?" Naruto questioned. Before he knew it he was pulled into a bear hug.
"Naruto! I can't believe it's you! It's been, what, 2-3 years since I last saw you? You've grown so much" Shizune commented, squeezing the life out of him. "But when did you get those piercings and those red streaks in your hair young man?" Shizune said in a mothering scolding tone.
"Ah piercings.. 1 year ago. The dye? Maybe 2 schools ago?" Naruto guessed, trying to think back when he got them done.
"You know this stuff is money wasting?" Shizune huffed
"Yeah, but don't I look hot?" teased Naruto. Shizune smacked him on the back of his head playfully.
"Go now Naruto, or she'll be waiting all week for you" Shizune said with a smile
"Sure thing" Naruto said. He walked up and knocked on the door. Hearing a grunted come in he entered the room.
"Waa Baa-chan!" Naruto screamed out as he was tackled to the ground, a second after he'd shut the door.
"Brat" Tsunade happily squeezed the life out of Naruto.
"Ka- can't – bra-breath Ba-a-Chan" Naruto managed to gasp out.
"Haha, sorry about that!" Tsunade said sitting back into her chair.
"Right, back to business, here is you classes, school map, rules" She explained, passing over the papers to Naruto. "I suggest you read them. Your uniform should be here later today, so come by after school. Lucky Jiraiya told me you were coming 2 weeks ago."
"Ahha, that's it Baa-chan" said Naruto gleefully.
"Yes, I have some questions before you got to class though." Tsunade said. With a twitch of her eyebrow and a smile she hit Naruto hard on the shoulder.
"What the hell are those piercing doing on your body?! And that hair?! Are you some sort of delinquent?! Not in my school you're not. You hear me Brat?"
"Yes Baa-chan" Naruto said sarcastically.
"And anyway, what is with your clothes? Hasn't Jiraiya bought you new clothes? They look like you out grew them! They're so tight. Not to mention ruined" Tsunade said in her mothering nagging tone.
"Baa-chan they're fashionable! Besides I look hot" Naruto smugly remakerked.
"I don't care, you're not looking like some delinquent at my school! And how did you get here?"
"Drove" Naruto replied simple.
"Tsk. That's alright. Hope you're not bringing that death contraption to school"
"You mean Kyubii? She hasn't arrived yet. I'd give it a week before she comes" Naruto sated calmly
"well" Tsunade couldn't finish her sentence before Naruto began to wine.
"Baa-chan, I'm gonna miss my first day with all your nagging"
"Fine. Get Shizune to help you find your class" Tsunade shooed Naruto out of her office.
"Ah, stay outta trouble, will you?"
"Sorry Baa-chan, I make no promises. Oh, and don't drink too much while on the job okay?" laughed Naruto as he slammed the door shut.
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