YAY that part of the competition is now over. What kind of event do you think should happen next? Tell me in your reviews. I don't own the Legend of Zelda but I can buy all the games.

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Me: Hey we won!

Link: All thanks to Saria.

Saria: It wasn't much really.

Navi: That's right, it was my expert training sessions that helped you win

Me: I don't remember training.

Leo: She drugged your iced coffee.

Me: No one messes with my iced coffee. Prepare to die evil spawn of hell!!

Navi: AHHHHHHHHH…………….wait I'm supposed to hurt you.

Link: You need a reason to hurt him.

Saria: It becomes sort of evil if you do it for nothing.

Navi: Yeah.

Leo: Has he done anything to you lately.

Me: Only blown her and those other guys up with a cleverly laid plan that took only a few seconds to think of.

Navi: That really hurt now that my temporary amnesia is gone. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Zelda: Why haven't I been mentioned in the last chapter?

Malon: Same with me, I should at least have been mentioned as the person Link was fighting for.

Ruto: Only for that disgusting milk your cows make. He was really fighting for me, his one true love.

Zelda: Get real fishy. Link loves me!

Malon: As if!

Ruto: Bring it on!.

*SMASH, WHACK, BAM, POW*

Midna: Hey isn't that the author being chased by Navi.

Medli: So it is.

Tetra: He's the one who didn't include us in the last chapter.

MM&T: HE MUST BE HURT!!!

EvilDestroyer: That isn't my diary.

Issacivan: Of course it is.

EvilDestroyer: But it's pink and that doesn't suit my manliness.

archsage328: Yeah and that's why it has 'EvilDestroyer's Diary' written on the cover.

Robert: Be quiet guys, I'm trying to think.

Issacivan: Do you have the capability of thought.

Robert: Shut-up, my team so totally owned your team so don't go insulting your betters.

archsage328: Then why were you the very first one to be knocked out of the fight both times.

Robert: I wasn't ready.

EvilDestroyer: Yeah right! LOSER!!

JGRDL: He's not the one with a pink diary.

DarthRevanShepard: That is so totally shame.

JGRDL: I mean come on. A guy with an awesome name like EvilDestroyer has a pink diary.

DarthRevanShepard: Well don't forget the strange tendencies that Majora has.

JGRDL: Yeah I know but the fact is the diary is PINK!

Issacivan: Ok so we established the fact that it is pink.

JGRDL: AND IT'S PINK.

archsage328: Ok he's on a sugar rush and it needs to be beaten out of him.

Others: Let's do this!

*BAM, POW, HURTIES, SLAM, CRUNCH*

JGRDL:……the bleeding

Ganondorf: How humiliating, getting blown up by a fairy carrying a bomb.

Mido: Don't forget that the fairy got blown up as well.

Ganondorf: Yeah but that was all the plan of the useless author LinkHammer.

Mido: He is useless!

Majora: But we managed to have such a great period of bonding time together while we were in the infirmary.

Mido: All the more reason to beat the living daylights out of that author when we find him.

Ganondorf: THERE HE IS!! LET'S GO KILL HIM!!!

Majora: Just you wait my friends. Soon I will turn you to my side…. the Dark Side... Mwahahahahahaha

Din: Well I still can't believe that we didn't win the Super Smash round.

Farore: Yeah but at least we managed to learn more about the other teams in the process.

Nayru: And I get to spend more time around Hammer Boy *sigh*

Din: *whisper* She's still freaking me out Farore.

Farore: *whisper* I know. She has to get over that guy sometime.

Nayru: I can hear you guys so shut-up. You're both no better.

Din: What do you mean?

Nayru: I know that Farore definitely likes that JGRDL bloke, I've seen her researching him with her spy network.

Farore: ummmm *blush*

Nayru: And you like that Robert guy Din.

Din: I do not………and even if I did he is not powerful enough to interest me.

Farore: Since when have you ever considered power other than your own 'o' dominating sister?

Din: SHUT-UP!!

Saria: Link.

Link: Yeah?

Saria: you keep taking everyone out to dinner and spend heaps of rupees. Where do you get them all?

Link: Well while I was in the future I managed to find a sports almanac that contained all of the past decades sports results (Back to the Future). So I bet on the winner whenever I'm low on cash and soon I have enough money to help you guys.

Leo: I always knew you were hiding something.

Saria: Well now I don't have to worry about money when you're paying Link.

Link: Well that's what best friends do right.

Saria: Of course *wink*

Leo: *whispers to self* and that's how people in love act.

Saria: What did you say Leo?

Leo: Nothing, just rambling to myself about random things.

Me: Why is it that every time I come here, I end up being chased and hurt by other people?

Navi: Because your readers love seeing you get tormented now before I forget I have a present for you.

Me: What is it?

Navi: THIS! GO SUPER MR. CRICKET BAT!!!

*WHACK, BAM, POW, SLAM, CRUNCH, CRACK, HURTIES*

Me:……….the agony.

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Me: And there you go, the reason for Link's seemingly endless supply of cash and me hurt all in one super package. Ok I want to see lots of good reviews..............look deep into my unseeable eyes and you will be hypnotised. You will review, you will review.............*WHACK, THUMP, SLAM*...OW!!!!

Navi: Shut-up. You're freaking me out more than Majora

Me: That is pretty bad, thanks for the warning................REVIEW!!!!!!