And what is another chapter of the Hyrule Games without a fun filled side chapter involving practically everyone of the story in some random events inside our favourite place: THE ZELDA CHAT ROOM (which is probabl one of my best ideas so far even though someone else has probably already created one before me).
So hold onto your seats because
Link: The excitement is slowly building-up for the next event.
Saria: I can't wait to see which team will win the Dodongo Rodeo.
Leo: Hopefully it will be us!
Navi: Especially because I am so knowledgeable about everything.
Me: Only because you have Issacivan's notes, otherwise you are the most useless and clueless fairy ever created. I know chickens who know more about monsters than you.
Navi: CRICKET BAT ATTACK!!
Me: AAAAHHHHH, RUN AWAY!!!
Link: There they go again.
Saria: At this rate LH will have no energy for the Rodeo.
Leo: Are you kidding? LH with no energy, like that'll ever happen.
Farore: I should really go out and talk with the neighbouring team again sometime soon.
Nayru: You mean with that guy, JGRDL *wink*
Farore: What? N…no, of course not, I mean everyone.
Din: Is it possible that my other sister is falling for a guy.
Farore: Not at all, I'm certain.
Nayru: Hey look it's JGRDL!
Farore: Where!?
Nayru: Gotcha….hey wait a second, that's actually LinkHammer….I'm coming HammerBoy.
Din: I'm coming as well……TO DESTROY HIM!!!
Farore:…….I wonder what LH has done to annoy Din this time?
Me: Great, now not only do I have a mad fairy chasing me but also two obsessed goddesses. I'm not sure what's scarier though; that one of them likes me or that one of them wants to destroy me very painfully!
Zelda: Don't forget us!
Malon: Yeah, we're also here to attack you!
Ruto: Prepare for a world of pain!
Me: What have I done now!!
Zelda; You didn't mention us at all in the previous chapter!
Malon: And we're the most important people!
Ruto: You shall not be forgiven!
Din: Ditto.
Me: What would happen if I edited the previous chapter and included you in it?
Din: It doesn't matter. I'm a goddess and so the time paradox created by you performing such an act would be nullified thus leaving everyone in Hyrule with the knowledge of exactly whom you forgot to mention in the chapter.
Me: ……ok so you lost me when you started speaking.
*WHACK*
JGRDL: and she's just so cute, man I don't know why LinkHammer complains about goddesses when this one is so CUTE!!
Robert: Ok, you are starting to sound like Nayru when she talks about LinkHammer (though you're talking about Farore) except without any fan girl screaming or creepy pet name.
JGRDL: Well that's because I'm not obsessive and I don't follow Farore around 24/7……I hope that my spy will do his money's worth of the job!
DRS: Will you two stop talking about unimportant things and just start concentrating on the next event!
Robert: We can have our own free will.
JGRDL: Yeah and it's not like the conversation here involves you or anything.
DRS:…must…not…take…out…anger…on…tean-mates…….KILL FAIRY!!
*jet engine noise and cloud of dust*
Issacivan: I can't find my notes anywhere *breaks down sobbing*
ED: Get a grip man, it's only some notes.
AS328: Yeah but to him, they are all important; like an elixir of life and fountain of knowledge.
ED: Yeah but I just wish that he wouldn't act all nerdy about everything; these notes just make the nerd image worse.
AS328: You really shouldn't call people nerds, especially your own team-mates.
*brick hits Issacivan in the head*
Issacivan: OW!!! Hey there's a note attached to the brick…
"HELP ISSACIVAN; CRAZED FAIRY AND OTHERS ATTACKING ME! ABOUT TO BE OVERWHELMED. PLEASE ASSIST……
SIGNED: LinkHammer……
P.S: NAVI HAS YOUR NOTES…"
I'M COMING TO HELP LH……NERD HO!!!!
AS328: …ok he is a real nerd.
ED: Told ya.
Phantom: Hi, this is a random appearance by me just for no apparent reason and has nothing at all to do with the events that are happening in the chat room right now……
GA96: I'm doing the same thing as Phantom right now. This is my first time in the chat room and it looks awesome……well I can't really see anything at all but that's not the point, it's the principle of the thing!
Link: Twits…
Saria: Yup…
Now over to the awesome battle scene. I'll be commentating for the duration of this event.
Nayru is blowing kisses towards LinkHammer who is dodging these invisible missiles of love with great agility.
LinkHammer is surrounded on all sides by his attackers and seems to be saying something like "Please kill me in anyway you like. Just don't let Nayru get me, I beg of you."
Navi is holding Mr. Cricket Bat over her head ready to strike LinkHammer…but wait, a hockey stick has appeared out of nowhere to block the strike…AND NOW DarthRevanShepard HAS ENTERED THE BRAWL. DRS is attacking Navi leaving LH to fight the rest of the mob by himself, but wait; what is that coming closer to the fighting at incredible speeds? IT'S ISSACIVAN WHO IS YELLING "NERD HO!!"
It seems that LH will have some more opponents taken off his hands…nope Issacivan is just beating the living daylights out of Navi with DRS.
This battle is getting really violent…OUCH I THING ONE OF NAYRU'S BLOWN KISSES HAS FINALY CONNECTED!! LH is writhing in agony and now the mob of angry girls is descending upon him with fists, boots, rotten fish, and A MIGHTY PITCHFORK IN A MOZART WIG!!!
Oh and Navi is still getting the absolute *BEEEP* beaten out of her by Issacivan and DRS.
Link: Well that commentator's having fun.
Saria: Not to mention he's also doing a good job.
Leo: I guess that leaves us to close this chapter.
Link&Saria&Leo: GOODBYE, WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LATEST INSTALLMENT IN THE HYRULE GAMES!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!
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Ganondorf&Majora&Tetra&Medli&Midna&Dark-Link&Volvagia:
WHAT ABOUT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phew, that was alot of work. Well I hope that you are all extremely happy with this chapter because I have no idea when I will be getting another one out. Please review, it makes me want to update faster whilst knowing that people are eagerly awaiting more of my work (not that I'm sure I do work any faster, it just makes me feel better when I do work)
Well goodbye for now; until next we meet in this imagined world of randomness and hilarty with ultimate author and fairy bashing.
~LinkHammer~