Well here we are all back in the Zelda chat room. Please sit back, relax and enjoy. I hope I haven't lost my touch.

Disclaimer: Much to my own dissapointment I don't own the 'Legend of Zelda'

Link: Wow that was an exciting round!

Saria: Yeah, who would have thought Dodongos could be used in Rodeos?

Navi: It was a bit strange but it was a bit too dangerous for my liking.

Link: But I thought you liked dangerous things Navi.

Navi: That's not the point though.

Leo: Yeah, I mean Saria was almost very badly hurt. It was lucky for her that LinkHammer got there in time.

Saria: I suppose I'll have to thank him when he's better.

Leo: Where is he anyway?

Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!

Nayru: But you need mouth to mouth.

Me: Nooooo, I don't want to die!

Nayru: That's why it's called the kiss of life!

Me: RUN AWAY! *VROOM!*

Nayru: You're not getting away from me Hammer Boy!

LiSaNaLe:…Ooooooook

Robert: Man my head still hurts from that overhanging bar. I'll sue whoever put that there!

JGRDL: At least you weren't set on fire. About the only good thing was Farore fussing over me…hehehe.

DRS: I…must…hurt…more…Dodongo MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The nice men in the white coats come along and lure DRS into the big ambulance with a pineapple.

Issacivan: Hey guys I lasted the longest in that round so apologise for saying I'd embarrass you!

ED: Hell no, you still embarrassed us when you and that monkey got attacked by the Dodongo.

AS328: Damn Navi, why'd she have to hit me with Mr. Cricket Bat…it was just one nut for goddesses' sake.

Issacivan and ED start attacking each other while AS328 plots revenge against Navi…this time the nuts will win!

GA96: Wow I'm having heaps of fun as the announcer for the Dodongo Rodeo. Man I love my job.

Pl959: Do you want to trade jobs. My rear is still burning from that damned Dodongo…I think I'll take the chilli peppers compared to that.

GA96: Nah, I think I'll stay where I am; I'm allergic to things that hurt me.

Pl959: …you mongrel.

Majora: I think I did very well today!

Ganondorf: You could have done better twit.

Mido: Yeah

MaGa: What are you still doing here?

*WHACK, SLAM, DOOR CLOSES*

Mido: No let me out of this cage!

Din: I'm very proud of you Farore. You did us goddesses proud.

Farore: Thanks Din but I couldn't have done it without you and Nayru there.

Din: Thanks…where is Nayru anyway?

Farore: Playing nurse for LH, she needs to grow up sometimes.

Din: This coming from the one who was fussing over JGRDL like he was going to die.

Farore: …shut-up

JGRDL: Hehe, man I feel so lucky right now. Farore actually cares for me *contended sigh*

Robert: Well good on you mate, I'm proud of you for what you have now achieved.

DRS: Both of you are idiots and mad to boot.

JG&R: This coming from the person in the strait-jacket.

DRS: When I get out of this you two are so DEAD!

*RIP!*

JG&R: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

DRS: MWAHAHAHAHAHA DIE!

Issacivan: *huff, puff* Ok so we've established that I'm not an embarrassment and you don't have to apologise.

ED: *pant* yeah, we're finally even. *phew* man that was a good scrap there.

AS328: Well while you two have been fighting like small children I have designed the perfect act of revenge against Navi!

Issacivan: Don't call us children!

ED: Prepare for you and your revenge to die!

*WHACK, BAM, POW, EXPLOSION*

AS328: …my revenge…wasted *THUD*

Medli: I'm sorry for screwing up back there.

Tetra: Don't worry; we'll get them next time.

Midna: And I know for certain that the judges will give us good marks next time.

Medli: How do you know that for certain?

Midna: Because if the don't…*freak grin*

Tetra: I think I know what you're thinking B1 and I like it *joins in freaky grin*

Medli: Ok you two are starting to scare me now…

Link: You know, I think that this chat room has really calmed down a lot.

Saria: Yeah I know. Right now there's not much going on.

Leo: Yeah, I mean LH is running away from Nayru screaming at the top of his voice, DRS is trying to kill JGRDL and Robert with a Rocket Launcher crossed with a Flamethrower that produces rubber duckies.

Navi: ED and Issacivan are destroying all of AS328's belongings…including himself and here I am doing nothing…MUST KILL SOMETHING!

Link: There she goes again.

Saria: Yep *snuggles closer*

Leo: Things are finally back to normal.

Nayru: I've finally got you cornered LH.

Me: No, please don't do it! I'll gladly get hurt by Navi before letting you perform CPR!

Navi: DIE!

*WHACK, BAM, POW, SLAM, CRUNCH, CRASH, CRACK*

Me: …me…and…my…big…mouth.

Nayru: Well now that Navi's beaten you up, I can now perform my duties as your nurse.

Me: AAAAHHHHHH…hmmm.

Link: Does it look like he's putting up less fight than normal.

Saria: Yeah it does actually.

Leo: That's impossible right guys…err guys I am right aren't I.

Link: I don't know but I think LH is fighting a losing battle.

Saria: After all, Nayru is a goddess.

Navi: That's right. Ok from now on I'll play cupid!

Leo: Cupid's a guy Navi.

Navi: Fine then, you can be cupid and I'll be your assistant.

Me: Hey guys.

Others: Wait what are you doing here…aren't you over there with Nayru.

Me: Nope, I substituted myself with a dummy using my awesome ninja skills.

Others: *groan* You never change!

*GRIN*

Thank you for reading, I'm glad you took the time. Please press that green button and review. Don't be afraid to voice your opinions and tell me what you think should happen in the story. I always enjoy seeing what people think as I am not gifted with the power to read minds though I am working on it.

~LinkHammer~