Parrot Island
Hi guys, it's me again, I swear it took me 15 minutes just to type down a 1 minute part, but here it is at last. Enjoy. Oh yeah, change Lucas to Moose.
"It's all my fault London left" Bailey sighed. "No it's not" Zack comforted. For a moment, Bailey looked a little bit more relieved. "She hated a lot of things on this boat besides you" Zack continued and now, Bailey looked devastated. "That came out wrong" Zack said. "There you go Bailey, I ordered a pineapple (seriously, seaweed and broccoli sounds disgusting, besides, I hate broccoli) smoothie," Cody said. "Why are there two straws?" Zack asked. "To share it" Cody said as though it wasn't obvious. "Hey, my sister is a lot smarter than she looks, and she will not fall for some corny invite" Zack said to no one in particular but when he turned around, both Bailey and Cody were already sharing the drink. "Great, they're flirting with each other," Zack said. Near them, both Moseby and Tutweiller were walking in opposite directions and bumped into each other. "Oh, would you pace to your right" Moseby asked angrily. "This is my right, and if you had meant, your right, you should've said your right and I would have done it right, all right?" Tutweiller countered angrily as well. Then, Moseby's phone rang and he picked it up. "Finally, yes, Captain, I know you are very busy on something very important, oh really, miniature golf, would you excuz..psh, psh, psh (or what he said when Tutweiller grabbed his arm to hearthe conversaton) " Moseby said and pushed Tutweiller away. "Really, you two putted the clown hole? Uh," Moseby said. "Oh big deal, everyone knows you bank it off the big shoe" Tutweiller said but Moseby put the phone near his arm so the captain wouldn't hear. "Tell the captain we need to stop at parrot island" Tutweiller said. "Captain Lanceford, you need to turn the ship around, we're missing a student *pause in conversation* Oh, here's why you should care, the student is London Tipton," Moseby said. Then the ship turned and several people on the deck fell. "Ouch, that hurt, well, at least, that guy's not flirting with Bailey anymore" Zack said as he fell. But this time, Cody was kissing with Bailey. "Great, now they're kissing," Zack thought. "Come on guys, break it up, come on, I feel lonely" Zack said. "Huh?" Cody said as his and Bailey's lips parted. "Zack, you interrupted us" Bailey said. "Well, it's awkward for me you know" Zack said. "Wanna continue?" Cody asked Bailey. "Sure" Bailey said and they continued to kiss.
*theme song*
(in the entrance lobby)
Moseby was still trying to stop the passengers from arguing with him. "People, people, please, don't think of this as is an inconvenient delay, think of it as a bonus stop, on an island paradise and it won't cost you anything" Moseby explained. "No? I packed for Europe, not for the beach" an old lady said. "We have a large shopping mall afloat, you can buy something " Moseby said. "No? I'll just swim in my birthday suit." the lady said as she left. "Something tells me that the birthday suit needs ironing" Moseby said.
"Quiggins, Keblonski" Tutweiller said. "And the whole class is here except for Zack Martin" Tutweiller said. "Get used to that" Bailey added. Zack then rushed up from behind and said "Hi,". "Oh," Tutweiller said in a voice that sounded as though she was scared, well Zack scared her from behind. "Sorry, I overslept" Zack said. "We were in biology class" Bailey said. "Exactly" Zack said. "Anyway, this unscheduled stop to look for London on this tropical island will present us with an educational opportunity" Tutweiller said. "We're going to learn how to surf" Zack said. "Yeah, Cowabanga, hand eleven," Woody said doing the motion as though he was surfing. "It's hang ten" Bailey pointed out. "Not when you got eleven toes," Woody said with a grin. "You got six toes on one foot," Zack asked disgusted. "Nope, 8 and 3" Woody corrected. "Ugh," everyone said and Cody and Bailey moved from behind Woody to behind Tutweiller.
"I meant an opportunity to study the history of the island, now parrot island was colonized," Tutweiller began. "By the British at the tail end of the age of exploration" Cody continued. "Well, to be more precise," Tutweiller said. "!762, Wednesday, around lunch" Bailey finished. "Thank you, now, let us take a look at this beautiful, lush paradise" Tutweiller said trying to hide the feeling that her students were smarter than she is. Everyone then went out to look at the island which was mostly by side a rocky desert. "Wow, I've got more green between my seventh and eighth toe" Woody said and everyone took a step backward from him.
*Everyone is now in parrot island (same as the episode)*
"Now, the reason that this island is a popular tourist are is *looks around but found nobody* or was is because of the rare parrot species Poisophilis insulis" Tutweiller began. "Which was not ingenious to these islands," Bailey continued. "It was introduced to this by the explorers coming back from the new world" Cody finished. "Bailey, Cody, your teaching my class, again" Tutweiller said with her teeth gritted. "Sorry ma'am" Bailey said. "The point is, this parrot is best known for its" Tutweiller began. Bailey then attempted to continue but Tutweiller said "beautiful plugent and unique mating call, ha, beat ya". Bailey then looked down on the ground in disappointment but then Cody put his arms comfortingly around Bailey and whispered "She forgot to mention that it eats quack seeds". Cody and Bailer were then giggling and Tutweiller glared at them. "Sorry" Cody mumbled and walked somewhere else. "Now then, we will operate on the buddy system, so pick your partners" Tutweiller said. Both Bailey and Zack rushed at Cody and said "Come on Buddy". "I called dibs" Zack said. "No, I saw him first" Bailey said. They then continued to pull Cody towards themselves while Cody was protesting "Guys, it's not like I'm the last fruit here you know". "Course you're not, excuse us for a while" Zack said. "Why are you hitting on Cody? You have a boyfriend, remember?" Zack asked. Bailey just looked up then smiled. "Moose?" Zack reminded. "I remember his name," Bailey said. "Look, before we left, I told him that I might find it hard to remember the feeling of our relationship and I might need to find a new boyfriend" Bailey said. "And what did he say?" Zack asked. "He laughed at me, but I took it as a go for it" Bailey continued.
*somewhere else on parrot island*
"Hey Mr. Moseby, wanna be my buddy, we're looking for the poisophilis insulis," Woody asked. "Mr. Moseby is busy" Tutweiller said. "Yes, I only and 3 hours to find the Londonous pain in the buttacous, so we can all keep our jobacous, sss, sss, sss" Moseby said before he walked away. "Excuse me, Mr."Moseby asked. "Pie" the guys said. "Mr. Pie" Moseby continued. "No, No, my name is Sids, I'm selling pie" Sid introduced himself. "Well, I'm not buying" Moseby said. "Oh dear, aren't we a bit cranky today" Sid said. "You know what would help with that?" Sid asked. "No,"Moseby said. "Pie" Sid said. "No, I'm looking for a young lady" Moseby said. "Aren't we all?" Sid asked. "Sorry, can't help you there" Sid asked. "You know where I can find the local police?" Moseby asked. "Absolutely," Sid said and removed his apron and baker cap and put on his police cap and a whistle.
"Counselor Sids at your service" Sid declared. "Oh, I'm looking for London Tipton" Moseby said. "I'll call you a cab" Sid said and went to a corner and blew his whistle. Sid then removed his police cap and put on his Taxi cab hat. "Fancy a ride, doctor?" Sid asked. "Oh, my word" Moseby remarked. "Come on, get in" Sid said ushering him into the taxi and then got on the bike itself. "Well, don't speed or you'll have to pull yourself over" Moseby joked. "Aargh, you let me do all the worrying sire" Sid said. "Ah, look around at what used to be lush parrot island" Sid said. "Okay, here we go, that'll be ten dollars" Sid said. "All you did was this" Moseby remarked. "Ten dollars" Sid said. Moseby just grunted and gave him ten dollars.
*Over at another part of Parrot Island*
Cody and Bailey were going around looking for Cody. Zack saw Cody and walked towards him. "Wow, you are just an incredible artist" Zack said. "Thanks, but I'm just trying to get my pen to work" Cody said and walked towards Bailey. "Can I borrow your pen?"Cody asked. "Sure, here you go" Bailey said. "Is your brother gay?"Cody whispered. "I'm just not sure now" Bailey replied. "Didn't you saw you had to go use the bathroom" Bailey asked Zack. "Yeah, but I'm not leaving you alone with Cody, lord knows what you're going to do with him, besides, the bathroom is just half a coconut." Zack said. "Actually it's a lot more comfortable than it looks, and those two palm leaves, surprisingly soft" Woody commented as he appeared behind them folding a news paper. Then they heard the barking of a dog. "Aww, look, it's a golden retriever, like Hachi" Cody said as he bent down to pick it up. "Well, it's definitely not Hachi, that's for sure" Cody said. "How do you know?" Bailey asked. "Well, it's a female" Cody said lifting it up. "Aww, it's so cute," Bailey said. "Here, have him, I don't think it belongs to anyone on this island" Cody said. "Aww, thanks, but what am I even going to call him" Bailey asked. "Oh, I know, I'll call him snowball" Bailey said cuddling him. "Guys, we leave in an hour, and I can't find London, or Mr. Moseby" Tutweiller said. "Since it's partly my fault London left, I'll help" Bailey said. "And I'll go with you" Zack said. "Thanks, I guess" Bailey said. "Why not just go to a police station" Cody asked. "Well, we haven't check there yet" Tutweiller said. "Well, get going then," Cody said. "Great, err.. aren't you coming" Bailey asked. "Huh, no,, I want to go get a book about the full History of Parrot Island" Cody said walking in another direction.
*Back to the local police station*
London was sitting on the bench playing a harmonica. Then the door opened and Sid walked in. "Oh, excuse me constable Sids," London began but then Moseby walked into the room. "Oh Moseby" London said. "Open this door immediately," Moseby said. "Aye sir" Sids said and opened the door. "Oh thank goodness, you're here to get me out" London said and ran forward for a hug but then Sids locked the door behind Moseby. "Or not" London said. "What possible reason do you have for imprisoning us" Moseby shouted. "Miss Tipton is the daughter of the man who cut down all of our trees which caused all of our parrots to flee to seal island which is now seal and parrot island" Sid replied angrily. "And the parrots leaving have devastated our tourist trade" Sid said. "But what did I do" Moseby asked. "You are obviously high up in the Tipton organization" Sid said. "Oh no, no, no, no, no, on the contrary, I am low, very very low, I'm merely a faceless part in a giant machine, on solo, I merely have to wear a name tag to show people who I am" Moseby said. "Daddy knows you, he loves you" London began. "Zit, zit, zit" Moseby said. "Neither one of you is getting out of here until reparations are made" Sid said. "Ah get it" Moseby said with a devious grin. "How much?" Mosby asked removing his wallet. "Ten million dollars" Sid declared. "Oh dear, all I have here is a paper clip and a Mr. Freezy cone club card, oh, 8 stamps" Moseby said giving Sid his card. "Oh, yummy," Sid said sarcastically throwing the card back at Moseby. "Argh, London, write the man a check" Moseby said. "No, now I demand to see a judge" London said. "Oh, of course you do" Sid said bending down. "I know how to handle these people," London said. "The honorable and judge Sids at your service" Sid said after changing his hat to the white lawyer hat thing. "He looks just like the other guy," London commented. "He is the other guy" Moseby screamed. "Oh you're right, oh he's good" London said. "London, have you called your father?" Moseby asked. "I tried, but he's at the Tipton space station and my new cell phone plan doesn't include the moon" London said. "Well, the captain said that I had to have you back in three hours, if not we'll be stuck here for who knows how long" Moseby said. Woody and Bailey were walking around shouting "London, where are you?" Bailey was shouting. "Hey, do I smell coconut cream pie?" Woody asked. "The best in the island, just 3 dollars a slice" Sid said offering him a slice. "But there's a dead fly on that" Wooded whined. "2 dollars a slice" Sid bargained. "Excuse me, but we're looking for our friend London Tipton," Bailey said. "Ah, taxi!" Sid shouted. "Ah, Fancy a ride, sire" Sid said now wearing a cowboy hat. "Why are you wearing your cowboy hat?" Woody asked.
Later, "Welcome to the hoose gall" Sid said closing the bars behind Bailey, Woody, London and Moseby. "Wow, you're worse rescuers than Moseby," London commented. "Why are you locking us up?" Bailey asked. "You can't arrest them for just knowing London" Moseby said. "Good point, aha, miss, I don't suppose you have a dog license," Sid said. "Oh no (or what the groaned)," Moseby and Woody groaned. "As a matter of fact, I do" Bailey said removing her license. "Oh!" Moseby and Woody asked in a happy voice. "Or so you do," Sid said grudgingly. "Ah, ah, ah, ah, I have something; this dog license is only valid in Boston," Sid declared. "But we, " Bailey began. "Ah, tell it to the judge, oh wait, you just did" Sid said gleefully. "Is there anything on this island you don't do?" Moseby asked sarcastically. "Well, I don't own the hat shop, that guy makes a killing" Sid said tearfully. Then, snowball got out. "Oh wait, I have an idea, here snowball," Bailey said.
*Scene switches to the Zack and Cody*
"Oh hey, any sign of London?" Cody asked. "No, I checked the beach, the bikini shop, and the cinema and also checked the sweet shop" Zack said panting. "And ?" Cody asked. "You know, you could at least help," Zack said. "I never agreed to" Cody replied. "You know, if I had the energy, I would smack you so hard," Zack said. Then Snowball barked. "Quiet dog, we're trying to find Moseby and London here" Zack said falling onto the ground. "Wait a minute, wasn't snowball with Bailey and Woody" Cody said. "I think he's trying to tell us something" Cody said. "Nah, he just wants my cotton candy which I got for a pretty cheap price" Zack said. "huh, Bailey, London, Woody, and Moseby are locked in jail and we need to rescue them," Cody said. "Man that is so cool, you can understand dogs?" Zack asked in awe. "What!, all I read was this note here" Cody said. Then the boat honked. "Dude, that boat leaves in 30 minutes, we'd better hurry" Zack said. "Come on snowball, take us to Bailey" Cody said. The dog just barked again. "Oh all right" Cody said and snatched Zack's cotton candy and fed a bit to Snowball before returning it to Zack who sniffed it and then took a bite. "Come on" Cody said walking away.
*At the prison*
"You know, none of this would have happened if you hadn't made me room with Bailey over there," London complained. "Great, now instead of roommates, we're cell mates, does this make you happy, little miss covered in diamonds," Bailey asked angrily. "Is that an insult, because it sounds pretty good to me," London asked happily. Outside, "Lift me up" Zack said. "Why me, why not you?" Cody asked reading his book. "Because my sister and my friends are in there, and you barely even know them," Zack said. "What does that have to do with anything," Cody asked. "Oh will you just get up here" Moseby said angrily. Cody then closed his book then lifted Zack. "I knew my dog plan would work, dog is the best animal for fetch, and we just have to fetch those two" Bailey exclaimed happily. "Let me guess, you're favorite car is a horse" London said sarcastically. "Mr. Moseby, how did you get up here?" Zack asked. "I'm standing on Woody" Moseby said. "You could have removed your shoes you know" Woody complained on the ground on all fours. "How did you guys wind up in there" Zack asked. "Oh, it's a long story" Moseby said. "Well, can we save the chitchat for later," Cody complained. "Yeah, I'm with Cody on that" Woody agreed. "Look, you have to break us out of here" Moseby said. "Did you bring the proper tools?" Moseby asked. "No, unfortunately, the prison-break out-store was closed" Cody said. "Improvise people, I haven't changed my outfit in four hours" London complained. "Err, Mr. Moseby, he's kinda watching us at this point, do you think you can get off my back" Woody asked which prompted Moseby to jump off Woody. Outside, "Wait, that bird looks familiar" Cody said and walked away. "Hey, Cody wait, hey ahhh…" Zack screamed when Cody walked away and now, Zack is clinging onto the bars. "Wait, you know, this bar seems a little bit loose, I might be able to get in if I had the proper tools" Zack commented. "Crowbar?" a voice offered from behind. "Oh gladly, thanks," Zack said grabbing the bar with one hand but falling onto the ground. "Oh…" Zack said lowering his voice. In the jail, "Which part of rescuing don't you understand," London commented inside. "All of it, it's either rescuer or rescuing" Moseby said angrily. "Well, you're not good at either-er" London said. "Zack, whenever I pictured us in prison, I was always on the other side of the bar saying take the plea" Bailey said. The boat honked again. "Ah, the ship leaves in ten minutes" Moseby cried. "Constable Sids, constable Sids," Moseby shouted and Sid walked in a sporting outfit( Hey, check the episode, I just can't describe how stupid he looks). "I'm trying to teach a Polothy(sorry, what the guy said, because I can't hear it very well) class" Sid complained all sweaty. "Work from the core Gertrud, fell the burn" Sid commanded shaking his butt at the prisoners. "Sid, if you let us out, now, I will make arrangements for Tipton industries to make reparations for scaring off the parrots and cutting down the trees," Moseby bargained. "That's what your father did, that's horrible, I'd feel the same if I got candy for Haloween, and someone came up and took all of my candy, no wonder he put us in jail" Bailey said. "Eh, (Or that squeky noise he makes), not helping" Moseby said. "Now if you don't mind, I have to continue my Polothy, before my root canal, and conduct the orchestra for our little theatre production of where, oh where have our parrots gone" Sid said and marched off angrily. "Oh that's it, we're all going to die in here" Moseby said crying. "Oh no" Bailey said. "I'll comfort you, but anyway, we have to talk about that Cody boy" Zack said. "Oh, where did he go anyway?" Bailey asked. "I don't know, he went off looking at a bird, but you have a boyfriend" Zack said. "Oh please, Cody isn't looking to be in a relationship right now, he's got a family problem, and still trying to run away from that girl Barbara (Change Ashton to Barbara back,)" Moseby said. "How do you know" Zack asked. "For his application form, he sent us a paper about the evolution from Apes to men and also a novel containing his life story which I find very interesting" Moseby said. "Hey guys," Cody said walking in. "Cody, what are you doing here? Get us out," Zack said. "No, I'm going to wait for Sid so we can debate about this" Cody said taking a seat. "Look, the boat leaves in less than 10 minutes, so hurry" Moseby said. "The key is in his desk, open the drawer, get the master keys and bring it here" Bailey shouted. "I told you, that I'm going to talk to Sid about this," Cody said. "This is not the time to argue, just open the door," London said from the back. "No, I will not" Cody said. "But the ship's about to leave" Moseby said. "Nah, I told the captain that if he leaves the ship without me, he's going to get a bad job recommendation about leaving a passenger behind when he's fired" Cody said. "And?" Moseby asked. "He agreed to stay in this island for an extra day, and then he and his boys went to a club "La Parrota"" Cody said. "Great, you got him to stay an extra day while I only got 3 hours" Moseby complained.
"Anyway, I'm going for pizza, you guys want any?" Cody said. " Yeah, I'll have a large one" Woody shouted. "You got it" Cody said and walked out. "Man, can you believe this guy, he threatened the captain, there's no way you want to go out with him," Zack said. "Yeah, I guess you're right" Bailey said dejectedly. "And you are better off with Moose," Zack continued. "But, I still like Cody," Bailey said. "Have you two even been listening to a word I have been saying" Moseby said. "Yes, we have" Bailey said. "Hey guys, I'm back with one extra large pan of pizza" Cody said walking in. "Ah-ha, another one of you scum" Sid said walking in. "Ah yes, the man I was looking for, wait, aren't you the guy who sold my this book and also that postcard and also the hunting knife?" Cody asked. "Maybe" Sid said. "Cody, he does every job on this island except manage the hat shop" Moseby said. "right, so I demand to debate about this topic of imprisoning them" Cody said. "They destroyed our tourist trade" Sid said. "First off, according to this document, you signed that you agreed to hand this island over to make it to a paradise resort for a small investment of 2 million dollars" Cody said. "Yes, and he never started the construction and also scared our birds to seal island," Sid said. "That's true, but he also returned to you the island and took back the 2 million" Cody said. "Yes, and also cut down all of our trees, and scaring off all of the parrots" Sid said. "Then let me ask you a question, who was it that cut down the trees?" Cody asked. "It was him" Sid declared. "Really, look me in the eye and tell me who cut down the trees" Cody said. "Okay fine, it was me and the other islanders, you see, we heard that he might want to cut down the trees and all, so we decided to give him a surprise" Sid continued. "Ha, so these people here have the right to leave this island" Cody said. "They do, except I'm wondering why they're not leaving" Sid said. "You guys said you were imprisoned and couldn't leave this island" Cody said turning to the gang. "Look, I know you think you may be smart and all, but, we are behind bars" Zack said. "Yeah, behind bars from a furniture shop Parrota that cost only 20 dollars," Cody said. "Wait, how do you know," Moseby asked. "Simple, here read this tag" Cody said handing the tag to Moseby. "Fake prison bars, from Parrota, $20" Moseby read out loud. "But he locked it" Woody shouted. "But he didn't, did you even see him lock it" Cody asked. "No," London said. Bailey then slid the door open. "Really?" everyone except London, Cody and Sid said. "Run!" London said and ran out. "Not so fast, you have the right to leave, but can you leave in time?" Sid asked. "That's right, and London, I want you to write a check of 2 million dollars to this island for the replanting of trees," Cody said. "Fine, just get me out of here" London said writing a check of 2 million dollars and shoving it to Sid. "But how are we supposed to get the parrots back?" Sid asked.
"Simple, they never really left parrot island, the parrot species found in Seal island isn't the poisophilis insulis but the species Poisophilis inshulis, a very common species" Cody said. "Your parrots, on the other hand, are just in the island off the coast which is part of Parrot island territory," Cody said. "Which means, you kept us in here for nothing?" Moseby asked. "Well, how do you know that they would come back" Sid asked ignoring Moseby. "Oh, I saw a parrot outside and it's right here" Cody said as he walked out and a baby parrot landed on his shoulder. "Great God of Jam, he's right" Sid said. "Oh very well, you can all leave," Sid said gesturing to them. "Aww…, Cody you saved us" Bailey said hugging him. "I guess," Cody said hugging her back. "Man, I love you for saving us" Zack said. "Okay, one question, are you gay?" Cody asked and Bailey giggles.
*The next day on the boat*
"London Tipton, we were worried sick about you, you're grounded" Tutweiller said. "Technically, you can only give detention, I can ground. You're grounded" Moseby said. "And so is your helicopter pilot" Tutweiller said. "Fine, I won't use my helicopter" London said taking out her cell phone. "Or your private submarine" Tutweiller continued. "Take it back down boys" London said to her phone. "Huh, I guess I'm stuck here" London sighed. "I know, I know, with me as your room mate," Bailey said from behind. "Yeah, that is depressing" London said. "But you did help us get out of the jail cell, even though Cody did most of the work" London said. "So, I guess that means we're okay" Bailey asked hopefully. "Sure, maybe sharing a room won't be so bad, I mean I could be like a sleepover everyday" London said. "I'll be the big sister you never had" London said with a smile. "Actually, that job goes to Maddie," Bailey said. "Okay, I'll be the snobbish big sister you never had," London said. "Okay," Bailey said. "Come on, let's go down to the mall deck to buy a whole new wardrobe," London said. "For me, oh London, you don't have to buy me a whole new wardrobe" Bailey said. "I was talking about me," London said. "Then why do you need me to go along" Bailey asked. "Somebody has to tell me how great I look and I am not carrying my mirror with me again" London said dragging Bailey along. "You know, you remind me of that girl Bailey who used to be the producer of yay me" London said. "That was me(hey, remember I substituted Bailey with Cody, so it only makes sense that it was Bailey then who did the Yay me shows, and also the potato maker (random))" Bailey said. "Okay, moving on" London said. Later, Moseby was lounging on a chair reading the newspaper saying "Oh look, they started replanting the trees on parrot island, ah and not only that, some of the parrots have started to return, Lovely" and then turned the page. "Ah look, there's a lovely shaded area where some dogs are resting," Moseby said showing it to Snowball. Snowball then barked a few times. "Really, is that your mother," Moseby said. "Well, you have her fur" Moseby said. ( well, I can't really type down the last part because it would be insulting to say dog meat breath)
Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed this episode of suite life on deck, I actually originally planned to take a day off before starting a new story, but I guess I got carried away. Ha ha. Oh yeah, can some one tell me how to edit episode 12, "The mommy and the Swami" or should I just leave it alone