Hi guys, I'm back and this time, with The Kidney of the Sea, Enjoy, the episode
It was morning, and a lot of people were gathered with pink balloons on the deck. "Straighten that collar, suck up that gut, pop that zit" London commanded to several people of the crew. "What is the entire crew doing up here as opposed to I don't know steering the boat" Moseby said but shouted at the end, particularly to the captain whose eyes went wide open and ran towards the engine room. "We have a very important guest flying in on the Tipton helicopter today" London announced. "Your father is coming? Why didn't anyone tell me, I would have that fog horn retuned for that melon bee sweet cheerful sing (or whatever he mumbled)" Moseby gasped. "No, not my daddy, my doggy, Ivana is coming," London declared. "Here, hold this, one of the cabin boys painted it for me, it says BONE VOYAGE, get it? Bone" London asked shoving the cardboard towards Moseby. "Good, can you explain it to me?" London asked.
"Here's your four berry blast, poison, ratz, blue and straw" Zack said at the easy squezy. "I only ordered three" a guy said. "Then I guess you're very lucky" Zack said. "Then I guess you won't be getting a very big tip" the guy countered. "Which will make me very sad," Zack countered while imitating a person crying. "Your turn" Zack finished. "She's here," London screamed while a pink dog basket was getting lowered onto the ship with all of the crew members dodging it instead of catching it. Finally, London jumped onto Moseby and tried to catch the basket and they argued which way did the dog basket go. Meanwhile, a girl came out and started "Hey Ashton," The girl said. "Can you believe this Helicopter, I spent an hour gelling my hair" Ashton (the same guy who was arguing with Zack) complained. While trying to catch the dog basket, London knocked over the chef carrying the cake which is launched toward Ashton and the girl. Ashton hid behind the girl but Zack rushed in slow motion towards the front of the girl and protected her from being smashed in the face and body by a cake. Finally, the basket fell into London's arms and said "Oh sugar plums". Meanwhile, the girl said "You saved me, I can't believe you would take a cake for me,". "Ah, it's no big deal, I still got less klunk in my hair than that guy" Zack said flirting with the girl and both of them laughed but Ashton was glaring distastefully at both of them.
"Zack!, that cake is supposed to be for Ivana" London shouted. "That would explain the liver frosting," Zack commented. "Here Ivana, try some" London said and Ivana started to lick some of the frosting off Zack's face.
*Enter theme song*
"Ah, sparkle, sprinkle (or what she said, I seriously can't make out head to tail what that girl said)" the girl said. "Well, actually, that's my eye" Zack said. "You got frosting on my furnichi flip flop" Ashton complained. "Dude, try a second rule, you can still eat that"Zack said. "Hey, towel boy" Ashton shouted. "That would be me" Cody said. "But actually, I'm a student here on the ship, and this guy here cashed out my friends student cash card," Cody started. "Don't care, I asked for towel boy, not boring story boy," Ashton said attempting to be funny. "It's not boring if you wait until the end" Cody said. "Why don't you join us for dinner tonight in the grand dining room?" the girl invited. "Doesn't that sound nice Ashton" the girl asked. "For him it might, you might mind eating with utensils for a change" Ashton sneered. "Dude, if it gets stuck under my nails, make a nice snack for later," Zack said which caused the girl to laugh again. "You know he's not kidding right?" Cody asked. "So, you'll join us?" the girl asked. "Yeah, I'd love to grub with you guys, and thanks for inviting me, err.." Zack said. "Oh, I'm violet" Violet said. "I'm Zack" Zack introduced himself. "I'm late for Polothy class (the same class Sid is teaching from parrot island)" Ashton said dragging Violet with him. "See you later" Violet said.
"I think we hit it off" Zack said in a singsong voice. "What were you thinking? She's in first class and you have no class," Cody said. "I'm thinking Hot babe-angry jerk=happy Zack" Zack said happily. "Wow, that was almost math, good job buddy" Cody commented sarcastically patting Zack's back. Back in London and Bailey's room, "Oh snookums, I'm so sorry that your landing was so rough" London apologized while getting a manicure with her dog. "Especially since you're still recovering from your tummy tuck" London continued. "Hey London, is Bailey here?" Cody asked entering the room. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" London screamed. "What, you look like you've seen a wolf" Cody said. "Get that thing away from me" London screamed. "What, I just asked where Bailey was?" Cody said confused. "Well, I don't know, and get that mutt away from me and my snookums" London said angrily and the dog looked offended. "This is not at all a mutt, this is a fine breed of an Alaskan Malamute or some people would call it a Siberian husky" Cody said. "Oh hey Cody, wow, you got a new pet?" Bailey asked entering the room. "Nope, this is Hunter, my companion in Greenland with my cousins," Cody introduced. "What happened to Hachi?" Bailey asked. "Oh, I got Hunter, while my little cousins got Hachi,, they complained that Hunter scared them, somehow" Cody explained. "Hello? Am I being ignored? Get that mutt away from me and my snookums" London shouted. "Listen, if you don't get that dog away from me and my snookums, my daddy will make both of you disappear," London threatened. "Really, why don't you just try it?" Cody asked. "Fine, I will" London said and picked up her phone. "Hello daddy, can you make this boy here and his mutt disappear from this planet? Oh his name?" London asked. "Hey, what's your name" London asked. "It's Cody Hunt" Cody said smirking. "His name is Cody Hunt, and what! You won't make him disappear, but why? Come on daddy, fine I will" London said. "Well, what happened?" Bailey asked. "Daddy says I can't make him disappear because, his uncle is selling daddy some very rare animals for his new theme park in the Bahamas," London said. "And what happened next?" Cody said. "He said that I challenge you to a contest?" London said. "And what contest will it be? Eating? Leading? Racing? Anything, we all know that an Alaskan Malamute is the greatest at everything," Cody bragged. "No, can your dog tell the difference between a diamond a cubic zirconium" London asked. "Not even I can tell the difference and I'm the world's 179th top student," Cody retorted. "I thought it was 180th" Bailey commented. "Yeah, but another guy from Egypt died in a riot" Cody said. "Anyway, can your dog lead a team of Alaskan Malamute into the middle of Greenland, survive the cold and harsh weather and survive a treacherous rivers which contains water colder than ice and also icebergs bigger than this room," Cody started. "Of course, snookums can do anything" London said. "Well then, let's see then" Cody challenged. "Some other day, but today, we will see whose dog is smarter" London said. "Fine and who will be the judge?" Cody asked. "Bailey here will" London said. "Fine, but how do I know that she won't pick your dog as the winner just because you're a girl, I say we put Woody in as well," Cody said. "Fine and the loosing dog meaning yours will have to swim their way back home," London shouted. "Or it could be your dog who must stay in the brig for the rest of it's trip here" Cody challenged. "I feel ignored" Bailey whimpered. "Quiet sassy girl, so it's a challenge then" London said. "Fine" Cody said and walked out with Hunter at his heels. "Look Bailey, you let me win and I'll give you this necklace here," London said attempting to bribe Bailey with a diamond necklace.
"Look, I can't take it, I want to be fair" Bailey protested. "Just take it and make sure I win" London said shoving it at Bailey. "No I will not, he just walked out, and you are already attempting to bribe me?" Bailey asked smacking her fore-head. In Zack and Woody's cabin, "Hey Woody, how would you like to judge a dog contest?" Cody asked. "That'll be awesome," Woody commented. "Fine, be at the sky deck at three tomorrow, and if you let my dog win, I'll do all of your homework for you for the next 2 weeks" Cody said walking out. "Nice, woo" Woody shouted and farted. In the dining deck, "And that's why, up till this day, I only use a left-handed polar mallet" Ashton said with Violet making faces. "Huh, ho, huh ho, ho, what a delightful voice attack, anecdote" Violet's mother said laughing. "Ladies, gentlemen, Ashton" Zack greeted when he arrived at the table while Ashton was making a face as though he was special. "Wow, Zack, you clean up nice" Violet commented smiling at Zack. "Well, lucky my brother have eight different type of lupus" Zack said smiling. "You must be Violet's sister" Zack said to Violet's mother. "Oh please" Ashton retorted. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Burke" Zack said shaking hands with her but his sleeve fell down. "Nice tux, maybe someday, you'll grow into it" Ashton sneered which caused Violet's mother to laugh. "Your right, it's a little roomy, I borrowed it from my friend, he's a waiter here" Zack admitted. "Good thing he's not friend with the cocktail waitress, or he'll be wearing a mini-skirt" Ashton commented which earned another laugh from Violets mother. "Oh I hate to brag, but I do have the legs for it" Zack countered and lifted his legs onto the table and then lifting up the leg sleeve while Violet's mother stared in shock. "I'm going to sit down" Zack said.
"I have an announcement" Ashton announced. "Dude, you don't have to announce it, just go" Zack said earning a glare each from Violet's mother and Ashton but a giggle from Violet. "What were you saying Ashton?" Violet's mother asked. "Why say it, when you can show it" Ashton said opening a box and removing a necklace. "It's the kidney of the sea" Ashton announced. "That's one tricked out organ" Zack commented. "Louis the fourteenth had it made for his sweet heart, she had a kidney stone problem, and once passed onto the size of well, this" Ashton said showing it to everybody. "Ouch" Zack said. "Now, it will grace the neck of my Violet" Ashton said putting it on her neck. "She loves it" Violet's mother gasped. "Mother I can speak for myself" Violet said to her mother. "It is beautiful" Violet said to Ashton. "And she loves it" Violet's mother added. "She can wear it to my birthday gala tomorrow night, I'm going to be thirty*Zack glanced at her wierdly*,… five" Violet's mother announced earning a look from everybody. "Okay forty, but that's as high as I'll go" Violets mother said. "Come Violet, let us see how your kidney sparkles under the light of the disco ball" Ashton said dragging Violet with him. "Wasn't that a wonderful gift?" Violet's mother asked. "Sure beats the cady bracelet I was going to give her," Zack said and started to gnaw on the bracelet.
"I want to thank you for being our judge again, I know you'll be fair and impartial" Cody said giving Bailey a kiss on both cheeks. "You forgot honest" Bailey giggled. "Honestly, make sure I win" London said giving Bailey a diamond necklace. "But not right away, I don't want to make it obvious" London said taking the necklace back. "Obvious, you just bribed her" Cody said. "No I didn't" London said. "Yes you did" Cody retorted. "Cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater…" Cody started. "La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" London shouted. After a couple more seconds, Bailey blew her whistle "Please guys, lets just go and find Woody and get this contest started" Bailey said and walked away with both contestants following and glaring at each other.
"Hey, guys, guess what, I got a striped shirt for this occasion, holy shit, is that a wolf, you told me it was a dog contest, not wolf" Woody talked but ended up screaming like a girl. "Shut up Woody, its just an Alaskan Malamute" Cody explained. "Liar, it's a wolf" Woody shouted and Hunter started to growl. "Help, it's going to eat me" Woody shouted screaming like a girl again. "Okay, I think we better get someone else" Cody commented. "What is all this commotion?" Moseby asked when he walked towards the group. "Well, we are having a contest to see whose dog is smarter," London said. "Really, then why is Woody screaming like a girl," Moseby asked. "He thinks hunter is a wolf, but it's just a wolf-like breed of domestic dogs" Bailey said. "Well, since Woody won't come anywhere close to the Hunter, I see we have found ourselves a new judge" Cody said. "Who?" Moseby asked. "You" Cody said poking Moseby. "Fine, I'll judge, but we need to do it somewhere quietly, where we will not disturb other guests," Moseby declared. "Fine, but if I lose, you lose your job" London said. "What!" Moseby retorted. "No, if she loses, you will not lose your job," Bailey said. "And why's that?" London asked. "Because, the dogs will be judged according to the point system which I have right here with me," Bailey said. "Aww, that's my little Bailey" Cody said nuzzling Bailey's neck which caused her to giggle. "Anyway, first, sit!" Bailey commanded and Hunter, Ivana and London sat on the floor while Bailey, Cody and Moseby was staring at London.
"Right, one point for Hunter, one point for Ivana and one point for London," Moseby announced reading off Bailey's paper. "Yay, I'm tied for first place," London shouted clapping her hands. "Moving on, and this time, just for the animals," Bailey said. "Speak" Bailey said and both Ivana and Hunter barked but Hunter's is louder. "Okay, another point for Hunter and Ivana," Moseby announced. "Don't Hunter get an extra point for barking louder," Cody asked hugging Bailey from behind. "Right, umm… extra points for confidence" Bailey said. "Is there even such a thing?" Moseby asked. "Yes, there is" Bailey lied. "Right, now play dead," Moseby said and both Ivana and Hunter played dead. "Aww, it's like a mommy's little girl, she's playing dead so bad, that mommy's sad" London chanted and pretended to be sad. "Who is the smarter doggie?" London said. "Ahem, check out Hunter," Cody said and Hunter is buried under the show with it's head only showing. "Good, and extra points for presentation" Bailey said writing something on her paper. "What part of bribe don't you understand" London asked Bailey putting a hundred dollar bill onto the paper and storming out.
Out at the sky deck, "Hey, Zack" Violet asked. "Oh hey Violet, what's going on" Zack said and put his arm on the table but then, he slipped on the plate and his shirt landed onto some food. "Oh, it seems like I'm always cleaning food off of you" Violet commented scrubbing some food off Zack's shirt. "You know, if we were apes, I would make us married," Zack said. "Ha ha, but don't tell my mother, or she'll go bananas" Violet said. "She doesn't like me, does she?" Zack sighed. "No, no, no, it isn't that she doesn't like you, she just likes Ashton and his money, she's hoping that there's a merger in our future" Violet explained. "You mean marriage" Zack asked. "No merger, our family makes olive oil, his makes vinegar, together we can have a salad dressing empire," Violet said. "You know, just for the record, olive oil and vinegar don't mix" Zack commented. "So, uh, where's your necklace" Zack asked. "Oh I left it in my room, it's a little bit too ostentatious for me" Violet said. "I don't know about that, but it sure is flashy" Zack said. "So, what are you doing today" Zack asked. "Whatever you're doing" Violet said. "Well, I'm just picking up empty smoothie cups," Zack said. "Sounds like fun" Violet commented. "You've never worked a day in your life, have you?" Zack asked frowning. "No, but I'd like to give it a shot" Violet said. "Well then, today is your lucky day, start picking up some empty cups" Zack said. "Okay," Violet said and walked towards a girl sitting and took her cup. "Hey, hey, hey, wait till their done" Zack explained. Violet then gave the cup back to the girl and waited for her to finish while she looked at her weirdly, and finally gave her the cup. Later, Zack was folding some towels while Violet was trying to fold one but failed miserably and Zack gave her a towel folded into a swan and she smiled. And a little bit later, Zack and Violet were doing something and a green napkin flew away and when Violet tried to catch it, it flew from her grasp and she felt the wind and opened her arms while Zack hugged her from her back and pretended to look downwards. Later, Zack tried to draw a sketch of Violet. "So, are you done yet? I wanna see it" Violet begged. "You know, it really doesn't do you justice" Zack sighed. "Oh just let me see it" Violet said and got up. Zack just showed her a picture (I just can't describe it, just should just go watch the picture) . "No, it's amazing, I like the way you made my eyes bigger than my head," Violet commented. "And, the space ships are excellent, I like the one with the monkey in it" Violet added. "That's me" Zack said. "Oh that doesn't do you justice" Violet said and she shivered. "Oh you cold?" Zack asked. "Yeah, I'm just going to run and grab my wrap" Violet said walking away. "I'll go and get it for you my little mermaid" Zack said. "Why thank you my little merman" Violet said following Zack. "I think we're going a bit too far" Zack said. "I agree, my wrap is on my left drawer on my left dresser" Violet said handing Zack a card. "I'll miss you" Violet said. "I'll miss you too" Zack said. "I'll miss you more" Violet said. "Too much again?" Violet asked. "No" Zack said. Violet then gave Zack a kiss on the cheek and Zack walked away grinning. Ashton on the other hand watched everything on the stairs.
In Bailey and London's room, "I just don't think that just simple commands are a test of a dogs intelligence" London complained. "I mean, speak, roll over, play dead, those are stupid tricks" London said. "Well, according to the latest issue of dog assessed monthly, a simple way to test your dog's intelligence, and see how long it takes to get it off" Bailey said. "We'll start with Ivana" Bailey said handing the paper to Cody and took a towel and giving it to London. "Ready set go" Bailey said while starting her timer while London dropped the towel onto Ivana. Just then, Ivana fell asleep and started to snore. "She's snoring, she fell asleep" Cody said and then he and Bailey laughed. "Because it's dark under there, which means beady-bites, which shows she's smart, so give her points for that, your turn mutt" London commanded. "You don't get points for falling asleep, you get points for shaking the towel off your head" Cody said like this and then dropped the towel onto Hunter's head who then shook the towel away. "Oh, that's a record, 5 points for Hunter" Bailey said. "Yes, that deserves a treat," Cody said. "Well, if you insist" Bailey said and then put down her things and wanted to hug Cody but Cody just gave a biscuit to Hunter who gobbled it up. "I think that this entire competition is rigged" London said. "Oh please" Cody said and dropped the blanket onto London's head who fell asleep under it and started snoring.
At night, on the sky deck during the birthday party, Zack was busy squeezing an orange. "Look, I know how hard it is to put a fruit into a blender and then to push a button, but this isn't a smoothie, it's a lumpy" Ashton said. Zack just sighed, took a cup and turned around to fill the cup with a smoothie while Ashton put in a necklace into Zack's pocket. "Here you go, enjoy your drink," Zack said giving the drink to Ashton. "Oh, there's an empty table right behind you" Zack said which caused Ashton to turn around while Zack licked his straw and put it into Ashton's cup. "Mr. Moseby" Violet's mother asked. "Yes Mrs. Burke" Moseby answered. "Do you think this ice-sculpture make me look like I have a double chin" Violet's mother asked. "Wait an hour, one of them will melt" Moseby said sarcastically. "Violet you look lovely, but why aren't you wearing the kidney of the sea?" Ashton said. "Well, I only wanted to wear it during a special occasion" Violet said looking nervous. "What could be more valuable, than my 40th birthday" Violet's mother asked. "Next year, when you're fifty" Violet commented.
"Your mother's right, go get it" Ashton said. "Okay the truth is, I can't find it, I looked everywhere, I took the room apart" Violet admitted. "Really, perhaps it's been stolen" Ashton shouted earning several gasps from some people in the party. "Did I just hear the S word" Moseby asked. "Yes, the kidney have been stolen" Ashton said. "Well, have one of the little hot dogs, they're delicious" Moseby said, clearly getting confused. "No, he means my diamond necklace" Violet explained. "Not the Kidney of the sea, how could you lose it and let it out of your sight," Violet's mother gasped. "Had anyone else had access to your room" Ashton asked. "I didn't see anybody when I was up there" Zack said and every one looked at him. "I probably shouldn't have said that" Zack said. "Kidney theif, check his pockets" Ashton said walking away. "Woah, back off, you want to see what's in my pockets, I'll show you what's in my pockets" Zack said. "In this pocket, I have a half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich" Zack said emptying a pocket. "And in this pocket, I have… the kidney of the sea" Zack said staring at the necklace. "Good gobstoppers, that a big rock" Moseby said. "Lets all raise the help" Violet's mother suggested. "Guards, arrest him" Ashton said. "What!" Zack exclaimed. "Zack" Violet began. "Violet, I swear, I didn't do it" Zack said "Zack, I wanna believe you, but why is that necklace in your pocket" Violet asked. "I don't know, I thought there was a brownie in there" Zack said. "He can walk the plank" Violets mother said who apparently was discussing with a bunch of people on how to kill Zack. "Hmm… sadly, our plank was removed during the late seventeen hundreds," Moseby said. "Further more, I know Zack Martin, he is many things, he is annoying, lazy, unreliable, often unkempt, careless and reckless, and tardy, obnoxious, destructive, a triffle gassy" Moseby began.
"Zack is also loud, irresponsible, devious," Moseby continued after 20 minutes. "Is blood coming anytime soon" Zack asked. "And a pain in the butt" Moseby finished. "Thanks" Zack said. "However, he is not a thief" Moseby admitted. "Then how do you explain the necklace in his pocket" Ashton said. "One of the diamonds is missing" Violet's mother gasped. "He must have stole it to feed his bubblegum habbit" Violet's mother gasped. "I can quit anytime I want" Zack said removing his gum. "Starting tomorrow" Zack said. "Obviously he has no impulse control, a sure sign of a criminal mind" Ashton said taking a seat.
"This event is a scavenger hunt, the animal that finds the most objects win" Bailey said and hid a rope under a chair. "Come on Hunter, you can do it" Cody encouraged. "Listen you looser, you better win this, or mommy will cancel your doggy debit card" London threatened. "Ready, go" Bailey said and Hunter rushed to pick up the rope. "It's unfair, Hunter is used to find ordinary things, tell Ivana to find something she knows" London complained. "I want someone to find this diamond" Violet's mother announced and Ivana rushed towards Ashton. "Ivana, where are you going," London asked following Ivana who began to bite Ashton's jacket. "Get this stupid mutt off of me" Ashton shouted. "My Ivana is not a stupid mutt," London said and picked up Ivana who ripped Ashton's jacket and a rock fell out. Moseby then picked it up and said, "Ah Mrs. Burke, is this the missing diamond from the necklace". "No, it can't be" Violet's mother said trembling but Moseby just took the necklace and tried to fit it. "Why it's a perfect match," Moseby gasped. "Ashton, what was it doing in your pocket" Violet asked angrily. "Well, umm… umm…, when I gave you the necklace, it must have fallen out," Ashton lied. "No, you gave it to me in a box, and all of the diamonds were there" Violet countered. "You stole the necklace, and tried to frame me" Zack said outraged. The musicians behind then played "Da-da-dum". "Yes, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog" Ashton shouted and ran away. "I'll get him" Zack said and rushed to get Ashton. "No, I will" Moseby said and followed Zack.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would just like you to know that I have everything under control" Moseby said before screaming. Just then, Hunter pounced onto Ashton and a dart appeared on Ashton's neck. "No, what ugh…" Ashton said before falling asleep. "What the, who was playing darts" Moseby said. "You know, these tranquilizer darts that Hal gave me is real useful" Cody commented playing with a gun with Hunter at his heels. "Give me that, you know that fire-arms are not allowed on board" Moseby said snatching the gun away. "Yes, but a tranquilizer gun is not a fire-arm" Cody said. "Says who?" Moseby asked. "Check the list of fire-arms on the list, and you will not find the tranquilizer gun," Cody said. "Oh, why even bother" Moseby said handing the gun back to Cody. Meanwhile, Violet and Zack were kissing on the floor.
"Clearly, Ivana was the winner" London debated. "No, she isn't, according the points, Hunter wins" Cody debated. "So, Ivana found the diamond" London said. "Yeah, but the bad guy would have gotten away if it wasn't for Hunter" Cody argued. "No, he couldn't have gotten away, we're on a boat" London argued. "Yes he could have, he had a helicopter started up" Cody said. "Clearly, you are an idiot, Bailey, who is the winner?" London asked grabbing a couple of hundred dollar notes. Bailey looked between Cody who apparently was petting Hunter and had his arm around Bailey, and London who was adding more hundred dollar notes to her hand. "Fine, Cody wins," Bailey said surrendering and cuddling into Cody who grinned. "Here's the money" London said shoving it into Bailey's arms. "Okay, it's a draw" Bailey said. "What!" Cody shouted and Hunter barked. "What, Ivana looks ridiculous in a tie" London said. "No, a draw" Cody said. "Well, it's better than a lost" London said walking away. "Well, at least I know who the true winner is" Cody said looking up into the stars. "Yup" Bailey said looking at the stars as well. "Okay, my six-month plan starts" Bailey thought.