Hiya, it's me again, and now it's "Showgirl, show & tell" boy, this might be hard to edit, well, let's give it a shot.
"So then, the dude punches the dude in the face," Woody said and the put his fist in front of Bailey . "And then starts this killer tube all the way back to Honolulu, where he and his hoola babe feast on Oh-paca-paca with cheese," Woody finished getting a clap from everyone in the class. "Woody, this is a class on world culture, you're supposed to do a report on a city, not a low-budget surfer-flick" Tutweiller scolded. "Hey, waves of terror is very educational, I learned about waves and terror," Woody argued. "Well, your terrifying me, sit" Tutweiller commanded. "Hawaii, is in fact, a beautiful state, with a rich history, and a wealth of natural resources, now who can name one of the chief exports of Hawaii" Tutweiller asked which only prompted Bailey and Cody to raise up their hands. "Hmm… London" Tutweiller mused before picking London. "Can you list one of the chief exports of Hawaii?," Tutweiller asked. "Hawaiians" London said. "How bout coffee?" Tutweiller suggested. "Oh please, I would love some, make it a not-fat decaf with cinnamon sprinkles" London said. "Do I looks like a waitress to you?" Tutweiller asked but as a London attempted to answer "Oh, don't even answer" Tutweiller said.
"Ah, I see you're wearing a traditional Mishawka, you must be doing you're report on the icy capital Yakutsk, of Siberia's soccer republic," Bailey asked grinning. "Close" Zack said lifting up the side of his cap to reveal a set of head phones. "I'm listening to the red sox game, shh…" Zack said and leaned down. "Okay, the next report is on …" Tutweiller said. "Please say Boston, please say Boston" Bailey was praying. "Tokyo" Tutweiller decided. "Oh god damn it" Bailey cursed. A kid then put on a black mask, the type bank robbers would wear, and started to walk up front, "Don't even come up here if everything you're going to say is a ninja zombie 3" Tutweiller said and the kid walked back. "You people, should be ashamed of yourselves, do you people think this class is a joke?" Tutweiller asked angrily. "YES!" Zack shouted standing up getting a look from everyone in the class. "Unlesstheanswerisano" Zack mumbled.
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"Can't believe Miss Tutweiller didn't pick me to do my report on Boston," Bailey complained as Cody handed her a smoothie. "Hey, she sent be to re-do my report when I brought in Hunter, said I couldn't do it on the North Pole," Cody also complained. "So, then what are you going to do now?" Bailey asked. "Well, to get revenge, I'm bringing in Nanook, my cousin's pet polar bear to class next week or maybe just a sea lion or a seal, or a gorilla, or any wild animal" Cody said with a mischievous grin. "Well, but mine, I made pie charts, made of an actual pie," Bailey complained. "Oops" Zack said as he turned around and was seen eating a pie. "If it's any consolation, your homework, delicious" Zack said as he took another bite. "Well, you better go tell Miss Tutweiller you ate my A+" Bailey said and continued to drink her smoothie. Then, they heard a laugh, and saw Miss Tutweiller laughing with Moseby. "Look like she's busy with Moseby" Cody said. "Yeah, look at those two, do you think they're courting" Bailey asked. "First of all, no one has been courting since the 1922, which by the way, was the last time Moseby had a date" Zack commented. Bailey just ignored Zack and went to London. "Hey London, did you hear what Bailey and Tutweiller were talking about" Bailey asked. "Yeah, he asked her if she was free tonight, and she said yes" London said. "It sounds like he's asking her out on a date" Bailey said. "Oh, Moseby and Tutweiller sitting on a tree, k-I *Pauses* ising" London chanted. "Oh please, the only woman Moseby had kissed in the past 30 years, is his mother, and even she's not too thrilled about it," Zack sneered. "Any way, I don't really see Tutweiller dating, I mean she's so uptight and like do your homework, don't be tardy, don't eat chalk" Zack continued mimicking. "Come on, let's follow them and eavesdrop on their conversation" London suggested. "London, it's not right to spy on people" Bailey said. "Well, don't think as it as spying, think of it as science, we're merely observing their behavior, from behind their plant," London suggested. "Works for me" Bailey said and both girls walked away. "So Cody, what do you say tonight, we take advantage of the most enticing experience the ship has to offer" Zack asked. "What do you have in mind? You do realize that I have to send a telegram to my uncle for the fishes I caught" Cody said frowning. "I'm talking about the starlight follies" Zack said. "Ah, you want to look at the stars?" Cody asked smiling. "No, we're going to look at dancing girls" Zack said. "Nah, busy doing my new report on world culture, and I need to bring in Nanook," Cody said and slurped down his smoothie and left.
In Zack and Woody's room, Zack went out of the bathroom and got hit by something in the eye. "Was that a toe nail?" Zack asked. "Yeah, I was aiming for the red hat" Woody said. "Dude, why aren't you in your jammies" Woody asked. "Cause I'm going out" Zack said grabbing a jacket. "It's almost curfew" Woody said standing up. "Hey, you still going to see that show?" Cody asked walking into the room. "You guys are going to break curfew just to see some stupid show" Woody asked. "What! No, Zack is, not me, I just came to get my geography … book" Cody said picking up his book from under the bed. "Why is my book under your bed" Cody asked. "No reason," Woody said. "And why is it stained with … ugh… what is this stuff" Cody shouted and threw the book away. "Just a smoothie" Woody said quietly. "And how many days has it been here" Cody asked. "A few days" Woody said and was given a look. "Fine, a few weeks" Woody admitted and Cody just walked out of the room saying "Ugh". "So, you're really going to break curfew to watch a stupid show" Woody asked. "Not just some stupid show, the starlight follies" Zack said. "But that's got" Woody started then giggled. "Girls" Woody finished and giggled again. "I'm in" Woody said and left with Zack. "Wait, Woody, aren't you forgetting something?" Zack asked pointing at Woody's pajamas. "Oh right" Woody said and went to his bed. "My camera" Woody said showing his hand and Zack stared at him.
"There it is boys, behind that velvet rope, lies the promise land, tonight we become men" Zack declared. "Well, we'd better because no on under 18 is admitted in without an adult" Woody pointed. "Hey relax, age is up here" Zack said poking his brain. "Yeah, too bad up here is barely 4 feet off the floor" Woody said poking him. "Look, if you carry yourself like an adult, people will believe you're one" Zack said and started to walk. But then, Woody carried Zack up bridal style. "What the F*&^ do you think you're doing" Zack asked. "You said that if you carried like an adult, people will believe you're an adult" Woody said. "Let me down, now!" Zack shouted and Woody dropped him. "Now look" Zack said and walked towards the security guard. "Hey there buddy, looking good," Zack said and tried to walk past the security guard. "Now hold up, let's see some ID" the security guard said. "Wow, haven't been asked to show that since… umm.. law school" Zack stammered and started to pretend to search his clothes for his ID. "You know what, I must have left it in my other pants" Zack said. "Well, I can't let you in without an ID" the guy said and shoved Zack to one side. "Don't worry, they're with me" Woody said giving the guy a card. "Boy, this is a baseball card" The guy said. "So, it's got date of birth" Woody said. "Oh my mistake, ichirosesuki NEXT!" the guy sneered.
"London, what are you doing here, it's past curfew" Zack asked. "Bailey and I were tailing Tutweiller and Moseby to prove that they're dating but we lost them" London complained. "Where's my sister?" Zack asked. "I guess I lost her too" London commented after looking around. "But I know where I am" London said and grinned. "Woah, wait, I just came up with the best idea," Zack said. "London, will you be our mom" Zack asked. "No way, I will not dress up like Carey, i have 3 words for those cheap outfits hi-de-ous" London said. "He means pretend to be our mom so we can get into that show, and best of all, what your wearing, perfect" Woody said grinning. "I know" London said. "Even those guys think I dress perfectly" London thought skipping. "She thinks she dresses like a mother ?" Zack thought. "I like pie" Woody thought. "Hi, we're back, and we brought our mom" Zack said. "You're their mom?" the guy asked. "The happiest day of my life is when the doctor told me I had given birth to adorable, identical twins" London said hugging Zack and Woody. "Next!" The guy shouted and all three of them walked away.
"This is not going to work" Zack complained as he and London walked back wearing sailor outfits. "Not with that attitude, sailor" London said cheerfully. "Oh he's in the drama classroom, apparently, he played a sailor before and wanted to stretch," London said and walked towards the showroom. "Ahoy there matey, my ship mate … Becky (actually its Backy) and I thought we'd take the show while on leave" London chanted sounding mascular after deepening her voice. "You're on leave from the navy, and thought you're going to spend it on the ship," The guy asked. "We get nauseous on land" Zack mumbled. "Oh, that makes sense, hold on" The guy said and walked into the show room. "It's pretty full in there but I guess I can squeeze in two fellow servers" the guys said. "Fellow servers, you're a security guard" Zack pointed out. "That's right, I like to think us as the unsolved sixth branch of the military, the thin beige line between order and chaos" the guys said respectfully. "well, you're doing a bang up job" London complimented. "Oh man, it means a lot" the guy said tearfully and started to cry. "Enjoy the show" the guy said and saluted them. Then, London and Zack saluted them and when Zack moved his hand down, his fake beard got stuck to his hand and tried to shake it off. "Uh-huh, nice try but I was trained by the CIA" the guy said. "You mean," Zack started. "That's right, Call's Investigator Acadamy, that's why I can see a phony disguise a mile away," the guy said. "I'm here to relieve you" Woody said and walking towards them. "Okey-dokey, let me get me a sandwich or something" the guy said and walked away. "Woody, you're a genious," Zack said and walked in. "I know" Woody said and followed him. "ooh, sparkly" London said and bent down.
"What do you mean your replacement showed up, ah you there, freeze" Moseby walked in scolding the guy. "See, I told you" the guy said. "Oh Kirby, he's not a security guard, heck he's in a sailor uniform, and he's a student," Moseby lectured. "Is what he's saying true, … blackbeard" Kirby asked. "Look, this is" Moseby started and removed London's cap. "London, what are you doing outside of curfew" Moseby asked shocked. "Well, me and Bailey were tailing Moseby and Tutweiller to find out if they're dating and then I lost Moseby, Tutweiller and Bailey, but I know where I am" London started blabbering and then grinned when the part where she knew where she was came up. "Then, what is all this?" Moseby asked gesturing to the sailor costume. "Well, I was …" London began. "Sir, there's a snake on the loose on board" a guy said. "Kirby, you escort London to her room, and I'll go get Cody" Moseby said and walked off.
Inside, Woody and Zack found seats and took them. "Ladies and gentlemen, starlight dancers" a guy (not Kirby) shouted into the microphone. And then, the scene changed to the stage where some ladies dressed in orange costumes walked out and started to dance and walk towards the crowd. "I think I'm in love" Zack said. "With which one" Woody asked. "With her" Zack said pointing towards a girl. "No, her" Zack said pointing to another girl and then pointed to every girl in the show saying "No, her". And then one of the girls came up to Zack, ruffled her feathery scarf around his neck and then put up her leg for Zack to see and then walked off somewhere else. Zack then raised his hand to get the girl and then he said "Don't go". Then, Kirby walked in found Zack and Woody. "Sorry boys, but I told you" Kirby started and then stared at the girls. "Damn" Kirby drooled. "Show's over" Kirby said and tried to lead the boys out but couldn't stop staring at the girls and he kept on hitting Zack or Woody on the walls. On the way back to their cabin, on the sky deck, they met up with Moseby and Cody. "Hey guys, how's your show" Cody asked waving. "Zack, Woody what are you doing here? I should have known, you guys were trying to sneak into the starlight follies, right?" Moseby interrogated. "No, no we weren't" Zack and Woody stammered. "Yes you were" Kirby said. "Wait, quiet" Cody said and then threw a bag over the snake's head and then tied it in a swift move and the snake laid down on the floor quietly. "well, that's over" Cody said wiping his hand on his shirt. "How? How? What happened to the snake?" Zack stammered. "Oh, its still alive, snakes are intelligent creatures, when it can't see, it simply just lay still, because it knows that it can't fight back, but see, its harmless," Cody said and then dropped the snake on Woody and he started to whimper. "Man, it's like he never had a snake around his neck before" Cody commented and walked away.
The next day, Zack and Woody was telling everyone about their experience in the Starlight follies. "Just then, down comes her soleto(or what heel Zack was saying) heel," Zack bragged and Woody put his foot near Zacks face. "This close to our faces" Zack said. "This close" Zack finished. "Hah, greatest experience of my life" Woody said. "You went to the star light follies to star at scantily clad women?" Bailey asked disgusted. "No" Zack said nervously. "What? NO" Zack stammered. "I went for the music, the band was awesome" Zack lied. "The irodinklemen combo" Bailey asked. "Of the heezy" Zack lied again. "No we didn't, we went for the girls," Woody retorted innocently. "You know, I have just lost most of the respect I had for you, if there even was any to start with" Bailey said. "Hey guys, what'd I miss" Cody said entering the class with a snake with it's head in a bag. "A snake?" Woody stammered. "No Woody, it's a lion with an extraordinarily long and colorful tail," Cody said sarcastically. "Can I see it" Woody asked. "For god sake, it's a snake, but different from yesterday, it's a double headed snake, and it's really rare, I caught it this morning, when we docked in Africa to drop off some passengers" Cody said. "Haha, there's no such thing as a double headed snake" Woody said laughing nervously. "Actually Woody, there is a rare species of double headed snakes, you can't find it in many zoo's because it's rare, and it's endangered, and it's still being observed by scientists, you can sell one for a minimum of a few hundred thousand dollars" Bailey stated. "that's right" Cody commented and beamed happily at Bailey who giggled.
"Good morning class" Tutweiller said walking in and everyone took their seats. "Good morning Mrs. Tutweiller" Everyone said. "Okay, first report," Tutweiller began. "Please say Boston, please say Boston" Bailey prayed. "Cody" Tutweiller said. "Damn it" Bailey groaned. "Right for my report, I will be doing it on Congo in Africa," Cody began. "Oh-my-gosh Cody, is that a snake!" Tutweiller shrieked. "Yup, and it's a rare…" Cody attempted to continue. "I don't care even if it's rare, it's a wild animal, and I will not tolerate" Tutweiller shouted. "Well, I brought a tame one last time, and you rejected me" Cody pointed out. "How can a wolf be tame" Tutweiller shrieked again. "It's an Alaskan Malamute, not a wolf," Cody said angrily. "Cody, if you promise not to bring anymore wild animals to class, I will give you an A on your next assignment" Tutweiller compromised while calming down. "A+" Cody bargained. "Fine, just get it out of my class" Tutweiller screamed. "Right" Cody said and walked out. "Wait, where are you going" Tutweiller asked. "Well, there's a man who's a private collector, and he offered me six hundred thousand dollars for this snake, so I got to go sell it, then put it in my bank account" Cody said walking away. "Sometimes, I think that that guy is partly animal, but he has a lot of potential to be a true scholar" Tutweiller sighed.
"Next, Bailey Martin," Tutweiller shouted. "Right, for my report, I will be giving a report on Boston" Bailey started. "Hold up," Tutweiller said. "Yes miss," Bailey said. "Bailey, I get a feeling that your going to give a very long report" Tutweiller said sweetly. "Well, I got a idea, why don't you just do your report with Cody, so we don't have to listen to a long boring speech" Tutweiller said. "But miss…" Bailey began. "Next Zachary Martin" Tutweiller shouted and Zack walked to the front of the class while Bailey walked to her seat after glaring at Zack. "Vegas Baby, the place to be" Zack started. "It's all about the cards though, you need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to deal them" Zack continued and accidently dropped all of his cards on the floor. "Or 52 at a time" Zack bragged and bent down to pick up the cards. "Wow, someone is actually getting a lower grade than Woody" Tutweiller commented. "Yes" Woody said. Zack just continued to pick up his cards, he saw an anklet on Tutweiller's leg with a heart shape on it. "Oh my" Zack stammered gawking at the leg. "Zack, is there a problem" Tutweiller asked. "No, no, just shuffling " Zack lied and then crawled towards Woody. "Woody, I need your help" Zack said and Woody rushed forward with Zack. "See if you can find a heart" Zack said and Woody began to search on the floor but when he looked up like Zack, he saw the anklet on Tutweiller's leg. "Found it" Woody stammered and gave Zack a card.
After class, Zack, Cody, Bailey and Woody were at the Easy Squezy arguing. "Hey Guys, Hey, so the showgirl with the great legs are Tutweiller" Zack said. "Seriously?" Cody asked. "Yup" Zack said and Woody here can prove it. "Wait, why do I even care?" Cody suddenly asked himself and put on his earphones. "But she couldn't have been on the show last night, she was on a date with MR. Moseby" Bailey said. "Uh, did you see her?" Zack asked. "Well, we were following her and then we lost her" Bailey admitted. "Well, that does not prove, we saw her" Zack argued. "But anyone could have an anklet with a heart on it" Cody commented. "And did you see her face" Bailey added. "No" Zack admitted. "Then, that's not proof" Bailey said. "Proof of what?" Tutweiller asked walking in on them. "Umm.." the group stammered. "Proof that the goblin shark is not extinct" Cody said randomly. "Umm.. yeah, but where can you find a shark that looks like a goblin, I mean that's unreal" Zack said. "Aww… I like it that you guys are discussing academics (goblin shark is under the subject of biology and history) outside the class room" Tutweiller said smilling. "I guess I inspired you, I get a kick out of that" Tutweiller continued. In Woody and Zack's head, they were imagining Tutweiller in her costume twirling around and then kicking the air. In Bailey's mind, she saw Tutweiller dancing with Moseby. In Cody's mind, he imagined Tutweiller doing a flying kick at Moseby. "Why are all of you staring at me?" Tutweiller asked. "What, first we're paying too little attention to you, and now we're paying too much attention, what's wrong with you" Zack complained.
"Meanwhile, Miss Tutweiller would probably like to get back to her room to get ready for her show tonight" Bailey said innocently. "Oh, I don't have a date tonight" Tutweiller said blushing. "So, I guess if your free tonight, that means that you can tutor me" Cody said. "Tutor you, you wrote the lesson plan for the next month" Tutweiller said jokingly. "Then tutor Zack and Woody, Woody? Where did you go?" Cody said grabbing Zack and Woody but Woody had disappeared. "Well, just Zack, he's as dumb as cork" Bailey said pushing Zack forward. "Dumber, cork serves the function of society" Zack said randomly. "I can't tutor anyone these evening, I actually do have plans" Tutweiller admitted. "Really, anyone special?" Bailey asked rushing forward. "From nine to three, I'm all yours, but afterward, I'm" Tutweiller began. "Whose, whose are you?" Bailey asked skipping. "Someone" Tutweiller gasped. "Ah, Tutweiller, I need to talk to you" Moseby said walking towards the group. "Of course Mr. Moseby, anything for you" Tutweiller said and walked away. "Oh, Moseby and Tutweiller up for another date?" London asked walking towards the group. "Yup, She'd say that she'd to anything for him" Bailey said excitedly.
"No, no, no, I'm sure she has another performance in the starlight follies" Zack said. "Nuh-uh, she's keeping Mr. Moseby after school" London said. "That's it, we're going back to the show tonight, and get you your proof" Zack declared. "And how are we going to do that?" Bailey asked. "Don't worry baby, I've got a plan" Zack said putting an arm around both London and Bailey. "I don't like the sound of that" Bailey and Cody said at the same time. "Hey guys, what'd I miss" Woody said walking back towards the group with his mouth full of gravy.
"What other plan have you got?" Bailey asked that night when Zack had London and Bailey dressed up in the star light follies costume. "What are you talking about, this is a great plan," Woody said. "No, this is a horrible plan" Cody corrected. "Wow," London said after looking into the mirror. "What is it" Zack asked. "I look good in glitter" London commented. "Looks like London likes this plan, but I don't understand why I have to wear the showgirl costume" Bailey said frowning. "Look, you can charm your crush" Zack whispered. "Like your one to complain, Zack made me capture two showgirls and put them in our room for some reason, also had me knock them out" Cody wondered. "I like this plan" Woody said. "I'm leaving you guys" Cody said disgusted then walking away. "So, I don't have to go through this plan" Bailey said. "Just get going" Zack said pushing both girls into the room.
In the room, London and Bailey were together. "You go there, I'll go there" Bailey said pointing to opposite directions. "Got it" London said. London pretended to stretch and then touched one of the showgirls legs who looked down at her. "No, no, love your shoe stoe" London said walking away. Bailey on the other hand walked to a showgirl who was putting some make-up on and she knocked something over "Scuse-me" Bailey said and bent over, and then she pulled the girl's leg up and then dropped it. "Thank you" Bailey said and then walked towards London. "None of them are wearing anklets, I knew Miss Tutweiller would not do something like this, now let's go" Bailey said. "Wait, I need more glitter" London said and walked towards the make-up table. "Come on ladies, let's go, let's go" a guys said walking in. "Wait, we're not, wait" London and Bailey protested but no one heard them and was rushed outside.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the starlight follies" the voice said and then an applause is heard. And then a group of dancers came, first from the left, then the right and then, London came out from the middle alone and started dancing like someone mad at the middle of the stage (or what she was dancing, I can't describe Bailey and London embarrassing themselves, go watch it yourself, it'll still be the same, well until the part where Zack and "Cody" came out, I'll continue typing from there, sorry, I just can't describe it)
"Who-think-coco-men (or what Zack or Cody said, I'm not sure)" Zack said. "Hey, what are you guys doing back here?" the producer asked angrily. "Looking for our friend, ah, there they are" Zack said pointing at a direction and when the producer looked, Zack and Woody ran off in the opposite direction. "Hey" the producer shouted as Zack and Woody ran onto the stage where Zack and Woody are still dancing. "Found them" Zack said. "What do we do?" Woody asked. "Smile and sell it" Zack said and him and Woody started dancing in front of the crowd with the crowd laughing at them. "What are you guys doing out here?" Woody asked. "Looking fabulous," London said and then danced to another direction. "No one's wearing an anklet" Bailey said dancing. "Well, maybe she took it off, you've got to check in one of these masks" Zack said. "And we've got to hide because there's Kirby," Woody said and then both Zack and Woody ran off stage. "Oh" Bailey said and then she and London ran off stage. Woody then took a big violin and a guys cap which also had a wig and pretended to play the violin and then started to play it. London on the other hand was dancing around madly like an acrobat hitting several passengers. "Let's get on the stage" Bailey said and both her and London went back to the stage with the other girls. "Hi, sorry" Bailey said as she opened the girl's masks one by one to find Tutweiller.
"Hey, Bailey, have you found Miss Tutweiller yet?" Zack asked. "Yeah, the one standing next to Moseby by the door" London said and all three (Zack, Woody and Bailey) of them stared at the door. "Oh-no, run" Bailey said but tripped and fell onto the floor and pushing every girl down as well but London immediately stood right back up and posed. After the show, Moseby was pacing forward and backward. "I can not believe that you snuck into a restricted show" Moseby scolded. "On a school night" Tutweiller scolded. "As showgirls" Moseby said in a partially sing-song voice. "How did you know where we were" Zack asked. "Let me see, I don't know, two of the show girls in your room" Moseby shouted. "It was the boy's plan, they saw you as one of the showgirls" Bailey admitted. "The girls thought you and Mr. Moseby were dating" Woody countered. "The girls thought you and Mr. Moseby were dating" Zack shouted. "Your shouting" Woody said. "Oh sorry, the drum really messed up my hearing and" Zack said. "And your messing up mine" Tutweiller said angrily. "We told you she wasn't in the show" London said. "Well, maybe not tonight, but how do you explain the anklet" Woody said. "Then how do you explain the anklet" Zack shouted. "Okay, so maybe she's a showgirl and dating Mr. Moseby, can we all agree on that" Bailey compromised. "Oh please, a show girl is so out of Moseby's league" Woody said. "Excuse me" Moseby said shocked. "And Miss Tutweiller is too old to be a show girl" London added. "Excuse me" Tutweiller commented angrily. "It is none of your business that I'm a show girl or not. Or dating Mr. Moseby or not… and it would be a not on both" Tutweiller said. "I don't care what you do, as long that I'm in next week's show" London said posing again. "Where you and your cohorts are going to be is in detention" Tutweiller said and all four of them walked out. "Why was she talking about a pension" Zack asked loudly.
"That was a close one" Tutweiller said. "Yup, thanks again for filling in for Annabel for the show last night" Moseby said. "Yeah, to tell you the truth, I had fun" Tutweiller admitted. "As much as I like my job teaching, I do enjoy the chorus line" Tutweiller said and kicked up into the air. "Oh my, you do kick so high" Moseby said clapping loudly. "Bravo" Moseby said. "I can't believe the kids thought we were dating" Tutweiller said and both her and Moseby laughed. "SIlly" Moseby said. "Ridiculous" Tutweiller said. "As if I see you anything else as a teacher" Moseby said. "So that's what happened" Cody said on the stage. "Cody, what are you doing here" Moseby asked surprised. "Well, to tell you the truth, I was simply spying on you, well, more like watching the four of them, hilarious ain't it" Cody said walking towards the two of them. "Don't worry, your secrets safe with me Miss Tutweiller," Cody said and Tutweiller breathed out, relieved. "Or you know, I could write a book about the adventures of my wild teacher" Cody mused walking out. "Anyway, good night Mr. Moseby," Tutweiller said walking out of the door. "Yes good night" Moseby said but when he saw her, he saw her as a show girl (just watch the last part and you'll understand).
The next week, the class was chatting about stuff they did. "Man, I still believe that Tutweiller was a showgirl" Zack debated. "Yup, and also the anklet" Woody added. "Well, like it or not, she isn't" Bailey said. "How do you know?" Cody asked walking towards the group. "What do you mean?" Bailey asked. "Well, if you stuck around for the next five to ten minutes, you would have found out everything" Cody said taking his seat. "Eh?" Zack said. "I know everything" Cody said. "Tell us what happened" Woody said. "Nah, Moseby and Tutweiller would kill me, not that they could even stand a chance" Cody said. "Let me guess, they made you not tell anybody" Bailey guessed. "Close, I chose not to tell anybody" Cody said. "All right class, settle down, now, Cody, Bailey, come up and give your report," Tutweiller said. "Right, for our report, we have decided," Cody started. "To write about the underwater city in Australia (yup, the diving adventure, by Williard Pryce)" Bailey continued. "Interesting, tell us more about this underwater city" Tutweiller said. "Bailey you start, I'll go call Big Boy" Cody said walking out of the class. "Wait, who is this Big Boy" Tutweiller asked frightened. "I bet it's a dolphin" Woody shouted. "No, it's a killer whale" Cody said proudly and pointed into the horizon and every body rushed out to see the whale. "Cody, Bailey, I know you take your projects too far, so I'm just going to give you each an A+," Tutweiller said and fainted.
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Sorry I'm late at finishing my story, it's just that I got carried away reading my books by williard price and I was grounded from using my computer, and then I got an inspiration for another story, so basically, I'm a busy guy