"Brat!" I yelled angrily as I searched through the drawers of my desk.
"Yes Danna?" Deidara asked leaning out of the doorway of the bathroom. I took one good look at him and sort of burst out laughing. He had his hair in a towel, like, well a girl.
"What's so funny Danna?"
"Nothing brat, nothing." I said, "Anyway have you seen Hiruko?
""Who Danna?"
"You took him didn't you?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about Danna."
"You did you lying little brat!"
Ok so you're probably confused, well Hiruko is one of my most prized puppets. He also happens to be one of the most freakiest in my collection, but that's what I liked about him. Yes I call him a him, it is a guy puppet and I take too much pride in my works to call them its. Anyway Hiruko also had another use, one not intended by myself.
It scared the crap out of Deidara.
For the first few nights I'd wake up to him shivering, and me getting actually nervous about him thinking he was sick or something, would get up and place my hand on his forehead and check for a temperature. There would always be none.
"Danna." he'd whimper, and I'd hug him.
"What's wrong Deidara?"
"He's watching me?"
"Who?"
"Your freaky puppet who else un?" I looked over to the desk only to see Hiruko proudly sitting there, actually it did look a bit creepy in the dark, and it did look like he was staring at us.
"Here I'll put him away, will that make you feel better?"
"Can't you throw him away un?"
"Deidara it took me weeks to make him, he stays."
However today I couldn't find him, and frankly I was already a bit on the pissed side, just one of those days you know."
Brat, I'm going to ask you nicely again, where is Hiruko?"
"For the second time, I don't know un."
While I was lost in that flashback he'd gotten dressed, well mostly dressed, his shirt was still off.
"Damn it brat can't you just tell me!" I yelled slamming the drawer shut on my desk and turning to face him, immediately the color drained from his face.
"Are you mad Danna?""
Mad, no I'm not mad, this pissed off face just means I'm extremely happy." I said angrily, going over towards him and grabbing him hard by his shoulders, and since he wasn't wearing a shirt I could feel the bones under the thin layer of skin.
"Oww, Danna what are you doing?" This was nearly a shriek and I could see tears forming in his eyes.
"Trying to find out where you hid Hiruko." With that my hands migrated to his ribcage where I could feel his ribs, then I twitched my fingers. Deidara let out a hiccup mixed with a giggle.
"So that's your spot." I said smirking, and then twitched my fingers much more rapidly.
"No Danna not that! Anything but!" He started laughing hysterically, fighting to breathe.
"Tell me brat!" I said stopping for a second, waiting for him to catch his breath.
"I don't know un!"
"Hoping you'd say that." I said, now pushing him back and pinning him on the bed with both shared. Then the tickling resumed once more.
"Danna stop please!" he begged once more.
"Then tell me!"
"No un!"
It continued for a while, until finally.
"It's in the bathroom, in the medicine cabinet." he said gasping, I smirked and stopped.
"Now was that really that hard for you to say?" With that I leaned forward, my hands moving forward and grabbing his wrists, pinning them to the bed.
"Danna?"
"Thank you brat." I said, and with that kissed him on the neck. He blushed immediately, and I smiled, finally releasing him from the death grip, and turned to head to the bathroom, only to feel Deidara tackle me to the floor, my arms instinctively went out to break my fall, and suddenly there was an explosion of pain.
"Ow! Brat get off get off!" I yelled angrily, pushing him off my back.
Immediately the giggly happy face he had changed into a concerned and nervous expression.
"Danna?" he asked concerned as I cradled the wrist on my right hand, my eyes closed shut. "Are you ok Danna?"
"Does it look like I'm ok?" I hissed, under my breath.
"Let me see Danna." he said gently, coaxing the injured hand from me and onto his own lap. Gently he began to press on it, turning it this way and that, listening to when I hissed with pain.
"I don't think it's broken Danna, I think you sprained it."
"I sprained it brat?" I asked a bit nastily. Deidara recoiled.
"I mean, I sprained it." he said guiltily.
"Sorry." I apologized, and he turned to me surprised.
"Danna?" he asked a bit surprised.
"I shouldn't have snapped at you brat, in a way it was my fault." I noticed my wrist was still in his lap.
"Danna it was."
"Hey brat?" I asked cutting him off mid sentence.
"Danna I was apologizing! It's something I don't do often un you should."
"Brat."
"Stop that un!"
"Would you do something for me?" I asked, and he looked at me confused.
"What do you want me to do?" I held out my wrist limply towards him.
"Kiss it and make it better?" At that he flustered and went a bright red. "Please Deidara."
"Sure Danna." he said kissing it, I smirked and pulled my wrist away from him, flicking it around.
"Feels much better brat."
"You little liar!"
'You should be used to that by now!" I said laughing as I walked into the bathroom, only to be tackled from behind once more, this time doing a face plant with the tiles.
"Ow brat!"
"Not falling for that one this time Danna!" he said snickering as he gently caressed my ribs trying to find my ticklish spot.
"No brat seriously, my nose!" I yelped, shooting up and knocking him off the floor.
"Danna you." he stopped. My hands were cupping my nose and blood had run down my chin and a few drops were on the tiles."Oh god, Danna I'm so sorry, un!" Deidara cried, immediately grabbing a towel and pushing it under my nose.
"It's ok brat, seriously it's ok!" I said looking at him, he was hyperventilating and really freaking out. "It's not broken! Just needs to bleed out for a bit I'm fine."
"I'll go get someone!" he said, only to have me grab his hand and force him back down.
"Relax brat, it's nothing to worry about." I said rolling my eyes. "Just stay with me ok?"
"I'm sorry Danna." he said looking miserable. I looked at him, then hugged him close, carefu to keep the towel in place.
"I'm not mad brat." I said with a gentle smile. "Although you will need to do something for me."
"Yes Danna?" He asked, awaiting his punishment.
"When it stops bleeding, will you kiss it and make it better?"
Woohoo! Another chapter done. This is definitely one my favorite fanfics that I've written in a while, probably why nothing else is being updated like this. Anyway I want to thank my reviewers once again! I'm hoping for this story to become my most popular, and so far it's my second, so it's getting there. Anyway, wow I'm saying anyway alot, I've actually become so attached to this story I'm thinking of illustrating it on deviantart, forget what they're called though. If I do get the chance to make some pages I'll definitely let you guys know, in the meantime keep reading and reviewing!