I woke up to the sound of puking, which is never good, in any case.

Immediately I shot out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

Ok that was a bit of a lie, I didn't run, first I jumped up so quickly I didn't notice my foot get tangled in the sheets, then did a complete face plant on the floor.

Yes, an epic fail on my part, and my nose was really thanking me for it.

I guess it's what I get for being impatient.

Anyways, I slammed the door open, only to see Deidara leaning over the toilet and panting, looking exhausted and in tears. There was well, a mess on his face, and I could easily see his hand mouths sputtering.

"Danna." he whispered.

"Brat, shut up." I said as calmly as I could, wetting the towel that didn't have blood from our little episode yesterday on it. I was wondering how we were going to hide that when there was a contraband check, but we'll worry about that when the time comes.

I could always say Deidara got his period.

Nah I wouldn't do that to him, he's got enough on his plate already.

Soon the towel was wet enough, and I turned off the sink, then sat next to Deidara. I began cleaning the mess of his face, then began to take care of his hands, which continued sputtering. One of them bit the towel, and I had a little tug of war with it, me getting pissed of at it for every second it held, I swore it was biting harder and harder. However it did make Deidara make a sound like a hiccup, which meant it was comforting him, even if just a little bit.

Finally that chore was over.

I looked at Deidara and took him into my arms, then began running my fingers through his hair, only to feel him relax into me, his tears becoming less and he was calming down.

In all honesty I wanted to hit him.

I wanted to beat him for doing this to me.

I felt betrayed that he'd purged, after all he was doing so well.

I wanted to scream and completely lose my temper at him.

But I couldn't.

I had to try and understand how hard this was for him. Trust me, it was a hard thing to do. I tried to comfort him, I couldn't tell him it was all right, because it wasn't. He was supposed to be getting better, not making himself worse. I couldn't promise to make everything go away because I'm not a fairy godmother or some genie in a lamp.

I'm just a human, in love with someone who's sick.

"I'm sorry Danna." Deidara said quietly, pushing me away so he could look me in the face. "It's just, I've been feeling so sick lately, and I thought it wouldn't hurt just to do it once. It just felt so horrible un."

I let him vent for a while, rubbing his back and trying to calm him.

Because I had no idea what to say.

I'd promised not to hurt him, and I knew anything I'd say right now probably would.

At that moment however our door slammed open. Tobi and Hidan were standing in the doorway, the latter holding his right hand in his left and muttering, tiny drops of blood were dripping from his hand.

"Senpai!" Tobi wailed, running over towards us, Deidara only tightened his grip on me and I glared, only to have Tobi sit next to us. I heard the door click shut.

"So you purged blondie?" Hidan asked a bit coldly, and Deidara nodded sadly. Hidan plopped down next to him.

"Looks like you took care of everything Sasori san." said Tobi happily, leaning back on his feet. "Good thing you woke up, senpai's purged for hours before, but he seems okish now, which means..."
"No Tobi!" yelled Hidan, but he'd already pulled me into a hug. After what seemed like forever he let me go, and I could finally breathe again.

"Don't we have therapy or something?" I asked.

Hidan smirked."It's delayed a bit this morning."

"Hidan, what did you do to your hand, if it was another ritual you'll have to go back to solitary, un."

"Solitary?" I asked, and Deidara looked at me, then looked as if he was mentally slapping himself in the head.

"Of course nobody told you!"

"Well Sasori san!" said Tobi with excitement, although I think everything he said was with excitement, "If you're a bad boy they put you in solitary, you have to sit in this little room for twenty four hours, no contact with the others, you get fed and all but still, it's creepy."

"Been in there, seven times now was it?" asked Hidan with a bit of a smile on his face, his pride was clearly showing.

"Your hand Hidan?" Deidara asked.

"Oh right, Yahiko's drunk, we met in the hallway, he hates me, I hate him, we had a bit of a fight."

It took me moment to think of who Yahiko was, oh right, the orange haired smart mouth.

"So that's why therapy was delayed un?" asked Deidara, and Hidan nodded.

"But this is rehab, where the hell did he get the booze?" I asked.

"He's a hard core alcoholic Sasori san." said Tobi. "He drinks anything he can get his hands on, mouth wash, a bit of rubbing alcohol, did he drink the peroxide once too?"

"I don't remember." said Hidan. "He's been hospitalized alot though."

"Bastard's lucky he's not dead." I commented, and the others nodded. I sighed and got the towel from yesterday, and threw it at Hidan.

"Use the clean part of it to wrap your hand."

"What the fuck? You two fought!"

"You hit senpai!" Tobi nearly screeched, when we both shook our heads.

"No it's not like that un." said Dediara, looking at me helplessly, only making me smile.

"It was a bit of an accident." I said, just as a loud smashing was heard.

"Think they're still trying to control Yahiko senpai?" Tobi asked.

"Possibility un, he gets really pissed." said Deidara. For a few moments it was then the door burst open again.

However it wasn't Yahiko.

"You know the door can't take much more of you guys slamming it open un." said Deidara as Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame made their was in, then shut the door.

"It's getting bad out there, I mean how many of those nurses does it take to get him under control?" Kisame hissed. Itachi was literally attached to the shark kid, and in a second I knew why, he reached out a hand and began feeling the wall.

Deidara had told me he was half blind.

"Where are Zet san and Su san?" Tobi asked.

"Making out." said Kakuzu shuddering, he'd walked in on the two and he thought he'd be scarred for life.

"Ok, make I make a suggestion, my butt is going numb from sitting on the bathroom floor, can we at least sit in the bedroom?" I asked, getting a light laugh from the others. Soon we were all in the bed area. Tobi was spinning around on one of the desk chairs. Deidara and I sat on my bed, Kakuzu and Hidan were on the floor, and Itachi and Kisame sat on Deidara's bed, and I noticed the scowl on Deidara's face whenever he looked at Itachi. I'd have to ask him about that later.

"You're wondering why he's glaring at me aren't you?" Itachi asked, and I looked up startled.

"Itachi sort of has a thing like that." said Kisame. "Like he can read minds."

"It's simple." said Itachi smirking. "I broke his nose." That made my eyes widen.

"Why?"

"He woke me up."

Ok, never ever catch Itachi in a bad mood.

"Ow fuck Kauzu that hurts!" Hidan whined as Kakuzu looked at his injured hand. Kakuzu merely scowled at it, before rubbing it and trying to soothe it. Hidan leaned into Kakuzu and whispered, hoping only he could hear it.

"It hurts Kuzu."

"I know I'll kick Yahiko's ass later." he promised, and the two separated.

"So is this what you always do when Yahiko's drunk?" I asked. The other nodded.

"You see he gets a bit violent." Hidan started, only to be cut off by the sound of something shattering.

Followed by a pain filled scream.