Along with that scream came Tobi's scream, and he fell off the chair and onto the floor, then scrambled toward Zet and Su, who merely raised their eyes at him.

"What the fuck was that?" Hidan asked the obvious question each of us were wondering, yet actually I think most of us were too afraid to find out. I pulled Deidara a little closer to me, and I noticed Kisame and Kakuzu doing the same, although Hidan looked sort of pissed at the motion.

"You think I can't handle myself?"

"Shut up asshole." hissed Kakuzu, and Hidan was quiet, then leaned onto Kakuzu's shoulder.

"The obvious thing to do would be for someone to look outside." said Itachi. "So who's going to do it?"

"Why can't you do it un?"

"I'm half blind, remember?"

I sighed, then stood up. "Danna." Deidara whispered, grabbing my hand, which I merely shrugged off. I mean come on, this was supposed to be a rehab, not like something really bad could happen.

I was actually quite wrong with my last satement.

I opened the door enough to poke my head out the hallway was a mess. Dozens of syringes were shattered on the floor, the needles everywhere. Liquids of all different colors and hues were spattered on the tiles of the hallway, mixing and making the glass shine even brighter under the lights. Carts of medicine were simply flipped over, and pills of all kinds were spewed on the floor, half were melting in the liquids that already doused the floor.

In a way it was actually quite beautiful.

I guess luck was on my side because the hallway was empty, wherever that scream had come from it hadn't been from around here. I took a step outside, careful not to step on the glass, and continued my little nothing out of the ordinary.

Suddenly something grabbed me by the shoulder, making me jump and spin around.

"Brat!"

"Sorry Danna." he said with a light blush. "But I wasn't going to make you do this alone un!"

"Alone? Brat I was just taking a look..."

I stopped, a light tinkle noise entering my ear.

"Danna?"

"Brat shut up." I warned. I waited, and then the noise was heard again. Someone was walking down the hallway.

"What is it?" Deidara whispered, and then we saw him turn the corner.

Yahiko.

"Hey bitches!" Yahiko yelled, his voice slurred heavily, in his hand, was that Scope? He took a big swig of it and shuddered.

"Brat get back in the room." I said quickly.

"No un."

"Not a yes or no question." and with that I pushed him back into the room. I was about to follow, when Yahiko had somehow made his way behind me. I have no idea how he moved that fast, I mean doesn't booze make you go slower?

Maybe he just has ninja skills or something.

The next thing I knew he had me by the back of my shirt collar, lifting me up from behind much like a puppy when it's been bad. Man this guy was tall, well Kakuzu and Kisame were taller but still, he was tall enough to lift me off my feet. His silver eyes glared at me.

Trust me, I've seen weird eyes, his were absolutely freaky.

I had no idea what he was going to do, when out of the blue something tackled him.

"Bastard, I'll make you fucking pay for what you did to my hand!" Good old Hidan I guess.

I landed on my butt, right in a puddle of medications, hopefully nothing was stuck there. My face flushed red with embarrassment about asking Deidara with help about that. A loud crack and a scream brought me back to the fight. Yahiko had gotten the upper hand and twisted Hidan's arm behind his back.

I really hoped the cracking noise wasn't Hidan's arm popping out of its socket.

Hidan's eyes were watering and he was glaring at Yahiko.

Then I moved.

I punched him, hard in the face.

Yahiko dropped Hidan and stumbled back in surprise, while I cursed and held my injured knuckles. Yahiko stood up once more, pure venom in his eyes.

"You're both dead."

"Oh I'm so scared." I mocked.

Yahiko lunged once more.

I closed my eyes, waiting for something, only to have nothing happen.

I opened them to see a couple of orderlies finally restraining him, sedating him. I let out a sigh of relief.

"Danna!" A yellow blur almost with the speed of Tobi suddenly came ot of our room and wrapped his arms around me. nearly knocking me over.

"Brat do not make me fall over." I warned, glass was still everywhere on the floor.

"You're okay, aren't you Danna un?" he asked and I nodded. I turned to Hidan, only to see Kakuzu by him.

"He alright?" I asked, and Deidara turned as well.

"You think a cheap ass shot like that takes me out?" Hidan asked with a laugh, which immediately turned into a wince.

"Easy." warned Kakuzu, taking his friend's arm into his hands.

"Gentle Kuzu." said Hidan with a small smile, and Kakuzu rolled his eyes.

"Sasori san!" came a squeal, and then a choking noise.

"There's glass everywhere, right?" Kisame asked.

"Yeah, pretty much un." said Deidara, and I realized Kisame had stopped Tobi from charging out, good thing too, I can only imagine him slipping and just getting covered in glass.

I then noticed the psychiatrists.

A few were staring at Hidan of course.

And some were staring at me, especially my own.

Oh I really hoped this wouldn't be mentioned, I was fucking defending my friend!

Wait, did I just call Hidan?

Yes, I did, because he was, he'd actually risked his neck back there, for me.

An orderly came our way and ushered us back into the room, saying something about clean up, handing us a first aid kit.

"Asshole." hissed Kakuzu angrily, the kid hadn't even listened when Kakuzu had tried to explain about Hidan's arm.

"You care about me, I'm flattered." said Hidan.

"I can't believe you hit that bastard Sasori." said Kisame.

"Yeah that was fucking awesome!" said Hidan. "He just came out of nowhere, and boom!"

"I honestly didn't think of you as a fighter." said Itachi.

"I'm not, trust me." I said, taking Deidara in my arms once more and snuggling close to him, getting a smile in return. Then, I kissed him, I wasn't afriad of what the others thought. At first he blushed and seemed to pull away, but relaxed into it, enjoying it as well.

"AWWWWWWW!" came Tobi's overly loud yell.

"That was fast." said Kisame.

"They kissed huh." said Itachi. "Anyone could have seen it coming."

"Aww I think."

"They make a cute couple."

That startled me, and I turned to see Zet and Su smiling at the two of us.

"But wait who screamed earlier?" I asked, and the others looked at the floor.

"I'm guessing it was probably." Kakuzu started, when the door opened once more, and everything was quiet.

"Konan chan." Tobi whispered in horror, and even I couldn't believe it.

She had a large slice on her cheek, and it appeared she'd been punched in the eye. Her closes were ripped a bit, and yet she still had the uncaring face of earlier on.

"Therapy's in five." she said quietly, and that's when Nagato walked in behind her. His nose was definitely broken, he was holding a tissue to it, and he walked with a definite limp. Then they both left without another word.

"How the hell do they let him stay here!" I asked in astonishment, the others were dead silent.

"Well he always hits Nagato san." said Tobi.

"But he's never once touched Konan." finished Kisame.

"Something's definitely wrong."

And the plot begins! Yes this story does have a plot! Anyway super early update because of everyone who's been reviewing! Happy Leaf has now become my most reviewed story! I'd like to thank everyone who's been reviewing, like I have been in the past few chapters, but you have no idea how happy your reviews are making me. Most of them actually make me laugh out loud, and my paretns think I'm crazy, but I don't care! So thanks to everyone, all my readers out there on making this story my most sucessful yet! And no the story's not over yet, this seems like the kind of thing you'd put at then end of a story, but I just wanted to thank you guys. You're all awesome!