So how does rehab try and calm you after Yahiko going crazy?
Do they give you immediate counseling, give you happy pills (Which they did in Hidan's case), or let you call your parents or guardians so you can get the hell out of there?
The answer to all those is no, except for as I've said in Hidan's case, but I'll get to that later.
Instead they take you to a heavily wooded park for a picnic lunch.
I'm completely serious here people.
I'd just gotten Deidara to calm down by finding the thing he absolutely loved, which I was surprised wasn't complementing his so called art.
He loved it when people brushed his hair.
He'd asked me to do it, telling me there was a hairbrush in the bathroom, a girl's hairbrush mind you, but still a hairbrush all the same. His hair to my surprise was knot free, so the brush just glided through, he let out a small sigh of contentment, and grew calmer with each stroke. I was loving it as well, it was actually soothing to me too, it was almost as good as running my fingers through the strands.
When Hidan decided to make one of his untimely entrances, basically kicking the door open, scaring the shit out of me and Deidara.
"Interrupting something?" he asked, a bit weird sounding, I noticed the injured arm from earlier was now in a sling and he was having trouble standing up properly.
"Hidan are you okay un?" Deidara asked from his spot on the bed, me sitting behind him. "You look a little off."
"They pumped me up with some stuff for my arm." he said lazily.
"I'm telling you this is the shit."
Deidara and I looked at one another, smirks on our faces.
"Anyway I'm here to tell you we're going on a field trip!" he continued. "To the park around here."
"Seriously, we go on field trips?" I asked, Deidara nodded."Yeah, when stuff happens un."
"Hidan where the hell are you!"
"I think your boyfriend is looking for you." I said, and to my delight he smiled and nodded.
"Yup that's Kuzu chan for you, see you later." and with that the door closed, and Deidara and I took one look at one another, then burst out laughing.
"Kuzu chan?"
After an orderly came in to tell us to get ready, not Kabuto thank goodness, even though the door opening had caused Deidara to sort of hide behind me as a defense. After he left I'd held Deidara close to me, whispering some soothing words, rubbing his back, until he was chipper and bright again and telling me hurry up and get ready.
Like I needed to be told twice, as I may have mentioned I'm the most impatient person I know.
I have a medal for it in my room.
Seriously, I'm not persuading any fangirls to go and raid my room, but you'll see it in there.
Somehow now that I've said that I feel like fangirls are going to ravage my room and I shall go home to find it completely empty.
Just don't take the Third Kazakage, he's one of my favorites.
And if you do I'll have Hidan hunt you down...
Anyway, after a short bus ride.
Yes our rehab has a bus that says Happy Leaf on the side of it.
It also had a picture of a leaf, and I think that gives people the wrong image.
I mean come on Happy Leaf, a leaf, weed, marijuana.
Really hoping someone could see how it may be weird for a bunch of kids who are supposed to be in rehab in a bus looking like it promotes marijuana.
Anyway we were at the park! It was actually one of those parks with all the nature paths and stuff like that, and we all got to split up.
Personally I wondered how that worked since they'd have no surveillance on us what so ever, but I guess they have a plan or something.
So it was just me and Deidara, walking down a dirt path surrounded by these humongous old trees. The others were off on their own exploring, and I swear if Tobi followed us again I was going to throw a stick at him.
"It's pretty here, isn't it Danna un?" Deidara asked, looking at me with his bright blue eye,
"Yeah it is, although." My hand went to his face, brushing away the bang that hid his bad eye. "This makes it ever prettier." Immediately his hand went to brush it back into place, but he froze listening to my words.
"You think it's pretty? But it's so ugly and dull un."
"But I think you're beautiful Deidara, and that eye is a part of you, so that makes it beautiful too." and with that I was about to kiss him when a sudden movement caught my eye.
"Damn it Tobi!" I yelled angrily, grabbing a stick and hurling it where I'd seen the shadow. There was a decent sounding thud. Deidara looked annoyed, until the figure stepped out of the shadows. Suddenly Deidara's clutch was so tight around me I could barely breathe, it actually hurt a bit.
"Kabuto." I said calmly, and he merely smiled.
"I need to keep a watch on you two, you know."
"Yeah yeah," I said annoyed, then looked at Deidara, before kissing him on the forehead. He felt the touch and looked up at me, then slammed his lips into mine, his body claming a bit as my fingers ribbed his back in soothing motions. I kept kissing him and soothing him, then glanced at Kabuto.
He seemed disgusted by the show of affection.
You know what, screw him, screw the entire world that wanted to pull as apart.
Deidara put his hand on my neck, allowing the warm tongues to dance across it, making me give a small squeak of pure pleasure.
"Danna." Deidara said so seductively, and I looked at him.
Damn it if this wasn't a T rated fic, well you can imagine.
My arms clutched him tighter to me, and he nuzzled me.
"Danna, you'll always protect me, right un?" he asked.
"Of course brat." I promised, "Why wouldn't I, you're the most important thing in my life."
"I am un? Even more important than your art?" he asked.
"Of course, why am I not more important than yours?" I asked.
"Danna, I think in this situation I like your art better un." said Deidara, and I looked at him surprised.
"You're admitting my art is better?" I asked.
"For this case, I mean I want this relationship to be eternal un, not fleeting." and with that our lips met once more.
Little did we know...
Someone was watching us.
From behind the bushes like Kabuto.
And he had a gun, and was aiming it at the two of us.
Suddenly someone else tackled that person.
I froze hearing the scuffle, turning in the direction of it, only to see Tobi get pushed out of the bushes and into the open.
"Tobi un!" yelled Deidara angrily, when suddenly he jumped up and hugged me, it seemed to happen in seconds.
BANG!