ZOMBIES VS. UNICORNS
Why not, right? It's a good book, with multiple authors (including Scott Westerfeld) contributing, although it contains some, okay, a lot of mature content, so be warned. HINT: Read Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier's notes beforehand, just in case.
Oh, and that last umbrella spoof? It's actually not mine; I adapted it from my Chinese homework.
TEAM UNICORNS! Now that that's out of the way...story time!
DISCLAIMER: Again, why would I be Scott Westerfeld after all this time?
"Zombies." Deryn stood in front of him with her hands on her hips, daring him to contradict her.
"Unicorns." Alek shot back with equal tart, glaring furiously at her.
"Zombies."
"Unicorns."
"Zombies."
"Unicorns."
"ZOMBIES!"
"UNICORNS!"
"Zombies are better than sparkly magical ponies."
"Unicorns are better than shuffling, brain-eating corpses."
"Zombies."
"Unicorns."
"No."
"Yes."
"Ah, I see. Only a barking prince—"
"Archduke!"
"—would have plenty of unicorns hanging around his barking castle."
"Well, only a commoner would support the undead."
Silence.
"Oh, you did not just go there."
"Why, I think I did."
As the bickering continued, the book sat innocently between them, its blue edges peeking out from underneath the thick black layer. The book. Sparked from centuries of debate, and leading to many more. The book. Pitting author against author, team against team. The book.
ZOMBIES VS. UNICORNS
Which side are you on?
Sorry it's short, but there's not much more spoofiness I could add to this.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Scott Westerfeld put up the Goliath cover on Westerblog! As I type this, I'm having a happy spaz, and making a sound similar to that of either a steaming kettle or the Clazmonian Sow in The Last Olympian. EEEEEEEEEE!
Review, please!
And now for our Random Question: Who would win in a sword fight, Alek or Percy Jackson?